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(ABC News)   Two ships collide off Dutch coast, apparently lacking sufficient Dutch rudders   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Denmark, Netherlands, Storm Corrie, Ship, nine-year-old boy, Dutch North Sea coast Monday, North Sea, Storm Malik  
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2022-01-31 1:36:54 PM  
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2022-01-31 1:37:44 PM  
One and done.

/turns light off on way out
 
2022-01-31 1:37:46 PM  
Russian Navy and Dutch fishing boat?
 
2022-01-31 1:41:43 PM  
I guess they'll each pay for their own repairs?
 
2022-01-31 1:42:55 PM  
I'm no fancypants boat captain but this sure is a funny looking ship 
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2022-01-31 1:43:33 PM  

Teddy Brosevelt: I'm no fancypants boat captain but this sure is a funny looking ship [Fark user image image 425x310]


They said it's drifting, so it must be driftwood
 
2022-01-31 1:46:49 PM  
With an image of future ships?


It's 11:46 on Monday. You Farkers cannot expect me to be drinking already.
 
2022-01-31 1:59:46 PM  
i don't understand how knowing where some of the settlements are would have kept this from happening.
https://sidmeierspirates.fandom.com/wiki/Special_Item#Rutters
 
2022-01-31 2:04:39 PM  
For the longest time I was afraid to look up 'Dutch rudder' assuming it the most grotesquely obscene sex act imaginable and was surprised to find out it's relatively tame
So did the boats get each other off or what?
 
2022-01-31 2:06:05 PM  
What's a Dutch rudder?  Can someone please explain that to me?
 
2022-01-31 2:12:04 PM  
What's up with the Dutch lately? There have been a tone of Dutch links.
 
2022-01-31 2:17:31 PM  
Could be worse.

Clarke and Dawe - The Front Fell Off
Youtube 3m5qxZm_JqM
 
2022-01-31 2:42:10 PM  

DrWhy: What's a Dutch rudder?  Can someone please explain that to me?


It's better to have someone show you
 
2022-01-31 3:14:18 PM  

DrWhy: What's a Dutch rudder?  Can someone please explain that to me?


The thing that steers a Dutch boat.
 
2022-01-31 3:30:15 PM  
Was one of the ships a Cleveland Steamer?
 
2022-01-31 3:37:43 PM  

DrWhy: What's a Dutch rudder?  Can someone please explain that to me?


When two ships love each other very much, sometimes they...
 
2022-01-31 3:42:06 PM  

DrWhy: What's a Dutch rudder?  Can someone please explain that to me?


Let's let Lester from Zack and Miri explain

The dutch rudder - Zack and Miri
Youtube mfuLRwqpy-Q
 
2022-01-31 4:14:34 PM  

berylman: For the longest time I was afraid to look up 'Dutch rudder' assuming it the most grotesquely obscene sex act imaginable and was surprised to find out it's relatively tame
So did the boats get each other off or what?


Yea, relatively tame, not like a Rusty Venture (NSFW)
Rusty Venture Defined (Uncensored)
Youtube sn4aLokf-t8
 
2022-01-31 4:31:10 PM  

The Southern Dandy: Was one of the ships a Cleveland Steamer?


The funniest thing about Cleaveland steamers is that it's also a line of restaurant equipment but to find it on Google you have to go through about 40 pages of turd related search results.
 
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