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2022-01-29 9:54:03 AM  
Don't mess with the Divine Miss M. She'll cut you down.
 
2022-01-29 10:20:32 AM  
She's right, you know.
 
2022-01-29 11:56:41 AM  
First time I've seen the video of the gov and dog

She is terrified you ficking twat, she is afraid she is gonna fall off, and you just keep shoving her up there

I hope you die
 
2022-01-29 12:17:21 PM  
She has a bigger dick. Don't fark with her
 
2022-01-29 12:22:13 PM  
Poor, illiterate and strung out

She speaks truth. Too bad that dogs ass seems to be the only thing in W. VA listening.
 
2022-01-29 12:27:28 PM  

baka-san: First time I've seen the video of the gov and dog

She is terrified you ficking twat, she is afraid she is gonna fall off, and you just keep shoving her up there

I hope you die


Yeah that dog is clearly communicating it is not ok with what is happening. But since when did the GQP care about consent?
 
2022-01-29 12:36:48 PM  
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/well you made a long journey from Milan to Minsk....
 
2022-01-29 2:47:51 PM  
My car is fast, my teeth are shiny.  I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney!
 
2022-01-29 2:48:13 PM  
A sitting politician brought a dog on stage and showed its asshole to the camera.

I thought they normally kept their affairs under wraps.
 
2022-01-29 2:48:33 PM  
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2022-01-29 2:48:56 PM  
Did she physically do anything or just say stuff we already know?
 
2022-01-29 2:50:40 PM  
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Governor Jim Justice's historic presentation.
 
2022-01-29 2:52:09 PM  

Red Barchetta: My car is fast, my teeth are shiny.  I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney!


I jingle my change but I'm still kinda cute.

Zappatastic.
 
2022-01-29 2:52:13 PM  
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2022-01-29 2:52:28 PM  
But have you ever looked at West Virginia? There's not enough flat ground to grow crops to feed the scattered populations circa 1840, and then they find the coal, which didn't help. It got polluted, denuded, over populated each time the coal mining got more efficient to the extent some years their biggest product was people leaving. I doubt you could actually govern a state like that well.
 
2022-01-29 2:52:46 PM  

baka-san: First time I've seen the video of the gov and dog

She is terrified you ficking twat, she is afraid she is gonna fall off, and you just keep shoving her up there

I hope you die


That was my take yesterday:
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F__king animal abuser, that guy. I hope she gets her vengeance.
 
2022-01-29 2:53:41 PM  
Judging by the photo of the Governor and his dog, I'd say he has a satisfyingly, intimate relationship with that dog's backend. West Virginia's Governor is like MTG's Deliverance 3.0 but with a Governor and a Bulldog's backside
 
2022-01-29 2:54:47 PM  

Purple_Urkle: [Fark user image 425x242]
Governor Jim Justice's historic presentation.


Needs labelling, I can't tell which one is the governor ...
 
2022-01-29 2:55:15 PM  
"...showing the state's overall rank in the country at 47th place."

Jim Justice (daily): "thank God for Alabama, Arkansas and Mississippi!"
 
2022-01-29 2:55:52 PM  

Corvus: thiefofdreams: A sitting politician brought a dog on stage and showed its asshole to the camera.

I thought they normally kept their affairs under wraps.

But the problem is all his supporters will probably think he "stuck it the libs". That's how we get Trump and DeSantis.

It's all grade school playground crap. No one cares about solving anything.


It is going to be interesting watching the rest of the people in the country get tired of this shiat finally and do something about it.

I think it will be a bit more dark before the dawn but I think we are kinda seeing the end of the dark ages play out in fast forward.

Church idiots trying to run everything, plague wiping people out, religious try to tighten hand, people reject and we enter into an age of science because we finally cast the sky wizard bullies aside.

I mean I hope that is what happens and based on the patterns of humanity it is a well established cycle.

I just keep holding out for the flip to happen and with covid pressure building I think it will happen sooner than later.
 
2022-01-29 2:56:46 PM  
2 Stupid Dogs - Boy Dogs
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2022-01-29 2:57:16 PM  

Purple_Urkle: [Fark user image image 425x242]
Governor Jim Justice's historic presentation.


Generally speaking, I expect a somewhat more dignified State of the State address. Since this is W. Virginia, I don't know what I was thinking.
 
2022-01-29 2:58:32 PM  

Purple_Urkle: [Fark user image 425x242]
Governor Jim Justice's historic presentation.


which one is the governor?
 
2022-01-29 2:59:05 PM  
I'm not really sure what savage means nowadays but that's seems like a mild insult.
 
2022-01-29 2:59:29 PM  

Purple_Urkle: [Fark user image 425x242]
Governor Jim Justice's historic presentation.


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2022-01-29 3:02:21 PM  
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She's savage
 
2022-01-29 3:03:33 PM  
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2022-01-29 3:04:17 PM  

Purple_Urkle: [Fark user image 425x242]
Governor Jim Justice's historic presentation.


Who's the lucky bastard that gets to own this image as an NFT?
 
2022-01-29 3:04:40 PM  
A battle of two terrific people.   An incompetent governor of a poor state and an elderly rich twat in her mansion who thinks she knows anything about the world.
 
2022-01-29 3:05:08 PM  
Uhmm....my friend over the years had several bulldogs. There is NO WAY I'd want to ever be near the rear end-those dogs could blast noxious gas fron the a$$. Bad enough to leave the room if a match wasn't lit fast enough to get rid of the stink. Front end was all slobber and belching or snoring. I've heard that England has started to put an end to the squished face breeding standards for dogs. Thank God, it is awful. I worked for a Vet, and have stories about the issues with that facial configuration. I love Pugs, wondeful breed, real people pleasers, so easy to work with, hope that they will breed them back to a more normal, healthier animal.
 
2022-01-29 3:05:57 PM  

Corvus: thiefofdreams: It is going to be interesting watching the rest of the people in the country get tired of this shiat finally and do something about it.

I would say some are. I think that's why a lot of people came out for Biden.

thiefofdreams: I think it will be a bit more dark before the dawn but I think we are kinda seeing the end of the dark ages play out in fast forward.

I am afraid you are right. If you look at history polarization only seems to stop for things like a big war.


The polarization will stop when the death toll reaches a number that the average american deems too much.

I know it is dark but until everyone has lost at least one person to covid it probably won't tip.

I do blame the media for this though. Covid is not sexy, but those numbers should be the number one story EVERY day. I don't care if people are tired of it. You know what I am tired of, burying mine because people want to ignore a pandemic.
 
2022-01-29 3:08:43 PM  

Old Man Winter: I'm not really sure what savage means nowadays but that's seems like a mild insult.


Savage, you know, like the Indians, or the Africans, or maybe the Orientals, but never ever White  people, especially those from Northern Europe like Germany, or Great Britain. They aren't Savages, but rahtha,
the civilized people of the globe
 
2022-01-29 3:09:23 PM  
Is that a fat dog or just a small dog with a lot of extra skin?

I know bulldogs don't enjoy walkies but both could benefit.

I am vet. I have DD 214 to prove it.
 
2022-01-29 3:09:29 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: A battle of two terrific people.   An incompetent governor of a poor state and an elderly rich twat in her mansion who thinks she knows anything about the world.


Nailed it!
 
2022-01-29 3:09:59 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Governor Jim Justice's historic presentation.


Twins!
 
2022-01-29 3:10:07 PM  

Artist: Uhmm....my friend over the years had several bulldogs. There is NO WAY I'd want to ever be near the rear end-those dogs could blast noxious gas fron the a$$. Bad enough to leave the room if a match wasn't lit fast enough to get rid of the stink. Front end was all slobber and belching or snoring. I've heard that England has started to put an end to the squished face breeding standards for dogs. Thank God, it is awful. I worked for a Vet, and have stories about the issues with that facial configuration. I love Pugs, wondeful breed, real people pleasers, so easy to work with, hope that they will breed them back to a more normal, healthier animal.


That's right. Blame it on the dog.
 
2022-01-29 3:10:17 PM  

Corvus: thiefofdreams: A sitting politician brought a dog on stage and showed its asshole to the camera.

I thought they normally kept their affairs under wraps.

But the problem is all his supporters will probably think he "stuck it the libs". That's how we get Trump and DeSantis.

It's all grade school playground crap. No one cares about solving anything.


But she clapped back and the Internet can't even handle it right now! Give this woman the Medal of Honor!

Seriously though, it was a sensible chuckle-worthy comeback, but so what? A senile old government worker who proudly displays his dog's anus as part of an official public address isn't going to worry about snippy comments. He's just glad people still talk about him and haven't stuffed him in a home yet.

Next week he'll probably have Joel Miller drink from the firehose.
 
2022-01-29 3:10:35 PM  

Artist: Uhmm....my friend over the years had several bulldogs. There is NO WAY I'd want to ever be near the rear end-those dogs could blast noxious gas fron the a$$. Bad enough to leave the room if a match wasn't lit fast enough to get rid of the stink. Front end was all slobber and belching or snoring. I've heard that England has started to put an end to the squished face breeding standards for dogs. Thank God, it is awful. I worked for a Vet, and have stories about the issues with that facial configuration. I love Pugs, wondeful breed, real people pleasers, so easy to work with, hope that they will breed them back to a more normal, healthier animal.


Watch them eat.  They basically shovel everything in.
 
2022-01-29 3:10:57 PM  
I don't get the dog thing but Justice has been adamantly pro vax.

"West Virginia GOP governor: 'If you're not vaccinated, you're part of the problem'"

https://www.cnn.com/2021/07/06/politics/jim-justice-west-virginia-covid-vaccinations/index.html
 
2022-01-29 3:10:57 PM  
Apropo of nothing at all, here's a great Bette Midler/Tom Waits duet.
BETTE MIDLER i never talk to strangers ( duet with TOM WAITS)
Youtube bJm5svvfUdk

It really belongs in every dive bar's jukebox.
 
2022-01-29 3:11:14 PM  

Purple_Urkle: [Fark user image image 425x242]
Governor Jim Justice's historic presentation.


Thanks for the new profile image.
 
2022-01-29 3:11:54 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: A battle of two terrific people.   An incompetent governor of a poor state and an elderly rich twat in her mansion who thinks she knows anything about the world.



She worked really, really hard to get that money. I waited on Ms. Midler a few years ago, she was very nice, no make up, no attitude and hardly how you seem to think she is. I grew up around that type of person you describe and know it well-Ms. Midler was not at all like them. Also, got to see her perform a one woman show about Suzy Menkes (gossip collumnist) it was a great show.
Glad Midler is vocal-she is a singer you know....
 
2022-01-29 3:12:30 PM  
Midler seems to be in that grasping for relevance stage of her life.
 
2022-01-29 3:14:41 PM  
Not gay, NTTAWRT, but grew up alongside many gay activists.  Bette was always a champion.  Earned my respect.
 
2022-01-29 3:15:13 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Purple_Urkle: [Fark user image 425x242]
Governor Jim Justice's historic presentation.

Who's the lucky bastard that gets to own this image as an NFT?


Nevermind that image, I threw together THIS image!:
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2022-01-29 3:15:47 PM  

KCinPA: Midler seems to be in that grasping for relevance stage of her life.


And you are totally not grasping for attention, edge lord.
 
2022-01-29 3:16:26 PM  

Psychopompous: Apropo of nothing at all, here's a great Bette Midler/Tom Waits duet.
[YouTube video: BETTE MIDLER i never talk to strangers ( duet with TOM WAITS)]
It really belongs in every dive bar's jukebox.


To my knowledge, she never put TW's song Martha on an album.  She performed it on SNL back in the 70s. And, of course she took a bow covering her cleavage with that flirty hand wave then block the goods.  Classy.
 
2022-01-29 3:16:55 PM  

leeksfromchichis: Did she physically do anything


Like what?

/also, speaking is also a physical action, so
 
2022-01-29 3:18:10 PM  

Corvus: EdgeRunner: Seriously though, it was a sensible chuckle-worthy comeback, but so what? A senile old government worker who proudly displays his dog's anus as part of an official public address isn't going to worry about snippy comments. He's just glad people still talk about him and haven't stuffed him in a home yet.

No it actually helps him. Which is my point.


Hollywood never learns its lesson and is too easily baited. It took years for Rosie O'Donnell to finally realize her feud with Trump was only helping Trump.

An old adage about wrestling with pigs comes to mind.
 
2022-01-29 3:20:10 PM  

EdgeRunner: Corvus: EdgeRunner: Seriously though, it was a sensible chuckle-worthy comeback, but so what? A senile old government worker who proudly displays his dog's anus as part of an official public address isn't going to worry about snippy comments. He's just glad people still talk about him and haven't stuffed him in a home yet.

No it actually helps him. Which is my point.

Hollywood never learns its lesson and is too easily baited. It took years for Rosie O'Donnell to finally realize her feud with Trump was only helping Trump.

An old adage about wrestling with pigs comes to mind.


Yaaaa, no!  If we're going to trot out old tropes then maybe the one about good people not speaking up comes to mind.
 
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