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2022-01-29 4:49:24 AM  
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2022-01-29 6:08:07 AM  
Meh. There is far better ice cream than what that will be
 
2022-01-29 6:31:36 AM  
I can see the future. I see two shots of bourbon and a scoop of Honey Buns ice cream in a tumbler.
 
2022-01-29 6:54:08 AM  
All I want is just one more oatmeal pie.
Little Debbie, Little Debbie!


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2022-01-29 6:55:47 AM  
I will try some of these.
 
2022-01-29 7:40:49 AM  

lifeslammer: Meh. There is far better ice cream than what that will be


Exactly, Little Debbie snacks are horrible, there's no hope for ice cream based on them.
 
2022-01-29 7:55:19 AM  
Little Debbie is a cruel mistress.
 
2022-01-29 8:17:59 AM  
I am intrigued by the idea of oatmeal creme pie ice cream.
 
2022-01-29 8:35:05 AM  
So  ice cream that  tastes like wax.
 
2022-01-29 8:42:06 AM  
No Fudge Round ice cream? I guess I'm safe for now
 
2022-01-29 8:43:07 AM  
There is a problem with new products like these. Where do you buy them? The supermarket can only stock so many different flavors of ice cream. You can't order them from Amazon for delivery. There are specific flavors of ice cream I would like to buy. But they are not stocked. Even if I went to every different brand of supermarket in my area, I might never find it. They all stock the same essentials with little room for outliers.
 
2022-01-29 8:53:08 AM  
Little Debbie, all the calories of Hostess snacks and half the taste!
 
2022-01-29 9:12:46 AM  

Maturin: Little Debbie, all the calories of Hostess snacks and half the taste!


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2022-01-29 9:18:40 AM  

Maturin: Little Debbie, all the calories of Hostess snacks and half the taste!


You can pry my Nutty Bars from my cold, chocolatey, pudgy, diabetic, dead hands.
 
2022-01-29 9:24:45 AM  

Maturin: Little Debbie, all the calories of Hostess snacks and half the taste!


At a fraction of the price. I'm not one for junk food these days, but when I was a kid, Little Debbie's products stretched my 50 cent snack budget.
 
2022-01-29 9:55:20 AM  

Maturin: Little Debbie, all the calories of Hostess snacks and half the taste!


Meh. I will never buy Hostess again. After their blatant union busting and stealing the retirement from those that earned it. Fark them. So I do buy Little Debbie now And Drakes and Entenmann's.
 
2022-01-29 9:56:58 AM  
total missing-out fail by not having made these all as ice cream sandwiches. that should have been the entire point, no? just think of all the possible flavors/varieties of cookie!

/aside from being way too sweet, the M&Ms chocolate cookie chocolate ice cream sandwich is actually not bad
 
2022-01-29 10:26:13 AM  

FarkingChas: Maturin: Little Debbie, all the calories of Hostess snacks and half the taste!

Meh. I will never buy Hostess again. After their blatant union busting and stealing the retirement from those that earned it. Fark them. So I do buy Little Debbie now And Drakes and Entenmann's.


I don't buy any of them anymore. If I want a sweet, I'll go for a square of dark chocolate. If I want cake, homemade will do. All this packaged crap either tastes like cardboard or is too sugary.
 
2022-01-29 10:31:42 AM  

tintar: total missing-out fail by not having made these all as ice cream sandwiches. that should have been the entire point, no? just think of all the possible flavors/varieties of cookie!

/aside from being way too sweet, the M&Ms chocolate cookie chocolate ice cream sandwich is actually not bad


At the risk of giving them ideas, I'll hold out for the girl scout cookie ice cream.
 
2022-01-29 10:40:51 AM  

FarkingChas: So I do buy Little Debbie now And Drakes and Entenmann's.


Their lemon doughnuts are the best.
 
2022-01-29 10:55:55 AM  
Strawberry shortcake roll ice cream?!?!
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2022-01-29 10:59:43 AM  

fasahd: tintar: total missing-out fail by not having made these all as ice cream sandwiches. that should have been the entire point, no? just think of all the possible flavors/varieties of cookie!

/aside from being way too sweet, the M&Ms chocolate cookie chocolate ice cream sandwich is actually not bad

At the risk of giving them ideas, I'll hold out for the girl scout cookie ice cream.


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2022-01-29 11:01:15 AM  

FarkingChas: There is a problem with new products like these. Where do you buy them? The supermarket can only stock so many different flavors of ice cream. You can't order them from Amazon for delivery. There are specific flavors of ice cream I would like to buy. But they are not stocked. Even if I went to every different brand of supermarket in my area, I might never find it. They all stock the same essentials with little room for outliers.


FTA:

They'll be available exclusively at Walmart.
 
2022-01-29 11:03:13 AM  
Oh, that cute-as-a-bug's-bottom little *obesity wheeze* scamp!
 
2022-01-29 11:08:47 AM  

Maturin: FarkingChas: Maturin: Little Debbie, all the calories of Hostess snacks and half the taste!

Meh. I will never buy Hostess again. After their blatant union busting and stealing the retirement from those that earned it. Fark them. So I do buy Little Debbie now And Drakes and Entenmann's.

I don't buy any of them anymore. If I want a sweet, I'll go for a square of dark chocolate. If I want cake, homemade will do. All this packaged crap either tastes like cardboard or is too sugary.


I wish I had the time (and pancreas) to whip up a swartzwelder kirschtorte whenever the mood struck.

Nice fark handle btw. Took me a second with the pic. Which might be pointed the wrong way :)
 
2022-01-29 11:24:28 AM  

FarkingChas: Maturin: Little Debbie, all the calories of Hostess snacks and half the taste!

Meh. I will never buy Hostess again. After their blatant union busting and stealing the retirement from those that earned it. Fark them. So I do buy Little Debbie now And Drakes and Entenmann's.


What a sad, miserable existence you must live.
 
2022-01-29 12:00:29 PM  

fasahd: tintar: total missing-out fail by not having made these all as ice cream sandwiches. that should have been the entire point, no? just think of all the possible flavors/varieties of cookie!

/aside from being way too sweet, the M&Ms chocolate cookie chocolate ice cream sandwich is actually not bad

At the risk of giving them ideas, I'll hold out for the girl scout cookie ice cream.


oooh, good call!
 
2022-01-29 12:11:20 PM  

duckpoopy: FarkingChas: Maturin: Little Debbie, all the calories of Hostess snacks and half the taste!

Meh. I will never buy Hostess again. After their blatant union busting and stealing the retirement from those that earned it. Fark them. So I do buy Little Debbie now And Drakes and Entenmann's.

What a sad, miserable existence you must live.


Yeah, principles man. fark that shiat.
 
2022-01-29 12:29:04 PM  
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Food & Wine magazine, I give you Coq au Vin that I made the other day.
 
2022-01-29 1:00:22 PM  

Flincher: [Fark user image image 425x566]Food & Wine magazine, I give you Coq au Vin that I made the other day.


Looks good. Curious: why not quarters?
 
2022-01-29 1:01:09 PM  
I'd say that's impossible but.....
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2022-01-29 1:16:27 PM  

Flincher: [Fark user image image 425x566]Food & Wine magazine, I give you Coq au Vin that I made the other day.


lovely!
 
2022-01-29 1:36:51 PM  

lakrfool: fasahd: tintar: total missing-out fail by not having made these all as ice cream sandwiches. that should have been the entire point, no? just think of all the possible flavors/varieties of cookie!

/aside from being way too sweet, the M&Ms chocolate cookie chocolate ice cream sandwich is actually not bad

At the risk of giving them ideas, I'll hold out for the girl scout cookie ice cream.

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No no, he said ice cream, not frozen dairy dessert.
 
2022-01-29 1:40:11 PM  

NINEv2: Flincher: [Fark user image image 425x566]Food & Wine magazine, I give you Coq au Vin that I made the other day.

Looks good. Curious: why not quarters?


Store was out unfortunately plus I was making it for 6 people and made sense portion wise.
 
2022-01-29 1:41:26 PM  

Flincher: NINEv2: Flincher: [Fark user image image 425x566]Food & Wine magazine, I give you Coq au Vin that I made the other day.

Looks good. Curious: why not quarters?

Store was out unfortunately plus I was making it for 6 people and made sense portion wise.


So.....what was the plan if 3 people wanted seconds?
 
2022-01-29 1:43:12 PM  

duckpoopy: FarkingChas: Maturin: Little Debbie, all the calories of Hostess snacks and half the taste!

Meh. I will never buy Hostess again. After their blatant union busting and stealing the retirement from those that earned it. Fark them. So I do buy Little Debbie now And Drakes and Entenmann's.

What a sad, miserable existence you must live.


"Sad, miserable existence" is going to be the name of my first son.
 
2022-01-29 1:46:05 PM  

Flincher: NINEv2: Flincher: [Fark user image image 425x566]Food & Wine magazine, I give you Coq au Vin that I made the other day.

Looks good. Curious: why not quarters?

Store was out unfortunately plus I was making it for 6 people and made sense portion wise.


Bummer. So much cheaper.
 
2022-01-29 1:53:04 PM  

lifeslammer: Flincher: NINEv2: Flincher: [Fark user image image 425x566]Food & Wine magazine, I give you Coq au Vin that I made the other day.

Looks good. Curious: why not quarters?

Store was out unfortunately plus I was making it for 6 people and made sense portion wise.

So.....what was the plan if 3 people wanted seconds?


The last two were for work lunches for my wife and I.
 
2022-01-29 1:54:27 PM  

lifeslammer: Meh. There is far better ice cream than what that will be


Seconded - basing anything on Little Debbie flavors is just gonna send me the other way

/mass produced long shelf life baked stuff in general has always been pretty much crap to me
//not pulling, "Oh Hostess (or whatever local brand you had) was better!" shiat - it was all crap
///even as a kid I was pretty much going "meh" to that stuff unless I was genuinely hungry and that was the only choice at the time
////doesn't even matter what filled cakes, fruit pies, cupcakes, cookie sandwiches... it was all pretty much marginally edible crap even for a little kid's palate
 
2022-01-29 1:57:10 PM  

NINEv2: Flincher: NINEv2: Flincher: [Fark user image image 425x566]Food & Wine magazine, I give you Coq au Vin that I made the other day.

Looks good. Curious: why not quarters?

Store was out unfortunately plus I was making it for 6 people and made sense portion wise.

Bummer. So much cheaper.


True. Paprikash is the next planned dinner.


Love that stuff.
 
2022-01-29 3:00:27 PM  

Evil Mackerel: So  ice cream that  tastes like wax.

Lard

FTFY
 
2022-01-29 3:39:44 PM  

zeroflight222: lakrfool: fasahd: tintar: total missing-out fail by not having made these all as ice cream sandwiches. that should have been the entire point, no? just think of all the possible flavors/varieties of cookie!

/aside from being way too sweet, the M&Ms chocolate cookie chocolate ice cream sandwich is actually not bad

At the risk of giving them ideas, I'll hold out for the girl scout cookie ice cream.

[cuckooforcoupondeals.com image 435x238]

No no, he said ice cream, not frozen dairy dessert.


Molly Moon's "Scout Mint" FTW:

https://www.mollymoon.com/flavors
 
2022-01-29 3:45:43 PM  
They'll be available exclusively at Walmart.

Welp, so much for that, I'll never have one. *shrug*
 
2022-01-29 5:18:47 PM  
I buy a box once every two years or so and promptly remember why I don't buy them.

I can make the same thing at home without the additives.
 
2022-01-29 6:04:51 PM  
nutty bars still taste just as good as they did 30 years ago.  And really at under a couple bucks, good buy if you want some.

in any case, i won't get this ice cream because i have not been in a wal mart in about 8 years.
 
2022-01-29 6:15:46 PM  
Cake and ice cream are two textures that are absolutely disgusting together. Pass.
 
2022-01-29 7:28:17 PM  
Hmmm. Broccoli.
 
2022-01-30 2:07:07 AM  

Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu: FarkingChas: There is a problem with new products like these. Where do you buy them? The supermarket can only stock so many different flavors of ice cream. You can't order them from Amazon for delivery. There are specific flavors of ice cream I would like to buy. But they are not stocked. Even if I went to every different brand of supermarket in my area, I might never find it. They all stock the same essentials with little room for outliers.

FTA:

They'll be available exclusively at Walmart.


Have made a point of never entering MallWart.
 
2022-01-30 2:12:49 AM  

anuran: Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu: FarkingChas: There is a problem with new products like these. Where do you buy them? The supermarket can only stock so many different flavors of ice cream. You can't order them from Amazon for delivery. There are specific flavors of ice cream I would like to buy. But they are not stocked. Even if I went to every different brand of supermarket in my area, I might never find it. They all stock the same essentials with little room for outliers.

FTA:

They'll be available exclusively at Walmart.

Have made a point of never entering MallWart.


I don't blame you. I'm just the messenger here.
 
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