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(NYPost)   Very brave police officer makes a video of himself resigning due to COVID-19 vaccine mandate. Since you're reading this on Fark, you can probably guess what happens next   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Washington, United States, Former Trooper Robert LaMay, Fox Broadcasting Company, New York City, Jay Inslee, Washington State Patrol officer, Fox News Channel  
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2022-01-28 9:20:25 PM  
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2022-01-28 9:38:16 PM  
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2022-01-28 9:51:31 PM  
That's why I say 'hey man, nice shot'.
 
2022-01-28 9:51:50 PM  
He certainly owned the libs.  I feel very owned.
 
2022-01-28 9:52:48 PM  
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2022-01-28 9:53:55 PM  
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2022-01-28 10:03:18 PM  
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2022-01-28 10:11:10 PM  
They're not afraid of the vaccine. Anyone who says they think the vaccine is dangerous is a bald faced liar.

They're afraid of needles. They are literally willing to risk death in order to avoid needles. That's why they call it the jab instead of the vaccine. To them, it's all about getting jabbed with a needle.
 
2022-01-28 10:21:57 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: They're not afraid of the vaccine. Anyone who says they think the vaccine is dangerous is a bald faced liar.

They're afraid of needles. They are literally willing to risk death in order to avoid needles. That's why they call it the jab instead of the vaccine. To them, it's all about getting jabbed with a needle.


Maybe, but I think it's based more on their desire to be contrarian a-holes.
 
2022-01-28 10:33:27 PM  
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2022-01-28 10:43:11 PM  
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2022-01-28 11:03:18 PM  
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COVID: And I took that endorsement personally.
 
2022-01-28 11:16:34 PM  
You just really hate to see it. Amirite?
 
2022-01-28 11:24:33 PM  

question_dj: You just really hate to see it. Amirite?


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2022-01-28 11:46:24 PM  
Former friend.

Heh.
 
2022-01-28 11:55:04 PM  

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2022-01-29 12:08:50 AM  
Trooper LeMay has played this one like a fox so far. Let's see where it goes from here.
 
2022-01-29 12:09:08 AM  
I'm sure his wife and kids are thrilled he threw away his pension like that.
 
2022-01-29 12:22:57 AM  
His whole life, he was always convinced he was the smartest guy in the whole damn country, finally this COVID vaccine will be the proof!
 
2022-01-29 1:09:35 AM  
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Man I bet Gov Inslee feels so owned right now.
 
2022-01-29 1:21:19 AM  
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2022-01-29 1:32:53 AM  
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2022-01-29 1:43:11 AM  
He told Gov. Inslee, "Kiss my ass!" and then COVID-19 decided to kick his ass.

Such is life.
 
2022-01-29 2:32:53 AM  
I'm trying so hard to feel bad about his death from COVID.

Oh, well.....
 
2022-01-29 2:44:10 AM  

thatguyoverthere70: They're not afraid of the vaccine. Anyone who says they think the vaccine is dangerous is a bald faced liar.

They're afraid of needles. They are literally willing to risk death in order to avoid needles. That's why they call it the jab instead of the vaccine. To them, it's all about getting jabbed with a needle.


Eh.....there seems to be a lot of people who are actually afraid of it due to the wild conspiracy theories.

When I was a little kid, my parents have me allergy shots, and I hated them....I used to run away as best I could and hide.  Granted, Mom and Dad always won.

Thankfully, I got over my fear of needles a few years later.

The best advice I can give is to look away and relax as best you can.
 
2022-01-29 3:01:39 AM  
It's been a stressful day, and I needed a little good news before bed. Thanks, Fark!
 
2022-01-29 4:38:14 AM  
He fixes the cable?
 
2022-01-29 5:06:55 AM  
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2022-01-29 5:54:21 AM  
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A cop and an antivaxxer? Two for one.
 
2022-01-29 6:18:21 AM  
I'm sure the story is already circulating about how he was murdered when Fauci himself showed up and snatched the life-giving Ivermectin from the crying nurse's hands before taking it himself, opening up a fresh pack of Obama Farms Baby Jerky, and saying "Now your message of truth and freedom dies with you, LaMay! Hail Satan! Hail Hilary!" before injecting LaMay with a syringe labeled "Chinese Communism" and disappearing in a puff of sulfur smoke -- just seconds before Trump himself smashed down the door, tragically too late to save the day.
 
2022-01-29 6:23:09 AM  
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2022-01-29 6:24:29 AM  

OptionC: He certainly owned the libs.  I feel very owned.


Yeah if only more of them owned us like that.
 
2022-01-29 6:24:49 AM  
Perhaps the next guy can mix it up a little.. film himself standing on railroad tracks while blindfolded and his ears covered.
 
2022-01-29 6:24:59 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'm sure the story is already circulating about how he was murdered when Fauci himself showed up and snatched the life-giving Ivermectin from the crying nurse's hands before taking it himself, opening up a fresh pack of Obama Farms Baby Jerky, and saying "Now your message of truth and freedom dies with you, LaMay! Hail Satan! Hail Hilary!" before injecting LaMay with a syringe labeled "Chinese Communism" and disappearing in a puff of sulfur smoke -- just seconds before Trump himself smashed down the door, tragically too late to save the day.


Not Pocket Ninja, but good! 9/10!
 
2022-01-29 6:25:09 AM  
Nelson Muntz, his laugh mocking.
 
2022-01-29 6:28:52 AM  
A good start
 
2022-01-29 6:31:13 AM  
And nothing of value was lost, now they horse paste suckers will probably spin it and say he died from a lung infection or his heart just stopped.
 
2022-01-29 6:34:03 AM  
So I get up this morning way too early.  Ugh.  Get the coffee pot started and fire up the computer.  Catch up on Fark, Reddit, some discord groups, youtube, etc...  Oh, ffs!  My mouse's right-click button just is. not. working!  It physically clicks, but nothing registers.  I clean the mouse, no go.  I take it apart for a deep cleaning, it's spotless.  Solder joints are all intact & look good.  Must be the switch itself.  Order one online, then go digging around in the spare bedroom closet looking through boxes for an old backup mouse while I wait for the one I just purchased to show up.

Damn this backup mouse SUCKS!!  But, I'm glad I held onto it.  What a shiat+y way to start the day :(

Wait, what's this guy's problem?
 
2022-01-29 6:38:41 AM  
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2022-01-29 6:41:38 AM  

Sawdust and Mildew: Trooper LeMay has played this one like a fox so far. Let's see where it goes from here.


I'm thinking "compost"
 
2022-01-29 6:44:07 AM  

Nah'mean: I think it's based more on their desire to be contrarian a-holes.


Mayo Clinic - Oppositional defiant disorder (ODD)
The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-5), published by the American Psychiatric Association, lists criteria for diagnosing ODD. The DSM-5 criteria include emotional and behavioral symptoms that last at least six months.

Angry and irritable mood:
Often and easily loses temper
Is frequently touchy and easily annoyed by others
Is often angry and resentful

Argumentative and defiant behavior:
Often argues with adults or people in authority
Often actively defies or refuses to comply with adults' requests or rules
Often deliberately annoys or upsets people
Often blames others for his or her mistakes or misbehavior

Vindictiveness:
Is often spiteful or vindictive
Has shown spiteful or vindictive behavior at least twice in the past six months
 
2022-01-29 6:45:58 AM  
Consequences? For my actions? it's more likely than you think.
 
2022-01-29 6:49:02 AM  
Well, I'm here, living my sheeply, unfree life, scarfing down a nice fried egg with mozzarella and bread, milk coffee beside me, looking out my window at the goddam Alps, enjoying my boosted nanochips in fetus sauce and my unparalleled 5G reception which allows me to chat with Percy the robot on Mars and the lizard people on Pluto... while Officer A.S. Hole owns me and every lib on Earth from six feet under. Good for you, Officer... may all your peers join you in your 0wnage
 
2022-01-29 6:52:26 AM  
First thought in my head as I read the headline: "ha ha".

Are we in Loudon?
 
2022-01-29 6:52:56 AM  
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2022-01-29 6:56:37 AM  

Xanlexian: So I get up this morning way too early.  Ugh.  Get the coffee pot started and fire up the computer.  Catch up on Fark, Reddit, some discord groups, youtube, etc...  Oh, ffs!  My mouse's right-click button just is. not. working!  It physically clicks, but nothing registers.  I clean the mouse, no go.  I take it apart for a deep cleaning, it's spotless.  Solder joints are all intact & look good.  Must be the switch itself.  Order one online, then go digging around in the spare bedroom closet looking through boxes for an old backup mouse while I wait for the one I just purchased to show up.

Damn this backup mouse SUCKS!!  But, I'm glad I held onto it.  What a shiat+y way to start the day :(

Wait, what's this guy's problem?


Csb
 
2022-01-29 7:00:42 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'm sure the story is already circulating about how he was murdered when Fauci himself showed up and snatched the life-giving Ivermectin from the crying nurse's hands before taking it himself, opening up a fresh pack of Obama Farms Baby Jerky, and saying "Now your message of truth and freedom dies with you, LaMay! Hail Satan! Hail Hilary!" before injecting LaMay with a syringe labeled "Chinese Communism" and disappearing in a puff of sulfur smoke -- just seconds before Trump himself smashed down the door, tragically too late to save the day.


I heart this post so very much indeed!! XD
 
2022-01-29 7:03:01 AM  

thatguyoverthere70: They're not afraid of the vaccine. Anyone who says they think the vaccine is dangerous is a bald faced liar.

They're afraid of needles. They are literally willing to risk death in order to avoid needles. That's why they call it the jab instead of the vaccine. To them, it's all about getting jabbed with a needle.


Nah, most are just stubborn and don't want to do something they've internally politicized, if the vaccine could be taken orally, they would still refuse to take it, and make up all sorts of slogans about it.

Modern Republicans/conservatives/Right are Tim Taylor without Wilson to tell them to stop being an idiot.  I remember a thread a while back asking which television characters wouldn't take the vaccine. Tim Taylor would be against it, he would get into a fight with Jill over it, at first it would just be that she's vaccinated and he isn't, but then the boys would be eligible, and they would get into a bigger fight over it and Jill would declare that she's their mother so she's taking them.  Then he would talk to Wilson, and Wilson would would go through the list of questions.
Did you ever have an issues with them getting vaccinated before? Well... no.
Millions of people and children have taken the vaccine, are you really scared it's not safe? Scared? Ho ho ho, I'm a man, I'm not scared.
Well are you afraid of needles then?
NO, I'm not afraid of needles and I'm not SCARED of the vaccin...
Neighbor, if you are not afraid of needles and your not scared of the vaccine, why are you getting into a fight with your wife?
...So you think I'm just being stubborn
A wise man one said, two travelers who always walk straight met at a crossroads, and both refused to move because they only walk straight, and their they stand to this day while the whole world changes around them.
...hmmm, I should probably move and get vaccinated to make Jill happy.
Sounds like a good idea to me neighborino
(Leaving)Hey Wilson, are you vaccinated?
(Leaving)No Tim, I'm not married

Then Tim comes home with a bandaid on his arm, apologizes for being stubborn, but screws up the story (two guys went to town and they both wanted to go forward but by the time realized it they were living in a city).

That's how these things USED to go, but modern conservative/republican politics have convinced Tim that Wilson is a liberal, that Tim should always trust what he already believes, and if he has to talk to Wilson make sure he has his guard up, and don't take him too seriously.
 
2022-01-29 7:08:03 AM  
Why is this on Fox?
 
2022-01-29 7:09:15 AM  

FritzCat: Why is this on Fox?


'Cause he owned the libs.
 
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