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2022-01-28 8:57:27 PM  
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2022-01-28 9:26:40 PM  
So my Trailer Park Neighbor (there are six trailers on his land, only one of which is suitable for habitation, but it was meant to be a trailer park) decided to burn some stuff, and wound up causing a grass fire when he left it unattended. The fire spread across the yard of my Trailer House Neighbor (his is the only trailer on his land) and basically burned his entire backyard and his shed. They've never really gotten along, ever since Trailer Park Neighbor's dad put in the trailer park and the people who live there like to use Trailer House Neighbor's yard as a shortcut.

To give you another idea of the relationship, as I was helping Trailer Park Neighbor take pictures of the destruction, I noticed the hole dug out under the barbed wire fence separating the properties, and a metal "no trespassing" sign adorning said fence. And the several dozen bullet dings in the metal sign on the fence, all coming from the Trailer Park side.

So after helping Trailer House Neighbor assess the damage and try to protect what was left of the stuff in his shed, Trailer Park Neighbor arrives with his dad. And a goat. Trailer park neighbor apologizes again and again, and he and his dad say that they'll make everything right. They make plans on how they can rebuild the shed and what materials they have and will need to buy. The goat did not appear helpful in their calculations.

So my neighbor has enlisted my help as he'll be at work next week when they come to start work, and he wants to make sure they're not going to do anything stupid. I am currently struggling with the definition of "stupid" and which side of "bring a goat to assess the damage you caused to another man's shed" this particular usage of "stupid" falls on.

Anyway, take the Quiz and come back and tell us how you did and your thoughts on which pets are appropriate to bring with you when apologizing for extensive property damage.

Don't forget the Easy Quiz!

Good luck, and let me know if you have any issues.,
 
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2022-01-28 9:41:05 PM  
Ah, get in quick and you can succeed! I'm number one!!!!!

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2022-01-28 9:57:29 PM  
Got two wrong.  Both complete guesses, the rest I knew.
 
2022-01-28 9:58:15 PM  

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Thanks for the GIF.
 
2022-01-28 9:59:15 PM  
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A politician. An old French dude. Not exactly a Nazi, but did the Nazis' dirty work in France.
 
2022-01-28 10:03:05 PM  
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9 out of ten. best i ever scored. too easy.
 
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2022-01-29 3:56:46 AM  
On the Easy Test blurb I'm wondering . . . "and then discuss ." What? What will we discuss?

How much maple syrup is in the Canadian Maple Syrup Reserve?
Is it true that the average shoe size for American men really size 11? Part 2: What does that mean for American penis size?

I have no answers.
 
2022-01-29 4:05:33 AM  

HammerHeadSnark: On the Easy Test blurb I'm wondering . . . "and then discuss ." What? What will we discuss?

How much maple syrup is in the Canadian Maple Syrup Reserve?
Is it true that the average shoe size for American men really size 11? Part 2: What does that mean for American penis size?

I have no answers.


I didn't click "save" on my last edit. It was supposed to read "... and then discuss The Canadian Maple Syrup Cartel and how we can assist Vermont small businesses in their fight against this tyranny."

I fixed it.
 
2022-01-29 5:16:08 AM  

ox45tallboy: HammerHeadSnark: On the Easy Test blurb I'm wondering . . . "and then discuss ." What? What will we discuss?

How much maple syrup is in the Canadian Maple Syrup Reserve?
Is it true that the average shoe size for American men really size 11? Part 2: What does that mean for American penis size?

I have no answers.

I didn't click "save" on my last edit. It was supposed to read "... and then discuss The Canadian Maple Syrup Cartel and how we can assist Vermont small businesses in their fight against this tyranny."

I fixed it.


That might be a funny coincidence . . . since I dragged the maple syrup reserve crap out of my butthole. I was listening to an audiobook yesterday and heard a comment that the average American male's shoe size is 11 and then stumbled on an article that said the same thing. It made me remember that many women think they can predict, uh, size by a man's shoes. I tried for a week while in my teens wearing shoes that were three times my proper fit. I can honest say there was no growth in the expected area . . . disproving the connection between shoe size and penis length.
 
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