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2022-01-29 4:10:35 AM  
Palin's Secret Message
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2022-01-29 4:11:28 AM  
Alaska's hirin'
 
2022-01-29 4:13:25 AM  
I can think of some governors that want to beat the record.
 
2022-01-29 4:14:46 AM  
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2022-01-29 4:14:48 AM  

Zeff: Alaska's hirin'


Aren't they down a librarian?
 
2022-01-29 4:18:02 AM  
"Sorry, no more ICU beds. Go find an ice floe"
 
2022-01-29 4:22:26 AM  
The Deadliest Catch is really taking a grisy turn.
 
2022-01-29 4:38:15 AM  
God dammit! I'll bite, who is Lisa? I'm very out of the loop.
 
2022-01-29 4:39:02 AM  

Zeff: Alaska's hirin'


Gonna be a lot of low mile Harleys and F150s on CL in the next few months.
 
2022-01-29 4:41:02 AM  

BlousyBrown: God dammit! I'll bite, who is Lisa? I'm very out of the loop.


I'm thinking Lisa Murkowski, Lisa Simpson, or both...
 
2022-01-29 4:42:58 AM  
have you ever met anyone in alaska who wanted to be there?
 
2022-01-29 5:00:27 AM  

Father_Jack: have you ever met anyone in alaska who wanted to be there?


Hello.
 
2022-01-29 5:07:12 AM  

Alphax: BlousyBrown: God dammit! I'll bite, who is Lisa? I'm very out of the loop.

I'm thinking Lisa Murkowski, Lisa Simpson, or both...


Lisa Simpson.
 
2022-01-29 5:15:56 AM  
Hells bells. I've been watching the Simpsons since 89. How did I miss that. 😳
 
2022-01-29 6:01:11 AM  
I don't believe Alaska has the highest hospitalization rate. There are many red states that are suppressing the reporting.
 
2022-01-29 6:11:27 AM  

BlousyBrown: Hells bells. I've been watching the Simpsons since 89. How did I miss that. 😳


It was in the movie.
 
2022-01-29 6:14:01 AM  
Farking great. Just spent a week in OK and now flying back to AK via WA. Hello nose swabs.
 
2022-01-29 6:16:25 AM  

Father_Jack: have you ever met anyone in alaska who wanted to be there?


Me

What a stupid question.
 
2022-01-29 6:18:16 AM  
Clearly fake news, as the folks with Facebook Medical Degrees have all assured me that omicron is mild, we've reached "heard" immunity, and we're over COVID and quit masking and social distancing.
 
2022-01-29 6:19:02 AM  
Palin of the Plains must be SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO jealous right now.
 
2022-01-29 6:25:25 AM  
Why isn't Lisa clapping?
I don't know, wait and Alaska.
 
2022-01-29 6:26:47 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Clearly fake news, as the folks with Facebook Medical Degrees have all assured me that omicron is mild, we've reached "heard" immunity, and we're over COVID and quit masking and social distancing.


Don'r forget that catching omicron is "giving yourself a super booster" for all future variants.  I can't wait till the zombie virus takes hold and millions of idiots are going to be voluntarily throwing themselves into the gnashing teeth of the undead.
 
2022-01-29 6:27:10 AM  
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2022-01-29 6:27:47 AM  

Father_Jack: have you ever met anyone in alaska who wanted to be there?


*waves*
 
2022-01-29 6:51:52 AM  
At this point I'm not giving two shiats about numbers in any article that don't break down hospitalizations and deaths by vaccination status.
 
2022-01-29 7:23:38 AM  
Based on what I assume Alaska is like, you have to take a three day trip in a bush plane to even run into another person.  How is this virus getting spread around?  Are people mailing it to each other?
 
2022-01-29 7:52:00 AM  

Father_Jack: have you ever met anyone in alaska who wanted to be there?


You've been here long enough to know fark has a rather large Alaskan contingent.
 
2022-01-29 8:03:47 AM  
So the Clap rate went up? What else are you supposed to do with a four month night?
 
2022-01-29 8:13:23 AM  
Can't clap. Sedated and ventilated.
 
2022-01-29 8:15:55 AM  
ANOTHER gonorrhea outbreak?

*click*

My bad. Never mind.
 
2022-01-29 8:54:38 AM  

Father_Jack: have you ever met anyone in alaska who wanted to be there?


Yes.

And quite a few more than wish they had a reason to go back. I've yet to visit; the only state I've not been to.
 
2022-01-29 9:11:09 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Alphax: BlousyBrown: God dammit! I'll bite, who is Lisa? I'm very out of the loop.

I'm thinking Lisa Murkowski, Lisa Simpson, or both...

Lisa Simpson.


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2022-01-29 9:37:03 AM  

fzumrk: Based on what I assume Alaska is like, you have to take a three day trip in a bush plane to even run into another person.  How is this virus getting spread around?  Are people mailing it to each other?


1. Population concentrated in small areas with huge amounts of wilderness inbetween. 2. In many towns and villages there's only one bar/restaurant/gathering place, so everyone in town goes there to pick up their Covid.
 
2022-01-29 9:59:20 AM  

fzumrk: Based on what I assume Alaska is like, you have to take a three day trip in a bush plane to even run into another person.  How is this virus getting spread around?  Are people mailing it to each other?


It's being spread by moose via zoo-onanistic  transmission.
The moose are ruttin", & the womenfolk get lonely cuz hubby is either workin" on his sled or passed-out drunk.  Woman gets COVID from farking the moose.
 
2022-01-29 10:31:48 AM  
They gonna rate your record high?
 
2022-01-29 10:54:04 AM  
Clap for Alaska

With all those Palins in Alaska, there should be plenty of clap to go around.
 
2022-01-29 11:00:33 AM  

fzumrk: Based on what I assume Alaska is like, you have to take a three day trip in a bush plane to even run into another person.  How is this virus getting spread around?  Are people mailing it to each other?


Schools keep getting forced open, our governor said we didn't need masks, and churches and Denny's forced our reopening because moons over my hammy and screaming haullelluah is more important than life.

The mayor of anchorage while engaging in a battle with the city council sent two of his aids infected with Covid over to talk to them. He also removed the plexiglass shields from the council at a time when the mask debate was super hot and raging into the third night.

The farked up part is my vaxxed ass is gonna need to get tested if I don't fell better tomorrow and that is not going fast.

My wife and I have taken to knowing we will get it and preparing for the worst because you have to buy groceries and most times it is only us and one little old lady in a mask.
 
2022-01-29 11:30:41 AM  

thiefofdreams: fzumrk: Based on what I assume Alaska is like, you have to take a three day trip in a bush plane to even run into another person.  How is this virus getting spread around?  Are people mailing it to each other?

Schools keep getting forced open, our governor said we didn't need masks, and churches and Denny's forced our reopening because moons over my hammy and screaming haullelluah is more important than life.

The mayor of anchorage while engaging in a battle with the city council sent two of his aids infected with Covid over to talk to them. He also removed the plexiglass shields from the council at a time when the mask debate was super hot and raging into the third night.

The farked up part is my vaxxed ass is gonna need to get tested if I don't fell better tomorrow and that is not going fast.

My wife and I have taken to knowing we will get it and preparing for the worst because you have to buy groceries and most times it is only us and one little old lady in a mask.


I get it, I agree with you. We have been forcing reopening since week one of this thing, and it's farking aggravating.

But when you start talking shiat about Moons Over My Hammy, you have made a powerful enemy.
 
2022-01-29 12:01:02 PM  

Father_Jack: have you ever met anyone in alaska who wanted to be there?


Every single one.  Alaska is where people that can't make it in Mississippi go.
 
2022-01-29 12:14:59 PM  

Alphax: BlousyBrown: God dammit! I'll bite, who is Lisa? I'm very out of the loop.

I'm thinking Lisa Murkowski, Lisa Simpson, or both...


Lisa Ann, duhhhh. I mean who is nailin Palin now?
 
2022-01-29 12:25:03 PM  
I just wish they could get my buddy who lives south west of Homer better internet than 3down/1up and 180 ping in warzone.
 
2022-01-29 12:31:04 PM  

BlousyBrown: God dammit! I'll bite, who is Lisa? I'm very out of the loop.


Lisa Ruddy. But she's really more Canadian than Alaskan.

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2022-01-29 12:38:05 PM  
Clap for Alaska
They gon' rate your freedumb high
Clap for Alaska
Cos the Covid's gonna make you die

/who in Alaska can do a convincing Wolfman Jack impression?
 
2022-01-29 12:58:39 PM  
That's impossible. I was told by a very smart man that covid disappeared when the weather gets colder.
 
2022-01-29 1:34:54 PM  

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Not with that claiming 6 deaths everyday attitude, you won't
 
2022-01-29 1:49:44 PM  

AcneVulgaris: Father_Jack: have you ever met anyone in alaska who wanted to be there?

Every single one.  Alaska is where people that can't make it in Mississippi go.


Everyone i met in alaska ended up there because it was worse than where they were from. which is ... quite a package if you think about it.

that like FIVE people answered my question in the affirmative...mind blown. :)

thanks yall.
 
2022-01-29 1:50:31 PM  
omg.... i mean WASNT AS BAD AS....

christ i need to stop drinking
 
2022-01-29 1:54:03 PM  

thiefofdreams: The mayor of anchorage while engaging in a battle with the city council sent two of his aids infected with Covid over to talk to them. He also removed the plexiglass shields from the council at a time when the mask debate was super hot and raging into the third night.


I swear to God that there's heavy metals in the drinking water in Anchorage.
 
2022-01-29 2:00:05 PM  

Father_Jack: AcneVulgaris: Father_Jack: have you ever met anyone in alaska who wanted to be there?

Every single one.  Alaska is where people that can't make it in Mississippi go.

Everyone i met in alaska ended up there because it was worse than where they were from. which is ... quite a package if you think about it.

that like FIVE people answered my question in the affirmative...mind blown. :)

thanks yall.


I am a unicorn.

I was born in Fairbanks and while I have lived outside for a year, I have spent most of my life here.

Other than the cold I love this place. I love that even on my little bit of land I am away from my neighbors. We are friendly but distant and that suits me just fine being an autistic hermit.

Alaskans suffer the same weird superman better than everyone else and stronger than everyone else that people from Texas do.

It is part of the bluster that has gotten us into the mess we are in. That coupled with the amount of people that come running up here to escape "civilization and the government". Those people are endless fun for me.

I know one guy that hates the government. Lives off the grind and uses sat internet because he won't pay into those giant companies. He drives a loader for DoT. The Department of Transportation.

Turns out you can be as anti-government as you wanna be but when the best paying jobs are state/fed and you live in a state where that is a big portion of the workforce, well you gotta get paid.

That said most alaskans I know, that have lived here for more than a military tour all love it here because it is a natural paradise, there is very limited government interference, and the people tend to be decent even if politics don't mesh.

The cold is really the only complaint I hear about, but that is just old man rocking chair on the porch complaining because we know the cold is what has allowed this type of weird little city to exist and afford so many differing views.
 
2022-01-29 2:01:33 PM  

Father_Jack: have you ever met anyone in alaska who wanted to be there?


Hi Ya
 
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