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(National Post)   "My fourth child was born this past Saturday; I've decided I need to do this for my family" says trucker who abandoned his wife in mid-labor to drive to Ottawa to protest vaccines   (nationalpost.com) divider line
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2022-01-28 7:46:39 PM  
You know what kind of people need a lot of vaccines.....

/ don't tell daddy
 
2022-01-28 7:50:09 PM  
Damn it, even if he dies he has already reproduced multiple times.
 
2022-01-28 8:05:30 PM  
No, jacksass. You have a newborn child in the house. You need to get fully vaccinated ASAP.
 
2022-01-28 8:09:20 PM  
Losers all.
 
2022-01-28 8:11:51 PM  
Enjoy the measles!
 
2022-01-28 8:13:43 PM  
Tell me your only source of worldly news is from AM talk radio, without telling me your only source of worldly news is from AM talk radio.


farking gullible moron.
 
2022-01-28 8:20:19 PM  
"That there kid is gonna be one of them there fancy Amazon Warehouse Workers!!!" he thought, amongst his hatred for books, movies and information....
 
2022-01-28 8:22:48 PM  
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2022-01-28 9:15:56 PM  
FTA:

The 59-year-old is concerned that government overreach has gotten out of hand, and that politicians need to be held more accountable for what they are doing and the impact vaccine mandates are having on people.

So, Dave, may I call you Dave?

This isn't really about vaccine mandates at all, since that's third on your list of alleged priorities. Were you as concerned about government overreach when Stephen Harper was found to be in contempt of Parliament, twice?

Of course you weren't because you have no priorities of any merit that justify your participation in this hissy fit.
 
2022-01-28 9:48:34 PM  
Ole lady probably kicked him out. Future divorcee.
 
2022-01-28 10:16:21 PM  
CoVid, if you've ever loved me...
 
2022-01-28 10:26:37 PM  
Really, there should be an IQ test for having children.  This guy would then be out-of-luck.
 
2022-01-28 11:02:55 PM  
  I'm not telling anyone what to do reproductivly  but four kids, really?
 
2022-01-28 11:02:59 PM  

Lady J: CoVid, if you've ever loved me...


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2022-01-28 11:44:36 PM  
Wife: Can you at least drop me off at the hospital
Covidiot: I said road trip woman, git yourself there.
 
2022-01-28 11:58:37 PM  
I mean, it was his FOURTH kid. After two they're pretty much all the same.

/runs
 
2022-01-29 12:06:57 AM  
With that many mouths to feed, you'd think a blue-collar worker would want to provide for his family.
 
2022-01-29 12:08:36 AM  

aleister_greynight: Damn it, even if he dies he has already reproduced multiple times.


Idiocracy?
 
2022-01-29 12:09:24 AM  

bingethinker: No, jacksass. You have a newborn child in the house. You need to get fully vaccinated ASAP.


I say we let it play out. What's the point of having to watch these high-functioning fungi go through with all the "fark Around" if we never get the cathartic release of the "Find Out"
 
2022-01-29 12:10:09 AM  

bingethinker: No, jacksass. You have a newborn child in the house. You need to get fully vaccinated ASAP.


This right here.  When the latest wave started climbing I decided to go back to shiatty produce choices from grocery pickup and I am in desperate need of a haircut, but the safety of my 2.5 year old children is a farkton more important than my looking shaggy and getting a bad cucumber.
 
2022-01-29 12:10:16 AM  

BumpInTheNight: [Fark user image image 850x787]


Seriously ... next Fark Party, you get at least one beer on me
 
2022-01-29 12:12:58 AM  

dickrickulous: Ole lady probably kicked him out. Future divorcee.


Let's hope, it would be the smartest decision she can do for her kids
 
2022-01-29 12:14:48 AM  
Sounds like a big heap of selfishness to me.
 
2022-01-29 12:19:31 AM  

functionisalwaystaken: bingethinker: No, jacksass. You have a newborn child in the house. You need to get fully vaccinated ASAP.

This right here.  When the latest wave started climbing I decided to go back to shiatty produce choices from grocery pickup and I am in desperate need of a haircut, but the safety of my 2.5 year old children is a farkton more important than my looking shaggy and getting a bad cucumber.


I haven't had a haircut since this started. It is working it's way well past my shoulders. When I do get it cut I'll donate it to the cancer wig making people if they want it.

/ponytails work fine to keep it in check
 
2022-01-29 12:23:51 AM  
Is Ontario like the Florida of Canada?  Besides these protests in Ottawa, the paramedics union in Windsor just came out against vaccine mandates.  Bunch of dummies up there, though its kind of refreshing to know we don't completely corner the market on dumbasses here in America.
 
2022-01-29 12:29:15 AM  

Ivo Shandor: Lady J: CoVid, if you've ever loved me...

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I just got suspended from twitter for 12 hours for calling that guy a "dead loser."
 
2022-01-29 12:30:04 AM  
We'll it was number 4. Seen this show before. Put an extra stitch in 'er dok. I gots me a protest ta git too.
 
2022-01-29 12:33:11 AM  

The Homer Tax: Ivo Shandor: Lady J: CoVid, if you've ever loved me...

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I just got suspended from twitter for 12 hours for calling that guy a "dead loser."


As well you should after posting something so ignorant.  It takes 12 hours for rigor mortis to pass an the body to get loser.
 
2022-01-29 12:35:58 AM  

foo monkey: The Homer Tax: Ivo Shandor: Lady J: CoVid, if you've ever loved me...

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I just got suspended from twitter for 12 hours for calling that guy a "dead loser."

As well you should after posting something so ignorant.  It takes 12 hours for rigor mortis to pass an the body to get loser.


As someone who believes in science I realize that I fully deserve said suspension for promoting misinformation.
 
2022-01-29 12:37:23 AM  
Born an infant, then a boy for a long time, finally a man for a long time, aaaaaaand decides going back to being a boy is what he wants. Look at his big toy! (No don't look at his 4 kids)

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2022-01-29 12:38:34 AM  

Heamer: With that many mouths to feed, you'd think a blue-collar worker would want to provide for his family.


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2022-01-29 12:40:25 AM  

dark brew: Is Ontario like the Florida of Canada?  Besides these protests in Ottawa, the paramedics union in Windsor just came out against vaccine mandates.  Bunch of dummies up there, though its kind of refreshing to know we don't completely corner the market on dumbasses here in America.


No, not really. Nobody goes there to retire, it's too expensive. And like half the country lives in Ontario, so they've got a good percentage of the stupids as well.
 
2022-01-29 12:40:43 AM  

dark brew: Is Ontario like the Florida of Canada?  Besides these protests in Ottawa, the paramedics union in Windsor just came out against vaccine mandates.  Bunch of dummies up there, though its kind of refreshing to know we don't completely corner the market on dumbasses here in America.


Kind of like New York State or Pennsylvania.  Big Cities and Suburbs are largely educated and civilized, the rural areas are stuck in 1950.
 
2022-01-29 12:41:05 AM  

saturn badger: functionisalwaystaken: bingethinker: No, jacksass. You have a newborn child in the house. You need to get fully vaccinated ASAP.

This right here.  When the latest wave started climbing I decided to go back to shiatty produce choices from grocery pickup and I am in desperate need of a haircut, but the safety of my 2.5 year old children is a farkton more important than my looking shaggy and getting a bad cucumber.

I haven't had a haircut since this started. It is working it's way well past my shoulders. When I do get it cut I'll donate it to the cancer wig making people if they want it.

/ponytails work fine to keep it in check


gah.  my hair drove me mad in the first lockdown.  had the nice lady round immediately as soon as I could.
and I remember the whatsapp messages... yes! we can get botox again!

/I am iiiiinfinitely more shallow than you.
//but also take social distancing, masks etc v seriously.
///thrice have I met the physician's momentary slash
////never had the CoVid
 
2022-01-29 12:42:39 AM  

saturn badger: functionisalwaystaken: bingethinker: No, jacksass. You have a newborn child in the house. You need to get fully vaccinated ASAP.

This right here.  When the latest wave started climbing I decided to go back to shiatty produce choices from grocery pickup and I am in desperate need of a haircut, but the safety of my 2.5 year old children is a farkton more important than my looking shaggy and getting a bad cucumber.

I haven't had a haircut since this started. It is working it's way well past my shoulders. When I do get it cut I'll donate it to the cancer wig making people if they want it.

/ponytails work fine to keep it in check


I cut 6" off mine with kitchen shears. It looks about like a Great Clips haircut.
 
2022-01-29 12:43:11 AM  
From different drivers in TFA who have not yet figured out they've dumped a lot of time and money into a futile gesture:

=================================================
"Pietraszek, who did not want to disclose his vaccination status "

"Bayne got vaccinated to keep his job, but says he understands and supports the opposition to the mandates. He hopes all vaccine mandates will be repealed. "

"Ridell, who didn't want to disclose his vaccination status "

"The 42-year-old said that while his job hasn't been impacted yet, there are sets that are starting to mandate vaccination and he has fewer options. "

"The 54-year-old from Orangeville, Ont., has not been vaccinated"
 
2022-01-29 12:43:46 AM  

saturn badger: functionisalwaystaken: bingethinker: No, jacksass. You have a newborn child in the house. You need to get fully vaccinated ASAP.

This right here.  When the latest wave started climbing I decided to go back to shiatty produce choices from grocery pickup and I am in desperate need of a haircut, but the safety of my 2.5 year old children is a farkton more important than my looking shaggy and getting a bad cucumber.

I haven't had a haircut since this started. It is working it's way well past my shoulders. When I do get it cut I'll donate it to the cancer wig making people if they want it.

/ponytails work fine to keep it in check


You too huh?
 
2022-01-29 12:50:00 AM  
swear to god... somebody better notice my 3 slashies ~ vaccination mashup
 
2022-01-29 12:54:09 AM  

saturn badger: I haven't had a haircut since this started. It is working it's way well past my shoulders.


My hair's never above my shoulders so this hasn't bothered me.  I still get my every-6-months-or-so cut from my wife. Or 9 or 12 months or whatever.
 
2022-01-29 12:55:40 AM  

Lady J: swear to god... somebody better notice my 3 slashies ~ vaccination mashup


That's just what a Cardassian would say.

THERE ARE FOUR SLASHIES.
 
2022-01-29 12:55:54 AM  

Ivo Shandor: Lady J: CoVid, if you've ever loved me...

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I had not heard he died choking on his lungs. I remember him signing off and dropping the mic on his dick. Washington State trooper LaMay if anyone is into the Herman Cain Awards
 
2022-01-29 12:56:43 AM  

atomic-age: saturn badger: functionisalwaystaken: bingethinker: No, jacksass. You have a newborn child in the house. You need to get fully vaccinated ASAP.

This right here.  When the latest wave started climbing I decided to go back to shiatty produce choices from grocery pickup and I am in desperate need of a haircut, but the safety of my 2.5 year old children is a farkton more important than my looking shaggy and getting a bad cucumber.

I haven't had a haircut since this started. It is working it's way well past my shoulders. When I do get it cut I'll donate it to the cancer wig making people if they want it.

/ponytails work fine to keep it in check

I cut 6" off mine with kitchen shears. It looks about like a Great Clips haircut.


I did that once (maybe twice) and yeah, it didn't look bad at all. I tailed up and whacked it off. Then someone told me about the cancer wigs so I'm on my marathon run for now.

/my hair, my choice
 
2022-01-29 12:59:03 AM  
Canada's dumbest road trip.
/shut down the highways and send them north into polar bear country
 
2022-01-29 12:59:57 AM  

PaulRB: Really, there should be an IQ test for having children.  This guy would then be out-of-luck.


very good idea, really it is, but never happening
 
2022-01-29 1:00:08 AM  
It'll be great when their kids die of preventable diseases. Then every news station will do a story on them. Then we can all feel so sad for them and give to their go fund me page.
Or we can just point and laugh.
 
2022-01-29 1:02:00 AM  

starsrift: Lady J: swear to god... somebody better notice my 3 slashies ~ vaccination mashup

That's just what a Cardassian would say.

THERE ARE FOUR SLASHIES.


gΩΩgles 

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I that film
 
2022-01-29 1:03:31 AM  

dark brew: Is Ontario like the Florida of Canada?  Besides these protests in Ottawa, the paramedics union in Windsor just came out against vaccine mandates.  Bunch of dummies up there, though its kind of refreshing to know we don't completely corner the market on dumbasses here in America.


Ontario's the most civilized part of Canada. And Quebec, except you have to understand they think they're sort of a separate country. The rest of Canada, with far less people, is kind of equivalent to the red states in the US. This "convoy" started in British Columbia I think, so they drove a long way to try to stick it to their equivalent of Washington DC. That's my US understanding of Canada.
 
2022-01-29 1:03:54 AM  

saturn badger: functionisalwaystaken: bingethinker: No, jacksass. You have a newborn child in the house. You need to get fully vaccinated ASAP.

This right here.  When the latest wave started climbing I decided to go back to shiatty produce choices from grocery pickup and I am in desperate need of a haircut, but the safety of my 2.5 year old children is a farkton more important than my looking shaggy and getting a bad cucumber.

I haven't had a haircut since this started. It is working it's way well past my shoulders. When I do get it cut I'll donate it to the cancer wig making people if they want it.

/ponytails work fine to keep it in check


After years of cutting and dyeing my daughter's and all her friends' hair, I finally decided last year to try cutting my own. It turns out that I can do a better job of giving myself a nice textured, layered bob than most of the local salons have ever managed to do to my hair. You can get a decent pair of cutting shears for $24 and a nice pair of thinning shears for $28 from Sally. It's a lot cheaper and less risky than Great Clips.

/plus if I ever really screw it up, I can just shave my head
 
2022-01-29 1:04:06 AM  
I never realized how many worthless trash we have in our society until this past year. Since we do not have enough rocket engines to toss them into space, well I guess Covid is 2nd on the list of how to improve the planet.
 
2022-01-29 1:07:15 AM  

TorpedoOrca: Ivo Shandor: Lady J: CoVid, if you've ever loved me...

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I had not heard he died choking on his lungs. I remember him signing off and dropping the mic on his dick. Washington State trooper LaMay if anyone is into the Herman Cain Awards


https://mynorthwest.com/3328852/state-trooper-told-off-gov-inslee-dies-covid/

"Washington State Trooper Robert LaMay, who famously quit over the COVID-19 vaccine mandates, has died after a battle with the virus, as reported by KIRO Newsradio. LaMay's video of his final sign-off telling Gov. Inslee to "kiss my ***" made headlines."

I hope that moment felt good for him, better than voluntarily choking to death.
 
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