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2022-01-28 3:12:27 PM  
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2022-01-28 3:16:33 PM  
I will bet every person's life on Fark, that that is the most turrible and not very tasty beverage, evar.
 
2022-01-28 3:19:45 PM  

Lambskincoat: I will bet every person's life on Fark, that that is the most turrible and not very tasty beverage, evar.


Let's not kid ourselves - *No one* drinks alcohol for the *taste*.
 
2022-01-28 3:22:18 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Lambskincoat: I will bet every person's life on Fark, that that is the most turrible and not very tasty beverage, evar.

Let's not kid ourselves - *No one* drinks alcohol for the *taste*.


Counterpoint: Non-alcoholic beer.
 
2022-01-28 3:27:14 PM  
Well, them that refuse it are few.  I'll hush up my mug if you fill up my jug.
 
2022-01-28 3:35:06 PM  

Bootleg: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Lambskincoat: I will bet every person's life on Fark, that that is the most turrible and not very tasty beverage, evar.

Let's not kid ourselves - *No one* drinks alcohol for the *taste*.

Counterpoint: Non-alcoholic beer.


The mentally ill are a legitimate market.  There's no reason not to sell to them.
 
2022-01-28 3:35:31 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Lambskincoat: I will bet every person's life on Fark, that that is the most turrible and not very tasty beverage, evar.

Let's not kid ourselves - *No one* drinks alcohol for the *taste*.


Amaretto is quite tasty.  So are lambics.
 
2022-01-28 3:49:33 PM  

RodneyToady: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Lambskincoat: I will bet every person's life on Fark, that that is the most turrible and not very tasty beverage, evar.

Let's not kid ourselves - *No one* drinks alcohol for the *taste*.

Amaretto is quite tasty.  So are lambics.


(*I* know that!  I'm fond of some good beers, bourbons, and scotches.  But this is *Fark*, so I was going for some comic snark.

With bad weather coming in, I just hit the grocery store and brought back some Devil's Backbone and Yeungling Golden Pilsner along with the groceries.  If I want to get fancy, I'll do a Blackberry Sour - a Whiskey Sour with Blackberry Brandy.

And if you like single-malt Islays, try some Talisker Dark Storm if you ever get the chance.  It's a wee bit of a challenge getting it into the States, apparently.)
 
2022-01-28 3:56:40 PM  
Mountain Dew Spark is awesome oth
 
2022-01-28 3:56:52 PM  
Mountain Dew started out as a drink mixer, hence the name.
 
2022-01-28 4:02:06 PM  

Bootleg: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Lambskincoat: I will bet every person's life on Fark, that that is the most turrible and not very tasty beverage, evar.

Let's not kid ourselves - *No one* drinks alcohol for the *taste*.

Counterpoint: Non-alcoholic beer.


The people I've known who drank non-alcoholic beer were trying to stop drinking. One of them was pretending that they felt drunk. Either stop drinking it or just give in because eventually, you will.
 
2022-01-28 4:44:23 PM  
Only 5% is a deal breaker
 
2022-01-28 4:54:15 PM  

Lambskincoat: I will bet every person's life on Fark, that that is the most turrible and not very tasty beverage, evar.


Dude, they did a gingerbread dew for the holidays remember?


And how the fark would you ever say that could be worse than jeager
 
2022-01-28 4:58:21 PM  
The best flavor they ever made was Code Red.
 
2022-01-28 5:00:49 PM  
Here, look. It's not zero sugar but Coconut Rum, the stronger the better, Lime Juice, like 3:1 Rum to Lime, Ice, and top then it with Grapefruit Soda. Tastes just like Baja Blast, very smooth, and if you do it right can fark you up
 
2022-01-28 5:05:12 PM  

harleyquinnical: The best flavor they ever made was Code Red.


That's a weird way to spell Livewire, but I do like some Code Red. They also finally seemed to have stopped farking about with using Ace K and trying to make "healthier" versions of flavors. No one is drinking farking Mountan Dew to be healthy

/Distortion Lime was also pretty good, but you can just add some lime to regular Dew and get the same thing
 
2022-01-28 5:05:16 PM  

harleyquinnical: The best flavor they ever made was Code Red.


With Crown Royal
 
2022-01-28 5:08:26 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Lambskincoat: I will bet every person's life on Fark, that that is the most turrible and not very tasty beverage, evar.

Let's not kid ourselves - *No one* drinks alcohol for the *taste*.


Except for the whiskey and beer snobs, which this site is lousy with.
 
2022-01-28 5:16:33 PM  

Jake Havechek: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Lambskincoat: I will bet every person's life on Fark, that that is the most turrible and not very tasty beverage, evar.

Let's not kid ourselves - *No one* drinks alcohol for the *taste*.

Except for the whiskey and beer snobs, which this site is lousy with.


Don't judge me cause you drink shiatty beer 🤣
 
2022-01-28 5:17:30 PM  
Related note: I finally tried the Applebee's exclusive "Dark Berry Bash" Mt. Dew. It's no Baja Blast, but it's solid.
 
2022-01-28 5:21:04 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Jake Havechek: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Lambskincoat: I will bet every person's life on Fark, that that is the most turrible and not very tasty beverage, evar.

Let's not kid ourselves - *No one* drinks alcohol for the *taste*.

Except for the whiskey and beer snobs, which this site is lousy with.

Don't judge me cause you drink shiatty beer 🤣


"oooh, I'm so cool I drink fruity Belgian lambic brewed by monks".

Do you get free ballet slippers and a tutu with every six pack?
 
2022-01-28 5:23:54 PM  
They should release a line of these with the rest of the Baja blast spinoffs they made last summer. Those were delicious.
 
2022-01-28 5:24:22 PM  
Hot take: Baja Blast is good, actually, and pairs well with tequila.  I'd be happy to give this a shot.
 
2022-01-28 5:25:03 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Lambskincoat: I will bet every person's life on Fark, that that is the most turrible and not very tasty beverage, evar.

Let's not kid ourselves - *No one* drinks alcohol for the *taste*.


You never had good booze?
 
2022-01-28 5:25:14 PM  
Fermented Code Red turned out well .
https://brewgr.com/recipe/38051/mountain-brew-recipe
 
2022-01-28 5:25:48 PM  
Also, remember that Mt Dew was invented as a mixer.  It's designed to go with bourbon
 
2022-01-28 5:40:58 PM  
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2022-01-28 5:44:50 PM  
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It'll tickle yore innards.
 
2022-01-28 5:47:47 PM  

leeksfromchichis: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Lambskincoat: I will bet every person's life on Fark, that that is the most turrible and not very tasty beverage, evar.

Let's not kid ourselves - *No one* drinks alcohol for the *taste*.

You never had good booze?


Keep reading the thread.

It was a(n apparently) poor attempt at a joke to the effect that there are many good reasons to drink; 'taste' is not one of them.
 
2022-01-28 6:05:08 PM  
Could be worse.

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2022-01-28 6:24:13 PM  

kmgenesis23: Related note: I finally tried the Applebee's exclusive "Dark Berry Bash" Mt. Dew. It's no Baja Blast, but it's solid.


"Applebee's"?  o_0
 
2022-01-28 6:27:08 PM  
LOL I had to ask my friend if he did this one. He did not.

He did these though
 
2022-01-28 6:27:21 PM  

Jake Havechek: Axeofjudgement: Jake Havechek: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Lambskincoat: I will bet every person's life on Fark, that that is the most turrible and not very tasty beverage, evar.

Let's not kid ourselves - *No one* drinks alcohol for the *taste*.

Except for the whiskey and beer snobs, which this site is lousy with.

Don't judge me cause you drink shiatty beer 🤣

"oooh, I'm so cool I drink fruity Belgian lambic brewed by monks".

Do you get free ballet slippers and a tutu with every six pack?



Dude, Rodenbach is the best sour ale EVER! Lambecs are great too.
 
2022-01-28 6:32:07 PM  
Mt. Dew as a mixer sounds gross. It's too sweet & heavy.

Yes, I water down my sweet / sour mix - why do you ask?
 
2022-01-28 6:33:05 PM  

Jake Havechek: Axeofjudgement: Jake Havechek: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Lambskincoat: I will bet every person's life on Fark, that that is the most turrible and not very tasty beverage, evar.

Let's not kid ourselves - *No one* drinks alcohol for the *taste*.

Except for the whiskey and beer snobs, which this site is lousy with.

Don't judge me cause you drink shiatty beer 🤣

"oooh, I'm so cool I drink fruity Belgian lambic brewed by monks".

Do you get free ballet slippers and a tutu with every six pack?


There are no 'fruity Belgian lambics brewed by monks'.

Duh!
 
2022-01-28 6:38:53 PM  

Bootleg: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Lambskincoat: I will bet every person's life on Fark, that that is the most turrible and not very tasty beverage, evar.

Let's not kid ourselves - *No one* drinks alcohol for the *taste*.

Counterpoint: Non-alcoholic beer.


Fun fact, if you're ever in a disaster scenario (hurricane aftermath, etc) and there's no clean water, grab the non-alcoholic beer. It's actually hydrating and the teensy amount of alchohol in it is just enough to shut down bacteria so it will stay clean.

You still have to drink it, mind you, but it beats dying. Mostly.
 
2022-01-28 6:41:43 PM  

palelizard: Bootleg: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Lambskincoat: I will bet every person's life on Fark, that that is the most turrible and not very tasty beverage, evar.

Let's not kid ourselves - *No one* drinks alcohol for the *taste*.

Counterpoint: Non-alcoholic beer.

Fun fact, if you're ever in a disaster scenario (hurricane aftermath, etc) and there's no clean water, grab the non-alcoholic beer. It's actually hydrating and the teensy amount of alchohol in it is just enough to shut down bacteria so it will stay clean.

You still have to drink it, mind you, but it beats dying. Mostly.


Plus the non-alcoholic beer is most likely to be left in a ransacked store.
 
2022-01-28 6:47:53 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: The mentally ill are a legitimate market.  There's no reason not to sell to them.


not to get too political in the food tab, but I believe that's the FOX News business model
 
2022-01-28 6:52:47 PM  

poconojoe: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: The mentally ill are a legitimate market.  There's no reason not to sell to them.

not to get too political in the food tab, but I believe that's the FOX News business model


Damn!  You're RIGHT!
 
2022-01-28 6:53:02 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: Here, look. It's not zero sugar but Coconut Rum, the stronger the better, Lime Juice, like 3:1 Rum to Lime, Ice, and top then it with Grapefruit Soda. Tastes just like Baja Blast, very smooth, and if you do it right can fark you up


That sounds absolutely heavenly until the morning after. Thank you.
 
2022-01-28 7:11:15 PM  
About a year or so back, I thought I'd get some variety, and picked up what I thought was 'Baja Blast' as my local store hadn't had Livewire or Code Red since the start of the pandemic.

It was diet.  Or zero sugar.  Or whatever nastiness they do to ruin drinks.

So I think the only thing new is the picture on it, not that they're making zero sugar Baja blast.

I've had it drilled into me not to waste food... but after I accidentally drank the second one  from the six pack, I decided they all had to go.

/has managed to block out the exact circumstances of 'accidentally'
//but I know there's no way in hell I would've done it intentionally
 
2022-01-28 7:19:33 PM  

harleyquinnical: The best flavor they ever made was Code Red.


livewire. fight me.

Also, diet code red was amazing.
 
2022-01-28 7:21:44 PM  
During my underage drinking hard liquor phase, Mountain Dew was my preferred chaser for Southern Comfort.
 
2022-01-28 7:47:36 PM  

DogParkSniper: KingBiefWhistle: Here, look. It's not zero sugar but Coconut Rum, the stronger the better, Lime Juice, like 3:1 Rum to Lime, Ice, and top then it with Grapefruit Soda. Tastes just like Baja Blast, very smooth, and if you do it right can fark you up

That sounds absolutely heavenly until the morning after. Thank you.


https://tipsybartender.com/recipe/coconut-lime-kiss - Is where I found it, but I generally just eyeball it and use more rum and less ice. Not kidding about the flavor though, it genuinely surprised me
 
2022-01-28 7:52:58 PM  

lifeslammer: Lambskincoat: I will bet every person's life on Fark, that that is the most turrible and not very tasty beverage, evar.

Dude, they did a gingerbread dew for the holidays remember?


And how the fark would you ever say that could be worse than jeager


Budweiser, hold my hard seltzer...

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2022-01-28 8:05:20 PM  

Jake Havechek: During my underage drinking hard liquor phase, Mountain Dew was my preferred chaser for Southern Comfort.


i'm old, and still love SoCo and cranberry.
 
2022-01-28 8:35:11 PM  

casey17: Mt. Dew as a mixer sounds gross. It's too sweet & heavy.

Yes, I water down my sweet / sour mix - why do you ask?


Should probably avoid the mayo then. Too spicy.
 
2022-01-28 8:42:54 PM  
Mountain Don't
 
2022-01-28 9:05:54 PM  

phedex: harleyquinnical: The best flavor they ever made was Code Red.

livewire. fight me.

Also, diet code red was amazing.


Which is the one David Wong gets pissy about in John Dies at the End?
 
2022-01-28 9:11:21 PM  

ArkPanda: Mountain Dew started out as a drink mixer, hence the name.


A drink named for moonshine slang mixes well with alcohol?
 
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