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(CTV News) Boobies Milk bank facing shortages. Will keep Fark abreast of the situation   (ctvnews.ca) divider line
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2022-01-28 5:40:09 PM  
Aphex Twin - Milk Man
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2022-01-28 5:42:26 PM  
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Coming soon, but with tubes on his nipples.
 
2022-01-28 5:42:36 PM  
Udderly bankrupt.
 
2022-01-28 5:43:17 PM  
Check with the Dev staff at Blizzard. They seem to know ways to get some.
 
2022-01-28 5:45:06 PM  
Have they found a whey out of this?
 
2022-01-28 5:48:52 PM  
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2022-01-28 5:52:34 PM  

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I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
 
2022-01-28 5:54:15 PM  
You're thinking of this place all wrong. As if I had the milk back in a safe. The milk's not here. Your milk's in Joe's house...right next to yours. And in the Kennedy house, and Mrs. Macklin's house, and a hundred others.
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2022-01-28 5:54:32 PM  
I met a girl one time who would have been able to really help with this. She had six pairs of breasts.
Sounds unbelievable, dozen tit?

/I'll be here all week
 
2022-01-28 5:55:04 PM  
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"Hold on now, momma au naturale  is coming!!!"
 
2022-01-28 5:56:40 PM  
Supplies are sagging, but are expected to bounce back.
 
2022-01-28 5:57:34 PM  
Subby's mom is always willing to help out in these situations.

/or so I've heard...
 
2022-01-28 5:59:26 PM  
There's only one thing to do!

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2022-01-28 6:01:55 PM  

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"Hold on now, momma au naturale  is coming!!!"


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2022-01-28 6:03:11 PM  
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She might be willing to help?
 
2022-01-28 6:06:02 PM  
This thread is tits up.
 
2022-01-28 6:15:00 PM  
Japan has the solution. (Maybe a little NSFW)

Japanese Human Milking!
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2022-01-28 6:21:41 PM  
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2022-01-28 6:29:09 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: This thread is tits up.


You knew it was going to go sour pretty quickly.
 
2022-01-28 6:30:09 PM  
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We should all refuse to be ... intimidated!
 
2022-01-28 6:35:52 PM  
One of you. Only one of you in this thread is a decent person.
 
2022-01-28 6:42:45 PM  
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Can produce magnificent quantities of lactic fluid
 
2022-01-28 6:49:45 PM  
What milk bags may look like.
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2022-01-28 7:11:27 PM  

KarmicDisaster: What milk bags may look like.


Canada-like typing detected?  Although the dorm cafeteria in college had milk in 5-gallon bags IIRC, and that was in the USA.

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2022-01-28 7:16:30 PM  

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"Hold on now, momma au naturale  is coming!!!"


I thought Mrs Englaja might step up and help alleviate the shortage, but I see even she is superfluous now.
 
2022-01-28 7:24:07 PM  
Boobies in the Boobies.
 
2022-01-28 7:25:25 PM  
What boob messed this up?
 
2022-01-28 8:00:40 PM  
CSB Time!

My brother in law is a captain of a tug in SF Bay, and works three days on, 72 continuous hours, and gets three days off.  So he packs provisions for his time aboard ship.  Including half and half for his coffee, in repurposed glass jars.

Shortly after the birth of his last daughter, he packed up his cold food, and headed to work.  When he got there, he unpacked and realized he grabbed the wrong jar...

He took his wife's breast milk - she pumped and kept the excess in repurposed glass jars in the kitchen fridge.

He didn't want to just throw it out, so he kept it in his fridge onboard.  Now, a tugboat isn't very big, with room for lots of refrigerators, so he let his crew keep their items in his fridge, too.

You see where this is going, yet?

Over the course of the next three days, he noticed that the jar with the breast milk was gradually emptying.  He didn't know who was taking it but didn't say anything until the end of the three day duty was over, and his crew lined up on deck for debrief.

"Ok, and one last thing.  Which one of you assholes has been using my wife's breast milk in his coffee?"  Six big burly merchant marines chuckled and looked at each other curiously.

One big burly merchant marine stood dumbfounded for a second, then turned a shade of green and fainted onto the deck.

/CSB
 
2022-01-28 8:36:05 PM  

bughunter: CSB Time!

My brother in law is a captain of a tug in SF Bay, and works three days on, 72 continuous hours, and gets three days off.  So he packs provisions for his time aboard ship.  Including half and half for his coffee, in repurposed glass jars.

Shortly after the birth of his last daughter, he packed up his cold food, and headed to work.  When he got there, he unpacked and realized he grabbed the wrong jar...

He took his wife's breast milk - she pumped and kept the excess in repurposed glass jars in the kitchen fridge.

He didn't want to just throw it out, so he kept it in his fridge onboard.  Now, a tugboat isn't very big, with room for lots of refrigerators, so he let his crew keep their items in his fridge, too.

You see where this is going, yet?

Over the course of the next three days, he noticed that the jar with the breast milk was gradually emptying.  He didn't know who was taking it but didn't say anything until the end of the three day duty was over, and his crew lined up on deck for debrief.

"Ok, and one last thing.  Which one of you assholes has been using my wife's breast milk in his coffee?"  Six big burly merchant marines chuckled and looked at each other curiously.

One big burly merchant marine stood dumbfounded for a second, then turned a shade of green and fainted onto the deck.

/CSB


"I thought that tasted better than the usual stuff."
 
2022-01-28 9:33:40 PM  
In all seriousness, women who donate milk to milk banks are farking heroines who deserve support.

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In all non-seriousness, this section of the image archive is probably relevant to your interests, though it's totally NSFW. Excelsior, and keep reaching for the stairs!
 
2022-01-29 2:29:39 AM  

bughunter: CSB Time!

My brother in law is a captain of a tug in SF Bay, and works three days on, 72 continuous hours, and gets three days off.  So he packs provisions for his time aboard ship.  Including half and half for his coffee, in repurposed glass jars.

Shortly after the birth of his last daughter, he packed up his cold food, and headed to work.  When he got there, he unpacked and realized he grabbed the wrong jar...

He took his wife's breast milk - she pumped and kept the excess in repurposed glass jars in the kitchen fridge.

He didn't want to just throw it out, so he kept it in his fridge onboard.  Now, a tugboat isn't very big, with room for lots of refrigerators, so he let his crew keep their items in his fridge, too.

You see where this is going, yet?

Over the course of the next three days, he noticed that the jar with the breast milk was gradually emptying.  He didn't know who was taking it but didn't say anything until the end of the three day duty was over, and his crew lined up on deck for debrief.

"Ok, and one last thing.  Which one of you assholes has been using my wife's breast milk in his coffee?"  Six big burly merchant marines chuckled and looked at each other curiously.

One big burly merchant marine stood dumbfounded for a second, then turned a shade of green and fainted onto the deck.

/CSB


I'll take Things That Never Happened for 500, Alex.
 
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