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2022-01-28 1:23:15 PM  
To make up for a middling headline, I give you this:

Billy Ass and the Assboys (Official Video Copyright 2022 ) [Made by Danhausen] *Very Nice, Very Evil
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2022-01-28 7:44:22 PM  

isamudyson: To make up for a middling headline, I give you this:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/oyyNC2_BWi8]


I know people love Danhausen but I know virtually nothing about him outside of his gimmick. I know he's most known for his sense of humor but how is he in the ring?
 
2022-01-28 8:02:52 PM  
Not sure if it means anything but some of NXT's "old guard" are in attendance tonight. Ciampa, Kai, Shirai, Strong, and LA Knight (who isn't necessarily a member of NXT's old guard so much as he's just old).
 
2022-01-28 8:05:03 PM  
Cheap Heat Char
 
2022-01-28 8:05:17 PM  

NKURyan: isamudyson: To make up for a middling headline, I give you this:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/oyyNC2_BWi8]

I know people love Danhausen but I know virtually nothing about him outside of his gimmick. I know he's most known for his sense of humor but how is he in the ring?


I watched him beat the crap out of marko stunt and his brother. Typical comedy match stuff, solid, but not great worker, but the gimmick completely carries it
 
2022-01-28 8:05:30 PM  

NKURyan: isamudyson: To make up for a middling headline, I give you this:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/oyyNC2_BWi8]

I know people love Danhausen but I know virtually nothing about him outside of his gimmick. I know he's most known for his sense of humor but how is he in the ring?


I've seen a few matches. He's not a big power guy, not a high flying athletic luchador, kinda mid card jobber who has a great gimmick.
 
2022-01-28 8:05:50 PM  
I am here for Charlotte shiatting on Kansas City this weekend. :)
 
2022-01-28 8:05:57 PM  

NKURyan: Not sure if it means anything but some of NXT's "old guard" are in attendance tonight. Ciampa, Kai, Shirai, Strong, and LA Knight (who isn't necessarily a member of NXT's old guard so much as he's just old).


Uncle Dave says Ciampa and Strong are pretty much the "designated veterans" in NXT now, and LA Knight is getting called up very soon.
 
2022-01-28 8:07:02 PM  
So I was watching best of nxt dvd set and watched Seth v Big E. First, shield was there in NXT? Seth looked so stupid walking through that tiny crowd with no music. Second in Big E's roster celebration, there was a guy who looked familiar with CJ on his trunks. If it's who I think it is.......I HAVE QUESTIONS
 
2022-01-28 8:07:03 PM  

indybill23: NKURyan: isamudyson: To make up for a middling headline, I give you this:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/oyyNC2_BWi8]

I know people love Danhausen but I know virtually nothing about him outside of his gimmick. I know he's most known for his sense of humor but how is he in the ring?

I watched him beat the crap out of marko stunt and his brother. Typical comedy match stuff, solid, but not great worker, but the gimmick completely carries it


Chris Crude: NKURyan: isamudyson: To make up for a middling headline, I give you this:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/oyyNC2_BWi8]

I know people love Danhausen but I know virtually nothing about him outside of his gimmick. I know he's most known for his sense of humor but how is he in the ring?

I've seen a few matches. He's not a big power guy, not a high flying athletic luchador, kinda mid card jobber who has a great gimmick.


Cool. Absolutely nothing wrong with that, I was just curious if he was a little more than he appeared. Dude is clearly entertaining as hell which is all that matters.
 
2022-01-28 8:09:06 PM  

indybill23: So I was watching best of nxt dvd set and watched Seth v Big E. First, shield was there in NXT? Seth looked so stupid walking through that tiny crowd with no music. Second in Big E's roster celebration, there was a guy who looked familiar with CJ on his trunks. If it's who I think it is.......I HAVE QUESTIONS


CJ Parker? Yeah, that's Juice Robinson.

CJ was a hippie-like character. He was supposed to be a face but they booked him in a feud against Tyler Breeze at the height of his popularity and it basically killed CJ. He eventually turned heel and I thought his schtick there was actually pretty good but he never got another chance to shine after that. He was KO's first opponent in NXT though.
 
2022-01-28 8:09:58 PM  
LOL @ Aliyah interrupting Charlotte and Shayna.
 
2022-01-28 8:10:07 PM  
I stepped outside for a smoke & Smackdown starts with:

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Sadly, my cig didn't last as long as the opening segment. Also:
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2022-01-28 8:10:43 PM  
I hate this segment already
 
2022-01-28 8:10:49 PM  

NKURyan: indybill23: So I was watching best of nxt dvd set and watched Seth v Big E. First, shield was there in NXT? Seth looked so stupid walking through that tiny crowd with no music. Second in Big E's roster celebration, there was a guy who looked familiar with CJ on his trunks. If it's who I think it is.......I HAVE QUESTIONS

CJ Parker? Yeah, that's Juice Robinson.

CJ was a hippie-like character. He was supposed to be a face but they booked him in a feud against Tyler Breeze at the height of his popularity and it basically killed CJ. He eventually turned heel and I thought his schtick there was actually pretty good but he never got another chance to shine after that. He was KO's first opponent in NXT though.


Wow.......that's........wow.
 
2022-01-28 8:11:19 PM  
Also just read three more "mystery" entrants into the women's Rumble tomorrow night and wooooooooooo boy are they scraping the bottle of the barrel lol.
 
2022-01-28 8:12:20 PM  
Even more folks:

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2022-01-28 8:12:39 PM  

indybill23: NKURyan: indybill23: So I was watching best of nxt dvd set and watched Seth v Big E. First, shield was there in NXT? Seth looked so stupid walking through that tiny crowd with no music. Second in Big E's roster celebration, there was a guy who looked familiar with CJ on his trunks. If it's who I think it is.......I HAVE QUESTIONS

CJ Parker? Yeah, that's Juice Robinson.

CJ was a hippie-like character. He was supposed to be a face but they booked him in a feud against Tyler Breeze at the height of his popularity and it basically killed CJ. He eventually turned heel and I thought his schtick there was actually pretty good but he never got another chance to shine after that. He was KO's first opponent in NXT though.

Wow.......that's........wow.


Bet you never knew this happened!
The Great Khali vs CJ Parker NXT April 17 2014 HD
Youtube a42Uu2uFCsc
 
2022-01-28 8:13:16 PM  
Sasha's back and teasing a feud with Charlotte. ARE YOU READY ZM PUNK?
 
2022-01-28 8:13:20 PM  
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2022-01-28 8:13:30 PM  
Sasha's outfit just makes me wonder what its armor class is
 
2022-01-28 8:14:41 PM  

The Bestest: Sasha's outfit just makes me wonder what its armor class is


And I thought Aliyah had on the best pants we'd see tonight!
 
2022-01-28 8:16:47 PM  
Oh God the Prophecy is true......


Banks vs Charlotte is gonna be built for night 1 of Wrestlemania
 
2022-01-28 8:17:25 PM  

The Bestest: Sasha's outfit just makes me wonder what its armor class is


I dunno but you could play with this:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CZPn9_BvS88/
 
2022-01-28 8:17:35 PM  

ZM Punk: Oh God the Prophecy is true......


Banks vs Charlotte is gonna be built for night 1 of Wrestlemania


I'm guessing there are no "fight forever!" chants in the Punk household over that?
 
2022-01-28 8:18:07 PM  

The Bestest: ZM Punk: Oh God the Prophecy is true......


Banks vs Charlotte is gonna be built for night 1 of Wrestlemania

I'm guessing there are no "fight forever!" chants in the Punk household over that?


The only matchup where I root for a Covid Outbreak
 
2022-01-28 8:19:09 PM  

ZM Punk: Oh God the Prophecy is true......


Banks vs Charlotte is gonna be built for night 1 of Wrestlemania


Dont worry, Bayley is back in March so it can be a Triple Threat match. Then the other night can be Becks vs Ronda for the main event.
 
2022-01-28 8:19:45 PM  
Looks like however had Sheamus passing down his face guard to Ridge was right.

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2022-01-28 8:19:53 PM  

isamudyson: The Bestest: Sasha's outfit just makes me wonder what its armor class is

I dunno but you could play with this:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CZPn9_BvS88/


$270...
 
2022-01-28 8:20:10 PM  

eagles95: ZM Punk: Oh God the Prophecy is true......


Banks vs Charlotte is gonna be built for night 1 of Wrestlemania

Dont worry, Bayley is back in March so it can be a Triple Threat match. Then the other night can be Becks vs Ronda for the main event.


I still think they're going to do Lita Charlotte at some point.
 
2022-01-28 8:20:12 PM  

NKURyan: indybill23: NKURyan: indybill23: So I was watching best of nxt dvd set and watched Seth v Big E. First, shield was there in NXT? Seth looked so stupid walking through that tiny crowd with no music. Second in Big E's roster celebration, there was a guy who looked familiar with CJ on his trunks. If it's who I think it is.......I HAVE QUESTIONS

CJ Parker? Yeah, that's Juice Robinson.

CJ was a hippie-like character. He was supposed to be a face but they booked him in a feud against Tyler Breeze at the height of his popularity and it basically killed CJ. He eventually turned heel and I thought his schtick there was actually pretty good but he never got another chance to shine after that. He was KO's first opponent in NXT though.

Wow.......that's........wow.

Bet you never knew this happened!
[YouTube video: The Great Khali vs CJ Parker NXT April 17 2014 HD]


I obviously did not. Wow.
 
2022-01-28 8:20:43 PM  

NKURyan: The Bestest: Sasha's outfit just makes me wonder what its armor class is

And I thought Aliyah had on the best pants we'd see tonight!


Watch rampage
 
2022-01-28 8:22:02 PM  

indybill23: NKURyan: indybill23: NKURyan: indybill23: So I was watching best of nxt dvd set and watched Seth v Big E. First, shield was there in NXT? Seth looked so stupid walking through that tiny crowd with no music. Second in Big E's roster celebration, there was a guy who looked familiar with CJ on his trunks. If it's who I think it is.......I HAVE QUESTIONS

CJ Parker? Yeah, that's Juice Robinson.

CJ was a hippie-like character. He was supposed to be a face but they booked him in a feud against Tyler Breeze at the height of his popularity and it basically killed CJ. He eventually turned heel and I thought his schtick there was actually pretty good but he never got another chance to shine after that. He was KO's first opponent in NXT though.

Wow.......that's........wow.

Bet you never knew this happened!
[YouTube video: The Great Khali vs CJ Parker NXT April 17 2014 HD]

I obviously did not. Wow.


This is what I mean when I say that NXT 2.0 kind of reminds me of the early days of Black-and-Gold NXT in a lot of ways.
 
2022-01-28 8:22:09 PM  
Speaking of mania.  Theres a LOT A LOT of indy shows with interesting matchups starting to take shape for that weekend.   Im driving up friday afternoon, amd coming back Sunday morning.  im trying to see I i can squeeze any of those shows in
 
2022-01-28 8:22:49 PM  

indybill23: NKURyan: The Bestest: Sasha's outfit just makes me wonder what its armor class is

And I thought Aliyah had on the best pants we'd see tonight!

Watch rampage


Maybe I will!
 
2022-01-28 8:23:45 PM  

ZM Punk: Speaking of mania.  Theres a LOT A LOT of indy shows with interesting matchups starting to take shape for that weekend.   Im driving up friday afternoon, amd coming back Sunday morning.  im trying to see I i can squeeze any of those shows in


Supposed to be NXT Stand and Deliver that week too... probably earlier than Friday though.
 
2022-01-28 8:24:05 PM  
new intro for O'Shea? Push coming?
 
2022-01-28 8:24:28 PM  
It really seems like they're about to push Ricochet but HE ALWAYS LOSES.

His presentation keeps getting better and better though.
 
2022-01-28 8:25:19 PM  

The Bestest: new intro for O'Shea? Push coming?


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2022-01-28 8:29:14 PM  
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Funniest thing I've seen on the interwebs while sitting in my elimination chamber
 
2022-01-28 8:36:11 PM  
Oh look, Ric loses again (though he didn't take the pin this time).
 
2022-01-28 8:42:37 PM  
Did Pat just say "stat that"? I hate him now.
 
2022-01-28 8:44:08 PM  

The Bestest: Did Pat just say "stat that"? I hate him now.


i tried. but im done defending him
 
2022-01-28 8:45:14 PM  
BTW, if anyone wants to work up a prop bet list for the Rumble, I'll be submitting the headline in the morning.
 
2022-01-28 8:48:43 PM  
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2022-01-28 8:50:18 PM  

isamudyson: BTW, if anyone wants to work up a prop bet list for the Rumble, I'll be submitting the headline in the morning.


I seriously Farked up and took a shift tomorrow because I forgot it was Saturday.

ginna watch it taped delayed Sunday and stay iff the intertubes
 
2022-01-28 8:52:14 PM  
Sonya with the "Who's your daddy" outfit.
 
2022-01-28 8:54:02 PM  

isamudyson: BTW, if anyone wants to work up a prop bet list for the Rumble, I'll be submitting the headline in the morning.


Here's a few quick ideas (most of which are pretty obvious):

Men's Rumble:
Predicted Winner?
Most time in match?
Least time in match?
Most eliminations in match?
Oldest entrant in the match?
Youngest entrant in the match?
Will Johnny Knoxville eliminate anyone?

Women's Rumble:
Predicted Winner?
Most time in match?
Least time in match?
Most eliminations in match?
Oldest entrant in the match?
Longest lasting Bella?
Longest lasting Funkadactyl?
 
2022-01-28 8:54:37 PM  

NKURyan: isamudyson: BTW, if anyone wants to work up a prop bet list for the Rumble, I'll be submitting the headline in the morning.

Here's a few quick ideas (most of which are pretty obvious):

Men's Rumble:
Predicted Winner?
Most time in match?
Least time in match?
Most eliminations in match?
Oldest entrant in the match?
Youngest entrant in the match?
Will Johnny Knoxville eliminate anyone?

Women's Rumble:
Predicted Winner?
Most time in match?
Least time in match?
Most eliminations in match?
Oldest entrant in the match?
Longest lasting Bella?
Longest lasting Funkadactyl?


Not too bad.
 
2022-01-28 9:00:14 PM  

isamudyson: NKURyan: isamudyson: BTW, if anyone wants to work up a prop bet list for the Rumble, I'll be submitting the headline in the morning.

Here's a few quick ideas (most of which are pretty obvious):

Men's Rumble:
Predicted Winner?
Most time in match?
Least time in match?
Most eliminations in match?
Oldest entrant in the match?
Youngest entrant in the match?
Will Johnny Knoxville eliminate anyone?

Women's Rumble:
Predicted Winner?
Most time in match?
Least time in match?
Most eliminations in match?
Oldest entrant in the match?
Longest lasting Bella?
Longest lasting Funkadactyl?

Not too bad.


A few more...

Men's Rumble:
Number of times the word "Jackass" is said?
Last Mysterio Standing?
More eliminations - Omos or Otis?

Women's Rumble:
More eliminations - Japan or the United Kingdom?
Number of times the phrase "best friends" is said?
Number of 24/7 title changes?
Number of women referred to as "legend"?
 
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