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(NYPost)   At least there can't possibly be a bigger wanker at the Australian Open than that Djokovic guy, right?   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Rafael Nadal, Daniil Medvedev, Grand Slam, second set, Australian Open, Tennis, umpire Jaume Campistol, Roger Federer  
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1223 clicks; posted to Sports » on 28 Jan 2022 at 2:20 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-28 1:36:51 PM  
So Open. Much drama.
 
2022-01-28 1:59:14 PM  
Med is absolutely a gigantic asshole, but so is Tsitsipas... The guy takes 9 hour bathroom breaks and his father is screaming stuff from the stands.

So, they are all just terrible, terrible people.
 
2022-01-28 2:40:38 PM  
Well at least he's vaccinated.
 
2022-01-28 2:55:09 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Med is absolutely a gigantic asshole, but so is Tsitsipas... The guy takes 9 hour bathroom breaks and his father is screaming stuff from the stands.

So, they are all just terrible, terrible people.


I found a few pictures of the people in question:

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2022-01-28 3:08:14 PM  
"a small cat"

I'm embarrassed to say it took me a minute
 
2022-01-28 3:10:34 PM  
Well, he is, how do I say it, a big forehead.
 
2022-01-28 3:35:44 PM  
Tsitsipas cheats.  His dad coaches him during matches.  He shouldn't be allowed to attend any more.  Kick the dad out.
 
2022-01-28 3:37:45 PM  
Djerkabiatch is still King Wanker, but there are plenty of other assholes too, and Medvedev is one of them. it'll be interesting to see his temper vs the consummate professionalism of Nadal.
 
2022-01-28 3:40:12 PM  
Apparently Medvedev recently said that he likes to imitate opponents to get in their heads, and Tsitsipas sucks, so...
 
2022-01-28 3:46:33 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Med is absolutely a gigantic asshole, but so is Tsitsipas... The guy takes 9 hour bathroom breaks and his father is screaming stuff from the stands.

So, they are all just terrible, terrible people.


TPTB implemented restricted bathroom rules because of Tsitsipas (not that they said that's why, but it totally is). it's sucky that everyone gets punished for one person's abuse of the system, given that there are certainly valid reasons a player might occasionally need longer/more bathroom breaks.

/key word there is OCCASIONALLY, Stef
//everyone in the players' boxes should have to give up all devices during matches
///and any other family, friends, or team members in the stadium, because his father would totally just sit somewhere else otherwise
 
2022-01-28 3:48:44 PM  

virulent_loser: NewportBarGuy: Med is absolutely a gigantic asshole, but so is Tsitsipas... The guy takes 9 hour bathroom breaks and his father is screaming stuff from the stands.

So, they are all just terrible, terrible people.

TPTB implemented restricted bathroom rules because of Tsitsipas (not that they said that's why, but it totally is). it's sucky that everyone gets punished for one person's abuse of the system, given that there are certainly valid reasons a player might occasionally need longer/more bathroom breaks.

/key word there is OCCASIONALLY, Stef
//everyone in the players' boxes should have to give up all devices during matches
///and any other family, friends, or team members in the stadium, because his father would totally just sit somewhere else otherwise


I said totally twice. I guess I must like totally.
 
2022-01-28 3:53:20 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Med is absolutely a gigantic asshole, but so is Tsitsipas... The guy takes 9 hour bathroom breaks and his father is screaming stuff from the stands.

So, they are all just terrible, terrible people.


This right here.  A rate undisputable case of BSAB
 
2022-01-28 3:53:39 PM  

johnny_vegas: NewportBarGuy: Med is absolutely a gigantic asshole, but so is Tsitsipas... The guy takes 9 hour bathroom breaks and his father is screaming stuff from the stands.

So, they are all just terrible, terrible people.

This right here.  A rate undisputable case of BSAB


rare.

Fark me.
 
2022-01-28 4:05:07 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Med is absolutely a gigantic asshole, but so is Tsitsipas... The guy takes 9 hour bathroom breaks and his father is screaming stuff from the stands.


Agreed, but if I had to pick I'd rather hang with/support the one who doesn't add a full hour to matches for mysterious bathroom breaks and inexplicable shoelace problems. This quote in the article is just weaksauce, too:

"My father, his medicine is to talk, and you can't stop it," Tsitsipas said. "I'm pretty sure I'm going to keep receiving coaching violations, even though I will never listen to any single thing he says."

How about you grow some balls and tell your Dad to shut the f*ck up or just stay home? You're a grown man now, dude.
 
2022-01-28 4:38:25 PM  

Killer Cars: NewportBarGuy: Med is absolutely a gigantic asshole, but so is Tsitsipas... The guy takes 9 hour bathroom breaks and his father is screaming stuff from the stands.

Agreed, but if I had to pick I'd rather hang with/support the one who doesn't add a full hour to matches for mysterious bathroom breaks and inexplicable shoelace problems. This quote in the article is just weaksauce, too:

"My father, his medicine is to talk, and you can't stop it," Tsitsipas said. "I'm pretty sure I'm going to keep receiving coaching violations, even though I will never listen to any single thing he says."

How about you grow some balls and tell your Dad to shut the f*ck up or just stay home? You're a grown man now, dude.


Are we sure he's a grown man? As we've seen in other walks of life, all because one is physically grown up doesn't mean they're mentally grown up.
 
2022-01-28 4:39:47 PM  

Killer Cars: NewportBarGuy: Med is absolutely a gigantic asshole, but so is Tsitsipas... The guy takes 9 hour bathroom breaks and his father is screaming stuff from the stands.

Agreed, but if I had to pick I'd rather hang with/support the one who doesn't add a full hour to matches for mysterious bathroom breaks and inexplicable shoelace problems. This quote in the article is just weaksauce, too:

"My father, his medicine is to talk, and you can't stop it," Tsitsipas said. "I'm pretty sure I'm going to keep receiving coaching violations, even though I will never listen to any single thing he says."

How about you grow some balls and tell your Dad to shut the f*ck up or just stay home? You're a grown man now, dude.


never listens to anything said. uh huh.

clearly fines aren't enough of a deterrent, especially not for a 23-year-old who's already made over $16 million in prize money alone. make it affect the match instead - warning, then loss of point, then loss of game - and maybe his father will learn to shut the fark up. better yet, combine the loss of game level with the coach getting kicked out.
 
2022-01-28 5:26:49 PM  
No.  There can't.
 
2022-01-28 5:45:32 PM  

BlazeTrailer: "a small cat"

I'm embarrassed to say it took me a minute


What? I think calling someone a small cat is an amusing silly insult.

/oh ok now I get it
//still funny
 
2022-01-28 6:37:17 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: BlazeTrailer: "a small cat"

I'm embarrassed to say it took me a minute

What? I think calling someone a small cat is an amusing silly insult.

/oh ok now I get it
//still funny


I would have thought it was a translation issue or cultural thing had Mrs. Fireproof not told me what it meant as soon as she told me what happened.
 
2022-01-28 8:11:01 PM  
Oh good, he gets to lose to Roidfa. Who will get a free pass in the French, as well.
 
2022-01-28 10:12:11 PM  
UNTIED
 
2022-01-28 10:59:32 PM  

HeathenHealer: UNTIED


Oopsie you got some hockey in the tennis.  ;)
 
2022-01-28 11:27:36 PM  

lindalouwho: HeathenHealer: UNTIED

Oopsie you got some hockey in the tennis.  ;)


No. I totally meant tennis ;)
 
2022-01-29 2:04:46 AM  
Why can't we just allow coaching in tennis?
 
2022-01-29 3:08:42 AM  

JuicePats: Why can't we just allow coaching in tennis?


Love means nothing to them.
 
2022-01-29 7:09:30 AM  
<i>"My father, his medicine is to talk, and you can't stop it," Tsitsipas said. "I'm pretty sure I'm going to keep receiving coaching violations, even though I will never listen to any single thing he says."</i>

Yeah, horseshiat.

The 9 hour bathroom breaks are so he can text his dad. Medvedev is a giant tool, but he's not wrong. Either the ATP enforces the ban on coaching or it doesn't.

This particular umpire doesn't seem to give a shiat.
 
2022-01-29 8:40:44 AM  
Stopped liking him the first time I read "bro".
 
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