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2022-01-28 10:35:06 AM  
Don't.
 
2022-01-28 10:36:32 AM  

OdradekRex: Don't.


That's crazy talk - by all means, sell as many NFT's as you can.

/For god's sake don't buy any though
 
2022-01-28 10:37:02 AM  

OdradekRex: Don't.


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2022-01-28 10:39:34 AM  

MBFGeek: OdradekRex: Don't.

That's crazy talk - by all means, sell as many NFT's as you can.

/For god's sake don't buy any though


The problem is that you often have to buy into the cryptocurrency underlying the NFT to make it.  So, you are going to lose money unless you sell those things for more than it cost you in production fees.  So, you better be sure you can scam someone else right off the bat, or you're in the hole.  While it is the last guy holding the shiat that loses, if no one buys you are both first and last.
 
2022-01-28 10:41:20 AM  

MBFGeek: OdradekRex: Don't.

That's crazy talk - by all means, sell as many NFT's as you can.

/For god's sake don't buy any though


Interestingly, this advice is the same for farts in a jar.

/At least with farts in a jar you get to keep the jar, and the farts
 
2022-01-28 10:41:36 AM  

phalamir: MBFGeek: OdradekRex: Don't.

That's crazy talk - by all means, sell as many NFT's as you can.

/For god's sake don't buy any though

The problem is that you often have to buy into the cryptocurrency underlying the NFT to make it.  So, you are going to lose money unless you sell those things for more than it cost you in production fees.  So, you better be sure you can scam someone else right off the bat, or you're in the hole.  While it is the last guy holding the shiat that loses, if no one buys you are both first and last.


TIL

/Thanks - didn't know you had to spend money to make them as well
 
2022-01-28 10:43:09 AM  

The Third Man: MBFGeek: OdradekRex: Don't.

That's crazy talk - by all means, sell as many NFT's as you can.

/For god's sake don't buy any though

Interestingly, this advice is the same for farts in a jar.

/At least with farts in a jar you get to keep the jar, and the farts


What if I open the jar?  Does the fart stay in there?  Need answer soonish.
 
2022-01-28 10:47:40 AM  
Do you really need to waste resources and kill the planet without gaining anything of actual value?
 
2022-01-28 10:54:33 AM  
Make sure you wipe your butt BEFORE you fart in the jar. Learned that one the hard way.
 
2022-01-28 10:56:31 AM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Make sure you wipe your butt BEFORE you fart in the jar. Learned that one the hard way.


That's a fudgible token.
 
2022-01-28 11:09:42 AM  

markie_farkie: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Make sure you wipe your butt BEFORE you fart in the jar. Learned that one the hard way.

That's a fudgible token.


Oddly, this thread is exceeding my expectations.
 
2022-01-28 11:22:02 AM  
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2022-01-28 11:22:13 AM  
Step 1. Look in the mirror
Step 2. Repeat "I will not rip people off based on a trend that makes cryptocurrencies seem more valid by comparison"
Step 3. See #2.
 
2022-01-28 11:22:57 AM  
I can sell you an NFT of a picture of me giving you some advice. I may also sell the same picture to others who ask for advice.
 
2022-01-28 11:23:01 AM  
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2022-01-28 11:23:16 AM  
Buy low, sell high.

I hope you make lots of money!
 
2022-01-28 11:23:18 AM  
If you are in the position to sell an NFT, it is already too late for you.
 
2022-01-28 11:24:27 AM  
Sell NFTs that you don't actually own to short the system
 
2022-01-28 11:24:38 AM  
Just exchange them for Carbon Credits and Jesus look will the other way. Sorted.
 
2022-01-28 11:25:03 AM  
It's incredibly wasteful in terms of energy. Don't.
 
2022-01-28 11:25:38 AM  

Somaticasual: Step 1. Look in the mirror
Step 2. Repeat "I will not rip people off based on a trend that makes cryptocurrencies seem more valid by comparison"
Step 3. See #2.


You people are also negative. Right now, there is probably a Michelangelo of NFT's working on his masterpiece.
Then you will be weeping in shame. I wonder if there will be a museum for NFTs?
 
2022-01-28 11:25:44 AM  
Yeah keep posting about it we all get a good laugh
 
2022-01-28 11:26:11 AM  
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Why would I buy when I can right click and save as
 
2022-01-28 11:26:22 AM  

MBFGeek: OdradekRex: Don't.

That's crazy talk - by all means, sell as many NFT's as you can.

/For god's sake don't buy any though


This. If, somehow, you possess NFTs, sell them until you don't possess NFTs.
 
2022-01-28 11:26:59 AM  
OMG Southpark killed NFT! You Bastards!
Youtube P4goWN3dghA
 
2022-01-28 11:27:04 AM  

uttertosh: Just exchange them for Carbon Credits and Jesus look will the other way. Sorted.


*will look

/lol
 
2022-01-28 11:27:13 AM  
Remember when some websites tried to disable the right-click button to try and stop you from saving their images?  Good times.
 
2022-01-28 11:28:02 AM  
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2022-01-28 11:28:04 AM  
www.wemint.art is a pretty good way to start. You can mint on Ethereum and Polygon(way lower cost) and you mint with your own contract as opposed to like opensea where you are on a shared contract. Good luck. I haven't sold shiat in a year.
 
2022-01-28 11:28:50 AM  
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2022-01-28 11:29:58 AM  

BumpInTheNight: Remember when some websites tried to disable the right-click button to try and stop you from saving their images?  Good times.


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2022-01-28 11:30:10 AM  

flappy_penguin: www.wemint.art is a pretty good way to start. You can mint on Ethereum and Polygon(way lower cost) and you mint with your own contract as opposed to like opensea where you are on a shared contract. Good luck. I haven't sold shiat in a year.


It's not the miners who get rich, it's the people selling shovels
 
2022-01-28 11:30:35 AM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Make sure you wipe your butt BEFORE you fart in the jar. Learned that one the hard way.


Oh and its really important to use toilet paper when you wipe, its a lot easier then scrapping the stuff off your hand using the lip of the jar, just throw the paper in and you're done.
 
2022-01-28 11:30:48 AM  

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Why would I buy when I can right click and save as


Speaking of, yoink.
 
2022-01-28 11:31:52 AM  
Ok, I have a picture or two I'd like to sell as an NFT.  How do I go about doing that?  I mean, everything I know about NFTs comes from South Park.
 
2022-01-28 11:32:05 AM  
Spend time with your family instead.
 
2022-01-28 11:32:13 AM  
A) find a sucker

B) think of anything digital you have the rights to*

C) get the sucker to pay you for a link to something that says "now you own it".

D) DON'T tell them "Please ignore the fact that everyone else has a copy of the actual thing in question (it's digital, remember?). YOU own the thing itself... which didn't really exist in any meaningful way... so you can't stop them from actually owning it: you just now have the right to tell them, ' ' Hey, you know I own a link to something that says I own that? ' ' "

* quite frequently, even that is not necessary
 
2022-01-28 11:32:40 AM  

bluorangefyre: Ok, I have a picture or two I'd like to sell as an NFT.  How do I go about doing that?  I mean, everything I know about NFTs comes from South Park.


Upload them to this thread and we'll help you right out.
 
2022-01-28 11:33:29 AM  
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2022-01-28 11:33:41 AM  

MBFGeek: OdradekRex: Don't.

That's crazy talk - by all means, sell as many NFT's as you can.

/For god's sake don't buy any though


Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
I've got a LOT of cat pictures.......

//that's not a joke...how can I cash in on stupidity?
 
2022-01-28 11:33:44 AM  
Done in one.  Here's a hearty FOADIAF to everyone who ever tried to boost NFTs.
 
2022-01-28 11:34:26 AM  
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2022-01-28 11:34:28 AM  
In our D&D campaign a few weeks ago, my con artist bard came up with a plan...

"No, you don't actually own the artwork.  I've got an artificer buddy who's worked up a series of magical scrolls.  They're enchanted with a limited form of the magic that goes into Sending Stones so they can all communicate with each other.  Each scroll has a single entry line where you can place your unique magical rune, that says you own the artwork.  Then you can sell the right to scribe the next scroll with a new entry to someone else for more money!"

The DM reminded me I'm already banned from ever practicing macroeconomics in D&D for my stunt a decade ago trying to introduce credit default swaps to Greyhawk.
 
2022-01-28 11:34:33 AM  
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2022-01-28 11:36:22 AM  
On before Pete Davidson explains what NFTs are.
 
2022-01-28 11:36:32 AM  
Useful advice? You know this is Fark, right?

You must live in a legal state, because attractive and successful African, you are farking high.
 
2022-01-28 11:36:37 AM  
Start off with as many NFTs as you can acquired for the minimum price possible and mark them up greatly
 
2022-01-28 11:37:34 AM  
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2022-01-28 11:38:10 AM  
Make sure that the NFTs you sell can only be sold by using a different kind of crypto coin than the type the buyer used to buy the original NFT. Then never issue the second type of crypto coin.
 
2022-01-28 11:39:49 AM  
Rich people just auction their money laundering artwork at Sotheby's, so maybe you can try selling your Beanie Babies through them.
 
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