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2022-01-28 2:23:40 PM  
so this choad's new song is #1 on iTunes chart and Aaron Lewis has the #1 album?

//Fark this timeline with a rusty metal spork
 
2022-01-28 2:26:28 PM  
I'm just surprised people are willing to give Kid rock  money.
 
2022-01-28 2:27:45 PM  
Well I just did a depressing piece of research. I wondered what states/counties/cities have covid protocols for concerts. Turns out most states say - No restrictions or mandates for live events. The only 3 states Old Pebble won't be able to play is California, Hawaii, and Washington. The cities of Philly, DC, and Denver also have some restrictions. And that's it. (Covid is never going away sigh)
 
2022-01-28 2:28:15 PM  
Anyone the uses the phrase "We the people" is an asshole, and doesn't understand the meaning of the phrase.  I'll give you a hint......"We the people" doesn't mean "Me me me".
I imagine Kid Rock smells like stale cigarette smoke from a 1980s IROC-Z, and moldy towels.
 
2022-01-28 2:32:38 PM  
He released three new songs this week, including "We The People," which is filled with explicit lyrics attacking President Joe Biden, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Facebook, Twitter and the media

This from the people who are supposedly trying to ban books over bad words and violence
 
2022-01-28 2:34:40 PM  
Hahaha holy shiat this thing. It's time for love and unity, suck my dick.

But we gotta keep fighting for the right to be free
And every human being doesn't have to agree
We all bleed red, brother, listen to me
It's time for love and unity

[Chorus]
We the people (ooh, let's go Brandon)
We the people (ooh, let's go Brandon)
We the people (ooh, let's go Brandon)
We the people

[Verse 4]
fark CNN, fark TMZ
And you social media trolls, y'all can suck on deez (deez)
Deez nuts, that's what's up
 
2022-01-28 2:36:33 PM  

moothemagiccow: Hahaha holy shiat this thing. It's time for love and unity, suck my dick.

But we gotta keep fighting for the right to be free
And every human being doesn't have to agree
We all bleed red, brother, listen to me
It's time for love and unity

[Chorus]
We the people (ooh, let's go Brandon)
We the people (ooh, let's go Brandon)
We the people (ooh, let's go Brandon)
We the people

[Verse 4]
fark CNN, fark TMZ
And you social media trolls, y'all can suck on deez (deez)
Deez nuts, that's what's up


Let's be real, I don't there's ever been a time that Kid Rock was known for his lyrical mastery.
 
2022-01-28 2:39:15 PM  
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2022-01-28 2:41:15 PM  
the fact that kid rock has sold one record should doom us to giant meteor
 
2022-01-28 2:46:04 PM  
Well, he won't be playing anywhere in the Twin Cities then. And we're are 100% fine with him staying away.
 
2022-01-28 2:49:37 PM  
I was supposed to see dark tranquility and kataklysm tonight and it got canceled and I'm pretty bummed I bought those tickets in November
 
2022-01-28 2:49:38 PM  

moothemagiccow: He released three new songs this week, including "We The People," which is filled with explicit lyrics attacking President Joe Biden, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Facebook, Twitter and the media

This from the people who are supposedly trying to ban books over bad words and violence


F*ck Yeah.  Been way too long since we've had a proper feud.  Yo, M.D. Fauci, time to respond!

Goddamn I'm glad Rock pissed me off
Used to be Kid, now you're just old and soft
First you was down with the Joe C
Now I see you on Twitter with washed up Hercules?
Afraid of Jeff Bezos
I saw it coming and tried to warn you haters
And I kept on saving
While you dumb motherf*ckers were mainlining ivermectin
Rapping with the whites; you went country
With no Darius Rucker in sight.
I started out trying to help you
Now I'm dropkicking asses and wiping you off my shoe
Unvaxxed man's just coughing
You think you're freedom lovers? We just laughing!
You all idiots are deadly
I put the dead MAGAs on you, and your whack melodies.
Joe Rogan's on your team so you're dumb, man
Hey you, Clapton, stick to playing Slow Hand
You say "F*ck Fauci" but you're dumb as sh*t
You need my name just to make your song a hit
You got scared when I brought out the shot
But I'm a man, I don't cry like a tot
You trying to sound like you're Tucker's Most
You'll cough all day, till you become a ghost
Cause you know, I'm the one that's smart
I went to med school and you're huffing trailer park farts
I'm the D.O.C.T.O.R.M.D while you're still crying about the C.R.T.
Cause you're gonna get a nightmare dream and Covid
With no Vaccine
 
2022-01-28 2:53:52 PM  
If it wasn't in the concert rider I wouldn't think there's much he could do about it.
 
2022-01-28 2:55:57 PM  
Who cares?
F**k him.
 
2022-01-28 2:56:30 PM  
So you're telling me a guy who raw-dogged Pamela Anderson isn't worried about communicable diseases? I find that hard to believe.
 
2022-01-28 2:56:55 PM  
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2022-01-28 3:23:57 PM  
As if COVID is the only thing you have to worry about catching at a Kid Rock concert.
 
2022-01-28 3:28:00 PM  
Stewie at kid rock concert
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2022-01-28 4:09:40 PM  

Evil Mackerel: I'm just surprised people are willing to give Kid rock  money.


You haven't realized how many low-class poorly-educated white people we have here, even after they made a malignant narcissist who pandered to them President for four disastrous years.
 
2022-01-28 4:15:18 PM  
Well, I had him earlier at the Arkansas State Fair, 2nd stage, but he may have to settle for the East Bumfark County Fair, albeit on the main stage, sharing equal billing with The Rascal Catts, that excellent Rascal Flatts tribute band.
 
2022-01-28 4:21:15 PM  

swankywanky: so this choad's new song is #1 on iTunes chart and Aaron Lewis has the #1 album?

//Fark this timeline with a rusty metal spork


This shouldn't be surprising. This is what ALWAYS happens when we throw loads and loads of free publicity at these assholes. It encourages other assholes to dig in and rally behind them in big numbers. It's happened over and over, but for people who came up knowing "don't feed the trolls," many of us have a hard time actually adhering to it.
 
2022-01-28 4:22:26 PM  

Malenfant: Evil Mackerel: I'm just surprised people are willing to give Kid rock  money.

You haven't realized how many low-class poorly-educated white people we have here, even after they made a malignant narcissist who pandered to them President for four disastrous years.


Oh god it's always about the rednecks, who magically became more numerous in 2016. It's your neighbors in the suburbs who made Trump president. The rednecks were already voting for Republicans
 
2022-01-28 4:26:08 PM  

shoegaze99: swankywanky: so this choad's new song is #1 on iTunes chart and Aaron Lewis has the #1 album?

//Fark this timeline with a rusty metal spork

This shouldn't be surprising. This is what ALWAYS happens when we throw loads and loads of free publicity at these assholes. It encourages other assholes to dig in and rally behind them in big numbers. It's happened over and over, but for people who came up knowing "don't feed the trolls," many of us have a hard time actually adhering to it.


The Fox & Friends Effect. Throw money at people who are like minded, but get nothing in return but the feeling of owning the lives.
 
2022-01-28 4:26:24 PM  
Right before Christmas I was supposed to go to a concert but I saw they had a mask mandate but no vax mandate so I noped the hell off as I knew several anti mask/vaxxers were going to be there, including my sister and her family. I saw pictures of it and people were packed in there, many without masks so I was glad to go to see my vaxxed family instead.
 
2022-01-28 5:39:33 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Anyone the uses the phrase "We the people" is an asshole, and doesn't understand the meaning of the phrase.  I'll give you a hint......"We the people" doesn't mean "Me me me".
I imagine Kid Rock smells like stale cigarette smoke from a 1980s IROC-Z, and moldy towels.


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2022-01-28 5:56:14 PM  
Cancel culture strikes again.
 
2022-01-28 6:00:49 PM  

moothemagiccow: Hahaha holy shiat this thing. It's time for love and unity, suck my dick.

But we gotta keep fighting for the right to be free
And every human being doesn't have to agree
We all bleed red, brother, listen to me
It's time for love and unity

[Chorus]
We the people (ooh, let's go Brandon)
We the people (ooh, let's go Brandon)
We the people (ooh, let's go Brandon)
We the people

[Verse 4]
fark CNN, fark TMZ
And you social media trolls, y'all can suck on deez (deez)
Deez nuts, that's what's up


Does this moron know that TMZ is now part of the Fox corporate family?
 
2022-01-28 6:17:36 PM  
He should offer free tickets for anybody with a positive COVID test and a persistent cough.  If we're gonna burn the crud off we need to turn the heat up.
 
2022-01-28 6:38:39 PM  
Remember, during the Owl half time mostly known by a nipple, Mr Rock desecrated an American flag by cutting a slit and wearing it like a poncho.

He hates America and is laughing at any Americans who buy his crap.
 
2022-01-28 7:31:16 PM  
 Cultivated this image of a true polymath, a renaissance an. Calm, cultured, always wise and always considered and considerate

This latest turn is very out of character I don't know what to think
 
2022-01-28 10:22:25 PM  
Nice, not only do my shots reduce my risk of getting seriously sick, it also reduces my chance of hearing Kid Rocks music.
 
2022-01-29 2:18:12 AM  
Protects me against covid AND that asshat? ❤
/more jabs plz
 
2022-01-29 2:34:56 AM  
Why can't he just become irrelevant like those other fake rednecks the duck dynasty family.
 
2022-01-29 3:11:37 AM  

mcmnky: Remember, during the Owl half time mostly known by a nipple, Mr Rock desecrated an American flag by cutting a slit and wearing it like a poncho.

He hates America and is laughing at any Americans who buy his crap.


You give the man way too much credit. He just doesn't get things like science.
 
2022-01-29 10:05:30 AM  
The man looks like the human version of the floor of a taxicab.
 
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