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(WV Gazette Mail)   Sticking your dogs butt up in the camera and telling people to kiss it is no way to go through life GOVERNOR   (wvgazettemail.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, West Virginia, Charleston, West Virginia, Gov. Jim Justice, Joe Manchin, end of his State of the State speech, economic development, Virginia, House of Delegates chamber Thursday night  
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2022-01-28 1:33:12 PM  
From the state that brought you Manchin.
 
2022-01-28 2:07:36 PM  
Still less offensive than the entire Trump administration.
 
2022-01-28 2:07:47 PM  
It's proper with a well lipsticked cat butt though?

That explains the hour zoom meeting with HR on Monday
 
2022-01-28 2:10:18 PM  
So a horse's ass want people to kiss his dog's ass?

I'm not normally one to kink shame but...
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2022-01-28 2:10:31 PM  
This probably is the best person to represent West Virginia.
 
2022-01-28 2:10:53 PM  
I'm fine with that, actually.  At least he didn't tell us Omicron was a natural booster.
 
2022-01-28 2:12:49 PM  
That is a giant asshole.
 
2022-01-28 2:16:40 PM  
That poor dog will never recover from such an embarrassment  of being exposed to the public like that
 
2022-01-28 2:16:54 PM  
West Virginia where the coal meets the sky.
 
2022-01-28 2:17:34 PM  
The Republican party has deteriorated to the point where the goal seems to be which elected official can act more like a 9 year old.
 
2022-01-28 2:21:47 PM  
Justice was referring to a tweet Midler sent out on Dec. 20, in which she callec West Virginians "poor, illiterate and strung out."

How did West Virginia find out about this? Who read the tweet to those illiterate pigfarkers?
 
2022-01-28 2:23:47 PM  
I'd still take him over the current Governor of Virginia. At least Justice is somewhat sensible in regards to his COVID response compared your typical Republican Governor these days.
 
2022-01-28 2:24:34 PM  
They say pet owners tend to look like their pets.  It's certainly true in this case.

/true from both ends
 
2022-01-28 2:25:03 PM  
Stay the hell away from my dog and his butt. I don't want him catching any diseases, or a case of the stupids.
 
2022-01-28 2:32:34 PM  
Stay classy, West Virginia.
 
2022-01-28 2:32:54 PM  
I made my decision and stand by it.

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2022-01-28 2:32:59 PM  
I dunno. He's got his problems and I'm a Bette Midler fan but generally speaking, I think sticking your dog's butt up in the camera and telling people to kiss it is actually a pretty awesome way to go through life.
 
2022-01-28 2:35:21 PM  
It's always ass eating season for dogs.
 
2022-01-28 2:35:48 PM  
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2022-01-28 2:36:39 PM  
Yikes, that's the most punchable face I've seen in a long time.
 
2022-01-28 2:36:46 PM  
Why do politicians like to pick out celebrities to attack?
Bette Midler's opinion, whether right or wrong, is not more or less relevant than anybody else's.
How about all the people he is supposed to be working for and representing?
Not talking about his donators.
 
2022-01-28 2:38:50 PM  
It's easy to not have "partisan bickering" when most of the farkups in charge of your state are from the same party, idiot.

As always, I continue to not really give a fark what Bette Midler or any celebrity thinks about most things.

But yeah, West Virginia, the best way to show how much you don't care about what Bette Midler says and how true it isn't is to shlep your dog to work, specifically mention Bette Midler and then do some farking stupid Hee-Haw skit about how people should kiss your dog's "hiney." It's too bad Minnie Pearl is dead, you could have asked her to do it. Lulu is still alive, per Wikipedia, she lives in Dallas. Next time, maybe she'll do some stupid bit for you to give it that extra bit of country authenticity.

Thank goodness you told off some Yankee talk show host who couldn't pick you out of a lineup, that was a crucial action at this time. Thank goodness West Virginia has nothing more important to worry about than what Bette Midler thinks of them.
 
2022-01-28 2:41:42 PM  
I'll never understand conservative humor
 
2022-01-28 2:42:42 PM  

Mad_Radhu: I'd still take him over the current Governor of Virginia. At least Justice is somewhat sensible in regards to his COVID response compared your typical Republican Governor these days.


Yeah, I don't know how Justice avoided Trump calling him out and calling him names. From the get-go, Justice urged wearing masks and getting the vax. There's a video of him asking people what's wrong with them for refusing to get the shot, "do you think you're gonna grow antlers?" But I didn't hear anybody zeroing in on him for ridicule. And there's a bit to ridicule...prime bus-undercarriage material.
 
2022-01-28 2:45:36 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Still less offensive than the entire Trump administration.


A bar so low it passes through the earth's core.
 
2022-01-28 2:47:48 PM  
Ironically that's a couple inches above where a stupid son of a biatch might come out.
 
2022-01-28 2:48:02 PM  
Seems appropriate given that West Virginia is such a shiathole
 
2022-01-28 2:53:01 PM  
i'm so old i remember when Republicans claimed to be the party of respectibility
 
2022-01-28 2:54:09 PM  

edmo: I'll never understand conservative humor


Try buying me a beer.
 
2022-01-28 2:54:23 PM  
Just when you thought republicans couldn't get more moronic with props than 'lookit ma snowballz here and tell me bout that global warmings again' we get this sad sack of sub-human shiat. Imagine the type of person stupid enough to vote for this clown and appreciate this kind of gesture.
 
2022-01-28 2:55:10 PM  
Is this stupid sum'biatch the son of Buford T Justice?
 
2022-01-28 2:55:56 PM  
I am completely prepared to adjust my reaction to this news by way of his political affiliation.
 
2022-01-28 2:56:09 PM  
Alright, whatever. At least he's been consistently pushing covid vaccination in deep red WV and to some extent it's working. They don't have a great vaccination rate, but they're better than most deep red states. The "do it for Babydog" campaign sounds ridiculous. Justice seems to know his audience though. Too conservative for me, but it's WV, and at least in TFA he comes off as pretty sensible.

If he's really going to come through on covering college tuition for a significant number of his state's students, that would be great.
 
2022-01-28 2:57:06 PM  
What about my sister's black cat?
 
2022-01-28 2:58:36 PM  

cowsaregoodeating: This probably is the best person to represent West Virginia.


And the thinnest
 
2022-01-28 2:59:45 PM  
At a campaign rally, it'd be worth a chuckle.

In the State of the State, with visual aids? The fark you doing, West Virginia?

/Don't answer that
//I already know the answer is "your sister"
///Three
 
2022-01-28 3:00:17 PM  

edmo: I'll never understand conservative humor


There's not that much to get:

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2022-01-28 3:01:37 PM  
Well, I guess if my state has to make it to Fark again, it isn't for Manchin this time.
 
2022-01-28 3:01:48 PM  
HATERS WILL SAY IT'S PHOTOSHOPPED

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2022-01-28 3:02:35 PM  
Huh, let's see if Bette's tweet checks out. WV is at 16% poverty, the 6th highest in the US. 14% illiterate, which is actually slightly better then the national average, and 8.4% drug users, which is right on the money of the national average. So from this I can conclude nothing about WV, leaving the only other thing that I know about WV is their politicians are absurd.
 
2022-01-28 3:03:57 PM  
Maybe he's convinced it will turn into a princess? If the dog's name is "Princess" I can see where there might be confusion
 
2022-01-28 3:04:17 PM  
Who's that old dude holding the governor 🤔
 
2022-01-28 3:14:01 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Justice was referring to a tweet Midler sent out on Dec. 20, in which she callec West Virginians "poor, illiterate and strung out."

How did West Virginia find out about this? Who read the tweet to those illiterate pigfarkers?


The same person who gave the governor's dog herpes.
 
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2022-01-28 3:16:43 PM  
Was the double entendre in Bette Midler's apology for her WV tweet intentional?
"I apologize to the good people of WVA for my last outburst," she tweeted in part. "I'm just seeing red."
 
2022-01-28 3:19:48 PM  
You just can't beat the classiness of Americans, can ya?
 
2022-01-28 3:19:56 PM  
What a fat sack of shiat
 
2022-01-28 3:23:20 PM  
After getting picked up and held like that, I bet that dog is plotting the day she bites his nuts off.
 
2022-01-28 3:27:15 PM  
Some day, they will teach "Tonguepunch My Dog's Fartbox Bette Midler" in schools as a memorization exercise, like the Gettysburg Address.
 
2022-01-28 3:30:05 PM  
Lady in bottom right corner...


                                       
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2022-01-28 3:39:39 PM  
Shoulda just gone with calling his critics dumb sons a biatches, since that's completely acceptable.
 
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