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2022-01-28 9:19:50 AM  
I think I would get something like a Maine Coon or Eurocoon. And just let it sit in it's own chair.
 
2022-01-28 9:30:08 AM  
I would have gone with "Biden invites domestic terrorist to live in White House"
 
2022-01-28 9:31:03 AM  
Yeah, but all the rats are in the Senate.
 
2022-01-28 9:41:54 AM  
I hope it tears the sh*t out of Manchin and Sinema.
 
2022-01-28 9:51:46 AM  
Oh goody.  An opportunity for Fox News to use 'Cat Scratch Fever" in it's crawl and interview the pants shiatter.
 
2022-01-28 9:52:32 AM  
Cute cat
 
2022-01-28 9:52:35 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I hope it tears the sh*t out of Manchin and Sinema.


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2022-01-28 9:54:26 AM  
Always make sure you pick up the cat correctly, and with permission.  Do not just grab it.  They won't just let you do it.
 
2022-01-28 9:54:40 AM  
"The last time there was a pet cat at the White House was during George W. Bush administration - her name was India."

Didn't Clinton have a cat called Socks?

Yeah, he did: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socks_(cat)
 
2022-01-28 9:55:07 AM  
"Infiltration complete.  On to phase 2..."

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2022-01-28 9:55:27 AM  

Marbleisheavy: Always make sure you pick up the cat correctly, and with permission.  Do not just grab it.  They won't just let you do it.


I thought if you were rich, they'd let you?
 
2022-01-28 9:56:12 AM  

GoatBoy: "The last time there was a pet cat at the White House was during George W. Bush administration - her name was India."

Didn't Clinton have a cat called Socks?

Yeah, he did: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socks_(cat)


Bubba preceded Shrub
 
2022-01-28 9:58:19 AM  
I can only think of the punchline to the old joke, but updated.

"Don't shoot! It's me, the White House Cat!"
 
2022-01-28 9:59:47 AM  

OldRod: "Infiltration complete.  On to phase 2..."

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2022-01-28 10:00:55 AM  
I always thought it weird and offputting that Trump never had a pet (no, Lindsay Graham doesn't count).

No dog, no cat, not even a goldfish.

And it's not even that he's never owned a pet, but that he comes across as the sort of person who is not even capable of taking care of a pet. He doesn't want the responsibility. He'd probably forget about it and leave it in a cage and it would die of exposure or hunger eventually.

The man has no empathy, no capacity for sharing in the joy of one another's emotions. Above all, that should've been the dealbreaker for most people. That should've been a campaign strategy. "I don't trust a man who don't like dawgs."
 
2022-01-28 10:02:32 AM  
Willow now shares the White House with Commander, a pure-bred German Shepherd puppy, that the Biden's adopted in December of last year.

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Really, CNN?
 
2022-01-28 10:02:42 AM  

Metastatic Capricorn: GoatBoy: "The last time there was a pet cat at the White House was during George W. Bush administration - her name was India."

Didn't Clinton have a cat called Socks?

Yeah, he did: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socks_(cat)

Bubba preceded Shrub


Yup. I am wrong. You're right.
 
2022-01-28 10:04:27 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Oh goody.  An opportunity for Fox News to use 'Cat Scratch Fever" in it's crawl and interview the pants shiatter.


Funny that you say this.  Normally, detractors would make fun of something like this, but in a light hearted way that brings all sides together for about two seconds for a collective chuckle.

Fox will likely declare that all cats shall be euthanized.
 
2022-01-28 10:05:36 AM  
Sorry you're all feline sick with COVID and that you're worried about having enough scratch to pay the bills, but have you seen our new kitty? Vote Democrat 2022.
 
2022-01-28 10:08:03 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Willow now shares the White House with Commander, a pure-bred German Shepherd puppy, that the Biden's adopted in December of last year.

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Really, CNN?


That's the quality of writing you get when most of your journalists are only trained in using CTRL+C/CTRL+V for press releases.
 
2022-01-28 10:09:36 AM  
But its not even caturday. Impeach now!
 
2022-01-28 10:09:59 AM  
My third dog chose me too.  I was visiting the breeder to pick out a Sheltie puppy and sat on the kitchen floor to greet the five adult female dogs.  Isabeau (Izzy) walked up to me, climbed into my lap, and proceeded to wash my face for five minutes.  She had miscarried twice and the breeder offered to fix her and sell her to us.
 
2022-01-28 10:10:10 AM  
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2022-01-28 10:11:35 AM  
YAY KITTY
 
2022-01-28 10:12:11 AM  
We're now the "cats and dogs living together" phase of the collapse of democracy.
 
2022-01-28 10:12:36 AM  
I still compare just about every gray tabby I see to the one I had growing up.  This one is a few pounds bigger but the markings are really similar.  Nice looking cat.
 
2022-01-28 10:13:12 AM  
Biden should release footage of him cleaning the litter box.  A truly crackers eating moment.
 
2022-01-28 10:13:37 AM  

OldRod: "Infiltration complete.  On to phase 2..."

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The world would be a different place if cats had opposable thumbs.
 
2022-01-28 10:14:56 AM  

Lexx0001: OldRod: "Infiltration complete.  On to phase 2..."

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The world would be a different place if cats had opposable thumbs.


A different, terrifying place.
 
2022-01-28 10:16:09 AM  
Is this supposed to be humor? This comment seems really ugly to me
 
2022-01-28 10:17:35 AM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: YAY KITTY


Yay beautiful kitty!   2 year-old kitties get fierce zoomies in the middle of the night.  I'd love to be the Secret Service dudes while she's speeding around knocking historic crap off of tables.  Who do you trust to break the foreign china at 3am?

The trick is gonna be to get Joe Manchin to take his shoes off the next time he's at the White House so Willow can shiat in them.
 
2022-01-28 10:18:41 AM  
Now I desperately want to hear Biden slip 'All cats are beautiful' into a speech.
 
2022-01-28 10:18:45 AM  

misanthropicsob: Sorry you're all feline sick with COVID and that you're worried about having enough scratch to pay the bills, but have you seen our new kitty? Vote Democrat 2022.


I agree.  Joe should be forcing Republicans to get vaccinated at gunpoint.  If he did, far less people would be sick with COVID.
 
2022-01-28 10:20:34 AM  
After his incredible blunder with his own dog, where it got out and bit all the black people on the staff, Biden needs to change the subject. Good move with a cat.
 
2022-01-28 10:21:58 AM  
Tonight on schmucker carlson.. cats and witchcraft
 
2022-01-28 10:25:05 AM  

LL316: misanthropicsob: Sorry you're all feline sick with COVID and that you're worried about having enough scratch to pay the bills, but have you seen our new kitty? Vote Democrat 2022.

I agree.  Joe should be forcing Republicans to get vaccinated at gunpoint.  If he did, far less people would be sick with COVID.


Whoa! Hold on now. I like the second amendment as much as anyone but don't you think that's a bit too much? What if he tried rounding them up. You know, gather them together in groups. Concentrated them if you will. Of course he'd have to give them a place to stay while they're being treated. The hospitals are full so maybe they could go live in a camp.
 
2022-01-28 10:27:37 AM  
Life is better when you fall asleep at night with a warm, purry thing curled up by your feet.

Having a cat is great, too.
 
2022-01-28 10:28:05 AM  
Next on Fox News: Are the brain parasites controlling Joe Biden forcing him to adopt a cat? What will the brain parasites controlling Joe Biden demand next?
 
2022-01-28 10:29:17 AM  
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2022-01-28 10:29:24 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Willow now shares the White House with Commander, a pure-bred German Shepherd puppy, that the Biden's adopted in December of last year.


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2022-01-28 10:30:19 AM  
Jill is a nice lady. She shouldn't be doing that.
 
2022-01-28 10:31:47 AM  

Call the Guy: Is this supposed to be humor? This comment seems really ugly to me


You got your indignation on a hair trigger.  You need to get that tightened up.
 
2022-01-28 10:32:53 AM  
why yes, I replaced Jen - she was too soft on Doocy.

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2022-01-28 10:35:03 AM  

Aquapope: Call the Guy: Is this supposed to be humor? This comment seems really ugly to me

You got your indignation on a hair trigger.  You need to get that tightened up.


Not a gun person, huh?
 
2022-01-28 10:35:26 AM  

Ishkur: I always thought it weird and offputting that Trump never had a pet (no, Lindsay Graham doesn't count).

No dog, no cat, not even a goldfish.

And it's not even that he's never owned a pet, but that he comes across as the sort of person who is not even capable of taking care of a pet. He doesn't want the responsibility. He'd probably forget about it and leave it in a cage and it would die of exposure or hunger eventually.

The man has no empathy, no capacity for sharing in the joy of one another's emotions. Above all, that should've been the dealbreaker for most people. That should've been a campaign strategy. "I don't trust a man who don't like dawgs."


That's cuz he's a lapdog for Putin.
 
2022-01-28 10:35:53 AM  

Halfabee64: My third dog chose me too.  I was visiting the breeder to pick out a Sheltie puppy and sat on the kitchen floor to greet the five adult female dogs.  Isabeau (Izzy) walked up to me, climbed into my lap, and proceeded to wash my face for five minutes.  She had miscarried twice and the breeder offered to fix her and sell her to us.


Our 2nd cat, Neko, chose us as well.  We were at a shelter set up in a converted barn and she was a tiny little fuzz in a room with God knows how many adult cats, 5 of whom decided I was a great climbing tree.  My wife took a liking to her, but we had come to look at a couple of other cats on their website.  Those cats were in other rooms, but one was so timid she wouldn't even come out and I don't honestly remember the other one.  My wife asked the lady about the little cat in the first room and I told her if she wanted to go back in that room, she was on her own.  I like cats, but that room was overwhelming.  Anyway, the lady opens the door to that room and out shoots Neko and goes right to my wife, like "Get me the hell outta here, lady!"  Luckily for her, we did, as it turned out she had an upper respiratory infection and ringworm.  Small as she was, she probably would've died in that shelter.

Since our first cat passed away in December, she's now our oldest kitty.  This pic would be not long after we got her, which was back in 2007, I believe.

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2022-01-28 10:35:59 AM  

one of Ripley's Bad Guys: why yes, I replaced Jen - she was too soft on Doocy.

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In my experience, cats do have a short temper when dealing with dumb sons of biatches.
 
2022-01-28 10:39:12 AM  
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2022-01-28 10:40:38 AM  

Lexx0001: OldRod: "Infiltration complete.  On to phase 2..."

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The world would be a different place if cats had opposable thumbs.


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2022-01-28 10:40:58 AM  

Marbleisheavy: Always make sure you pick up the cat correctly, and with permission.  Do not just grab it.  They won't just let you do it.


Cats are great at providing pointed lessons in the concept of consent.
 
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