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2943 clicks; posted to Politics » on 28 Jan 2022 at 10:35 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-28 8:47:52 AM  
Is that a girl with fake beard?

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2022-01-28 8:49:53 AM  
Fortunately there's like 3-7 million of the hardcore lunatics like this... probably a lot less willing to meet up and do things.

Unfortunately, 75,000,000 people vote those people into power.
 
2022-01-28 9:17:42 AM  
Maybe if y'all stopped getting arrested, and stopped doing sh*t that got you killed you, and maybe actually benefitted your communities you'd find better recruitment prospects.

Bad news kids: white people are very soon going to be less than 50% of the population, and you picked the wrong side of that divide.
 
2022-01-28 10:22:15 AM  
This basically sums up my feelings about white supremacists and extremists in general:

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2022-01-28 10:37:48 AM  
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2022-01-28 10:40:40 AM  

hubiestubert: Maybe if y'all stopped getting arrested, and stopped doing sh*t that got you killed you, and maybe actually benefitted your communities you'd find better recruitment prospects.

Bad news kids: white people are very soon going to be less than 50% of the population, and you picked the wrong side of that divide.


It's almost as if the white trashionalists would "just comply" with the law and actually contribute to the common good... Pffffttt aaahahahaha. Yeah, sorry... couldn't finish. Anything like that would take effort and we all know that's the bane of the modern moron.
 
2022-01-28 10:41:39 AM  
Hence organizations like Fox News and their checkbook.
 
2022-01-28 10:42:21 AM  
That sounds like a lot of work.  Which might be the only job these deadbeat inbreds have.
 
2022-01-28 10:42:28 AM  
It seems like so much work to be that much of a piece of shiat.  Just the amount of effort to not kill themselves when they look in the mirror, I can't even imagine.  I guess I'm just too lazy to be a Nazi.
 
2022-01-28 10:45:53 AM  
...or just a Fark account.
 
2022-01-28 10:50:08 AM  

Majin_Buu: white trashionalists


I hadn't heard that one before. I like it.
 
2022-01-28 10:51:56 AM  
being harangued by their leadership to maintain physical fitness,

Yep, it's the out-of-shapedness that's making you guys look like fools.  Nothing else.  Just that.
 
2022-01-28 10:52:27 AM  
You can be supreme driving around in a Yugo.  Just saying.  Takes a Ford 250 or better.  You can get by with an older one but you still have to customize it.   Lights, raised wheels, two flag poles.  One for the Merican flag with the AR-15 on it and one for Herr Trumpenfueher 2024.

The wife will happily work two jerbs to keep you happy.  It's in the White People Bible.
 
2022-01-28 10:54:18 AM  

edmo: Is that a girl with fake beard?

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The guy on the right is a mannikin from American Eagle Outfitters.
 
2022-01-28 10:56:27 AM  
200 members, I have more active members in my state parks volunteer group. And my group probably gets more exercise.

Maybe it's time the states and the DOJ start enforcing the state laws against armed militias. Doesn't seem like it would be a real heavy lift now that they have some experience dealing with investigating, charging and prosecuting a large number of suspects over multiple states.
 
2022-01-28 10:56:36 AM  
The group has one member designated as a "fitness coordinator" who polices the exercise regimen of members. "t's important to be fit and healthy, he will call out men who are not following the routine in front of everybody," one chat log reads.

lawl.
 
2022-01-28 10:57:17 AM  
Doubtful. Many (most?) of them are fat, lazy trailer park types who are on "disability" after working at the Walmart butcher department.
 
2022-01-28 10:57:42 AM  
Meanwhile prison gangs turn these biatches out.
 
2022-01-28 10:59:43 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: 200 members, I have more active members in my state parks volunteer group. And my group probably gets more exercise.

Maybe it's time the states and the DOJ start enforcing the state laws against armed militias. Doesn't seem like it would be a real heavy lift now that they have some experience dealing with investigating, charging and prosecuting a large number of suspects over multiple states.


Another way that racists farked themselves.
 
2022-01-28 10:59:46 AM  

fiddlehead: The group has one member designated as a "fitness coordinator" who polices the exercise regimen of members. "t's important to be fit and healthy, he will call out men who are not following the routine in front of everybody," one chat log reads.

lawl.


What an Oath Keeper "fitness coordinator" might look like during a 'training' exercise.
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2022-01-28 11:01:53 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: 200 members, I have more active members in my state parks volunteer group. And my group probably gets more exercise.

Maybe it's time the states and the DOJ start enforcing the state laws against armed militias. Doesn't seem like it would be a real heavy lift now that they have some experience dealing with investigating, charging and prosecuting a large number of suspects over multiple states.


Far right groups gain their power from intimidating liberals by portraying a show of force, when in reality they are craven cowards when it comes to a 1:1 battle.

Their supposed strength comes from LE and politicians running interference for them, and sadly, a lot of liberal politicians being afraid to handle them like they should.
 
2022-01-28 11:02:14 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: fiddlehead: The group has one member designated as a "fitness coordinator" who polices the exercise regimen of members. "t's important to be fit and healthy, he will call out men who are not following the routine in front of everybody," one chat log reads.

lawl.

What an Oath Keeper "fitness coordinator" might look like during a 'training' exercise.
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He's into fitness alright ... fit this entire pizza into his mouth.
 
2022-01-28 11:02:46 AM  

BMFPitt: It seems like so much work to be that much of a piece of shiat.  Just the amount of effort to not kill themselves when they look in the mirror, I can't even imagine.  I guess I'm just too lazy to be a Nazi.


It's the lack of discovery that bothers me. I love to see and experience different cultures and languages and you often learn something about yourself when you take a moment and learn something from another perspective. The universe is vast and we only have a moment to take it all in, and make our existence count.

Replaced with everything different is inferior and everyone else has nothing to offer but labor and servitude to the superior race until they can be neatly marched into those showers over there for  "re-education".
 
2022-01-28 11:04:12 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: fiddlehead: The group has one member designated as a "fitness coordinator" who polices the exercise regimen of members. "t's important to be fit and healthy, he will call out men who are not following the routine in front of everybody," one chat log reads.

lawl.

What an Oath Keeper "fitness coordinator" might look like during a 'training' exercise.
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These are not oathkeepers. These are the little biatches who show up at national monuments and cities in rental trucks to protest with plastic shields and covered faces and walk in formation.

Then get punked by two black guys from Phillie as they tear ass away almost leaving some of their crew behind because they don't want to pay the security deposit for any damage to the truck.
 
2022-01-28 11:04:43 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: edmo: Is that a girl with fake beard?

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The guy on the right is a mannikin from American Eagle Outfitters.


I knew I had seen those guys together before

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2022-01-28 11:05:42 AM  
Maybe it's a good thing that a large chunk of this country are large.
 
2022-01-28 11:09:21 AM  
-- Whatever happened to the America Front?
-- He's over there.
...
-- SPLITTER!
 
2022-01-28 11:11:50 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Fortunately there's like 3-7 million of the hardcore lunatics like this... probably a lot less willing to meet up and do things.

Unfortunately, 75,000,000 people vote those people into power.


Koch money helps I bet
 
2022-01-28 11:12:32 AM  
Fitness is a double edge sword for them.  If they are too fit then other right wing nut jobs will think they are FBI agents.
 
2022-01-28 11:12:36 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: You can be supreme driving around in a Yugo.  Just saying.  Takes a Ford 250 or better.  You can get by with an older one but you still have to customize it.   Lights, raised wheels, two flag poles.  One for the Merican flag with the AR-15 on it and one for Herr Trumpenfueher 2024.

The wife will happily work two jerbs to keep you happy.  It's in the White People Bible.


Needs more meth.
 
2022-01-28 11:12:52 AM  
Imagine you are in some white supremist group and they are hitting you up for money and busting your balls if you aren't in good enough shape, who wants that, no wonder they can't get recruits
 
2022-01-28 11:12:58 AM  
But it takes no effort at all to avoid splitting infinitives.
 
2022-01-28 11:13:03 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: edmo: Is that a girl with fake beard?

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The guy on the right is a mannikin from American Eagle Outfitters.


And has the same IQ
 
2022-01-28 11:15:22 AM  

JAGChem82: Someone Else's Alt: 200 members, I have more active members in my state parks volunteer group. And my group probably gets more exercise.

Maybe it's time the states and the DOJ start enforcing the state laws against armed militias. Doesn't seem like it would be a real heavy lift now that they have some experience dealing with investigating, charging and prosecuting a large number of suspects over multiple states.

Far right groups gain their power from intimidating liberals by portraying a show of force, when in reality they are craven cowards when it comes to a 1:1 battle.

Their supposed strength comes from LE and politicians running interference for them, and sadly, a lot of liberal politicians being afraid to handle them like they should.


CSB: Whenever my father in law tries to get racist, he always always always does it in front of an audience.

He will never try it unless there is some other sh*thicker in the sane room to back him up.

/ guy has a great life, great kids, great grandkids, is richer than god, and is still one of the most insecure motherf*ckers I have ever met in my entire life
 
2022-01-28 11:16:55 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: JAGChem82: Someone Else's Alt: 200 members, I have more active members in my state parks volunteer group. And my group probably gets more exercise.

Maybe it's time the states and the DOJ start enforcing the state laws against armed militias. Doesn't seem like it would be a real heavy lift now that they have some experience dealing with investigating, charging and prosecuting a large number of suspects over multiple states.

Far right groups gain their power from intimidating liberals by portraying a show of force, when in reality they are craven cowards when it comes to a 1:1 battle.

Their supposed strength comes from LE and politicians running interference for them, and sadly, a lot of liberal politicians being afraid to handle them like they should.

CSB: Whenever my father in law tries to get racist, he always always always does it in front of an audience.

He will never try it unless there is some other sh*thicker in the sane room to back him up.

/ guy has a great life, great kids, great grandkids, is richer than god, and is still one of the most insecure motherf*ckers I have ever met in my entire life


There is no known cure for Tiny Dick Syndrom.
 
2022-01-28 11:20:03 AM  
Fun fact: it costs zero dollars to not be a racist shiathead.
 
2022-01-28 11:20:19 AM  
Hey, it's hard being a white man in a white man's world.
 
2022-01-28 11:21:01 AM  

dildo tontine: Fitness is a double edge sword for them.  If they are too fit then other right wing nut jobs will think they are FBI agents.


The guy volunteering to be the fitness coordinator is the FBI agent.
 
2022-01-28 11:22:46 AM  
"Chats show that the group's leaders regularly reprimand members for failing to meet exercise or participation requirements. It also shows a group fixated on getting more members, a task it has found difficult."

Sentence One:   Many Farkers would pay  extra for that.
Sentence Two:   Have they tried the Dominance/Submission subreddits or Grindr?
 
2022-01-28 11:27:25 AM  
Good. Go bankrupt. Nobody will cry for your broke asses.
 
2022-01-28 11:28:28 AM  
So where is this leak?
 
2022-01-28 11:31:41 AM  
It doesn't, actually.

The "social media" assholes do most of the work for you. Now, it appears the market for white supremacy may be approaching saturation, what with the highly visible Republican party and Ex-President Useless farkwad sucking up most of the attention, so you might have make a little effort to get your message out, but it's easier than it's ever been to inexpensively disseminate garbage. There's an entire powerful industry that's developed to do just that.
 
2022-01-28 11:31:57 AM  
Their women are getting tired of washing all those damn sheets. You know how hard it is to get chewing tobacco spittle out of percale??
 
2022-01-28 11:34:59 AM  
1. The country is awash with White supremacists
2. These loons can't find any outside of their tiny group

Those statements can't both be true.
 
2022-01-28 11:39:52 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: So where is this leak?


You miss all the threads on it?

https://twitter.com/ur_ninja/status/1484592752260272133?s=21
 
2022-01-28 11:40:39 AM  

jjorsett: 1. The country is awash with White supremacists
2. These loons can't find any outside of their tiny group

Those statements can't both be true.


Sure they can, if your group is too exclusive.
 
2022-01-28 11:42:40 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: JAGChem82: Someone Else's Alt: 200 members, I have more active members in my state parks volunteer group. And my group probably gets more exercise.

Maybe it's time the states and the DOJ start enforcing the state laws against armed militias. Doesn't seem like it would be a real heavy lift now that they have some experience dealing with investigating, charging and prosecuting a large number of suspects over multiple states.

Far right groups gain their power from intimidating liberals by portraying a show of force, when in reality they are craven cowards when it comes to a 1:1 battle.

Their supposed strength comes from LE and politicians running interference for them, and sadly, a lot of liberal politicians being afraid to handle them like they should.

CSB: Whenever my father in law tries to get racist, he always always always does it in front of an audience.

He will never try it unless there is some other sh*thicker in the sane room to back him up.

/ guy has a great life, great kids, great grandkids, is richer than god, and is still one of the most insecure motherf*ckers I have ever met in my entire life

There is no known cure for Tiny Dick Syndrom.


*blink*

Okay I guess we're going to go there.

1. He once showed me his email spam queue and it was chock full of penis enlargement scams. Which is weird because I don't receive them. I mean, why would I? But still, that's weird.

2. His cat decided to run out of their bedroom to barf one morning when we were over visiting (and I'm up at 5 am anyway - which he now realizes) and he came running out after it, naked. I wasn't exactly looking but it didn't seem to be a micropenis or anything of note either way.

3. I'm going to go drink bleach now.
 
2022-01-28 11:42:42 AM  
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/seemed cooler i my head
//I guess it gets my point across
///im at work farkin around on paint
 
2022-01-28 11:43:14 AM  

jjorsett: 1. The country is awash with White supremacists
2. These loons can't find any outside of their tiny group

Those statements can't both be true.


These guys could just be asking/demanding too much from people and it is a turnoff. I think most people with varying degrees of racist views probably don't want to go to much effort beyond whatever is immediately in front of them.
 
2022-01-28 11:43:22 AM  

Peki: Ketchuponsteak: So where is this leak?

You miss all the threads on it?

https://twitter.com/ur_ninja/status/1484592752260272133?s=21


I just want to know who is funding this crap.
 
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