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(I Heart Radio)   Apparently mistaking a positive COVID test for a pregnancy test is not uncommon in 2022   (wild955.iheart.com) divider line
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1094 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 28 Jan 2022 at 10:35 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-28 9:13:12 AM  
Thank Christ, turns out I'm not pregnant. I was wondering who the mother was.
 
2022-01-28 10:46:01 AM  
BOYFRIEND:  What the f*ck?!  You're pregnant?!  Pregnant?!!!  First off, I'm sure it's not mine.  No way.  Who else have you been f*cking?!  Also, you said you were on the pill.  Seriously.  You said it!  I heard you.  So there's no way I'm paying for this kid.  It's all on you!

GIRLFRIEND:  It's not a pregnancy test, you idiot!  It's a covid test!  I have a serious disease.

BOYFRIEND Oh.  Well THAT'S a relief!
 
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2022-01-28 10:49:20 AM  
Jokes on you, one of the lesser known symptoms of Covid is horking up a fully developed grown baby.
 
2022-01-28 10:56:37 AM  
Look, in his defense, that Binax Now test DOES look like a pregnancy test, complete with the two little lines. I'm sure a lot of chemical tests look that way, so if the COVID test is the only one he's familiar with, I get it. These are the times.
 
2022-01-28 10:59:49 AM  

ToastmasterGeneral: BOYFRIEND:  What the f*ck?!  You're pregnant?!  Pregnant?!!!  First off, I'm sure it's not mine.  No way.  Who else have you been f*cking?!  Also, you said you were on the pill.  Seriously.  You said it!  I heard you.  So there's no way I'm paying for this kid.  It's all on you!

GIRLFRIEND:  It's not a pregnancy test, you idiot!  It's a covid test!  I have a serious disease.

BOYFRIEND Oh.  Well THAT'S a relief!


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2022-01-28 11:02:39 AM  
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2022-01-28 11:02:43 AM  
See, Nicki Minaj was correct
 
2022-01-28 11:03:09 AM  
Coming soon: stories that punching women in the stomach cures Covid.
 
2022-01-28 11:09:18 AM  
"Viral tik tok"


Please make it stop.
 
2022-01-28 11:12:09 AM  
Wait, are we still under the impression that all of these viral TikTok videos are real?
 
2022-01-28 11:12:33 AM  
Well, at least we can laugh about COVID now. Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaa...
 
2022-01-28 11:16:37 AM  
either/or, she'll still have morning sickness
 
2022-01-28 11:24:09 AM  
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2022-01-28 11:26:54 AM  
Apparently mistaking a positive PREGNANCY test for a positive COVID test is also a thing, DNRTFAmitter.
 
2022-01-28 12:05:01 PM  
I suppose there may also be a lot of false negatives being reported by people peeing on their Covid Tests
 
2022-01-28 12:37:39 PM  
Poor kid is just doomed.
 
2022-01-28 12:42:33 PM  
I joked about it.  In my e-mail to my boss, letting her know I'm COVID positive, I said that "I took a rapid antigen test after the PCR test, and it came up positive.  Either that, or I'm pregnant.  Second scenario seems unlikely because of my age".

The joke being that I'm a male in my 50's.
 
2022-01-28 12:53:32 PM  

dittybopper: I joked about it.  In my e-mail to my boss, letting her know I'm COVID positive, I said that "I took a rapid antigen test after the PCR test, and it came up positive.  Either that, or I'm pregnant.  Second scenario seems unlikely because of my age".

The joke being that I'm a male in my 50's.


I know you're joking but are you aware what a male testing positive for pregnancy means?
 
2022-01-28 1:09:36 PM  

hoodiowithtudio: dittybopper: I joked about it.  In my e-mail to my boss, letting her know I'm COVID positive, I said that "I took a rapid antigen test after the PCR test, and it came up positive.  Either that, or I'm pregnant.  Second scenario seems unlikely because of my age".

The joke being that I'm a male in my 50's.

I know you're joking but are you aware what a male testing positive for pregnancy means?


He's gonna be Oprah rich?
 
2022-01-28 1:17:47 PM  

KingKauff: hoodiowithtudio: dittybopper: I joked about it.  In my e-mail to my boss, letting her know I'm COVID positive, I said that "I took a rapid antigen test after the PCR test, and it came up positive.  Either that, or I'm pregnant.  Second scenario seems unlikely because of my age".

The joke being that I'm a male in my 50's.

I know you're joking but are you aware what a male testing positive for pregnancy means?

He's gonna be Oprah rich?


Possibly.

But prostate cancer is way more likely.
 
2022-01-28 1:21:22 PM  
A Tik-Tok video? I bet it was a coincidence the moment was being filmed, everyone was earnest and genuine, and whatever happened definitely needs to be reported on by 3rd-rate media sources.
 
2022-01-28 1:55:27 PM  
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2022-01-28 2:24:14 PM  

hoodiowithtudio: dittybopper: I joked about it.  In my e-mail to my boss, letting her know I'm COVID positive, I said that "I took a rapid antigen test after the PCR test, and it came up positive.  Either that, or I'm pregnant.  Second scenario seems unlikely because of my age".

The joke being that I'm a male in my 50's.

I know you're joking but are you aware what a male testing positive for pregnancy means?


That you're a moron for using a test outside of its accepted parameters?

I mean, unless you're Dr. Tatapoulos testing Zilla.
 
2022-01-28 2:31:07 PM  

dittybopper: hoodiowithtudio: dittybopper: I joked about it.  In my e-mail to my boss, letting her know I'm COVID positive, I said that "I took a rapid antigen test after the PCR test, and it came up positive.  Either that, or I'm pregnant.  Second scenario seems unlikely because of my age".

The joke being that I'm a male in my 50's.

I know you're joking but are you aware what a male testing positive for pregnancy means?

That you're a moron for using a test outside of its accepted parameters?

I mean, unless you're Dr. Tatapoulos testing Zilla.


It means you should get tested for cancer...and I don't mean crabs.
 
2022-01-28 2:31:13 PM  

Juc: Jokes on you, one of the lesser known symptoms of Covid is horking up a fully developed grown baby.



I thought one of the symptoms was that a bunch of people turned into giant babies, but only when asked to try not to spread the virus.
 
2022-01-28 2:31:27 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: KingKauff: hoodiowithtudio: dittybopper: I joked about it.  In my e-mail to my boss, letting her know I'm COVID positive, I said that "I took a rapid antigen test after the PCR test, and it came up positive.  Either that, or I'm pregnant.  Second scenario seems unlikely because of my age".

The joke being that I'm a male in my 50's.

I know you're joking but are you aware what a male testing positive for pregnancy means?

He's gonna be Oprah rich?

Possibly.

But prostate cancer is way more likely.


Heh.  A few years back after my doctor medically retired but before I found a new one, I was getting a check up by a PA at the practice my old doctor belonged to.

She was quite an attractive young Asian woman, and of course she did a prostate examination, and I was sitting there thinking to myself "Gee, the last time an attractive Asian woman had her finger up my ass, I was in the Army, stationed in Hawaii, and the setting was decidedly less clinical".
 
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