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(Independent)   NYC Mayor: If you've been near COVID Sarah...get tested   (independent.co.uk) divider line
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3186 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jan 2022 at 8:57 AM (22 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-28 7:14:08 AM  
Yeah, but who is going to admit to that?
 
2022-01-28 7:46:48 AM  
Fox is sending another Caravan of Disease.
 
2022-01-28 7:59:16 AM  

2fardownthread: Yeah, but who is going to admit to that?


If I was in the restaurant and she walked by I would get tested.

If I was positive I would ask a lawyer if I could sue her since we can prove that she knew she was contagious and exposed me and my family anyway.

Imagine how good THAT would feel.
 
2022-01-28 8:35:23 AM  
Any recommendations on how many different things one should get tested for?
 
2022-01-28 8:35:34 AM  
So, if you're from Russia, get tested.
 
2022-01-28 8:58:12 AM  
This should be a PSA
 
2022-01-28 8:59:52 AM  
If vaccines cause autism, maybe this one could cure it?
 
2022-01-28 9:00:16 AM  
Any word on what he's doing to Sarah for spreading the plague in the first place?  Surely there's a health law that she's breaking by doing this?
 
2022-01-28 9:01:29 AM  

BizarreMan: Any recommendations on how many different things one should get tested for?


Is stupid contagious?

That would explain a lot, actually.
 
2022-01-28 9:02:18 AM  
Suicide booth or vaccination booth. Pick one, selfish plague rat assholes.
 
2022-01-28 9:04:56 AM  

SpectroBoy: 2fardownthread: Yeah, but who is going to admit to that?

If I was in the restaurant and she walked by I would get tested.

If I was positive I would ask a lawyer if I could sue her since we can prove that she knew she was contagious and exposed me and my family anyway.

Imagine how good THAT would feel.


Not really that good... sounds like a ton of legal fees and hassle to stick it to some hick has-been politician
 
2022-01-28 9:06:46 AM  
How about you shut down the f*cking restaurant for violating the COVID law TWICE???
 
2022-01-28 9:07:32 AM  

mehhhhhh: Suicide booth or vaccination booth. Pick one, selfish plague rat assholes.


Most are picking the suicide booth.  Unfortunately it does not work nearly as well as the vaccination booth, and it occasionally takes out the wrong person.
 
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2022-01-28 9:08:38 AM  

BizarreMan: Any recommendations on how many different things one should get tested for?


Just get all of them to be safe.
 
2022-01-28 9:10:29 AM  

2fardownthread: Yeah, but who is going to admit to that?


I'd ride her.

There, I said it.
 
2022-01-28 9:10:29 AM  

SpectroBoy: 2fardownthread: Yeah, but who is going to admit to that?

If I was in the restaurant and she walked by I would get tested.

If I was positive I would ask a lawyer if I could sue her since we can prove that she knew she was contagious and exposed me and my family anyway.

Imagine how good THAT would feel.


I'd be interested in suing the restaurant that allowed her in there twice. Of course the reason they let her in is probably that she is vaxxed but keeping it on the down low.
 
2022-01-28 9:10:36 AM  

holdmybones: Is stupid contagious?


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2022-01-28 9:13:29 AM  
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2022-01-28 9:14:04 AM  

BizarreMan: Any recommendations on how many different things one should get tested for?


All of them
 
2022-01-28 9:15:21 AM  
Also get tested for potential aneurism if you have heard her speak.
 
2022-01-28 9:16:00 AM  

Ker_Thwap: Fox is sending another Caravan of Disease.


So what you're saying is that they aren't sending their best people?
 
2022-01-28 9:17:27 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: SpectroBoy: 2fardownthread: Yeah, but who is going to admit to that?

If I was in the restaurant and she walked by I would get tested.

If I was positive I would ask a lawyer if I could sue her since we can prove that she knew she was contagious and exposed me and my family anyway.

Imagine how good THAT would feel.

Not really that good... sounds like a ton of legal fees and hassle to stick it to some hick has-been politician


Fine.

I suppose next you are going to tell me that Scarlett Johansen's limo is NOT going to break down in front of my house in a snow storm.
 
2022-01-28 9:18:38 AM  

OldRod: Any word on what he's doing to Sarah for spreading the plague in the first place?  Surely there's a health law that she's breaking by doing this?


What did they do to AOC for going to Miami either with Covid or catching it down there?
 
2022-01-28 9:18:55 AM  

Sexy Jesus: SpectroBoy: 2fardownthread: Yeah, but who is going to admit to that?

If I was in the restaurant and she walked by I would get tested.

If I was positive I would ask a lawyer if I could sue her since we can prove that she knew she was contagious and exposed me and my family anyway.

Imagine how good THAT would feel.

I'd be interested in suing the restaurant that allowed her in there twice. Of course the reason they let her in is probably that she is vaxxed but keeping it on the down low.


If she is, her lawyers could face serious sanctions:  they told the judge she isn't.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/01/24/dining/sarah-palin-dines-indoors-nyc.html

/don't lie to the judge
//goes double if you're an attorney
///she wouldn't be the first wingnut to hang her lawyers out to dry
 
2022-01-28 9:19:15 AM  
Come on, she's vaccinated and lying to the rubes.
 
2022-01-28 9:19:23 AM  
Oh, and stay the fark away from Elio's...they're the place that let her in.
 
2022-01-28 9:22:19 AM  
If you are exposed to her....Covid would be the last disease I would worry about.
 
2022-01-28 9:24:26 AM  
SNL - "Josh Ramsay VD Caseworker" FULL SKETCH (audio and stills) *part 2
Youtube THMbbjDFZsI
 
2022-01-28 9:25:01 AM  

Headso: Come on, she's vaccinated and lying to the rubes.


Yep. They're looking for any opportunity to piss people off. And it's working.

Next she will write a book about it.
 
2022-01-28 9:26:54 AM  

IamTomJoad: If you are exposed to her....Covid would be the last disease I would worry about.


Mmmmmmmmmmhummmmmmm!
 
2022-01-28 9:27:57 AM  
I hope she has a jail cell in her future.
 
2022-01-28 9:28:44 AM  
Hey, how about some criminal charges for the irresponsible plague rat? Reckless endangerment anyone? Are we not doing consequences anymore? Bueller?
 
2022-01-28 9:29:46 AM  
He should have added a "you betcha" to the end of that.
 
2022-01-28 9:31:19 AM  

Cormee: 2fardownthread: Yeah, but who is going to admit to that?

I'd ride her.

There, I said it.


And you shouldn't be kink-shamed for it.

However, personally you couldn't get me to have sex with her if you offered me a full-body condom, 5-foot extendable dildo, and a full decontamination procedure afterward.
 
2022-01-28 9:31:44 AM  

Walker: How about you shut down the f*cking restaurant for violating the COVID law TWICE???


I agree, except they'd probably make more cash from the resulting GoFundMe than they do selling food.
 
2022-01-28 9:34:16 AM  

Stretchy Cat: Walker: How about you shut down the f*cking restaurant for violating the COVID law TWICE???

I agree, except they'd probably make more cash from the resulting GoFundMe than they do selling food.


It also could be that the lady who constantly lies is lying about not being vaccinated.
 
2022-01-28 9:35:41 AM  

Headso: Come on, she's vaccinated and lying to the rubes.


Vaccinated or not, she tested positive on Monday and ate out in public on both Tuesday and Wednesday.  Vaccinated people can still spread the virus, which is one of the reasons Omicron is spreading so fast
 
2022-01-28 9:38:51 AM  

Walker: How about you shut down the f*cking restaurant for violating the COVID law TWICE???


This would be a good way to force them to reveal if she's vaxxed. Or, if not, to shut down a shiatty Republican-ass-kissing restaurant.
 
2022-01-28 9:39:40 AM  

OldRod: she tested positive on Monday


According to her she did, yeah.
 
2022-01-28 9:41:58 AM  

SpectroBoy: 2fardownthread: Yeah, but who is going to admit to that?

If I was in the restaurant and she walked by I would get tested.

If I was positive I would ask a lawyer if I could sue her since we can prove that she knew she was contagious and exposed me and my family anyway.

Imagine how good THAT would feel.


The problem is that it's not good for publicity.
 
2022-01-28 9:47:12 AM  

Walker: How about you shut down the f*cking restaurant for violating the COVID law TWICE???


This.  First violation, fine then $10 thousand.  Second violation, revoke the restaurant license (and every other restaurant license held by that same owner).
 
2022-01-28 9:49:34 AM  

Headso: Stretchy Cat: Walker: How about you shut down the f*cking restaurant for violating the COVID law TWICE???

I agree, except they'd probably make more cash from the resulting GoFundMe than they do selling food.

It also could be that the lady who constantly lies is lying about not being vaccinated.


That's what I initially thought too, and that could definitely be the case; but the restaurant admitted to not even asking her if she was vaxxed, so fark them either way.
 
2022-01-28 9:53:54 AM  
Farking Typhoid Mary.
 
2022-01-28 10:02:55 AM  

OldRod: Any word on what he's doing to Sarah for spreading the plague in the first place?  Surely there's a health law that she's breaking by doing this?


Send her to North Brother Island
 
2022-01-28 10:07:12 AM  
Couldn't Palin get locked up the same way Typhoid Mary and that guy with MDR TB who refused to follow health rules were? Not dining out is the number one rule when you are positive because you either have to be isolated or wear a mask at all times?
 
2022-01-28 10:07:38 AM  

2fardownthread: Yeah, but who is going to admit to that?


awesome. Up the thread as u should be.
 
2022-01-28 10:09:39 AM  
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2022-01-28 10:15:55 AM  
Why all the hate against Sarah Palin? I quite like some of her work.
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2022-01-28 10:24:43 AM  
And the rest of the country says: "If you've been in the petri dish that is NYC, get tested."
 
2022-01-28 10:27:06 AM  
Conservatives will consider her a hero for doing what NYC would not, helping to stop covid through herd immunity and standing up against draconian economy destroying restrictions and for the principle of freedom. Some of us may die as a result but FREEDOMMM!
 
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