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(MLive.com)   Kid Rock tries to bring people together and calls for unity in his new song   (mlive.com) divider line
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2022-01-28 2:17:32 AM  
Oh, f*ck off, Robert. The only unity I'll agree to here is with the untold millions who want a chance to punch you in your faux-country crooning, anti-vax spewing, herpetic, ass-like mouth.
 
2022-01-28 2:38:43 AM  
Didn't Kid Paper say he was going to run against him?
 
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2022-01-28 2:55:13 AM  
Maybe Joe C. was the one keeping him sane the whole time.

What is his audience like anymore?  I'm interested to see how this goes for him, for better or worse.  He's no one's favorite band... i hope.
 
2022-01-28 3:26:36 AM  

Unrepentant Fool: Oh, f*ck off, Robert. The only unity I'll agree to here is with the untold millions who want a chance to punch you in your faux-country crooning, anti-vax spewing, herpetic, ass-like mouth.


Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel
 
2022-01-28 3:28:09 AM  
Also I really don't know what kind of "national unity" Kid Flop is hoping for with those crappy lyrics
 
2022-01-28 3:40:22 AM  

no1curr: Unrepentant Fool: Oh, f*ck off, Robert. The only unity I'll agree to here is with the untold millions who want a chance to punch you in your faux-country crooning, anti-vax spewing, herpetic, ass-like mouth.

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel


In my defense, I haven't had coffee yet this morning.

And he has a very punchable face.
 
2022-01-28 5:04:35 AM  
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2022-01-28 5:24:10 AM  
His music is achieving a unity of sorts, lots and lots of people hate it.
 
2022-01-28 5:46:02 AM  
This is what happens when you do all the drugs.
 
2022-01-28 5:54:40 AM  
"let's make a song pandering to our asshole base. Mention Fauchi, Brandon, Biden, CNN....shiat like that. Make it rhyme, here is list of 25 rhyming words my fan base understands"....5 minutes later...."done"
 
2022-01-28 6:00:17 AM  

Ragin' Asian: This is what happens when you do all the drugs.


Don't give him that much credit, he's not that interesting.  Hunter S. Thompson did all the drugs, and he was a national treasure.  This guy is just a rich dipshiat who tried to make money by pretending to be white trash.
 
2022-01-28 6:01:35 AM  

Dr. Nick Riviera: Ragin' Asian: This is what happens when you do all the drugs.

Don't give him that much credit, he's not that interesting.  Hunter S. Thompson did all the drugs, and he was a national treasure.  This guy is just a rich dipshiat who tried to make money by pretending to be white trash.



Pretending to be a hip hop artist first, before progressing to white trash.
 
2022-01-28 6:27:37 AM  
"Rock then calls for unitycollaborationist fascism in the song."FTFM.  No thanks, Kid.
 
2022-01-28 6:35:28 AM  
In just a dozen years, "We the people" has gone from preamble to warning.
 
2022-01-28 6:44:37 AM  
"Quit stealing my gig"

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2022-01-28 6:58:04 AM  
Stolen from a friend:

Kid Rock is what happens when Michigan sharts.
 
2022-01-28 7:04:20 AM  
First he says "fark Fauci" and "fark Biden" (although the last one was hidden in that stupid phrase because they're too cowardly to just say it) then he calls for "unity"? Sounds like the douchebags who run their mouth and as soon as someone bows up to them or simply doesn't acknowledge them, then they do a 180 and try the nice guy act. He's flailing around, trying to stay relevant to his audience & the rest of us simultaneously.
 
2022-01-28 7:09:59 AM  
Bawitdaba is a great song, you have to separate the art from the artist.  However, in this case both the art and the artist as terrible.
 
2022-01-28 7:16:39 AM  
Kid Rock? Is it 1999 already?
 
2022-01-28 7:27:45 AM  
It's "Me the People" again...
 
2022-01-28 7:40:08 AM  
I, uhhh,.....   I really liked a lot of his older stuff when he just rapped about drugs and biatches and whatnot...  dug the metal background with his raspy rap voice.    was really disappointed when he went the country route, not because he wasnt good at it, I'm just not a fan of the genre. 

oh well...
 
2022-01-28 7:43:13 AM  

no1curr: Also I really don't know what kind of "national unity" Kid Flop is hoping for with those crappy lyrics


The best description of Kid Rocks music I've heard was just shouting words over loud, generic guitar riffs.
 
2022-01-28 8:01:52 AM  
United like sticks, in a bundle.
 
2022-01-28 8:04:00 AM  

433: Maybe Joe C. was the one keeping him sane the whole time.

What is his audience like anymore?  I'm interested to see how this goes for him, for better or worse.  He's no one's favorite band... i hope.


Q-Anon. His audience is Q-Anon.
 
2022-01-28 8:11:21 AM  
Your crowning achievement was that song that was an "homage" to Sweet Home Alabama.  Your songwriting really shone in the chorus, where you rhymed "things" with "things".  You've no more empires left to conquer, no mores riches to acquire, no more glory to achieve.  Sleep, sweet prince, and sing no more.
 
2022-01-28 8:13:00 AM  
I heard the whole thing on Abe Lincoln's Top Hat. It's hot garbage. However bad you think it is, it's worse.
 
2022-01-28 8:14:05 AM  
Yea nah.

No farking unity with fascists and plague rats.
 
2022-01-28 8:16:22 AM  
FARKING KILL ALL THE LIBERALS!!!

but let's have unity everyone.

Hey kid:
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2022-01-28 8:24:40 AM  
Kid Rock is the Sarah Palin of Ted Nugents.
 
2022-01-28 8:30:19 AM  
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2022-01-28 8:38:32 AM  
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// Kid Rock in the studio.
 
2022-01-28 8:40:44 AM  

433: What is his audience like anymore?


The term "peaked in high school" comes to mind.
 
2022-01-28 8:42:42 AM  
This guy grew up on the mean streets of Detroit, just look at that place.  He's just an everyday down working man!

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2022-01-28 9:02:30 AM  
This will never get old for me.
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2022-01-28 9:10:03 AM  
The only thing worse than white trash is fake white trash. And he looks like a sewer rat dipped in vegetable oil. Got nothing left to say. Oh, wait, almost forgot, his music sucks rotten balls.
 
2022-01-28 9:10:07 AM  
I was going to say "F**k Kid Rock" but then I thought about phrasing and had to go drink some ginger ale and have a lie down to settle my stomach.
 
2022-01-28 9:17:44 AM  
I get so tired of seeing "We the people" on trucks, t-shirts and lately farking tattoos on forearms. There is more to the preamble than "We the people". These incurious dopes, are the same people that think Fortunate Son, Born in the USA and Pink Houses are patriotic crying freedom eagle anthems. 

Here's the part that they never get to, because they can't be bothered to read or be thoughtful and digest the meaning of what they read.

We the people (This means EVERYBODY)
"of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."
 
2022-01-28 9:33:05 AM  
Go yodel in some other valley, nazi.
 
2022-01-28 9:34:11 AM  
We already did this a couple of days ago. Stop giving this walking STD more publicity.
 
2022-01-28 9:35:30 AM  
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2022-01-28 9:37:00 AM  
We are all familiar with that line of logic.

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2022-01-28 9:38:20 AM  
This is the far-right's idea of promoting unity: CONVERT OR DIE.
 
2022-01-28 9:47:06 AM  

EvilEgg: Bawitdaba is a great song, you have to separate the art from the artist.  However, in this case both the art and the artist as terrible.


Bahshiattybah is a horrible rip of if Jesus Built my Hot Rod by Ministry.  He has no talent.
 
2022-01-28 10:09:47 AM  
F*ck Yeah.  Been way too long since we've had a proper feud.  Yo, M.D. Fauci, time to respond!


Goddamn I'm glad Rock pissed me off
Used to be Kid, now you're just old and soft
First you was down with the Joe C
Now I see you on Twitter with washed up Hercules?
Afraid of Jeff Bezos
I saw it coming and tried to warn you haters
And I kept on saving
While you dumb motherf*ckers were mainlining ivermectin
Rapping with the whites; you went country
With no Darius Rucker in sight.
I started out trying to help you
Now I'm dropkicking asses and wiping you off my shoe
Unvaxxed man's just coughing
You think you're freedom lovers? We just laughing!
You all idiots are deadly
I put the dead MAGAs on you, and your whack melodies.
Joe Rogan's on your team so you're a dumb man
Hey you, Clapton, stick to playing Slow Hand
You say "F*ck Fauci" but you're dumb as sh*t
You need my name just to make your song a hit
You got scared when I brought out the shot
But I'm a man, I don't cry like a tot
You trying to sound like you're Tucker's Most
You'll cough all day, till you become a ghost
Cause you know, I'm the one that's smart
I went to med school and you're huffing trailer park farts
I'm the D.O.C.T.O.R.M.D while you're still crying about the C.R.T.
Cause you're gonna get a nightmare dream and Covid
With no Vaccine
 
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