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386 clicks; posted to Sports » on 28 Jan 2022 at 1:17 AM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-27 9:18:44 PM  
Might have gone something more like Oil hits (up) the Anus, but that's way less likely to get greened. Good luck all around. I guess. But I'm with Han Solo here having a bad feeling about this.
 
2022-01-27 9:26:46 PM  
Oilers: Our goaltending sucks.

ANSWER: Sign Evander Kane.


/lolololololololololololol
 
2022-01-27 9:27:03 PM  
Good luck with that
 
2022-01-27 9:53:01 PM  
Abdelkader just signed a PTO with the Grand Rapids Griffins. You know Holland still has his number...
 
2022-01-28 1:58:13 AM  
Sounds like a huge gamble.
 
2022-01-28 5:20:32 AM  
At least EDM isn't scheduled to play VGK for the rest of the regular season. I wonder if the GM checked the schedule.
 
2022-01-28 5:59:28 AM  
It includes a no trade clause.  Ken, you never change.

/ Steve 'Bongrips' Yzerman > Ken Holland
 
2022-01-28 7:09:02 AM  
Oh my.

What are they thinking?  The guy needs some serious help.  Degenerate gambler, womanizer, supposed rapist, deadbeat dad...  Sounds like a Pro Athlete to me!

/Go Flames
 
2022-01-28 7:35:14 AM  
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...of course he is...
 
2022-01-28 7:42:24 AM  
Now, now. With all the time he's had off, maybe he learned how to be an outstanding goaltender.

Anxious to see the painted hundred dollar bills and blow on his mask.
 
2022-01-28 7:46:50 AM  
Stupid.
 
2022-01-28 9:57:27 AM  
They'll be fine with veteran leadership like Duncan Keith...
 
2022-01-28 10:35:12 AM  
I see Bergman's plan to ensure McDrai ends up in a major US market is unfolding nicely.
 
2022-01-28 11:04:24 AM  

soopey: [i.imgur.com image 676x709]

...of course he is...


You need to photoshop so the closed casinos say "opening soon!"
 
2022-01-28 12:17:36 PM  

Muta: It includes a no trade clause.  Ken, you never change.

/ Steve 'Bongrips' Yzerman > Ken Holland


Not gonna defend Holland or his dismal track record but in this instance if it goes south (very likely) Kane would be untradeable anyway. If they do need out the only recourse to the Oilers would be to try and have the contract voided like SJ tried 18 times.

/Kane's last chance
//and I don't mean one of those Major League Baseball Steve Howe kind of last chances
 
2022-01-28 1:17:58 PM  

Rectum damn near killed em: Muta: It includes a no trade clause.  Ken, you never change.

/ Steve 'Bongrips' Yzerman > Ken Holland

Not gonna defend Holland or his dismal track record but in this instance if it goes south (very likely) Kane would be untradeable anyway. If they do need out the only recourse to the Oilers would be to try and have the contract voided like SJ tried 18 times.

/Kane's last chance
//and I don't mean one of those Major League Baseball Steve Howe kind of last chances


Nah, there's always the ECHL. He'd fit right in there.
 
2022-01-28 2:12:01 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: They'll be fine with veteran leadership like Duncan Keith...


The fact that Chicago paid less in assets and salary for Fleury is just embarrassing.
 
2022-01-28 2:21:15 PM  
If there's any sign that your team has no character and will get crushed in the playoffs because of it, this is it.
 
2022-01-28 2:36:53 PM  

GoodHomer: If there's any sign that your team has no character and will get crushed in the playoffs because of it, this is it.


They have to make the playoffs first
 
2022-01-28 2:41:47 PM  
I give it one year before he wears out their last nerve.
 
2022-01-28 4:41:16 PM  
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