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2022-01-27 8:13:48 PM  
If Zuck is on the autism spectrum, as gossip mongers have speculated, this might get interesting.  I've seen a person or two that seriously identified with some aspect of their lives, like an athlete that has nothing to do in the off season.  Someone who places an inordinate amount of value on a title like richest person in the world, might be a tad anxious at the loss of that title.  Toss in a level of autism, and weight have Musk's brother from another mother.
 
2022-01-27 8:32:43 PM  
"The net worth of Elon Musk, the world's richest person, plummeted $25.8 billion on Thursday"

Imagine someone from 50 years ago reading that.
 
2022-01-27 9:08:52 PM  
The constant scoring of ultra rich, like some kind farked up sport, seems especially stupid right now.
 
2022-01-28 12:36:09 AM  
Ah, I thought this was about Larry Ellison.
 
2022-01-28 1:49:44 AM  

FlashHarry: "The net worth of Elon Musk, the world's richest person, plummeted $25.8 billion on Thursday"

Imagine someone from 50 years ago reading that.


The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
 
2022-01-28 2:10:27 AM  

yanceylebeef: The constant scoring of ultra rich, like some kind farked up sport, seems especially stupid right now.


But how else do they know who's winning?!?
 
2022-01-28 2:20:41 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: yanceylebeef: The constant scoring of ultra rich, like some kind farked up sport, seems especially stupid right now.

But how else do they know who's winning?!?


I think the point is as long as others are losing.
 
2022-01-28 5:01:22 AM  

cherryl taggart: If Zuck is on the autism spectrum, as gossip mongers have speculated, this might get interesting.


I read this as "alien spectrum"
 
2022-01-28 7:40:38 AM  

cherryl taggart: If Zuck is on the autism spectrum, as gossip mongers have speculated, this might get interesting.  I've seen a person or two that seriously identified with some aspect of their lives, like an athlete that has nothing to do in the off season.  Someone who places an inordinate amount of value on a title like richest person in the world, might be a tad anxious at the loss of that title.  Toss in a level of autism, and weight have Musk's brother from another mother.


Are you sure that you aren't talking about Musk?

He seems to be the tantrum prone one.
 
2022-01-28 9:09:39 AM  

little big man: Ah, I thought this was about Larry Ellison.


Yeah, I thought Oracle's market cap somehow surpassed Facebook's.
 
2022-01-28 9:27:18 AM  
Heck I'm gunna recover the password to my long dead FB account just so I can cancel it out properly, might just be the straw that spirals zuck into homelessness.
 
2022-01-28 11:20:35 AM  

TheYeti: cherryl taggart: If Zuck is on the autism spectrum, as gossip mongers have speculated, this might get interesting.  I've seen a person or two that seriously identified with some aspect of their lives, like an athlete that has nothing to do in the off season.  Someone who places an inordinate amount of value on a title like richest person in the world, might be a tad anxious at the loss of that title.  Toss in a level of autism, and weight have Musk's brother from another mother.

Are you sure that you aren't talking about Musk?

He seems to be the tantrum prone one.


Be fair, it takes time for Zuck to load the "tantrum" algorithm.
 
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