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5148 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jan 2022 at 9:04 PM (22 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-27 5:28:04 PM  
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2022-01-27 9:08:35 PM  
I read that as "large boulder the size of a small Buick" the first time. My brain would not let me comprehend the words, as they were too stupid.
 
2022-01-27 9:10:19 PM  
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2022-01-27 9:10:30 PM  
This came up in my Facebook feed as well. Nobody cared about the comment I made there either.
 
2022-01-27 9:10:43 PM  
So now Twitter won't even let you scroll down past the first few tweets without making you create an account.
Seems a bit aggressive for a platform that once hosted Supreme Untermensch Donald Trump.
 
2022-01-27 9:11:00 PM  
Wolf Pass? Wolf Pass, no joke at any time of year but especially in winter
 
2022-01-27 9:11:46 PM  
I like how we call free range rocks, boulders.
 
2022-01-27 9:14:13 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I like how we call free range rocks, boulders.


I mean, if it was moving it would be a rolling stone, but alas...
 
2022-01-27 9:14:18 PM  
Looks like a Coyote sized Indestruct-a-ball.   Just push it over the edge and let it continue on its journey to the Danger Mine Field site.
 
2022-01-27 9:14:39 PM  
You mean a boulder the size of 0.0005 Rhode Islands?
 
2022-01-27 9:15:23 PM  
shiat, it's been a long two years.
 
2022-01-27 9:16:31 PM  
Looks like the over the shoulder (of the road) large boulder the size small boulder holder failed.
 
2022-01-27 9:17:30 PM  
Also, why wasn't this ever just dubbed Rocky McRockface? Ain't nobody got time to remember unimportant things unless they become Something McSomething.
 
2022-01-27 9:17:36 PM  
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2022-01-27 9:20:08 PM  
So let me get this straight, boulders not boobies
 
2022-01-27 9:20:31 PM  
Simple physics:  All boulders are the same size.  Same as all electrons have the same charge.
 
2022-01-27 9:22:05 PM  
Do I remember correctly the original thread was able to calculate the size of the boulder in micro-Rhode-Islands?

If not...
 
2022-01-27 9:22:51 PM  

Mad_Radhu: shiat, it's been a long two years.


Huh, I was just thinking that didn't seem like nearly two years ago.
 
2022-01-27 9:23:42 PM  
CSB: I'm driving to a buddies families empty cabin for a weekend of snowboarding bliss in a full white out blizzard going five mph the last hour or so. Destination is blinking on the dash gps the whole time. Get around a bend in the little pack of trucks and there is a guy with a truck, lights flashing, white out blizzard dark, cold, boulder the size of a Volkswagen blocking our lane. Dude would not let us drive right by to the cabin a few miles away.  There was a back way. Five to eight hours total probably more after a solid eight all ready. I said f*ck it and went home. Missed the best powder weekend of my life probably. farking rocks.
 
2022-01-27 9:26:24 PM  
Somebody with a top of the line over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder needs to get out there ASAP!  Get Sofia Vergara stat! Put Katy Perry on standby!
 
2022-01-27 9:26:32 PM  
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2022-01-27 9:28:40 PM  
I have a large penis the size of a small penis, so I'm getting quite a kick.
 
2022-01-27 9:29:02 PM  
A large boulder the size of Dwayne Johnson
 
2022-01-27 9:32:24 PM  
Cop math comes up again.
 
2022-01-27 9:34:35 PM  

Lochsteppe: So now Twitter won't even let you scroll down past the first few tweets without making you create an account.
Seems a bit aggressive for a platform that once hosted Supreme Untermensch Donald Trump.


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They did boot him, and have refused to let him back on.
 
2022-01-27 9:35:00 PM  
Goddamnit. Use the VW Bug system.
 
2022-01-27 9:41:01 PM  
A boulder is just a pebble with slow metabolism.
 
2022-01-27 9:42:17 PM  

Loucifer: I have a large penis the size of a small penis, so I'm getting quite a kick.


Any particular reason you're getting kicked in the penis?
 
2022-01-27 9:46:21 PM  

Prof. Frink: Loucifer: I have a large penis the size of a small penis, so I'm getting quite a kick.

Any particular reason you're getting kicked in the penis?


Hey, we don't kinkshame here
 
2022-01-27 9:47:00 PM  

Prof. Frink: Loucifer: I have a large penis the size of a small penis, so I'm getting quite a kick.

Any particular reason you're getting kicked in the penis?


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2022-01-27 9:47:26 PM  

Archie Goodwin: A boulder is just a pebble with slow metabolism.


It's big boned!
 
2022-01-27 9:54:03 PM  
This shows up every couple of years, same photo. Me thinks its a repeat.

BTW its a wimpy boulder.
 
2022-01-27 9:55:17 PM  
What Is The Biggest Rock? - Onion Talks - Ep. 4
Youtube aO0TUI9r-So
 
2022-01-27 9:55:28 PM  
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2022-01-27 9:56:37 PM  

Lochsteppe: So now Twitter won't even let you scroll down past the first few tweets without making you create an account.
Seems a bit aggressive for a platform that once hosted Supreme Untermensch Donald Trump.


Instagram does the same nonsense.  You can get around it by using the browser developer tools to remove the login overlay once it pops up, but it's a pain.  I've also found that if you look at enough public pages in a certain period of time, they won't even let you load any public pages at all for a period of days -- like a timeout or something where only the login page loads. F*ck me for looking at a few business pages too quickly.  I guess there are the third party sites that re-host everything at least.
 
2022-01-27 9:58:36 PM  

Archie Goodwin: A boulder is just a pebble with slow metabolism.


And big bones
 
2022-01-27 9:59:57 PM  

zeaper12: This shows up every couple of years, same photo. Me thinks its a repeat.

BTW its a wimpy boulder.


It's the anniversary of the tweet.
 
2022-01-27 10:02:15 PM  
Gorignak
 
2022-01-27 10:03:02 PM  
I bet the person that wrote that likes jumbo shrimp and old news.
 
2022-01-27 10:04:59 PM  
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2022-01-27 10:06:59 PM  
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2022-01-27 10:10:24 PM  
They have a real problem with large boulders the size of small boulders at that location.
 
2022-01-27 10:24:16 PM  
Meanwhile, in Tartarus...

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2022-01-27 10:25:47 PM  
Sorry, my bad.
I'll pick it up later tonight.
 
2022-01-27 10:37:04 PM  
That's cute:

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2022-01-27 10:41:24 PM  

Por que tan serioso: CSB: I'm driving to a buddies families empty cabin for a weekend of snowboarding bliss in a full white out blizzard going five mph the last hour or so. Destination is blinking on the dash gps the whole time. Get around a bend in the little pack of trucks and there is a guy with a truck, lights flashing, white out blizzard dark, cold, boulder the size of a Volkswagen blocking our lane. Dude would not let us drive right by to the cabin a few miles away.  There was a back way. Five to eight hours total probably more after a solid eight all ready. I said f*ck it and went home. Missed the best powder weekend of my life probably. farking rocks.


You shouldn't post while you are driving. Put down the phone and put both hands on the steering wheel.
 
2022-01-27 10:48:01 PM  
"Calling for hail the size of canned hams"

David Letterman
 
2022-01-27 10:49:04 PM  
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R.I.P. Big Small Boulder
 
2022-01-27 10:52:04 PM  

Mad_Radhu: shiat, it's been a long two years.


It was simpler times, not quite as rocky as things are now.
 
2022-01-27 10:59:27 PM  
I cannot find a screen grab of it, but, "Today, a dump truck rolled over and all the dirt came out. The truck rolled onto more dirt. It was hard to tell all the dirt apart. There were no injuries." posted to Fark on May 1, 2007, as "What happens when a dump truck rolls over? Dirt falls out! The writer of this deserves a Pulitzer" seems apropos.
 
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