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2811 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 27 Jan 2022 at 5:30 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-27 3:01:55 PM  
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2022-01-27 4:14:04 PM  
The perfect old actor to play an old God.
 
2022-01-27 4:26:24 PM  
Probably just a Super Bowl commercial, but still cool.
 
2022-01-27 5:36:14 PM  
He wasn't sleeping around!  He was method acting!
 
2022-01-27 5:36:58 PM  

NeoCortex42: Probably just a Super Bowl commercial, but still cool.


....ugh you're probably right.

Guesses as to what he's advertising?
 
2022-01-27 5:37:33 PM  
As long as it isn't another Disney film I'm fine with whatever kind of wacky movie this turns into.
 
2022-01-27 5:38:50 PM  
Sorry, folks. It's the sequel to "We Bought a Zoo," titled "We Bought Zoos"
 
2022-01-27 5:48:37 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sorry, folks. It's the sequel to "We Bought a Zoo," titled "We Bought Zoos"


Hopefully not a petting zoos. He had a knack for...forced animal buggery.

/maybe a heavy petting zoos
 
2022-01-27 5:56:16 PM  
Gritty reboot of 'The Santa Claus'?
 
2022-01-27 5:56:41 PM  
*Clause
 
2022-01-27 5:57:01 PM  
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2022-01-27 5:57:26 PM  
The special effects for the movie look awesome!

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2022-01-27 6:14:33 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Sorry, folks. It's the sequel to "We Bought a Zoo," titled "We Bought Zoos"


Or its video spinoff, Too Many Zooz.
Too Many Zooz - "Bedford"
Youtube IMyqasy2Lco
 
2022-01-27 6:19:15 PM  
I was hoping for Conan the King.
 
2022-01-27 6:21:27 PM  

Picklehead: The perfect old actor to play an old God.


As opposed to...
The Young Gods - Skinflowers
Youtube 36PnotCVYLM
 
2022-01-27 6:26:03 PM  

Ragin' Asian: I was hoping for Conan the King.


I've been saying that for decades. It needs to happen.
 
2022-01-27 6:26:18 PM  
The Zeusinator?
 
2022-01-27 6:33:42 PM  

NeoCortex42: [Die Hard pic]


Zeus: Why you keep calling me Jesús? I look Puerto Rican to you?
John McClane: Guy back there called you Jesús.
Zeus: He didn't say Jesús. He said, "Hey, Zeus!" My name is Zeus.
John McClane: Zeus?
Zeus: Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fark with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?
John McClane: No, I don't have a problem with that.

Ragin' Asian: I was hoping for Conan the King.


Me too, apparently it's still in development
 
2022-01-27 6:38:59 PM  

A Room Full of Angry Raccoons: Ragin' Asian: I was hoping for Conan the King.


Me too, apparently it's still in development


I swear that movie's been "in development" since sometime in the 90s.
 
2022-01-27 6:50:45 PM  
Hey Zeus!
 
2022-01-27 7:05:51 PM  
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2022-01-27 7:06:13 PM  
Why does a god need amour?
 
2022-01-27 7:06:54 PM  
Is this the sequel to Hercules in New York?
 
2022-01-27 7:07:06 PM  

grokca: Hey Zeus!


Ti?
 
2022-01-27 7:07:52 PM  

Tailspin Tommy: Why does a god need amour?


I'm guessing it is mostly hormones.
 
2022-01-27 7:15:23 PM  

Tailspin Tommy: Why does a god need amour?


What kind of God needs Armour?
Fat Gods, skinny Gods, Gods who climb on rocks; Tough Gods, sissy Gods; even Gods of chicken pox
 
2022-01-27 7:20:23 PM  

Tailspin Tommy: Why does a god need amour?


Armor. Why does a god need armor? Sometimes I spell not so good.
 
2022-01-27 7:25:47 PM  

Tailspin Tommy: Tailspin Tommy: Why does a god need amour?

Armor. Why does a god need armor? Sometimes I spell not so good.


Gods get horny too.

...especially Zeus...
 
2022-01-27 7:25:49 PM  

NeoCortex42: Ragin' Asian: I was hoping for Conan the King.

I've been saying that for decades. It needs to happen.


With Vin Diesel and Jason Momoa as Conan's sons.
 
2022-01-27 7:30:47 PM  

Ragin' Asian: I was hoping for Conan the King.


With John Milius writing the screenplay. Yes please.
 
2022-01-27 7:32:58 PM  
Now all I can think of is how amazing the score for the original Conan film is. It doesn't get talked about nearly enough.
 
2022-01-27 7:38:22 PM  

Tailspin Tommy: Why does a god need amour?


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2022-01-27 7:51:04 PM  

NeoCortex42: Now all I can think of is how amazing the score for the original Conan film is. It doesn't get talked about nearly enough.


This is why we gather.
 
2022-01-27 8:31:10 PM  

skinink: The special effects for the movie look awesome!

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That damn game.  I had a free trial for game pass and blew entirely too much time rinse and repeating the levels.  SO fun.

In any case, i will always take a movie that stars arnie.  few of my movie heroes will be around much longer given advancing age, leaving only the secondary "must watch" actors as leo or brad.
 
2022-01-27 8:41:24 PM  
God of War movie?
 
2022-01-27 9:37:17 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: NeoCortex42: Ragin' Asian: I was hoping for Conan the King.

I've been saying that for decades. It needs to happen.

With Vin Diesel and Jason Momoa as Conan's sons.


Vin and Dwayne Johnson as feuding brothers fighting for the Kingdom Conan leaves behind. No ruling by birthright. Crom demands the throne be earned.

I love the idea of Jason and Arnold working together though.
 
2022-01-27 9:44:05 PM  

shabu: RoyFokker'sGhost: NeoCortex42: Ragin' Asian: I was hoping for Conan the King.

I've been saying that for decades. It needs to happen.

With Vin Diesel and Jason Momoa as Conan's sons.

Vin and Dwayne Johnson as feuding brothers fighting for the Kingdom Conan leaves behind. No ruling by birthright. Crom demands the throne be earned.

I love the idea of Jason and Arnold working together though.


Momoa did play Conan in that reboot attempt ten or so years back.  He was actually pretty good.  Pity the movie fell flat.
 
2022-01-27 10:03:17 PM  
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They gonna put him in a bird suit so he can get his freak on!
 
2022-01-28 12:46:26 AM  

Flappyhead: shabu: RoyFokker'sGhost: NeoCortex42: Ragin' Asian: I was hoping for Conan the King.

I've been saying that for decades. It needs to happen.

With Vin Diesel and Jason Momoa as Conan's sons.

Vin and Dwayne Johnson as feuding brothers fighting for the Kingdom Conan leaves behind. No ruling by birthright. Crom demands the throne be earned.

I love the idea of Jason and Arnold working together though.

Momoa did play Conan in that reboot attempt ten or so years back.  He was actually pretty good.  Pity the movie fell flat.


And there is no reason why he can't turn around and play Conan's son in a movie. This needs to happen. Soon.
 
2022-01-28 2:55:44 AM  

VaportrailFilms: NeoCortex42: Probably just a Super Bowl commercial, but still cool.

....ugh you're probably right.

Guesses as to what he's advertising?


wide open area at the bottom...

I'm guessing cars. lots of room to drive around and stuff.


electric bolts and arnie...

maybe Tesla trying to cross over into the "tough guys" marketing quadrant.
 
2022-01-28 5:09:46 AM  

Fano: Tailspin Tommy: Why does a god need amour?

What kind of God needs Armour?
Fat Gods, skinny Gods, Gods who climb on rocks; Tough Gods, sissy Gods; even Gods of chicken pox


We're talking about Zeus, not Seuss!
 
2022-01-28 6:33:26 AM  

VaportrailFilms: NeoCortex42: Probably just a Super Bowl commercial, but still cool.

....ugh you're probably right.

Guesses as to what he's advertising?


cromcoin
 
2022-01-28 8:32:31 AM  
Any chance it's connected to the new Percy Jackson tv show?

It's either that or crypto shiat, mark my words...
 
2022-01-28 8:43:46 AM  

Tailspin Tommy: Why does a god need amour?


Empire Records - Rex Manning - Say No More Mon Amour! full v
Youtube szvt8iWJ0oo
 
2022-01-28 8:57:32 AM  

salvador.hardin: VaportrailFilms: NeoCortex42: Probably just a Super Bowl commercial, but still cool.

....ugh you're probably right.

Guesses as to what he's advertising?

wide open area at the bottom...

I'm guessing cars. lots of room to drive around and stuff.


electric bolts and arnie...

maybe Tesla trying to cross over into the "tough guys" marketing quadrant.


They are producing a Hummer branded EV. He is tied to the Hummer brand. Zeus slings electric lightning bolts.

I'm calling it as a Hummer EV Superb Owl commercial.

/Or an interspecies hook up app.
 
2022-01-28 9:47:22 AM  

Flappyhead: God of War movie?


I've heard rumors that Thor 4 will introduce Hercules, who is Thor's d-bag rival in the comics.

So...maybe?
 
2022-01-28 10:00:58 AM  
He should have been Odin, Thor's dad in the movies. They could have kept him around and had an adventure with him, Thor and Loki.
 
2022-01-28 10:19:20 AM  

Sgt Otter: Flappyhead: God of War movie?

I've heard rumors that Thor 4 will introduce Hercules, who is Thor's d-bag rival in the comics.

So...maybe?


I only wish Kevin Sorbo had the intelligence and self-awreness to take on such a role.  He could be an excellent douche-bag, but unfortunately we'd all know he wouldn't be acting.
 
2022-01-28 2:15:16 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Sgt Otter: Flappyhead: God of War movie?

I've heard rumors that Thor 4 will introduce Hercules, who is Thor's d-bag rival in the comics.

So...maybe?

I only wish Kevin Sorbo had the intelligence and self-awreness to take on such a role.  He could be an excellent douche-bag, but unfortunately we'd all know he wouldn't be acting.


He was fantastic as the supervillain atheist in God's Not Dead.  Pity he's the Christian version of that character.
 
2022-01-28 4:11:05 PM  

pheed: Fano: Tailspin Tommy: Why does a god need amour?

What kind of God needs Armour?
Fat Gods, skinny Gods, Gods who climb on rocks; Tough Gods, sissy Gods; even Gods of chicken pox

We're talking about Zeus, not Seuss!


No no no no no... this is about the song for Armour Hotdogs!!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fQwJdXFQlU
 
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