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2022-01-27 3:27:05 PM  
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2022-01-27 5:11:16 PM  
The Jedi were a massive failure.
Being a Jedi was dependent on having what amounts to a STI.
Why would you want to be one?
 
2022-01-27 5:23:00 PM  
Under the Jedi, the Republic allowed slavery, corruption, piracy, and all sorts of depraved shiat. It was on their watch that Darth Sidious emerged, the consequence was their own annihilation *after* they lent themselves to lead a slave army.
They were scumbags of the highest order from top to bottom.
 
2022-01-27 5:34:52 PM  

Herr Flick's Revenge: The Jedi were a massive failure.
Being a Jedi was dependent on having what amounts to a STI.
Why would you want to be one?


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2022-01-27 6:52:56 PM  
The best part about having a Czech background is my unpronounceable name made up of mostly consonants
 
2022-01-27 7:10:44 PM  

Bslim: Under the Jedi, the Republic allowed slavery, corruption, piracy, and all sorts of depraved shiat. It was on their watch that Darth Sidious emerged, the consequence was their own annihilation *after* they lent themselves to lead a slave army.
They were scumbags of the highest order from top to bottom.


This is a damning an indictment of the prequels as any I've seen.

Would have it been so hard for the Jedi to have Fought the Good Fight but simply overwhelmed and ground down by the Empire? They like to remind us there were never so many of them and so that's why 20 years later everyone pretends they never heard of them.
 
2022-01-27 8:45:41 PM  
Lots of anger directed at the Jedi in this thread. You guys know they aren't real, right?
 
2022-01-28 2:01:06 AM  

Bslim: Under the Jedi, the Republic allowed slavery, corruption, piracy, and all sorts of depraved shiat. It was on their watch that Darth Sidious emerged, the consequence was their own annihilation *after* they lent themselves to lead a slave army.
They were scumbags of the highest order from top to bottom.


I found Anakin Skywalker's Fark account.
 
2022-01-28 3:54:16 AM  
Well, if you're gonna pick one or another fairytale to believe in, might as well be one that has lightsabers in it.
 
2022-01-28 6:19:28 AM  

Bslim: Under the Jedi, the Republic allowed slavery, corruption, piracy, and all sorts of depraved shiat. It was on their watch that Darth Sidious emerged, the consequence was their own annihilation *after* they lent themselves to lead a slave army.
They were scumbags of the highest order from top to bottom.


Yeah, they wouldn't even make Anakin a Jedi Master. That was outrageous, and unfair!
 
2022-01-28 8:27:12 AM  

VaportrailFilms: Herr Flick's Revenge: The Jedi were a massive failure.
Being a Jedi was dependent on having what amounts to a STI.
Why would you want to be one?


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2022-01-28 12:31:09 PM  

Copperbelly watersnake: VaportrailFilms: Herr Flick's Revenge: The Jedi were a massive failure.
Being a Jedi was dependent on having what amounts to a STI.
Why would you want to be one?


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That was just the ren faire version of these:
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