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(MSN)   Texas' AG, who is somehow STILL awaiting trial after his 2015 indictment on felony fraud charges, went on the My Pillow Show and urged viewer to "pressure" the Texas judges who voted "wrong" and stripped him of power to pursue election fraud cases   (msn.com) divider line
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1080 clicks; posted to Politics » on 27 Jan 2022 at 8:55 PM (22 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-01-27 7:08:11 PM  
So, he wants to add more charges to the pile? Because judges never take intimidation and threats badly.

BRILLIANT!
 
vudukungfu [recently expired TotalFark]
2022-01-27 7:56:30 PM  
Why isn't this toad in a box?
 
tnpir
2022-01-27 8:58:04 PM  
Why isn't this worthless lowlife motherf*cker in PMITA prison right now?

And why isn't his b*tch of a wife in there with him?
 
sdd2000
2022-01-27 8:59:12 PM  

vudukungfu: Why isn't this toad in a box?


tnpir: Why isn't this worthless lowlife motherf*cker in PMITA prison right now?

And why isn't his b*tch of a wife in there with him?


Because Texas has the finest justice and the finest court system money can buy and often does?
 
DarnoKonrad
2022-01-27 8:59:33 PM  
Justice for some, miniature American flags for others.
 
powhound
2022-01-27 9:00:06 PM  
This sounds all perfectly fine and normal.

***gasping from smoke inhalation***
 
Majin_Buu [OhFark]
2022-01-27 9:01:38 PM  
Somebody slip a joint in his pocket and tell the cops he may have been trying to pass a counterfeit $20 bill. That should do the trick.
 
KCinPA
2022-01-27 9:06:01 PM  
A vision of the old Home Shopping Network popped into my head with these 2 screaming "for $19.99 you get .....
 
King Something
2022-01-27 9:07:37 PM  

Majin_Buu: Somebody slip a joint in his pocket and tell the cops he may have been trying to pass a counterfeit $20 bill. That should do the trick.


Difficulty: he's white.
 
NathanAllen
2022-01-27 9:09:47 PM  

vudukungfu: Why isn't this toad in a box?


Texas.
 
thatboyoverthere
2022-01-27 9:09:56 PM  

hubiestubert: So, he wants to add more charges to the pile? Because judges never take intimidation and threats badly.

BRILLIANT!


Yes but he's also a rich white republican in texas.
 
HideAndGoFarkYourself
2022-01-27 9:16:15 PM  
Yes, encouraging your supporters to harass judges who ruled against you is definitely something that should happen in a civilized society. I get it's Texas, but they're at least partially civilized.

Also, real big brain stuff here. Nothing like royally pissing off 8 judges you'll have to argue cases in front of for the rest of your career as AG.
 
full8me
2022-01-27 9:44:19 PM  

DarnoKonrad: Justice for some, miniature American flags for others.


You could consider miniature justice, but I doubt you're making two stops.
 
adamatari
2022-01-27 9:47:31 PM  
The wheels of justice only grind slow for powerful people and cops. For everyone else, they get charged in days, tried in months, and put away for years.
 
mikalmd
2022-01-27 10:03:38 PM  
Yeah , Someone should talk to the Texas A G about this guy still walking around for the past 6 + years after being indicted ..
 
Aquapope
2022-01-27 10:11:59 PM  
Shouldn't Walker Texas Ranger be jumping out from behind a bush to roundhouse kick the known felon Ken Paxton in his fetal alcohol face about now?  Oh, wait, that's right, Walker Texas Ranger is also a fascist kook.
 
scanman61
2022-01-27 10:12:54 PM  

HideAndGoFarkYourself: Yes, encouraging your supporters to harass judges who ruled against you is definitely something that should happen in a civilized society. I get it's Texas, but they're at least partially civilized.

Also, real big brain stuff here. Nothing like royally pissing off 8 judges you'll have to argue cases in front of for the rest of your career as AG.


His career as AG is over.  The other Republicans smell blood in the water and they're circling.

The anti-Paxton ads should be hilarious.
 
Jeebus Saves
2022-01-27 10:24:47 PM  
If there's one thing you shouldn't criticize, it's the decision of a judge.  No sane person would ever urge people to pressure judges over a decision they didn't like.  And to call judges out by name?  That's just crazy talk.  Next thing you know, people will start voting judges out of office who make a ruling that they don't agree with.
 
SisterMaryElephant
2022-01-27 10:27:22 PM  
Exactly how far should we go with our judicial intimidation and will Paxton have our back afterwards?

Or will he pull a trump?
 
HypnozombieX
2022-01-27 10:32:38 PM  
He want to be able to prosecute people for voting while a minority. That's basically it.
 
RyansPrivates
2022-01-27 10:49:00 PM  
It's the worst kept secret in Texas that he is as crooked as they come. Since there is an (R) next to his name, so he can get away with it.

/I know someone who has seen some of his finances and they said that he wasn't even trying to hide the illegal things.
 
johnny queso
2022-01-27 11:04:30 PM  
can we say ain't nothing gonna happen in state cases that nothing is happening in or does that still make us eyeores?
 
Mad-n-FL
2022-01-27 11:30:33 PM  

hubiestubert: So, he wants to add more charges to the pile? Because judges never take intimidation and threats badly.

BRILLIANT!


Especially conservative Texas judges.
 
Mad-n-FL
2022-01-27 11:32:43 PM  

Majin_Buu: Somebody slip a joint in his pocket and tell the cops he may have been trying to pass a counterfeit $20 bill. That should do the trick.


Republicans would legalize it for him.
 
Snarky Acronym
2022-01-28 12:02:54 AM  
The gouch eyed SOB should be hung in the Capitol rotunda in Austin as an example.
 
Langdon_777
2022-01-28 12:34:44 AM  
Anything that stands against these traitors, seems to get blamed on George Soros.

Insane.
 
refudiate
2022-01-28 3:37:09 AM  

hubiestubert: So, he wants to add more charges to the pile? Because judges never take intimidation and threats badly.

BRILLIANT!


Needs a meme to perfect this post.

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That'll do.

Somehow, the idea that justice in America was never blind or single-tiered has not sunk in for many, but Paxton is hard at work trying to demonstrate that laws only apply to the little people.
 
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