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2022-01-27 12:47:37 PM  
"Ben was unrelenting and tenacious on the field, and even more so off of it. He was famous for extending plays and never letting adversity in any form get him down. The one thing you could say about him, if you weren't gagged by an NDA, was that he never took no for an answer."
 
2022-01-27 4:07:32 PM  

Wadded Beef: "Ben was unrelenting and tenacious on the field, and even more so off of it. He was famous for extending plays and never letting adversity in any form get him down. The one thing you could say about him, if you weren't gagged by an NDA, was that he never took no for an answer."


I like the following line as well.
At press time, the city had brushed off criticism of the statue by noting that it had recently become a born-again Christian.
 
2022-01-27 5:16:17 PM  
So does this mean Joe Paterno's statue is going back up?
 
2022-01-27 5:21:41 PM  

bluorangefyre: So does this mean Joe Paterno's statue is going back up?


Yes, but only in a boys' locker room.
 
2022-01-27 10:25:17 PM  

FreeLawyer: Wadded Beef: "Ben was unrelenting and tenacious on the field, and even more so off of it. He was famous for extending plays and never letting adversity in any form get him down. The one thing you could say about him, if you weren't gagged by an NDA, was that he never took no for an answer."

I like the following line as well.
At press time, the city had brushed off criticism of the statue by noting that it had recently become a born-again Christian.


AFC north giggles...
Uh, ray Lewis killed a guy. Got off..
Like oj.
 
2022-01-27 10:32:42 PM  

null: bluorangefyre: So does this mean Joe Paterno's statue is going back up?

Yes, but only in a boys' locker room.


Ohio, the state, is more corrupt than anything..
Can't get over a winning team.
 
2022-01-27 10:33:30 PM  
Ray Lewis killed a guy.
 
2022-01-27 10:33:46 PM  
Go ravens?
 
2022-01-27 10:35:06 PM  

null: bluorangefyre: So does this mean Joe Paterno's statue is going back up?

Yes, but only in a boys' locker room.


Ya Pope Benedict and kobe..


Oh.  Too soon
 
2022-01-27 11:11:21 PM  

ProfessorTerguson: FreeLawyer: Wadded Beef: "Ben was unrelenting and tenacious on the field, and even more so off of it. He was famous for extending plays and never letting adversity in any form get him down. The one thing you could say about him, if you weren't gagged by an NDA, was that he never took no for an answer."

I like the following line as well.
At press time, the city had brushed off criticism of the statue by noting that it had recently become a born-again Christian.

AFC north giggles...
Uh, ray Lewis killed a guy. Got off..
Like oj.


Should ty Cobb be in the hof?
He's a bigot, but a ball player.
 
2022-01-28 10:50:27 AM  

ProfessorTerguson: Hey everyone! Look over here! These are all things that indemnify my hero rapist!


Sure they do.
 
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