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(CNBC)   Zuckerbot fails to carpe the diem, or to crypto the currency   (cnbc.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, United States dollar, Currency, Money, project's intellectual property, Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg's ambitious plan, own cryptocurrency, Diem Association  
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792 clicks; posted to Business » on 27 Jan 2022 at 12:00 PM (22 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-27 12:38:19 PM  
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Carpen all them diems
 
2022-01-27 12:48:50 PM  
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2022-01-27 12:53:41 PM  
Currency is going to be cryptoed like it or not.

Technology gonna be technology
 
2022-01-27 12:57:55 PM  
Zuckerturd has paper hands. How will he get to the moon without HODLing all that free money? Meanwhile, Elven Musk has hands so diamond, he's gonna launch a doge to Mars.
 
2022-01-27 12:59:39 PM  

Linux_Yes: Currency is going to be cryptoed like it or not.

Technology gonna be technology


Currency has been digital since porn invented the Internet.
 
2022-01-27 1:15:43 PM  
Botched? Seems like it worked as crypto usually does.
 
2022-01-27 1:23:03 PM  

Phil McKraken: Linux_Yes: Currency is going to be cryptoed like it or not.

Technology gonna be technology

Currency has been digital since porn invented the Internet.


Currency has been "digital" a lot longer than that. Credit cards started (in the U.S.) in the 1950s. Debit cards started sometime in the 1970s, though at least one bank introduced one in 1966, supposedly.
 
2022-01-27 1:49:11 PM  

Phil McKraken: Linux_Yes: Currency is going to be cryptoed like it or not.

Technology gonna be technology

Currency has been digital since porn invented the Internet.


True
But the only way to make it completly secure and trustless is to put it on blockchains
 
2022-01-27 1:51:41 PM  

Phil McKraken: Linux_Yes: Currency is going to be cryptoed like it or not.

Technology gonna be technology

Currency has been digital since porn invented the Internet.


Oh
And decentralized.....which puts bankster panties in a twist big time.  They want the control.
 
2022-01-27 1:55:14 PM  

Linux_Yes: Phil McKraken: Linux_Yes: Currency is going to be cryptoed like it or not.

Technology gonna be technology

Currency has been digital since porn invented the Internet.

Oh
And decentralized.....which puts bankster panties in a twist big time.  They want the control.


Are you invested in Cryptoland?
 
2022-01-27 2:09:25 PM  

Phil McKraken: Linux_Yes: Phil McKraken: Linux_Yes: Currency is going to be cryptoed like it or not.

Technology gonna be technology

Currency has been digital since porn invented the Internet.

Oh
And decentralized.....which puts bankster panties in a twist big time.  They want the control.

Are you invested in Cryptoland?


No
Most of mine is ethereum and xrp.
 
2022-01-27 2:13:43 PM  

Linux_Yes: Phil McKraken: Linux_Yes: Phil McKraken: Linux_Yes: Currency is going to be cryptoed like it or not.

Technology gonna be technology

Currency has been digital since porn invented the Internet.

Oh
And decentralized.....which puts bankster panties in a twist big time.  They want the control.

Are you invested in Cryptoland?

No
Most of mine is ethereum and xrp.


You're picky with your bubbles...
 
2022-01-27 2:37:55 PM  

Linux_Yes: Phil McKraken: Linux_Yes: Phil McKraken: Linux_Yes: Currency is going to be cryptoed like it or not.

Technology gonna be technology

Currency has been digital since porn invented the Internet.

Oh
And decentralized.....which puts bankster panties in a twist big time.  They want the control.

Are you invested in Cryptoland?

No
Most of mine is ethereum and xrp.


Cryptoland is secured with real estate and Lambos. Do you know how many Lambos it takes to buy an Ethereum? Send me an NFT of a horny ape and I'll tell you.
 
2022-01-27 3:23:49 PM  

Linux_Yes: Phil McKraken: Linux_Yes: Currency is going to be cryptoed like it or not.

Technology gonna be technology

Currency has been digital since porn invented the Internet.

Oh
And decentralized.....which puts bankster panties in a twist big time.  They want the control.


Using cryptocurrency to pay for goods and services is so cumbersome, that centralized crypto exchanges were created. They're basically banks for crypto, except stupid. They keep being hacked, or turn out to be exit scams, or both.

Traditional banks will be fine.
 
2022-01-27 3:54:51 PM  
This is the second worst thing to ever happen to Diem: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1963_South_Vietnamese_coup
 
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