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(PetaPixel)   Compare photos of Jonathan the Tortoise, one from today and one from 1886. Bonus: "In spite of his age, Jonathan still has good libido and is seen frequently to mate with Emma and sometimes Fred"   (petapixel.com) divider line
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2022-01-27 9:39:20 AM  
Bisexual Tortoise Thread.
 
2022-01-27 10:26:58 AM  
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2022-01-27 11:27:22 AM  
They were delicious.

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2022-01-27 12:19:46 PM  
Is Fred OK with this?
 
2022-01-27 12:24:23 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: Bisexual Tortoise Thread.


Look, after 190 years you need a little variety in the bedroom. I'm surprised he isn't wearing leather, has mounted Fred who's in a ball gag while he's simultaneously being pegged by Emma whose shell is painted with a rainbow flag.
 
2022-01-27 1:06:50 PM  

Slypork: thatguyoverthere70: Bisexual Tortoise Thread.

Look, after 190 years you need a little variety in the bedroom. I'm surprised he isn't wearing leather, has mounted Fred who's in a ball gag while he's simultaneously being pegged by Emma whose shell is painted with a rainbow flag.


My. When you draw a picture, you certainly do color it in.
 
2022-01-27 1:39:13 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Slypork: thatguyoverthere70: Bisexual Tortoise Thread.

Look, after 190 years you need a little variety in the bedroom. I'm surprised he isn't wearing leather, has mounted Fred who's in a ball gag while he's simultaneously being pegged by Emma whose shell is painted with a rainbow flag.

My. When you draw a picture, you certainly do color it in.


When it comes to expanding sexual horizons Jonathan has tortoise a lot.
 
2022-01-27 1:41:41 PM  

Slypork: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Slypork: thatguyoverthere70: Bisexual Tortoise Thread.

Look, after 190 years you need a little variety in the bedroom. I'm surprised he isn't wearing leather, has mounted Fred who's in a ball gag while he's simultaneously being pegged by Emma whose shell is painted with a rainbow flag.

My. When you draw a picture, you certainly do color it in.

When it comes to expanding sexual horizons Jonathan has tortoise a lot.


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No, seriously- bravo. Tip o' the hat and all that.
 
2022-01-27 2:26:54 PM  
Damn, this guy was born the year the last signer of the Declaration of Independence died. [Charles Carroll of Carrollton] whose house is a couple minutes from me.  Fun Fact: His actual family still lives there so it's not open to public. Double Fun Fact: Only Catholic to sign and probably richest dude.
 
2022-01-27 2:28:02 PM  

Mr Kat: Damn, this guy was born the year the last signer of the Declaration of Independence died. [Charles Carroll of Carrollton] whose house is a couple minutes from me.  Fun Fact: His actual family still lives there so it's not open to public. Double Fun Fact: Only Catholic to sign and probably richest dude.


Triple fun fact: he was farked to death by a giant tortoise.
 
2022-01-27 3:15:58 PM  
Just imagine the things he's seen in all that time: 1850s lawns, 1930s lawns, ...
 
2022-01-27 7:35:01 PM  
and it seems just like yesterday that...the same story was posted.


/just better pics on this one.
 
2022-01-28 9:27:51 AM  
Lol at "and sometimes Fred" Jonathan is a hip tortoise.
 
2022-01-28 7:25:20 PM  
"He turns 190 years old this year, making him the world's oldest tortoise to ever live"
That we know of...
 
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