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2022-01-27 1:14:25 AM  
"The publisher, the printer, who is one of the biggest in the country, I think he said he has eight plants, he said, well we have one problem-we can't get paper, we can't get ink."

The publisher that Trump is apparently referring to, Winning Team Publishing, was co-founded in 2021 by his son, Donald Trump Jr. It calls itself "the nation's premier conservative publishing house."
Our Journey Together is currently the only book listed for sale by the publishing house.


So much fail.
 
2022-01-27 3:02:40 AM  
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2022-01-27 4:11:38 AM  
Lies lies lies, and more lies about his lies.


How many eBooks can you print without paper and leather and glue???

None?


What a pathetic shart he is..
 
2022-01-27 4:16:31 AM  
Somebody beat Trump to the idea of a liar's autobiography nearly 40 years ago (and it's a pretty good read).

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2022-01-27 4:59:58 AM  
Yep, the term supply chain has never been uttered before this past year, numbnuts.
And $75 for a f*cking picture book?
 
2022-01-27 5:26:58 AM  
I just need 11780 books can you find me 11780 books??
 
2022-01-27 5:54:50 AM  

aleister_greynight: "The publisher, the printer, who is one of the biggest in the country, I think he said he has eight plants, he said, well we have one problem-we can't get paper, we can't get ink."

The publisher that Trump is apparently referring to, Winning Team Publishing, was co-founded in 2021 by his son, Donald Trump Jr. It calls itself "the nation's premier conservative publishing house."
Our Journey Together is currently the only book listed for sale by the publishing house.

So much fail.


Oh, so it's a Trump company, which means they don't pay their bills, so no surprise nobody wants to sell paper and ink to them.
 
2022-01-27 5:59:18 AM  

markie_farkie: Lies lies lies, and more lies about his lies.


How many eBooks can you print without paper and leather and glue???

None?


What a pathetic shart he is..


That requires someone to be able to make an eBook for him with sufficiently good DRM and a storefront to sell it from, and while Barron might be good with the cyber, where are they gonna sell the book from and how many nanoseconds until it's cracked, decompiled, and available for free download from everywhere on the net?

Also this assumes his base both are capable of reading anything more than his name and "Make America Great Again" and have sufficient attention spans and money to be able to purchase such a thing as a book.
 
2022-01-27 6:08:04 AM  

Circusdog320: I just need 11780 books can you find me 11780 books??


I'd hope that's how many are thrown at him but I'm not optimistic.
 
2022-01-27 6:14:59 AM  
Ah, we finally found where Trump will be spending the $100 million+ he raised from the rubes for his election challenge legal fund.

Time to buy his own books and then claim he is the most successful author of all time. Pfffffffft, who am I kidding, he will get the RNC to pay from them.
 
2022-01-27 6:26:13 AM  
Fail boat
 
2022-01-27 7:50:20 AM  
Check it out, the cover design and titles have been leaked:

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2022-01-27 7:56:21 AM  

Badafuco: Yep, the term supply chain has never been uttered before this past year, numbnuts.
And $75 for a f*cking picture book?


Yeah, but he only became familiar with the term last year. And if he didn't know about it, people with a lesser business acumen (i.e. everybody on the farking planet) had to be unaware.
 
2022-01-27 8:09:24 AM  
hmmmm... have these supply chain issues impacted all books or just his (I suspect just his).
 
2022-01-27 8:11:21 AM  
I guess "supply chain issues" now include ghost writers that just don't want to end their careers, for any amount of money, putting a fake name on a Trump "book".
 
2022-01-27 8:11:29 AM  
So... a series of adult coloring books?

"Honey, I can't find the Yellow crayon.  These prostitutes aren't going to golden shower themselves!"
 
2022-01-27 8:12:14 AM  
Newsweek has reached out to former President Trump's team for comment.

What's the point?
 
2022-01-27 8:13:56 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: Ah, we finally found where Trump will be spending the $100 million+ he raised from the rubes for his election challenge legal fund.

Time to buy his own books and then claim he is the most successful author of all time. Pfffffffft, who am I kidding, he will get the RNC to pay from them.


That could be the moment McConnell and Co could be looking for.  Don't have the RNC buy all his books. Let the stupid thing linger and get remaindered.   Post a photo of the book with a "50% Off" sticker.

MAGAts and books?  Yew can wear a $29.95 made in Chiner hat.  What kin yew do with a book?  Put it on a book case?  Aint got one of dem.
 
2022-01-27 8:16:03 AM  
RNC gonna need a YUGE place to store all the ones they have to buy.
 
2022-01-27 8:16:39 AM  

aleister_greynight: "The publisher, the printer, who is one of the biggest in the country, I think he said he has eight plants, he said, well we have one problem-we can't get paper, we can't get ink."

The publisher that Trump is apparently referring to, Winning Team Publishing, was co-founded in 2021 by his son, Donald Trump Jr. It calls itself "the nation's premier conservative publishing house."
Our Journey Together is currently the only book listed for sale by the publishing house.

So much fail.


Remember, this is the guy who claimed that people were playing the slot machines so fast at Trump Taj Mahal that they were "overheating".

To borrow a quote from George Carlin, he is "stunningly and embarrassingly full of shiat."
 
2022-01-27 8:19:42 AM  
Will they come with crayons or do you have to buy them separately?

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2022-01-27 8:20:08 AM  

null: aleister_greynight: "The publisher, the printer, who is one of the biggest in the country, I think he said he has eight plants, he said, well we have one problem-we can't get paper, we can't get ink."

The publisher that Trump is apparently referring to, Winning Team Publishing, was co-founded in 2021 by his son, Donald Trump Jr. It calls itself "the nation's premier conservative publishing house."
Our Journey Together is currently the only book listed for sale by the publishing house.

So much fail.

Oh, so it's a Trump company, which means they don't pay their bills, so no surprise nobody wants to sell paper and ink to them.


SOMEONE needs to publish this! The sooner we get him on paper lying in a publication at least authorized by him, the sooner Congress and the courts can use it against him.
 
2022-01-27 8:22:41 AM  

fishmeal: hmmmm... have these supply chain issues impacted all books or just his (I suspect just his).


I've had no problems getting books. And haven't seen significant price changes. (Most of them are 15-20 bucks.)
 
2022-01-27 8:23:05 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Officer Barrelroll: Ah, we finally found where Trump will be spending the $100 million+ he raised from the rubes for his election challenge legal fund.

Time to buy his own books and then claim he is the most successful author of all time. Pfffffffft, who am I kidding, he will get the RNC to pay from them.

That could be the moment McConnell and Co could be looking for.  Don't have the RNC buy all his books. Let the stupid thing linger and get remaindered.   Post a photo of the book with a "50% Off" sticker.

MAGAts and books?  Yew can wear a $29.95 made in Chiner hat.  What kin yew do with a book?  Put it on a book case?  Aint got one of dem.


You have a wobbly table, don't you?
 
2022-01-27 8:27:13 AM  

aleister_greynight: "The publisher, the printer, who is one of the biggest in the country, I think he said he has eight plants, he said, well we have one problem-we can't get paper, we can't get ink."

The publisher that Trump is apparently referring to, Winning Team Publishing, was co-founded in 2021 by his son, Donald Trump Jr. It calls itself "the nation's premier conservative publishing house."
Our Journey Together is currently the only book listed for sale by the publishing house.

So much fail.


I honestly could see a publisher/printer founded by Don and Junior not having the ink or paper to print their only book. That type of generational incompetence is quite special.
 
2022-01-27 8:27:26 AM  
I am surprised he isn't just doing an audio book, just let him in a studio, turn on the mic and just let him riff for hours and hours on his favorite subject, himself.  I have known and worked for a few people like Trump and they are so goddamn boring just like him and they will go on about their life like it is the most fascinating thing ever.
 
2022-01-27 8:27:53 AM  
I'm kind of glad that the TFG hasn't discovered Google Playstore or the iPhone marketplace.  Imagine the rubes you could fleece with a Kardashian-esque app where TFG tells you how to politics and be the big dawg of politics for $5.99 a month plus in store purchases.

TFG:  Have you protested a school board meeting yet?  Those guys can't leave until they heard everything you have to say about CRT, school lunches (which were great and filling under my command, by the way - kids loved them) and mask mandates.   Always close with the mask mandates!

TFG:  Take a photo of yourself.  You look like a good American, Ahmed al-Terrorist, would you like to buy a MAGA hat for your photo?  Only $9.99.  ( )yes  ( )no.    How about a sooper cool Trump Flag background?  Only $15.99 ( )yes ( )no

This app has been deleted from your phone
This phone has been deleted from the network
 
2022-01-27 8:28:06 AM  
I would love to read excerpts from any book he wrote himself, without editor. My four year old niece would probably have no problem reading it. Understanding it would be another thing. Nobody would understand it.
 
2022-01-27 8:29:06 AM  
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2022-01-27 8:29:28 AM  
Funny thing is, Trump's greed and vanity battled it out-- should he jack up the price, or go for big sales numbers he can brag about? Greed won. $75+ for that book? GTFO. And now he's whining that supply chain problems are keeping his numbers down? Cry moar.
 
2022-01-27 8:30:07 AM  

groppet: I am surprised he isn't just doing an audio book, just let him in a studio, turn on the mic and just let him riff for hours and hours on his favorite subject, himself.  I have known and worked for a few people like Trump and they are so goddamn boring just like him and they will go on about their life like it is the most fascinating thing ever.


You know it is coming, just a matter of time. Anything to fleece the masses.
 
2022-01-27 8:30:57 AM  
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2022-01-27 8:33:32 AM  
My Struggle might be an apt title?
 
2022-01-27 8:35:30 AM  

Badafuco: Yep, the term supply chain has never been uttered before this past year, numbnuts.
And $75 for a f*cking picture book?


UPS had a whole series of commercials about their logistics, and how it helps the supply chain...in 2010
 
2022-01-27 8:41:16 AM  
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$160.00 for a coffee-table picture book.  And his minions will eat it up (assuming the RNC and/or Trump himself doesn't just buy them all out.)
 
2022-01-27 8:44:28 AM  
FTA:"The books have not begun to ship, but the former president's website is advertising a February delivery for current orders."

Translation:"It'll ship in two weeks."
 
2022-01-27 8:47:35 AM  
"supply chain issues" = any libel insurance we try to purchase is responded to with a "are you farking kidding us?"
 
2022-01-27 8:48:54 AM  

Nah'mean: Badafuco: Yep, the term supply chain has never been uttered before this past year, numbnuts.
And $75 for a f*cking picture book?

Yeah, but he only became familiar with the term last year. And if he didn't know about it, people with a lesser business acumen (i.e. everybody on the farking planet) had to be unaware.


and now many people are saying, many people!

lawled at the bit where he called it "automatic" yeah like the invisible christmas welves were doing all the work but now the commie bastards are all on strike.

/truly a great businessman
//those hippie pinko commie bastards
///*shakes tiny fist*
 
2022-01-27 8:49:16 AM  

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$160.00 for a coffee-table picture book.  And his minions will eat it up (assuming the RNC and/or Trump himself doesn't just buy them all out.)


Someone needs to fix that cover with either the umbrella fail pic or the toilet paper on his shoe pic.

Or (and/or) publish a competing coffee table book with glossy photos of trump being a greasy loser.

This Effin' Guy: The trump Years and Years and Years
 
2022-01-27 8:50:06 AM  

Great_Milenko: aleister_greynight: "The publisher, the printer, who is one of the biggest in the country, I think he said he has eight plants, he said, well we have one problem-we can't get paper, we can't get ink."

The publisher that Trump is apparently referring to, Winning Team Publishing, was co-founded in 2021 by his son, Donald Trump Jr. It calls itself "the nation's premier conservative publishing house."
Our Journey Together is currently the only book listed for sale by the publishing house.

So much fail.

Remember, this is the guy who claimed that people were playing the slot machines so fast at Trump Taj Mahal that they were "overheating".

To borrow a quote from George Carlin, he is "stunningly and embarrassingly full of shiat."


[kumail nanjiani dot tweet]
 
2022-01-27 8:50:56 AM  
"As the greatest billionaire cowboy astronaut to ever conquer wall street, I gloriously rescued the United States from imminent collapse at the urging of its desperate and confused citizens.   I didn't want to run for president, but too many people told me that I had to run and it was my honda civic duty"
 
2022-01-27 8:50:58 AM  

WrongTrousers: FTA:"The books have not begun to ship, but the former president's website is advertising a February delivery for current orders."

Translation:"It'll ship in two weeks."


The publisher should tell Trump the book will ship in several Scaramuccis, see if he repeats it.
 
2022-01-27 8:53:12 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Officer Barrelroll: Ah, we finally found where Trump will be spending the $100 million+ he raised from the rubes for his election challenge legal fund.

Time to buy his own books and then claim he is the most successful author of all time. Pfffffffft, who am I kidding, he will get the RNC to pay from them.

That could be the moment McConnell and Co could be looking for.  Don't have the RNC buy all his books. Let the stupid thing linger and get remaindered.   Post a photo of the book with a "50% Off" sticker.

MAGAts and books?  Yew can wear a $29.95 made in Chiner hat.  What kin yew do with a book?  Put it on a book case?  Aint got one of dem.


Eh, Trump has managed to get the RNC to pay his legal bills for the illegal stuff he did as a private businessman before he was even president.

Maybe "managed" to get them to do it is the wrong word. I'm going with that Trump is blackmailing the RNC to force them to pay his bills.
 
2022-01-27 8:54:28 AM  

Icarus_Rising: (assuming the RNC and/or Trump himself doesn't just buy them all out.)


That is pretty much the thought I had seeing this - how many boxes of these lining walls of RNC HQ offices around the country and их родная страна will it take to get it on the bestseller list?
 
2022-01-27 8:57:58 AM  
So, a pivot from being ratioed on Twitter with more comments than likes or shares, to being ratioed on books where more MAGAts buy the books than ever read them?
 
2022-01-27 9:00:11 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: Harry Freakstorm: Officer Barrelroll: Ah, we finally found where Trump will be spending the $100 million+ he raised from the rubes for his election challenge legal fund.

Time to buy his own books and then claim he is the most successful author of all time. Pfffffffft, who am I kidding, he will get the RNC to pay from them.

That could be the moment McConnell and Co could be looking for.  Don't have the RNC buy all his books. Let the stupid thing linger and get remaindered.   Post a photo of the book with a "50% Off" sticker.

MAGAts and books?  Yew can wear a $29.95 made in Chiner hat.  What kin yew do with a book?  Put it on a book case?  Aint got one of dem.

Eh, Trump has managed to get the RNC to pay his legal bills for the illegal stuff he did as a private businessman before he was even president.

Maybe "managed" to get them to do it is the wrong word. I'm going with that Trump is blackmailing the RNC to force them to pay his bills.


That was Roy Cohn's final, most essential command: when criming and grifting catches up to you, get somebody else to pay your legal bills.
 
2022-01-27 9:00:58 AM  

WrongTrousers: FTA:"The books have not begun to ship, but the former president's website is advertising a February delivery for current orders."

Translation:"It'll ship in two weeks."


It will launch the same time his social media site does.
 
2022-01-27 9:03:37 AM  

Aussie_As: Somebody beat Trump to the idea of a liar's autobiography nearly 40 years ago (and it's a pretty good read).

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Just watch out for paper cuts on your didgeridoo.
 
2022-01-27 9:04:07 AM  

aleister_greynight: "The publisher, the printer, who is one of the biggest in the country, I think he said he has eight plants, he said, well we have one problem-we can't get paper, we can't get ink."

The publisher that Trump is apparently referring to, Winning Team Publishing, was co-founded in 2021 by his son, Donald Trump Jr. It calls itself "the nation's premier conservative publishing house."
Our Journey Together is currently the only book listed for sale by the publishing house.

So much fail.


No publisher has a fact-check/editorial team that large.

Noooobody will touch that s*** after the Washington Post publically documented 30,000 actual lies over the 4 years of his presidency  -- and there's been alot more since then.

A publishing house has a reputation - legit trust equity - with a tabgible valye in the marketplace, ffs.
 
2022-01-27 9:04:28 AM  

tdyak: "As the greatest billionaire cowboy astronaut to ever conquer wall street, I gloriously rescued the United States from imminent collapse at the urging of its desperate and confused citizens.   I didn't want to run for president, but too many people told me that I had to run and it was my honda civic duty"


and then the biggest strongest warfighter in the room, truly a bigly yuge man, but not as tall as me, came up to me with tears in his eyes, this man who never cried a day in his life, came up to me and said, "sir! sir, how do you know so much about supply chain issues? even the economists didn't know about it until you told them, and now they all needwant to know how you got so much better at economy-ing than them!"

/many people are saying, yadda yadda
 
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