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2022-01-27 3:44:22 AM  
We are truly in sick times if kids who weren't even around when it originally happened see Columbine as something to emulate.
 
2022-01-27 3:51:29 AM  
"Teen says angry 'edgy' thing out of anger. Didn't really mean it.
More news at 11."
 
2022-01-27 4:05:16 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: We are truly in sick times if kids who weren't even around when it originally happened see Columbine as something to emulate.


Adults wo weren't around when he originally lived still see Hitler as someone to emulate, so yeah.
 
2022-01-27 4:06:27 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: We are truly in sick times if kids who weren't even around when it originally happened see Columbine as something to emulate.


Fortunately it was a really low-energy remake much like the 3 current geopolitical revivals of property disputes from 1950 and last year's community theater tribute to the French Revolution.
 
2022-01-27 4:17:06 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: We are truly in sick times if kids who weren't even around when it originally happened see Columbine as something to emulate.


"You don't understand, eh. Those kids were bullied(They weren't) by the popular hosers and were justified(wrong again) in hitting back at the system(innocent classmates) and made a positive (negative)  impact on society. "
-Canadian Psycho

I can definitely see someone in the modern age falling into that borthole of misinformation, though.

A good rule of thumb is if you are planning on killing a bunch of people, it's an evil plan.
 
2022-01-27 5:56:52 AM  

leeksfromchichis: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: We are truly in sick times if kids who weren't even around when it originally happened see Columbine as something to emulate.

"You don't understand, eh. Those kids were bullied(They weren't) by the popular hosers and were justified(wrong again) in hitting back at the system(innocent classmates) and made a positive (negative)  impact on society. "
-Canadian Psycho

I can definitely see someone in the modern age falling into that borthole of misinformation, though.

A good rule of thumb is if you are planning on killing a bunch of people, it's an evil plan.


Bad news there for General Eisenhower.
 
2022-01-27 6:40:10 AM  
At this point, it would have been Columbine 1008.56.3
 
2022-01-27 6:55:20 AM  
What was he going to use?  Bowling balls?
 
2022-01-27 7:16:07 AM  
This is a ad for HBO max  The Fallout.
/ I'm kidding, but it did just come out this morning.
 
2022-01-27 7:29:17 AM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: We are truly in sick times if kids who weren't even around when it originally happened see Columbine as something to emulate.


Obviously we need to ban Basket Ball Diaries again, that solved things after Columbine.
 
2022-01-27 7:44:20 AM  
Here in Canada, you end up in a mantal health faciliy for waving your fist, or saying "Darn iit"
 
2022-01-27 7:45:19 AM  
Again, the Canadian/Upper-Mid "sorry" doesn't mean what you think it does.

It's a way of expressing sympathy, but not a claim of wrong doing.

Common use: I'm sorry (you're an idiot) not I'm sorry (I wronged you.)
 
2022-01-27 7:45:19 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Here in Canada, you end up in a mantal health faciliy for waving your fist, or saying "Darn iit"


language!
 
2022-01-27 8:21:04 AM  

wickedragon: Pointy Tail of Satan: Here in Canada, you end up in a mantal health faciliy for waving your fist, or saying "Darn iit"

language!


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2022-01-27 8:40:40 AM  
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2022-01-27 8:54:07 AM  
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2022-01-27 9:40:13 AM  
"Columbine 2.0 thwarted, but since it happened in Canada, no weapons were found and everyone involved is soory."

FTFY subby.
 
2022-01-27 9:51:50 AM  
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Evil!
 
2022-01-27 10:51:14 AM  

GalFisk: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: We are truly in sick times if kids who weren't even around when it originally happened see Columbine as something to emulate.

Adults wo weren't around when he originally lived still see Hitler as someone to emulate, so yeah.



The more I learn about Hitler, the more I don't care for him.

RIP Norm

Norm Macdonald on Hitler
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2022-01-27 11:43:15 AM  

NathanAllen: Again, the Canadian/Upper-Mid "sorry" doesn't mean what you think it does.

It's a way of expressing sympathy, but not a claim of wrong doing.

Common use: I'm sorry (you're an idiot) not I'm sorry (I wronged you.)


The most common 'sorry' is actually more like, "it's unfortunate that happened, let's acknowledge that and move on without assigning blame and fighting about it, have a nice day".
 
2022-01-27 1:50:15 PM  

NathanAllen: Again, the Canadian/Upper-Mid "sorry" doesn't mean what you think it does.

It's a way of expressing sympathy, but not a claim of wrong doing.

Common use: I'm sorry (you're an idiot) not I'm sorry (I wronged you.)


If there is a misunderstanding here, it's very understandable. In the rest of the English speaking world, "sorry" is an apology as it's primary usage. Judges have ruled that the word "sorry" is a way of accepting liability.
 
2022-01-27 2:44:44 PM  

Two16: "Columbine 2.0 thwarted, but since it happened in Canada, no weapons were found and everyone involved is soory."

FTFY subby.


Thanks

/Subby
 
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