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(Daily Mail)   Virginia woman, 45, who is 'obsessed' with Tim Apple, is hit with restraining order after she drove her Porsche, while possibly armed, to Palo Alto to look for him. Russ Hanneman wanted for questioning   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2022-01-26 11:07:36 PM  
I wonder if she has posted in our iHater Circle Jerk threads. Seems like her crowd.
 
2022-01-27 5:16:58 AM  
And this is her restrained side.
 
2022-01-27 5:26:52 AM  
I want to make fun of her or question why a man of Tim's means can't just disappear people like this, but really I hope she gets the help she needs.

Ok, but seriously, Tim?  You're the billionaire CEO of Apple and the restraining order is only for 200 feet?  Don't you guys have space ships now?  Can't you track her phone and alert the cops if she googles you?
 
2022-01-27 6:44:56 AM  
Was she wearing a diaper?
 
2022-01-27 7:11:15 AM  

foo monkey: I want to make fun of her or question why a man of Tim's means can't just disappear people like this, but really I hope she gets the help she needs.

Ok, but seriously, Tim?  You're the billionaire CEO of Apple and the restraining order is only for 200 feet?


If she holds the restraining order wrong, it's only three inches.
 
2022-01-27 7:36:32 AM  
Insane, Asian mother?  I think I found my future wife.
 
2022-01-27 7:50:55 AM  
She's an early version of an iHuman

Tim Apple does not believe his experiments AI constitute real life so he does not claim the children or recognize her complaints as legitimate.
 
2022-01-27 8:11:34 AM  
A Porsche in Palo Alto? At least she went incognito.
 
2022-01-27 8:25:16 AM  

omg bbq: Was she wearing a diaper?


Asking for a friend?
 
2022-01-27 8:45:47 AM  
Repeat
 
2022-01-27 10:32:03 AM  

Nick Nostril: omg bbq: Was she wearing a diaper?

Asking for a friend?


Asking for a former astronaut.
 
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