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4089 clicks; posted to Politics » on 27 Jan 2022 at 12:17 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-27 12:03:21 AM  
Well the judge certainly seems to think so. He's giving Stewie plenty more time party down with his celly.
 
2022-01-27 12:20:18 AM  
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2022-01-27 12:26:40 AM  
"We aren't getting through this without a civil war. Too late for that. Prepare your mind, body, spirit."

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2022-01-27 12:27:00 AM  
But your honor....
Warren Zevon - Excitable Boy - 10/1/1982 - Capitol Theatre (Official)
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2022-01-27 12:27:24 AM  
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2022-01-27 12:28:26 AM  
Make sure to remind him that his tax dollars are paying for his room and board.
 
2022-01-27 12:31:51 AM  
He is also said to have purchased almost $40,000 worth of firearms and weapons equipment in the lead-up to and aftermath of the Capitol riot.

Follow the money.

Where, I wonder, does the trail go?
 
2022-01-27 12:32:41 AM  
"We know that the prosecutors know that what they claim is totally false. We have the documents. We have the videos. The prosecutors know that we know that they know that their narrative is a John Grisham novel, totally false. I wish US Attorney Matthew Graves luck in finding a literary agent for this work of fiction"

Definitely the kind of decorum I'd expect out of a defense attorney in a federal courtroom. Maybe it is normal, but I feel like federal judges probably frown on sarcastic attacks against federal lawyers in lieu of, you know, substantive arguments.
 
2022-01-27 12:34:54 AM  

Archie Goodwin: He is also said to have purchased almost $40,000 worth of firearms and weapons equipment in the lead-up to and aftermath of the Capitol riot.

Follow the money.

Where, I wonder, does the trail go?


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I'm just asking questions
 
2022-01-27 12:36:23 AM  
the only good thing about him is that he spent a bunch of the donation money sent in by fellow trump dumpsters on personal stuff.  i hope every one of them loses all of their money.
 
2022-01-27 12:40:17 AM  
Every single person that crossed the threshold into the Capitol Building should be charged with the same; seditious conspiracy.
 
2022-01-27 12:54:39 AM  

C18H27NO3: Every single person that crossed the threshold into the Capitol Building should be charged with the same; seditious conspiracy.


100%. Convict them all and deal with concerns of degree in sentencing.
 
2022-01-27 12:56:43 AM  
Said this before:

A fark buddy of mine spent a few years in Ireland before we met.  She will occasionally call me "lad" in the bedroom, and to be honest, I kind of like it.

Also:

She says "c*nt" frequently, and it's amusing to see guys at various bars turn their heads when she says it.
 
2022-01-27 1:02:02 AM  

Archie Goodwin: He is also said to have purchased almost $40,000 worth of firearms and weapons equipment in the lead-up to and aftermath of the Capitol riot.

Follow the money.

Where, I wonder, does the trail go?


Surely it's gotta be Antifa and BLM

/no?
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2022-01-27 1:03:44 AM  
I hope they put those guns and ammo in a shredder and showed him the video.
 
2022-01-27 1:04:27 AM  
"We know that the prosecutors know that what they claim is totally false. We have the documents. We have the videos. The prosecutors know that we know that they know that their narrative is a John Grisham novel, totally false. I wish US Attorney Matthew Graves luck in finding a literary agent for this work of fiction"

The insurrectionist leader is an overweight white guy with an unearned sense of entitlement.

Quelle surprise.
 
2022-01-27 1:07:37 AM  

Ragin' Asian: "We know that the prosecutors know that what they claim is totally false. We have the documents. We have the videos. The prosecutors know that we know that they know that their narrative is a John Grisham novel, totally false. I wish US Attorney Matthew Graves luck in finding a literary agent for this work of fiction"

The insurrectionist leader is an overweight white guy with an unearned sense of entitlement.

Quelle surprise.


Well, you CLAIM that you know that the prosecutors know that what they claim is totally false.
 
2022-01-27 1:08:11 AM  

The_Sponge: Said this before:

A fark buddy of mine spent a few years in Ireland before we met.  She will occasionally call me "lad" in the bedroom, and to be honest, I kind of like it.

Also:

She says "c*nt" frequently, and it's amusing to see guys at various bars turn their heads when she says it.


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2022-01-27 1:10:58 AM  

monsatano: The_Sponge: Said this before:

A fark buddy of mine spent a few years in Ireland before we met.  She will occasionally call me "lad" in the bedroom, and to be honest, I kind of like it.

Also:

She says "c*nt" frequently, and it's amusing to see guys at various bars turn their heads when she says it.

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I shiat you not.
 
2022-01-27 1:14:47 AM  

The_Sponge: monsatano: The_Sponge: Said this before:

A fark buddy of mine spent a few years in Ireland before we met.  She will occasionally call me "lad" in the bedroom, and to be honest, I kind of like it.

Also:

She says "c*nt" frequently, and it's amusing to see guys at various bars turn their heads when she says it.

[c.tenor.com image 220x176]

I shiat you not.


We know that you know that the prosecutors know that what you claim is totally false.
 
2022-01-27 1:17:39 AM  

Ragin' Asian: "We know that the prosecutors know that what they claim is totally false. We have the documents. We have the videos. The prosecutors know that we know that they know that their narrative is a John Grisham novel, totally false. I wish US Attorney Matthew Graves luck in finding a literary agent for this work of fiction"

The insurrectionist leader is an overweight white guy with an unearned sense of entitlement.

Quelle surprise.


Yes you say you know but now we know that you know that we know that you previously knew something we now know but in the past tense.  I rest my case ladies and gentlemen of the academy your honor I quit.  Good day.
 
2022-01-27 1:17:49 AM  

Eddie Barzoom: The_Sponge: monsatano: The_Sponge: Said this before:

A fark buddy of mine spent a few years in Ireland before we met.  She will occasionally call me "lad" in the bedroom, and to be honest, I kind of like it.

Also:

She says "c*nt" frequently, and it's amusing to see guys at various bars turn their heads when she says it.

[c.tenor.com image 220x176]

I shiat you not.

We know that you know that the prosecutors know that what you claim is totally false.


Well, thankfully....I doubt that my sex life will be part of a legal proceeding.
 
2022-01-27 1:22:52 AM  

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The last gig I played before the shutdown was with Johnny Vatos.
 
2022-01-27 1:33:56 AM  

The_Sponge: Eddie Barzoom: The_Sponge: monsatano: The_Sponge: Said this before:

A fark buddy of mine spent a few years in Ireland before we met.  She will occasionally call me "lad" in the bedroom, and to be honest, I kind of like it.

Also:

She says "c*nt" frequently, and it's amusing to see guys at various bars turn their heads when she says it.

[c.tenor.com image 220x176]

I shiat you not.

We know that you know that the prosecutors know that what you claim is totally false.

Well, thankfully....I doubt that my sex life will be part of a legal proceeding.


Ok, Matt
 
2022-01-27 1:35:23 AM  

monsatano: The_Sponge: Eddie Barzoom: The_Sponge: monsatano: The_Sponge: Said this before:

A fark buddy of mine spent a few years in Ireland before we met.  She will occasionally call me "lad" in the bedroom, and to be honest, I kind of like it.

Also:

She says "c*nt" frequently, and it's amusing to see guys at various bars turn their heads when she says it.

[c.tenor.com image 220x176]

I shiat you not.

We know that you know that the prosecutors know that what you claim is totally false.

Well, thankfully....I doubt that my sex life will be part of a legal proceeding.

Ok, Matt


Okay, pal...I'm into adult women.
 
2022-01-27 1:40:24 AM  

The_Sponge: monsatano: The_Sponge: Eddie Barzoom: The_Sponge: monsatano: The_Sponge: Said this before:

A fark buddy of mine spent a few years in Ireland before we met.  She will occasionally call me "lad" in the bedroom, and to be honest, I kind of like it.

Also:

She says "c*nt" frequently, and it's amusing to see guys at various bars turn their heads when she says it.

[c.tenor.com image 220x176]

I shiat you not.

We know that you know that the prosecutors know that what you claim is totally false.

Well, thankfully....I doubt that my sex life will be part of a legal proceeding.

Ok, Matt

Okay, pal...I'm into adult women.


Stop acting like him and maybe we'll believe you.
 
2022-01-27 1:42:19 AM  

monsatano: The_Sponge: monsatano: The_Sponge: Eddie Barzoom: The_Sponge: monsatano: The_Sponge: Said this before:

A fark buddy of mine spent a few years in Ireland before we met.  She will occasionally call me "lad" in the bedroom, and to be honest, I kind of like it.

Also:

She says "c*nt" frequently, and it's amusing to see guys at various bars turn their heads when she says it.

[c.tenor.com image 220x176]

I shiat you not.

We know that you know that the prosecutors know that what you claim is totally false.

Well, thankfully....I doubt that my sex life will be part of a legal proceeding.

Ok, Matt

Okay, pal...I'm into adult women.

Stop acting like him and maybe we'll believe you.


Okay...I'll bite:

How have I acted like him?
 
2022-01-27 3:06:27 AM  
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2022-01-27 6:32:53 AM  
Article left out the craziest stuff:

Rhodes' estranged wife likewise got involved in the detention proceedings. According to the court filing, Tasha Adams, who lives in Montana and who now has custody of her six kids with Rhodes, volunteered the information that he had dug escape tunnels in their backyard in Kalispell, Montana, stashed unregistered cars in nearby woods, and encircled their property with hundreds of dollars of razor wire "in case the feds ever came to his door."

Adams also said her husband would often entice their children into "martial arts practice" as a pretext to hit them, though he would always claim the contact was accidental. Once, she said, Rhodes choked their daughter and didn't stop until their adult son forced the two apart. She said she was afraid what would happen to the children if Rhodes were released.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/oathkeepers-founder-stewart-rhodes-denied-bail-before-seditious-conspiracy-capitol-riot-trial
 
2022-01-27 8:15:37 AM  

Archie Goodwin: He is also said to have purchased almost $40,000 worth of firearms and weapons equipment in the lead-up to and aftermath of the Capitol riot.

Follow the money.

Where, I wonder, does the trail go?


Also eCoNoMiC aNxIeTy
 
2022-01-27 9:15:58 AM  
I would prefer we focus (no pun intended) on the fact that he's a traitorous f$cking asshole and not the fact that he is missing an eye.
 
2022-01-27 9:59:05 AM  

The_Sponge: Eddie Barzoom: The_Sponge: monsatano: The_Sponge: Said this before:

A fark buddy of mine spent a few years in Ireland before we met.  She will occasionally call me "lad" in the bedroom, and to be honest, I kind of like it.

Also:

She says "c*nt" frequently, and it's amusing to see guys at various bars turn their heads when she says it.

[c.tenor.com image 220x176]

I shiat you not.

We know that you know that the prosecutors know that what you claim is totally false.

Well, thankfully....I doubt that my sex life will be part of a legal proceeding.


I'm not even sure why it's part of this thread. I mean, glad you enjoy her and thanks for sharing, but is there some relevance I'm missing?
 
2022-01-27 10:57:30 AM  

The_Sponge: Eddie Barzoom: The_Sponge: monsatano: The_Sponge: Said this before:

A fark buddy of mine spent a few years in Ireland before we met.  She will occasionally call me "lad" in the bedroom, and to be honest, I kind of like it.

Also:

She says "c*nt" frequently, and it's amusing to see guys at various bars turn their heads when she says it.

[c.tenor.com image 220x176]

I shiat you not.

We know that you know that the prosecutors know that what you claim is totally false.

Well, thankfully....I doubt that my sex life will be part of a legal proceeding.


Well, well. Now we know you aren't Ex-Prince Andrew!
 
2022-01-27 1:34:07 PM  

C18H27NO3: Every single person that crossed the threshold into the Capitol Building should be charged with the same; seditious conspiracy.


The ones outside were part of it as well. Everyone there was there to try to steal an election for a narcissistic sociopath who couldn't accept his loss, which in Republican-speak they call "stopping the steal."
 
2022-01-28 1:01:21 PM  

Archie Goodwin: He is also said to have purchased almost $40,000 worth of firearms and weapons equipment in the lead-up to and aftermath of the Capitol riot.

Follow the money.

Where, I wonder, does the trail go?


Wut, don't find protect you? Why is he in jail?
 
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