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(EuroNews)   As it turns out, hundreds of Catalonian women did not weigh the same as a duck   (euronews.com) divider line
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2022-01-27 12:41:54 AM  
Well, we did do the nose.

And the hat.
 
2022-01-27 12:45:31 AM  
And of course 6 of 'em voted against it.  'Cause no matter WHAT it is, there are always a few assholes that can justify literally anything at all if it irritates their enemies - don't even matter what or how bad - as long as they feel they can get away with it it's fair game
 
2022-01-27 12:46:25 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: And of course 6 of 'em voted against it.  'Cause no matter WHAT it is, there are always a few assholes that can justify literally anything at all if it irritates their enemies - don't even matter what or how bad - as long as they feel they can get away with it it's fair game


Fact check Cosmonaut - hello?  Make that 14 of 'em - 6 were the abstainers.  So 20 assholes all told
 
2022-01-27 12:47:09 AM  
"Should we have not burned them, then ?"
No
"Oh, but I'm sure one had a big wart on her nose..."
No
"So it's a bit late now........ what do you think we should do about it then ?"
Name a few streets after them
"Oh, ok, we can do that ?. All good."
 
2022-01-27 12:49:22 AM  
All I know is I'm supposed to watch this one again.  And pay attention this time.

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2022-01-27 12:49:29 AM  
Maybe that's the origin of the question about a duck the size of a horse.
 
2022-01-27 12:51:25 AM  
Whew! Just in time.
 
2022-01-27 12:51:50 AM  
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2022-01-27 12:52:50 AM  
Yes, we should pardon the Catalan women. I will start with Judit...

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2022-01-27 12:53:25 AM  
Depends on the duck.

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2022-01-27 1:00:41 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: And of course 6 of 'em voted against it.  'Cause no matter WHAT it is, there are always a few assholes that can justify literally anything at all if it irritates their enemies - don't even matter what or how bad - as long as they feel they can get away with it it's fair game

Fact check Cosmonaut - hello?  Make that 14 of 'em - 6 were the abstainers.  So 20 assholes all told


Likely they were worried voting yes would make the Catholic Church look bad, failing to realizing voting no makes the Catholic Church look even worse.
 
2022-01-27 1:06:46 AM  

winedrinkingman: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: And of course 6 of 'em voted against it.  'Cause no matter WHAT it is, there are always a few assholes that can justify literally anything at all if it irritates their enemies - don't even matter what or how bad - as long as they feel they can get away with it it's fair game

Fact check Cosmonaut - hello?  Make that 14 of 'em - 6 were the abstainers.  So 20 assholes all told

Likely they were worried voting yes would make the Catholic Church look bad, failing to realizing voting no makes the Catholic Church look even worse.


Naw, since John Paul they've been all over the contrition on the Inquisition and related assholery.  Far enough in the past it was safe to admit to without stirring up a lot of controversy.  Maybe during Darth Bendict's papacy you might have gotten a raised eyebrow, but even then that's about it.  Give them 400 more years and they might apologize for the shiat that's happened since, too.  Maybe.
 
2022-01-27 1:19:40 AM  
So my money is on the six voting against were turned into newts and never got better.
 
2022-01-27 1:28:11 AM  
But did they dance around fires without their knickers on?
 
2022-01-27 1:29:46 AM  
Well I'm sure all of these women who were persecuted, tortured, and executed in horrific, barbaric, and vile ways will be just so happy that they've been pardoned. Now they have a chance to get off of Satan's lap and go have fun with the very same people that burned them at the goddamn stake.

Didn't the Catholic Church burn someone else at the stake for some weird ass political reason, and then made her a Saint when there was a different Pope. Joanne from the park, or something like that? Joanie the Architect? Jenny from the block? I can't remember it right now, but I'm sure it's not important.
 
2022-01-27 1:57:52 AM  
There are still millions of people who think "witchcraft" is a real thing that actually works.
Some are witches and some are anti-witches but they all think it's real.
 
2022-01-27 2:51:32 AM  

Begoggle: There are still millions of people who think "witchcraft" is a real thing that actually works.
Some are witches and some are anti-witches but they all think it's real.


LOL wait until you hear about mainstream religion!
 
2022-01-27 3:29:52 AM  

Begoggle: There are still millions of people who think "witchcraft" is a real thing that actually works.
Some are witches and some are anti-witches but they all think it's real.


My ex-girlfriend was a self proclaimed witch. But she got better.
 
2022-01-27 7:23:36 AM  
Better late than never. I guess.
 
2022-01-27 8:11:40 AM  
Why a duck? Why a no chicken?
 
2022-01-27 8:26:53 AM  
I bet one or two of them were actual witches.
 
2022-01-27 8:50:52 AM  

Katerchen: But did they dance around fires without their knickers on?


Go on...
 
2022-01-27 8:52:09 AM  
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2022-01-27 8:53:01 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Why a duck? Why a no chicken?


You can burn witches because they are made of wood.  Wood floats on water.  Ducks also float on water, so if a woman weighs the same as a duck, she's a witch.  It's just science!
 
2022-01-27 9:09:52 AM  
I'm sure they're all very relieved to hear this.
 
2022-01-27 9:12:15 AM  
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Inconsolable.
 
2022-01-27 9:18:11 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Why a duck? Why a no chicken?


It got across the road before they could grab it.
 
2022-01-27 9:48:37 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: winedrinkingman: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: And of course 6 of 'em voted against it.  'Cause no matter WHAT it is, there are always a few assholes that can justify literally anything at all if it irritates their enemies - don't even matter what or how bad - as long as they feel they can get away with it it's fair game

Fact check Cosmonaut - hello?  Make that 14 of 'em - 6 were the abstainers.  So 20 assholes all told

Likely they were worried voting yes would make the Catholic Church look bad, failing to realizing voting no makes the Catholic Church look even worse.

Naw, since John Paul they've been all over the contrition on the Inquisition and related assholery.  Far enough in the past it was safe to admit to without stirring up a lot of controversy.  Maybe during Darth Bendict's papacy you might have gotten a raised eyebrow, but even then that's about it.  Give them 400 more years and they might apologize for the shiat that's happened since, too.  Maybe.


The Church and States can apologize for their evils by returning their stolen wealth to the descendants of the Peoples they enslaved and murdered.
Then put the entire clergy on a "leaky spaceship to Pluto".
 
2022-01-27 10:47:22 AM  
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2022-01-27 12:02:01 PM  
I bet they didn't even try building bridges out of any of them!!
 
2022-01-27 11:59:34 PM  

mrparks: Maybe that's the origin of the question about a duck the size of a horse.


Which leads to the greatest Dad joke/riddle in history.

Q: How do you get down off a horse ?

Make them work for it, and then nice and slowly............

A: You don'r get down off a horse, you get down off a duck.
 
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