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(The Smoking Gun)   Must have been catching needlefish   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Criminal law, Felony, Eric Bennett, Misdemeanor, Hypodermic needle, Syringe, Florida police, bag of hypodermic needles  
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3205 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jan 2022 at 11:12 PM (22 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-26 8:50:10 PM  
Sure he was.
 
2022-01-26 9:33:21 PM  
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2022-01-26 11:15:39 PM  
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2022-01-26 11:21:36 PM  
CSB: Grew up in South Florida -- Needlefish are really fun to catch as they jump like little swordfish when you hook them.
 
2022-01-26 11:22:30 PM  
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2022-01-26 11:27:09 PM  
Nobody in this post knows how to fish. Or why you should wrap a dude in a hairdresser's gown because you caught them with fentanyl a few hours earlier.

Great way to get paid sick leave if you're a cop though, cry "FENTANYL!"
 
2022-01-26 11:27:36 PM  
Just a mild sedative to help those sexy, sexy fish get into the mood
 
2022-01-26 11:27:46 PM  
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2022-01-26 11:29:46 PM  

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Bullshiat, that swiss army knife has never been used.Their blades are so brittle it'd break or at least show some serious scratches. Cute lil' parcord loops around the nubs on the stick though - are those for effectiveness?
 
2022-01-26 11:33:04 PM  

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2022-01-26 11:44:33 PM  
I would have claimed I was a mud lark and that I had removed all those needles from the shore around the bay, in order to protect people.
 
2022-01-27 12:06:09 AM  
It was a perfect day for needlefish.
 
2022-01-27 12:08:51 AM  
Arboreal needle snake?

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2022-01-27 12:32:11 AM  

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Master bait with the worm blower?
 
2022-01-27 12:55:37 AM  
Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist:
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I honestly have no idea what linking to the summary of someone else's image means, but apparently hey, I'm honest Abe and you're a what, trolling Trumper?
 
2022-01-27 1:29:03 AM  
Couldn't the cops wait until he was done before arresting him at the hair salon?
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At least hold up the mirror for him to see the back.
 
2022-01-27 1:34:18 AM  
Luers, lures, same thing right?
 
2022-01-27 8:02:33 AM  

Leftover Cocaine: CSB: Grew up in South Florida -- Needlefish are really fun to catch as they jump like little swordfish when you hook them.


I grew up there too, never caught one. Would be a jerk and snag them though. What the heck did you use to catch them, they always seem disinterested in any kind of lure or bait. They just darted around on the surface, never could figure out what the heck they ate.
 
2022-01-27 9:14:09 AM  

oxnard_montalvo: Leftover Cocaine: CSB: Grew up in South Florida -- Needlefish are really fun to catch as they jump like little swordfish when you hook them.

I grew up there too, never caught one. Would be a jerk and snag them though. What the heck did you use to catch them, they always seem disinterested in any kind of lure or bait. They just darted around on the surface, never could figure out what the heck they ate.


IIRC we would use spoons and reel them in quickly and erratically. Something with a tail hook, and light tackle -- we'd use an ultralight.
 
2022-01-27 9:33:25 AM  

Leftover Cocaine: oxnard_montalvo: Leftover Cocaine: CSB: Grew up in South Florida -- Needlefish are really fun to catch as they jump like little swordfish when you hook them.

I grew up there too, never caught one. Would be a jerk and snag them though. What the heck did you use to catch them, they always seem disinterested in any kind of lure or bait. They just darted around on the surface, never could figure out what the heck they ate.

IIRC we would use spoons and reel them in quickly and erratically. Something with a tail hook, and light tackle -- we'd use an ultralight.


Ultralight is the best! Still have an old orvis spinning reel loaded with 4 pound test , fenwick rod. My god, I had fun fishing for snook and small tarpon around the bridges with that thing when I was a kid.
 
2022-01-27 10:28:05 AM  

orygubner: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist:
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I honestly have no idea what linking to the summary of someone else's image means, but apparently hey, I'm honest Abe and you're a what, trolling Trumper?


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2022-01-27 2:26:22 PM  
If he had just claimed that he got them from the fish...

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2022-01-27 3:47:25 PM  

Zafler: orygubner: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist:
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I honestly have no idea what linking to the summary of someone else's image means, but apparently hey, I'm honest Abe and you're a what, trolling Trumper?

You must be new.

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You must live here. Because 99% of the human population doesn't understand or care about internal fark memes. But you can be my dildo.
 
2022-01-27 4:45:26 PM  

orygubner: Zafler: orygubner: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist:
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I honestly have no idea what linking to the summary of someone else's image means, but apparently hey, I'm honest Abe and you're a what, trolling Trumper?

You must be new.

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You must live here. Because 99% of the human population doesn't understand or care about internal fark memes. But you can be my dildo.


Considering I stole that from know your meme, and the meme itself in no way originated here, how about chill the fark out towards someone offering you an explanation, yea?
 
2022-01-27 7:20:58 PM  

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I have no idea what the heck that is, but I had friends as a kid that kept small syringes in their tackle boxes to use to inject air into the worms we used as bait, so they would float
 
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