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(Some Guy)   Republicans: Make our borders more secure. Also Republicans: Why are arrests at the border so high?   (saraacarter.com) divider line
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2022-01-26 5:11:14 PM  
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2022-01-26 5:11:43 PM  
Sounds like Biden is doing his job to me
 
2022-01-26 5:13:36 PM  
Sometimes Lumpy doesn't realize his angry tone doesn't come through in tweets so they don't convery that this is something we are supposed to be outraged about.
 
2022-01-26 5:13:49 PM  
Subby thinks the Republicans want arrests on the border. That's cute.
 
2022-01-26 5:20:28 PM  
WOW! IT'S ALMOST LIKE THIS OPEN BORERS NARRATIVE IS TOTAL HORSESH*T!

JEEPERS!
 
2022-01-26 5:28:59 PM  
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2022-01-26 5:38:26 PM  

Nadie_AZ: [Fark user image 600x600]


Talk to the IRS first.  They specifically instruct you not to shiatcan anyone if their social security number doesn't match their records.
 
2022-01-26 5:53:36 PM  

OldRod: Sounds like Biden is doing his job to me


As well as Obama - had the highest deportations, I think. And yet here we are with the fascist propaganda machine; farting out phrases like "open borders" when labeling the Dems.
 
2022-01-26 5:54:33 PM  
I'm not going to name names here, but I'd love, LOVE to hear our resident rooftop voter offer their insight on this development.
 
2022-01-26 5:55:11 PM  
Also what's really in Republicans heads: Why can't we just shoot anyone brown at the border?
 
2022-01-26 5:56:05 PM  
So - we'll over twice as many people stopped at the border than in 2019...but Biden is "inept at the border".

That's some real double-speak
 
2022-01-26 5:58:54 PM  

BunkyBrewman: Nadie_AZ: [Fark user image 600x600]

Talk to the IRS first.  They specifically instruct you not to shiatcan anyone if their social security number doesn't match their records.


Gotta make sure the wage slaves get their labor done before the harvest is over? Convenient.

I saw this game when Sheriff Joe ran the show here.
 
2022-01-26 5:59:28 PM  
Obama deported more people than any administration before him. But it just wasn't good enough for the Nazis because... well because he's black.
 
2022-01-26 6:00:42 PM  
Every six months, right on schedule ...

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2022-01-26 6:01:16 PM  

Sawdust and Mildew: Every six months, right on schedule ...

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He's just mad he didn't get a cut.
 
2022-01-26 6:02:54 PM  

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2022-01-26 6:02:55 PM  
Let me try to translate from Foxmoronic to English.

Apprehensions are up because more people are trying to get in. Since the number of people caught is a static percentage of the number of people that try (let's say.. 10%), then that means that more people are making it through because 90% of 100 is only 90, while 90% of 1000 is 900. Yeah, you caught more people, but that is because there is an exponentially greater amount of people trying, which means more success as well.

/I can only assume that will be the spin.
//I need to cleanse my brain now with lots of alcohol
///because
 
2022-01-26 6:05:44 PM  
Wow, it turns out that Republicans roll out the exact same derp & obstructionist regardless of how kooky or socialist the President is. Who could've known that?!
 
2022-01-26 6:06:10 PM  
They have been playing the same game WRT increased fentanyl smuggling apprehensions.
 
2022-01-26 6:06:12 PM  
To answer the question, it's because someone (not naming names here) is running a massive misinformation campaign telling everyone the US opened its borders.
 
2022-01-26 6:11:22 PM  
Republicans will be calling for us to emulate Russia next.

I invade Mexico.
 
2022-01-26 6:11:54 PM  
Republicans: "Covid is fake and Democrats are creating hysteria around it in order to take away our guns!"
Also Republicans: "It's Biden's fault that Red states aren't getting life-saving medicines for Covid infections!"

Contradictions don't mean anything any more.  Trump taught us that.  Holding two or more mutually incompatible beliefs just shows how much you love the Dear Leader!
 
2022-01-26 6:20:23 PM  
"the border is wide open!!!"

Classic refrain of Republican idiots.
 
2022-01-26 6:26:11 PM  
Biden:

vows to give illegal immigrants free health care
promises to strengthen DACA & give citizenship to 11 million illegal immigrants
cancels Trump border policies first day in office 
changes border policy to allow unaccompanied minors into country

Farklibs:

"this record surge of immigrants being stopped at the border means Biden is doing a good job!"
 
2022-01-26 6:27:30 PM  
Why are we linking to what amounts to a blog by a far right pseudo-journalist wacko who probably wouldn't know the truth if it bit her on her stupid right-wing ass.
 
2022-01-26 6:27:39 PM  

RasIanI: So - we'll over twice as many people stopped at the border than in 2019...but Biden is "inept at the border".


Now do illegal border crossing attempts
 
2022-01-26 6:31:09 PM  
When you fark up other countries, expect their refugees to come to yours.
 
2022-01-26 6:31:25 PM  

Sumo Surfer: RasIanI: So - we'll over twice as many people stopped at the border than in 2019...but Biden is "inept at the border".

Now do illegal border crossing attempts


Sounds like you have data to share with us?
 
2022-01-26 6:32:24 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Sumo Surfer: RasIanI: So - we'll over twice as many people stopped at the border than in 2019...but Biden is "inept at the border".

Now do illegal border crossing attempts

Sounds like you have data to share with us?


They pull that 2 million number I'll citation them so hard their Twitter feed'll feel it.
 
2022-01-26 6:34:30 PM  

Sumo Surfer: RasIanI: So - we'll over twice as many people stopped at the border than in 2019...but Biden is "inept at the border".

Now do illegal border crossing attempts


It's amazing that Biden's policies are retroactive to January 2020, which is when border crossings started to surge.
 
2022-01-26 6:35:25 PM  
It's the flipside of the "if you don't test, there are no cases" argument.
 
2022-01-26 6:44:23 PM  

Ishkur: When you fark up other countries, expect their refugees to come to yours.


Very true. And telling them 'Do not come" isn't going to stop them if they are desperate enough.
Can't wait for climate refugees from inside of my state to start moving into the cities.
 
2022-01-26 6:45:04 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: It's amazing that Biden's policies are retroactive to January 2020, which is when border crossings started to surge.


It's amazing you're unaware that Biden campaigned on his border policies and promises since he announced his candidacy in 2019.
 
2022-01-26 6:50:08 PM  

Sumo Surfer: cameroncrazy1984: It's amazing that Biden's policies are retroactive to January 2020, which is when border crossings started to surge.

It's amazing you're unaware that Biden campaigned on his border policies and promises since he announced his candidacy in 2019.


Ok so you're saying that these illegal immigrants are SO SMART that they could foresee two years into the future, but cross the border before any of the policies are actually implemented.
 
2022-01-26 6:50:32 PM  
It should be noted the most immigrants were afraid to try and Sangraal over the border because they knew they couldn't handle the amount of freedom Trump offered. More people are trying to cross the border because they find Bidens amount of neofascist communism comforting, and reminds them of home.
 
2022-01-26 6:51:15 PM  
Neofascism... oh great. Another farking label no one will be able to define correctly.
 
2022-01-26 6:52:07 PM  

snowshovel: try and Sangraal


Maybe lighten up on the Sangraal.
 
2022-01-26 6:57:09 PM  

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2022-01-26 7:11:23 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Ok so you're saying that these illegal immigrants are SO SMART that they could foresee two years into the future, but cross the border before any of the policies are actually implemented.


The vast majority of the surge occurred after Biden took office. But he campaigned on ceasing deportations, amnesty for illegal immigrants in the US, taxpayer-provided health care and support for sanctuary cities.

It shouldn't be a surprise to you that his campaign promises incentivized illegal crossing attempts before the actual election
 
2022-01-26 7:14:09 PM  

special20: OldRod: Sounds like Biden is doing his job to me

As well as Obama - had the highest deportations, I think. And yet here we are with the fascist propaganda machine; farting out phrases like "open borders" when labeling the Dems.


Just shows me conservatives don't actually understand what "open border" actually means, or what the ramifications of a closed border would be.
 
2022-01-26 7:18:48 PM  
Soon, it'll be: "IT'S THE DEMOCRATS FAULT THAT BROWN PEOPLE EXIST!"
 
2022-01-26 7:18:54 PM  
2022-01-26 6:02:55 PM

fuhfuhfuh: Let me try to translate from Foxmoronic to English.

Apprehensions are up because more people are trying to get in. Since the number of people caught is a static percentage of the number of people that try (let's say.. 10%), then that means that more people are making it through because 90% of 100 is only 90, while 90% of 1000 is 900. Yeah, you caught more people, but that is because there is an exponentially greater amount of people trying, which means more success as well.

/I can only assume that will be the spin.
//I need to cleanse my brain now with lots of alcohol
///because


2022-01-26 6:26:11 PM

Sumo Surfer: Biden:

vows to give illegal immigrants free health care
promises to strengthen DACA & give citizenship to 11 million illegal immigrants
cancels Trump border policies first day in office 
changes border policy to allow unaccompanied minors into country

Farklibs:

"this record surge of immigrants being stopped at the border means Biden is doing a good job!"

 
2022-01-26 7:26:42 PM  
They also broke records on stopping drugs.

WHYS ARES THEY FINDIN SO MNAY DRUGS??? WE NEVER DID!!!!!
 
2022-01-26 7:37:23 PM  

Sumo Surfer: The vast majority of the surge occurred after Biden took office.


How is this possible considering we are looking at a 2 year surge starting in January 2020?
 
2022-01-26 7:46:20 PM  
I'd like hear some snark from Psaki. "We want make sure those supply chain jobs, those food service jobs, are available for Americans."
 
2022-01-26 7:47:36 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Sawdust and Mildew: Every six months, right on schedule ...

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He's just mad he didn't get a cut.


I just wish he'd get more than his fair share

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2022-01-26 7:55:54 PM  
snowshovel:

Sadly, this is close to the half baked argument that the rotund surfer is attempting to make.
 
2022-01-26 8:02:11 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: How is this possible considering we are looking at a 2 year surge starting in January 2020?


Compare to the number of illegal crossing attempts once Biden took office and you may be able to figure it out. I believe in you.
 
2022-01-26 8:06:43 PM  

Nadie_AZ: [Fark user image image 600x600]


Even the Biden administration isn't doing this. So weird. So very weird.
 
2022-01-26 8:09:05 PM  

OldRod: Sounds like Biden is doing his job to me


Biden factor in the math.

Example ..... "Created a record number of jobs"
Sure, if you can prove the millions idled by the pandemic didn't have jobs two years ago.  They returned to the old jobs for the most part.  Still fewer working than four years ago.  Biden takes credit.

Biden factor on immigration.

Arrests are up!
Welp when the rush to the border boggles the mind compared to the last several years, could happen.
Biden takes credit when the number of getaways soars and the number actually ignoring thier reporting obligation soars, but hey....arrests are up.  Biden takes,credit.

A few more successes like that and well credit is due on his watch.
 
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