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3529 clicks; posted to Business » and Entertainment » on 26 Jan 2022 at 10:12 PM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-26 8:44:06 PM  
Yeah, feed one Rat and before you know it, they're all over the freakin' world!
 
2022-01-26 10:06:36 PM  
while comic_book_movie.present? disney++
 
2022-01-26 10:15:13 PM  
Proof positive that you'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.
 
2022-01-26 10:15:33 PM  
FTA:St. Pierre and Miquelon

How the hell did a North American island not get Disney+? That's farked.
 
2022-01-26 10:16:35 PM  
Buy, Mortimer, buy!!  They'll dominate the Pitcairn islands market!
 
2022-01-26 10:23:28 PM  
So Disney is introducing object oriented programming?
 
2022-01-26 10:53:23 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: FTA:St. Pierre and Miquelon

How the hell did a North American island not get Disney+? That's farked.


The Newfies got drunk and forgot to send it over by'e
 
2022-01-26 11:51:58 PM  
Disney will control almost all of our entertainment and content in the near future. That's gonna suuuuuuuuuck.
 
2022-01-27 12:05:23 AM  

WhippingBoi: Proof positive that you'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.


Ohhhh, edgy. I bet you drink champagne while you watch Westworld on a leather couch 😍
 
2022-01-27 12:05:23 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Disney will control almost all of our entertainment and content in the near future. That's gonna suuuuuuuuuck.


I wish I could say you're wrong, but I can't help but picture the Mouse pushing back anti-monopoly protections (however worthless they are already) the same way they do copyright limitations.  I could just see some new overriding philosophy of "well, since the internet is a thing and anyone could theoretically create their own website to host their own independent content, a real monopoly is impossible, therefore it's okay."
 
2022-01-27 12:10:17 AM  
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2022-01-27 1:12:35 AM  
I'm not sure how to manage that, so I'm going with Disney#.
 
2022-01-27 1:16:23 AM  

Chemlight Battery: So Disney is introducing object oriented programming?


"Introducing?" C'mon. Encapsulation? Disney's a black box - you'll NEVER know what machinations go on inside, because the fluffy, forced interface won't let you the fark in. Inheritance? Half the world's changed laws just so that Disney can keep on keepin' on - and whenever they run into something they like, they inherit it. Polymorphism? Have you seen the kind of reuse their cel animators used to get, repeating animations in multiple movies based on an existing, older set of cels?

Disney's all over OOP, my friend.
 
2022-01-27 2:31:33 AM  
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2022-01-27 9:07:12 AM  
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2022-01-27 9:21:01 AM  

FormlessOne: Chemlight Battery: So Disney is introducing object oriented programming?

"Introducing?" C'mon. Encapsulation? Disney's a black box - you'll NEVER know what machinations go on inside, because the fluffy, forced interface won't let you the fark in. Inheritance? Half the world's changed laws just so that Disney can keep on keepin' on - and whenever they run into something they like, they inherit it. Polymorphism? Have you seen the kind of reuse their cel animators used to get, repeating animations in multiple movies based on an existing, older set of cels?

Disney's all over OOP, my friend.


ICame
 
2022-01-27 10:02:16 AM  
OOP is dead. Long live immutable data!
 
2022-01-27 10:46:43 AM  
Implementation of Disney of their plans will bring additional income and not only this.
 
2022-01-27 11:03:37 AM  

jacksonic: OOP is dead. Long live immutable data!


"Got it right the first time - CRUD can miss me."
 
2022-01-27 11:38:29 AM  

WhippingBoi: Proof positive that you'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.


Let me guess... you have The Tradegy of MacBeth on constant loop playing at your house, and have never seen a Star Wars or Marvel movie in your life.
 
2022-01-27 1:08:10 PM  

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shakes tiny fist...

Beat me to it!
 
2022-01-27 3:04:09 PM  
Can we just get the all-in-one app like other countries have Star, so I don't have to jump out between Hulu and Disney? I don't want to hear complaints from parents who can't be bothered to check in on what their kids are watching.  Thanks.
 
2022-01-27 10:43:10 PM  

T.rex: WhippingBoi: Proof positive that you'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.

Let me guess... you have The Tradegy of MacBeth on constant loop playing at your house, and have never seen a Star Wars or Marvel movie in your life.


Considering Shakespeare's plays (when they were written) were pop culture fluff literally targeting illiterate rabble, I'm pretty sure that's too low-brow.

/Talk about sequelitis - the combined runtime of his series of historical plays is over 50 hours, on par with the MCU or James Bond.
 
2022-01-27 11:04:19 PM  

luidprand: T.rex: WhippingBoi: Proof positive that you'll never go broke appealing to the lowest common denominator.

Let me guess... you have The Tradegy of MacBeth on constant loop playing at your house, and have never seen a Star Wars or Marvel movie in your life.

Considering Shakespeare's plays (when they were written) were pop culture fluff literally targeting illiterate rabble, I'm pretty sure that's too low-brow.

/Talk about sequelitis - the combined runtime of his series of historical plays is over 50 hours, on par with the MCU or James Bond.


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