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(Twitter)   Supreme Court Justice Breyer announcing his retirement means 5x value of Trump Bucks, get yours today   (twitter.com) divider line
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2912 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Jan 2022 at 4:40 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-26 3:51:40 PM  
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2022-01-26 4:16:12 PM  
Get your weak ass 5x shiat outta here. I don't donate for anything less than 10x. When President Trump eats his daily list of donors I want to be on the first couple of pages in case he gets full.
 
2022-01-26 4:19:40 PM  
I'm unclear on how sending Trump money would block Biden from doing this... it reads more like:

OMG, Joe Biden is doing his job!  Send me money!!
 
2022-01-26 4:23:24 PM  
Send *me* money today and it will have 100x impact. Trust me.

Suck it, TFG.
 
2022-01-26 4:24:55 PM  
This can't possibly be a matching donation thing, so my guess would be that Trump will pull your donation from your bank account no fewer than five times.
 
2022-01-26 4:26:27 PM  
What's the conversion ratio of Trump Bucks to MAGA nickels, subby?
 
2022-01-26 4:32:22 PM  

OldRod: I'm unclear on how sending Trump money would block Biden from doing this... it reads more like:

OMG, Joe Biden is doing his job!  Send me money!!


To the uneducated rubes who lack even a basic understanding of American civics, Biden doing his job is an existential threat. Most of these assholes don't even believe that Biden won the election, do you really think they have a good enough grasp of reality to not see how stupid this ad is?
 
2022-01-26 4:36:42 PM  
Is this just the layering part of money laundering? Yeah, I saw Breaking Bad.
 
2022-01-26 4:39:42 PM  
I'm waiting for the inevitable digital currency TrumpCoin to be released.  You just know it's coming
 
2022-01-26 4:43:01 PM  
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2022-01-26 4:43:55 PM  
Strange, they have my bank account as the receiving agent for these donations.  I'm sure they'll find that in a few years.     What would you do with that $270?
 
2022-01-26 4:45:23 PM  
5X?  Is that like these things?

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2022-01-26 4:45:53 PM  

OldRod: I'm waiting for the inevitable digital currency TrumpCoin to be released.  You just know it's coming


already has, and has already been rugged pulled, at least once
 
2022-01-26 4:47:08 PM  
Whatcha wanna bet the 2 DINOs block any appointment??
 
2022-01-26 4:47:18 PM  

bighairyguy: 5X?  Is that like these things?

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That was some good acid.
 
2022-01-26 4:48:03 PM  
I don't know much about the individual SCOTUS justices, but a quick google indicates Breyer actually has some ethics.

Presumably Mitch is already planning how to gum up any replacements until a Republican administration.  He's certainly not going to be seen sitting back while Biden tries to replace him with a black woman (which was a Biden platform plank, I believe).

So what does this mean?  You lose a semi-nonpartisan right-winger and possibly end up with a new drinking buddy for Kavanaugh after a significant delay.

Does that sound about right?
 
2022-01-26 4:48:32 PM  
Who is offering the match? And if they can match 5x, what do you even need me for? Just go to that person for the money? How farking stupid are these people? Oh, wait. MAGAts. Yeah, pretty stupid.
 
2022-01-26 4:49:02 PM  
ARE YOU AFRAID?
YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID!
SEND ME MONEY IF YOU'RE AFRAID!


/Thnowflaketh
 
2022-01-26 4:49:14 PM  
Soooo, how has Trump been spending that $100 million+ he raised for legal expenses related to the election?

Oh, none for the legal fees of Jan 6 trump supporters that got arrested?

Oh, none for Trump's own legal fees? What? He is making the RNC pay his own personal legal fees that aren't even related to when he was president?

Farking idiot rubes that keep donating
 
2022-01-26 4:49:20 PM  

johnphantom: Whatcha wanna bet the 2 DINOs block any appointment??


Breyer said he wasn't leaving until the next justice has been confirmed.
 
2022-01-26 4:49:33 PM  

bighairyguy: 5X?  Is that like these things?

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Wow, haven't seen those in a while

TrainingWheelsNeeded: OldRod: I'm waiting for the inevitable digital currency TrumpCoin to be released.  You just know it's coming

already has, and has already been rugged pulled, at least once


LOL, doesn't surprise me.  I guess I missed that.  Not sure how... it's not like there's anything else in the news these days   /s
 
2022-01-26 4:49:53 PM  
Definitely too close to the election to let Joe's nominee move forward. Biden is just too unpopular to choose a lifetime appointment like that. We should let the American People decide.
Eight will be fine in the mean time.

(Really heard this argument already)
 
2022-01-26 4:51:02 PM  

OldRod: I'm unclear on how sending Trump money would block Biden from doing this... it reads more like:

OMG, Joe Biden is doing his job!  Send me money!!


As I said in the earlier Breyer retirement thread, grifters gonna grift.
 
2022-01-26 4:52:18 PM  
I'm sure that once the books don't work out they'll claim that the letter 'X' isn't a valid mathematical symbol and no reasonable person would believe that the offer was legitimate.
 
2022-01-26 4:52:26 PM  

lordjupiter: ARE YOU AFRAID?
YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID!
SEND ME MONEY IF YOU'RE AFRAID!


/Thnowflaketh


NO SEND ME MONEY IF YOU'RE AFRAID, NOT THAT GUY
 
2022-01-26 4:52:53 PM  
When will the truth come out about how Trump got Justice Kennedy to resign?
Probably after we're all dead.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/feb/04/trump-family-anthony-kennedy-brett-kavanaugh-dark-towers
 
2022-01-26 4:54:20 PM  
GOP: We will be blocking this along with the help of our Democrats the Manchinian Candidate and Quirky Brewster. We expect the Democrats to be to cowed to do anything about it and we also expect cowardly enablers to cry and shriek in shrillness at anyone who voices complaints about this by calling them Fauxgressive. Despite the fact we are fat, stupid, xenophobic, ignorant, racist pieces of shiat we will accomplish this and nothing will happen to stop us.

Progressives: Shhhhhhh, just let it happen. We don't want to offend Republicans or be anything but milquetoast AF
 
2022-01-26 4:54:23 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: lordjupiter: ARE YOU AFRAID?
YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID!
SEND ME MONEY IF YOU'RE AFRAID!


/Thnowflaketh

NO SEND ME MONEY IF YOU'RE AFRAID, NOT THAT GUY


Rather than bickering and arguing over who scared who, just send the money to me. I'll see that it gets to the right person
 
2022-01-26 4:54:33 PM  
I am curious about the morons who set up his donation fund grift. if I put in a negative number is their system smart enough to not send me that money?

I mean if you look at all the stupid shiat these morons have done...I'd say it's at least a 50/50 chance.
 
2022-01-26 4:55:29 PM  

Fiatlux: Definitely too close to the election to let Joe's nominee move forward. Biden is just too unpopular to choose a lifetime appointment like that. We should let the American People decide.
Eight will be fine in the mean time.

(Really heard this argument already)


Fundamental difference is Turtlehead McGee ain't in charge of the process.
For now.
 
2022-01-26 4:55:38 PM  
At least the fascists have no chance to interfere with Biden's pick. If the democrats fark this one up, they truly have no one to blame but themselves.
 
2022-01-26 4:55:41 PM  
I bet he was going to go with XXX-impact then had to be convinced to go with 5X and only went with it because it was more.
 
2022-01-26 4:56:05 PM  

OhioUGrad: I am curious about the morons who set up his donation fund grift. if I put in a negative number is their system smart enough to not send me that money?

I mean if you look at all the stupid shiat these morons have done...I'd say it's at least a 50/50 chance.


OK, that would be amazing

"Hey, boss, ever since we put up that new donation request, we've lost $152,000!"
 
2022-01-26 4:56:36 PM  
I think he was looking at his belt size when he typed that.
 
2022-01-26 4:57:08 PM  

johnphantom: Whatcha wanna bet the 2 DINOs block any appointment??


Yup. The Turtle is going to move Heaven and Earth to be an absolute and complete asshole about this
 
2022-01-26 4:58:15 PM  
BREAKING: Today is a day ending with "Y"...SEND ME MONEY NOW, IDIOT!
 
2022-01-26 4:59:05 PM  

helloyesthisisdog: johnphantom: Whatcha wanna bet the 2 DINOs block any appointment??

Breyer said he wasn't leaving until the next justice has been confirmed.


And there is the turtle's in.
Keep Breyer in there until you can weasel a nice Gilead judge.
Because the so called pro lifers (which we've seen exactly how "pro life" they are during the pandemic) demand it and it's the last vestige of power that Republicans have
 
2022-01-26 5:00:22 PM  
Cash me outside.

How bow dah?
 
2022-01-26 5:00:23 PM  
Call me when Thomas and Alito retire during this term.
 
2022-01-26 5:00:24 PM  
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2022-01-26 5:00:44 PM  

OldRod: I'm unclear on how sending Trump money would block Biden from doing this.


Good news! The people stupid enough to send Trump money can't be bothered with things like common sense and logic.
 
2022-01-26 5:03:15 PM  

Moose out front: If the democrats fark this one up, they truly have no one to blame but themselves.


Biden better find someone who is not only qualified for the bench (because he's not a Republican... actual job qualifications matter), but also as young as possible and extremely healthy.  That's the LEAST bit of political gaming he can do to help maintain the court a bit longer.

And of course actually get them confirmed.
 
2022-01-26 5:03:25 PM  
It's so amusing how Dotard is instantly assuming that whoever Biden nominates is a LIBERAL ACTIVIST without even knowing who it is.
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It's your old pal Grimace! You have greased and fornicated with my lardaceous substance!
 
2022-01-26 5:07:15 PM  

Fiatlux: Definitely too close to the election to let Joe's nominee move forward. Biden is just too unpopular to choose a lifetime appointment like that. We should let the American People decide.
Eight will be fine in the mean time.

(Really heard this argument already)


I've already taken one for the team and put myself up for the seat. There's a lot of perks. I'm in my 30s, reasonably healthy, have no record of judicial decisions to be concerned about, hell i don't even have a law degree!

I'm the perfect, noncontroversial nominee.
 
2022-01-26 5:08:02 PM  
Not a moment too soon.

US inflation has gotten so out of hand that even rich Russians are affected. Do you have any idea how much dollars cost nowadays?!
 
2022-01-26 5:08:46 PM  
If I give him a quarter will he disappear?
 
2022-01-26 5:08:56 PM  
I, for one, am all in favor of Trump stealing donations for his own personal stash of caviar and fending off sex-assault lawsuits. Better that than it being spent effectively on more propaganda.
 
2022-01-26 5:09:38 PM  

OldRod: I'm unclear on how sending Trump money would block Biden from doing this... it reads more like:

OMG, Joe Biden is doing his job!  Send me money!!


His supporters are morons.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
 
2022-01-26 5:10:15 PM  

MikeyFuccon: Not a moment too soon.

US inflation has gotten so out of hand that even rich Russians are affected. Do you have any idea how much dollars cost nowadays?!


79.2 rubles
 
2022-01-26 5:12:52 PM  
Biden could nominate the ghost of Ronald Reagan and the MAGAts would still claim he was a deep state operative supporting a liberal agenda.
 
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