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(Some Guy)   What do Mary Poppins, Santa, Willy Wonka, Miss Frizzle, and James Bond all have in common? They're probably all Time Lords   (latterdaysaintgeeks.com) divider line
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2022-01-26 5:56:09 PM  
Dorm room philosophy, or is it just people with pandemic related time on their hands?
 
2022-01-26 6:06:35 PM  
None of them have ever been in my kitchen either.

I would never force Santa to get his own milk from the fridge.
 
2022-01-26 6:09:53 PM  
They're all different regenerations of the same Time Lord.

You've never seen any of them together, have you?  I rest my case.
 
2022-01-26 6:35:52 PM  
Mary Poppins is obviously a Time Lord. Bond and Wonka are highly unlikely. Santa is probably a minor god. Never heard of Miss Frizzle.
 
2022-01-26 6:39:06 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Mary Poppins is obviously a Time Lord. Bond and Wonka are highly unlikely. Santa is probably a minor god. Never heard of Miss Frizzle.


Frizzle is the greatest teacher / school bus driver / serial kidnapper of all time.

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2022-01-26 6:43:03 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Mary Poppins is obviously a Time Lord. Bond and Wonka are highly unlikely. Santa is probably a minor god. Never heard of Miss Frizzle.


Santa is clearly Odin.

Bond is a lesser Demi-god. Old school Druid.

Wonka is just Loki or some other trickster.
 
2022-01-26 6:51:12 PM  
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2022-01-26 7:10:45 PM  
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2022-01-26 7:28:56 PM  

AlgaeRancher: Dorm room philosophy, or is it just people with pandemic related time on their hands?


Nothing is sadder than the folks that try to tie different properties together using straw grasping

/except Darth JarJar theorists
 
2022-01-26 7:45:38 PM  

Jumpthruhoops: Tyrone Slothrop: Mary Poppins is obviously a Time Lord. Bond and Wonka are highly unlikely. Santa is probably a minor god. Never heard of Miss Frizzle.

Frizzle is the greatest teacher / school bus driver / serial kidnapper of all time.

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I would assume she's a regeneration of river.
 
2022-01-26 7:50:55 PM  
I could see Bond as a Time Lord - he's got the regeneration thing going for him.

And brutal, ruthless, violence and manipulation and subterfuge are fairly common Time Lord traits.

Hard no on Mrs Frizzle though.

Don't get me wrong, I get it, and it's fun, but she's much too much like The Doctor in ways that The Doctor isn't like other Time Lords.

\\At least TFA didn't do the "This character was recast between installments - must be a time lord" thing
 
2022-01-26 8:19:03 PM  

Fano: AlgaeRancher: Dorm room philosophy, or is it just people with pandemic related time on their hands?

Nothing is sadder than the folks that try to tie different properties together using straw grasping

/except Darth JarJar theorists


I see what you are saying, and that's pretty bad. I think that people whom mistake thier own opinions as facts may be worse

/ there is a terrifying amount of fact free "news" these days.
 
2022-01-26 8:37:45 PM  

PlaidJaguar: I could see Bond as a Time Lord - he's got the regeneration thing going for him.

And brutal, ruthless, violence and manipulation and subterfuge are fairly common Time Lord traits.

Hard no on Mrs Frizzle though.

Don't get me wrong, I get it, and it's fun, but she's much too much like The Doctor in ways that The Doctor isn't like other Time Lords.

\\At least TFA didn't do the "This character was recast between installments - must be a time lord" thing


Oh god, that's the laziest. Right up there with positing that if some actor was in multiple movies their character is in all of those movies
 
2022-01-26 8:43:37 PM  

Jumpthruhoops: Tyrone Slothrop: Mary Poppins is obviously a Time Lord. Bond and Wonka are highly unlikely. Santa is probably a minor god. Never heard of Miss Frizzle.

Frizzle is the greatest teacher / school bus driver / serial kidnapper of all time.

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Her older cousin, Miss Tickle, used to hang out with Dr. Noah Drake.
 
2022-01-26 8:45:25 PM  

JolobinSmokin: Tyrone Slothrop: Mary Poppins is obviously a Time Lord. Bond and Wonka are highly unlikely. Santa is probably a minor god. Never heard of Miss Frizzle.

Santa is clearly Odin.

Bond is a lesser Demi-god. Old school Druid.

Wonka is just Loki or some other trickster.


Dammit, I want my Sir Anthony as Santa/Hemsworth as Bond/Hiddleston as Wonka movie pack.
 
2022-01-26 8:46:31 PM  
Soap opera characters are Gallifreyan. All of them.
 
2022-01-26 10:54:04 PM  
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Remember when Darrin regenerated on Bewitched?
 
2022-01-26 11:24:11 PM  
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If you still pull covers, THAT was the most WTF?! Moment in Marvel.

/"Age? I watched a galaxy born, become consumed by a singularity, and followed it until I saw it consumed again. It took a day."
//"Time, you ask? It's the longest shortcut between what was and is."
 
2022-01-26 11:42:34 PM  

Jumpthruhoops: Tyrone Slothrop: Mary Poppins is obviously a Time Lord. Bond and Wonka are highly unlikely. Santa is probably a minor god. Never heard of Miss Frizzle.

Frizzle is the greatest teacher / school bus driver / serial kidnapper of all time.

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I'd hit it.
 
2022-01-26 11:43:43 PM  
Could be worse.  Could be Lime Tords.
 
2022-01-27 12:27:53 AM  
Mary Poppins is the same type of being as Pennywise.

/prove me wrong
//hang on, don't bother
///I don't really care
 
2022-01-27 1:10:30 AM  
What about the theory that given enough time and regenerations, every Time Lord will eventually become Don Cheadle?
 
2022-01-27 5:47:16 AM  

calufrax: Mary Poppins is the same type of being as Pennywise.

/prove me wrong
//hang on, don't bother
///I don't really care


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2022-01-27 7:31:30 AM  

JolobinSmokin: Tyrone Slothrop: Mary Poppins is obviously a Time Lord. Bond and Wonka are highly unlikely. Santa is probably a minor god. Never heard of Miss Frizzle.

Santa is clearly Odin.

Bond is a lesser Demi-god. Old school Druid.

Wonka is just Loki or some other trickster.


I disagree - Bond dumped most of his points into dexterity and charisma.  He's a thief/bard.
 
2022-01-27 7:39:42 AM  
I knew there would be dire consequences to legalizing marijuana.
 
2022-01-27 8:32:58 AM  

Jack Sabbath: None of them have ever been in my kitchen either.

I would never force Santa to get his own milk from the fridge.


Odin moonlights as Santa every now and then.
 
2022-01-27 8:41:51 AM  
The 8th doctor is obviously Willy Wonka


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2022-01-27 9:01:27 AM  

freakdiablo: JolobinSmokin: Tyrone Slothrop: Mary Poppins is obviously a Time Lord. Bond and Wonka are highly unlikely. Santa is probably a minor god. Never heard of Miss Frizzle.

Santa is clearly Odin.

Bond is a lesser Demi-god. Old school Druid.

Wonka is just Loki or some other trickster.

I disagree - Bond dumped most of his points into dexterity and charisma.  He's a thief/bard.


Dex paladin. All the Bond girls he beds, he should be riddled with disease, Paladins have high CHA and innately resist disease.

Q is the artificer
 
2022-01-27 9:37:05 AM  
After I watched the first few episodes of Chibnall's mess, I described it to a friend as "He's turned Doctor Who into the effing Magic School Bus!"  I still stand by it. I love Jodie Whittaker as an actress, but Chibnall writes her with all the fire of an intergalactic schoolmarm.

So yeah..... Miss Frizzle it is (albeit with better hair)
 
2022-01-27 9:46:18 AM  
One of the best teachers didn't need a stinkin' bus to do her thing.
May I present to the children Ms Tickle and her compatriot Rick...
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2022-01-27 10:05:10 AM  
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2022-01-27 11:43:10 AM  
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2022-01-27 11:44:26 AM  
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2022-01-27 12:15:27 PM  

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Rufus was the Master lending his TARDIS to a pair of stoners so they would cause future humanity to develop onto Cali-rock pacifists ripe for conquest.
 
2022-01-27 12:16:52 PM  

Mega Steve: [Fark user image image 440x270]

Remember when Darrin regenerated on Bewitched?


If they had used magic, they could've had an on screen explanation for the change.
 
2022-01-27 12:19:09 PM  

RassilonsExWife: After I watched the first few episodes of Chibnall's mess, I described it to a friend as "He's turned Doctor Who into the effing Magic School Bus!"  I still stand by it. I love Jodie Whittaker as an actress, but Chibnall writes her with all the fire of an intergalactic schoolmarm.

So yeah..... Miss Frizzle it is (albeit with better hair)


Miss Frizzle is Professor Song.
 
2022-01-27 4:07:53 PM  

LouisZepher: RassilonsExWife: After I watched the first few episodes of Chibnall's mess, I described it to a friend as "He's turned Doctor Who into the effing Magic School Bus!"  I still stand by it. I love Jodie Whittaker as an actress, but Chibnall writes her with all the fire of an intergalactic schoolmarm.

So yeah..... Miss Frizzle it is (albeit with better hair)

Miss Frizzle is Professor Song.


And Miss Tickle is Sylvie Tilly.
 
2022-01-27 4:13:15 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Soap opera characters are Gallifreyan. All of them.


My mom had seen on All My Children when one character went upstairs as eight years old, then came back down a couple months later twenty.
 
2022-01-27 9:08:58 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: OtherLittleGuy: Soap opera characters are Gallifreyan. All of them.

My mom had seen on All My Children when one character went upstairs as eight years old, then came back down a couple months later twenty.


She saw a character go up the stairs and come back down? Does Chucky Cunningham know this is possible?
 
2022-01-28 2:53:30 AM  
They were involved in the worst orgy ever, along with that dude with a sword who kept screaming 'there can be only one'.
 
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