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414 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 26 Jan 2022 at 2:50 PM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-26 1:11:08 PM  
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2022-01-26 1:14:37 PM  
This kid will know his struggle
DON'T YOU USE THESE FOR YOUR BUTT....I SAWT YOU!
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2022-01-26 1:37:20 PM  
Haha "it's totally not candy."
 
2022-01-26 3:00:20 PM  
Don't Tampax and drive.
 
2022-01-26 3:03:04 PM  
As the Dad, I would have totally said, "Nosebleed bandages" with a straight face.

/I took lessons from Calvin's Dad
 
2022-01-26 3:09:03 PM  
I have to give the kid credit for the road flares guess

I recall my mom making me go in to the store to buy them for her a few times. My wife has had me buy them plenty of times. I never really got why guys were uncomfortable buying them etc like in all the stupid tv shows.

Same with condoms. My buddies would be all embarrassed by it in HS. I always approached it like someone thought i was worthy of banging. I would toss them up on the counter like i was the man.
 
2022-01-26 3:09:44 PM  
You have to log in to instagram to see it? Thanksbutnothanks.
 
2022-01-26 3:14:18 PM  
kindms:
Same with condoms. My buddies would be all embarrassed by it in HS. I always approached it like someone thought i was worthy of banging. I would toss them up on the counter like i was the man

AND they were much easier to deal with than using socks or an old hankie.
 
2022-01-26 3:15:15 PM  
I found some in my mom's purse once. I was very disappointed to learn they weren't suckers.

I was *disturbed* to learn what they were really for. Thanks, mom. Five-year-old me was never the same again.
 
2022-01-26 3:18:05 PM  

kindms: I have to give the kid credit for the road flares guess

I recall my mom making me go in to the store to buy them for her a few times. My wife has had me buy them plenty of times. I never really got why guys were uncomfortable buying them etc like in all the stupid tv shows.

Same with condoms. My buddies would be all embarrassed by it in HS. I always approached it like someone thought i was worthy of banging. I would toss them up on the counter like i was the man.


Dudes get weird with anything involving a vagina.  My brother wouldn't go through a checkout with me if I was buying my girlfriend tampons.  He also thought it was bizarre I washed my girlfriend's laundry because I'd see her dirty underwear.

/At least he didn't assume I was INTO dirty underwear, I guess.
 
2022-01-26 3:25:17 PM  

kindms: I have to give the kid credit for the road flares guess

I recall my mom making me go in to the store to buy them for her a few times. My wife has had me buy them plenty of times.


Why are the women around you going through so many road flares?
 
2022-01-26 3:33:34 PM  

bughunter: As the Dad, I would have totally said, "Nosebleed bandages" with a straight face.

/I took lessons from Calvin's Dad


I tried to convince my niece that ice floated because it was cold and was trying to get closer to the Sun.

Science is for suckers.
 
2022-01-26 3:41:47 PM  

kindms: I have to give the kid credit for the road flares guess

I recall my mom making me go in to the store to buy them for her a few times. My wife has had me buy them plenty of times. I never really got why guys were uncomfortable buying them etc like in all the stupid tv shows.



When my wife needed them I got very specific instructions on brand, size, shape, and color. But my daughter got her first period at school and I got tagged to go get something for her and I had to wing it, just picking a few sanitary napkin sizes at random. That felt a little awkward at the time.
 
2022-01-26 3:53:45 PM  

steve_wmn: kindms: I have to give the kid credit for the road flares guess

I recall my mom making me go in to the store to buy them for her a few times. My wife has had me buy them plenty of times. I never really got why guys were uncomfortable buying them etc like in all the stupid tv shows.


When my wife needed them I got very specific instructions on brand, size, shape, and color. But my daughter got her first period at school and I got tagged to go get something for her and I had to wing it, just picking a few sanitary napkin sizes at random. That felt a little awkward at the time.


You should have asked the salesgirl for assistance and given her as much description and information as possible. That wouldn't have been nearly as awkward.
 
2022-01-26 4:09:20 PM  
I like when he suggested they were road flares...
 
2022-01-26 4:12:45 PM  

Subtonic: steve_wmn: kindms: I have to give the kid credit for the road flares guess

I recall my mom making me go in to the store to buy them for her a few times. My wife has had me buy them plenty of times. I never really got why guys were uncomfortable buying them etc like in all the stupid tv shows.


When my wife needed them I got very specific instructions on brand, size, shape, and color. But my daughter got her first period at school and I got tagged to go get something for her and I had to wing it, just picking a few sanitary napkin sizes at random. That felt a little awkward at the time.

You should have asked the salesgirl for assistance and given her as much description and information as possible. That wouldn't have been nearly as awkward.


No it definitely gets awkward after a certain level of specific anatomical detail.

/sir, I didn't need to know that it is deeper than your wrist but not as deep as your elbow
 
2022-01-26 4:21:45 PM  
kindms: I never really got why guys were uncomfortable buying them etc like in all the stupid tv shows.

Because there are a dozen different brands, and each brand has a dozen different sub products, plus different "flow" packages. It's confusing as fark. Doesn't mean that I can't do it, just explaining why it can be a bit overwhelming, when it's a product that you have no first hand familiarity with. I don't use them, so I don't know all of the ins and outs, so to speak.
 
2022-01-26 4:49:26 PM  

Subtonic: You should have asked the salesgirl for assistance and given her as much description and information as possible. That wouldn't have been nearly as awkward.


I am NOT asking the teenager at Safeway about feminine hygiene products!

That's a one-way ticket to 'ew! Get away from me creep, or I'll call the police!'
 
2022-01-26 4:53:11 PM  
And always send your wife into the auto parts store to buy oil for the car. Kinda as confusing as the fem products aisle.
 
2022-01-26 5:02:36 PM  

Mikey1969: kindms: I never really got why guys were uncomfortable buying them etc like in all the stupid tv shows.

Because there are a dozen different brands, and each brand has a dozen different sub products, plus different "flow" packages. It's confusing as fark. Doesn't mean that I can't do it, just explaining why it can be a bit overwhelming, when it's a product that you have no first hand familiarity with. I don't use them, so I don't know all of the ins and outs, so to speak.


Sounds like the same confusion I have when I go into an auto parts store.
 
2022-01-26 5:06:08 PM  

SirMadness: Subtonic: You should have asked the salesgirl for assistance and given her as much description and information as possible. That wouldn't have been nearly as awkward.

I am NOT asking the teenager at Safeway about feminine hygiene products!

That's a one-way ticket to 'ew! Get away from me creep, or I'll call the police!'


I'm the person in the store that people ask that kind of stuff. Because I'm old and non-threatening and send off a serious 'mom vibe'.  Had a 10 minute conversation about adult diapers with a confused gentleman that was shopping for his mom.  That was awkward as all get out
 
2022-01-26 5:06:59 PM  
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2022-01-26 5:29:24 PM  

Gramma: Mikey1969: kindms: I never really got why guys were uncomfortable buying them etc like in all the stupid tv shows.

Because there are a dozen different brands, and each brand has a dozen different sub products, plus different "flow" packages. It's confusing as fark. Doesn't mean that I can't do it, just explaining why it can be a bit overwhelming, when it's a product that you have no first hand familiarity with. I don't use them, so I don't know all of the ins and outs, so to speak.

Sounds like the same confusion I have when I go into an auto parts store.


Hell, the farkers working behind the computers can't get THAT shiat straight, don't feel too bad. :-)
 
2022-01-26 7:04:15 PM  

steve_wmn: kindms: I have to give the kid credit for the road flares guess

I recall my mom making me go in to the store to buy them for her a few times. My wife has had me buy them plenty of times. I never really got why guys were uncomfortable buying them etc like in all the stupid tv shows.


When my wife needed them I got very specific instructions on brand, size, shape, and color. But my daughter got her first period at school and I got tagged to go get something for her and I had to wing it, just picking a few sanitary napkin sizes at random. That felt a little awkward at the time.


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2022-01-27 1:24:56 AM  
When my daughter got her period, I would go buy them for her. Single women are more than happy to help you find the right kind. Her mom and I were broken up so I got a nice number of dates and sexytime out of it.
 
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