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4087 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Jan 2022 at 3:20 PM (28 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-26 10:32:31 AM  
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2022-01-26 11:32:38 AM  
Only Nixon could go to China

Only the GOP could sell out to Russia
 
2022-01-26 11:42:08 AM  
Ashamed yet, Republicans?

Nah who am I kidding, of course you aren't.

Just FYI, if a hot war kicks off with Russia v US you bump these actions up to treason.
 
2022-01-26 2:19:24 PM  
"Tucker Carlson is a Commie!" "Why is Fox News so soft on Commies?"

C'mon Dems, keep yelling it loud and clear.
 
2022-01-26 2:29:01 PM  
I approve of this name.  it brings me joy, it may stay.
 
2022-01-26 3:10:11 PM  

mjjt: "Tucker Carlson is a Commie!" "Why is Fox News so soft on Commies?"

C'mon Dems, keep yelling it loud and clear.


They had a meltdown about Biden calling someone a Son of a biatch on an open mic and Dems are afraid of offending the right. Do you think they'd do that?
 
2022-01-26 3:21:31 PM  
I'm just left wondering how bad the kompromat or how big the paycheck.

farkin' sellout.
 
2022-01-26 3:22:40 PM  
Apropos of nothing tucker Carlson is a steaming pile of quisling shiat
 
2022-01-26 3:24:52 PM  
Someone needs to slip Tucker a Polonium roofie.
 
2022-01-26 3:25:26 PM  
Maybe that bowtie wasn't so sentient after all...
 
2022-01-26 3:26:32 PM  

Glitchwerks: I'm just left wondering how bad the kompromat or how big the paycheck.

farkin' sellout.


The thing is... Tuckyo rubbed elbows with a REAL dictator (not just Trump) and now he thinks he's one too. It's as if he just forgot about the fact that he isn't a political leader of any sort.

So you see, when your mother rejects you when you're 6 years old, it will fark your head up so hard it makes you believe your own stupid lies. That's my takeaway on this Tuckyo Blows P,O,S. guy.
 
2022-01-26 3:28:56 PM  

mjjt: "Tucker Carlson is a Commie!" "Why is Fox News so soft on Commies?"

C'mon Dems, keep yelling it loud and clear.


What moron still thinks Russians are communists?
Russians are Authoritarians. Putin is the strongest alpha, and so they let he murder who he pleases.
 
2022-01-26 3:29:39 PM  

Glitchwerks: I'm just left wondering how bad the kompromat or how big the paycheck.

farkin' sellout.


It's probably not even kompromat or bribery. It's probably just their extremely irrational hatred of Obama.

When Putin invaded Crimea in 2014, Obama said that was a bad thing, and the GOP have sided with Russia ever since then solely to take the stance on that issue which was opposite Obama's stance.

They've been actively working to destroy America since at least 2009. Trump merely accelerated the process.
 
2022-01-26 3:30:52 PM  

JokerMattly: mjjt: "Tucker Carlson is a Commie!" "Why is Fox News so soft on Commies?"

C'mon Dems, keep yelling it loud and clear.

What moron still thinks Russians are communists?
Russians are Authoritarians. Putin is the strongest alpha, and so they let he murder who he pleases.


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2022-01-26 3:31:01 PM  
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2022-01-26 3:31:24 PM  
Is he wearing a different suit every other sentence?
 
2022-01-26 3:32:19 PM  
Of course they're being used. I mean, they're using the same writers and cross marketing was intended in the first place.
 
2022-01-26 3:32:29 PM  
Declaring war on Russia would make Tucker's show illegal.
 
2022-01-26 3:32:39 PM  

mjjt: "Tucker Carlson is a Commie!" "Why is Fox News so soft on Commies?"

C'mon Dems, keep yelling it loud and clear.


Because they aren't "commies" any more. The day they became a corrupt oligarchy and nascent plutocracy, they became Republicans' best friends.
 
2022-01-26 3:32:41 PM  

King Something: It's probably just their extremely irrational hatred of Obama.


While technically correct, you could have saved some words and just said, "racism".  Can't have a black man getting away with being correct AND in a position of power, AND more respected than your white leader, can you?
 
2022-01-26 3:34:03 PM  

JokerMattly: mjjt: "Tucker Carlson is a Commie!" "Why is Fox News so soft on Commies?"

C'mon Dems, keep yelling it loud and clear.

What moron still thinks Russians are communists?
Russians are Authoritarians. Putin is the strongest alpha, and so they let he murder who he pleases.


Kleptocracy with smash & grab economics.
 
2022-01-26 3:35:55 PM  
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2022-01-26 3:36:10 PM  

JokerMattly: mjjt: "Tucker Carlson is a Commie!" "Why is Fox News so soft on Commies?"

C'mon Dems, keep yelling it loud and clear.

What moron still thinks Russians are communists?


Conservatives.
 
2022-01-26 3:36:31 PM  

Purple_Urkle: JokerMattly: mjjt: "Tucker Carlson is a Commie!" "Why is Fox News so soft on Commies?"

C'mon Dems, keep yelling it loud and clear.

What moron still thinks Russians are communists?
Russians are Authoritarians. Putin is the strongest alpha, and so they let he murder who he pleases.

Kleptocracy with smash & grab economics.


Communism is authoritarian.  Leftist authoritarian.  Put in and Russia are right wing authoritarian.  Fascists and oligarchs.
 
2022-01-26 3:37:03 PM  
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2022-01-26 3:37:10 PM  
... Am I the only one that saw this headline and thought a RuPaul's Drag Race contestant made the poltab?
 
2022-01-26 3:37:59 PM  
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2022-01-26 3:39:06 PM  

Liese: ... Am I the only one that saw this headline and thought a RuPaul's Drag Race contestant made the poltab?


I didn't get as far a RuPaul's Drag Race, but I was definitely wondering about making a comment about Silence of the Lambs. Tuckyo NadsSon or something.
 
2022-01-26 3:39:37 PM  
He's only following paychecks
 
2022-01-26 3:40:15 PM  

JokerMattly: mjjt: "Tucker Carlson is a Commie!" "Why is Fox News so soft on Commies?"

C'mon Dems, keep yelling it loud and clear.

What moron still thinks Russians are communists?
Russians are Authoritarians. Putin is the strongest alpha, and so they let he murder who he pleases.


As long as the money keeps flowing to the rest of the criminal syndicate.

That's why the SWIFT sanctions and moves to wean Europe off Russian gas drew real howls.

Cut off the money and Putin will die fast and his expansionist bullshiat will die with him.
 
2022-01-26 3:41:22 PM  

austerity101: JokerMattly: mjjt: "Tucker Carlson is a Commie!" "Why is Fox News so soft on Commies?"

C'mon Dems, keep yelling it loud and clear.

What moron still thinks Russians are communists?

Conservatives.


The Republicans are probably confused because so many Russians keep stuffing cash in the GOP's collective gstring.

It's not communism, the GOP is whores that Russia buys cheap, whores that get free housing and meals from Sugar Vladdy.

It just feels like communism to them.
 
2022-01-26 3:41:55 PM  

Liese: ... Am I the only one that saw this headline and thought a RuPaul's Drag Race contestant made the poltab?


How you doin'?
 
2022-01-26 3:42:04 PM  
There is no need to be upset. Real progressives know that we should ignore tucker, and we should not risk offending the GOP. We should milquetoastily carry on as before and not even wring our hands as the loooooing sloooooow arm of Justice settles these things, or not.

The basic thing is to not do anything or even voice concern. Only a fauxgressive would try to stop this kind of thing or even complain about it much. Or complain about the democrat response to this. And no, sitting back screeching at others who complain and trying nothing does not make me a gop enabler. It makes me the only good liberal.
 
2022-01-26 3:44:21 PM  
I'll just leave this here...

Let's talk about agents, influence, and cultural opinion makers....
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2022-01-26 3:44:57 PM  
Was expecting either of Kentucky's senators
 
2022-01-26 3:46:15 PM  

Liese: ... Am I the only one that saw this headline and thought a RuPaul's Drag Race contestant made the poltab?


YOU BETTER WORK!
 
2022-01-26 3:47:54 PM  
Putin chased all the homosexuals out of Russia, so he's clearly on God's side so Christians should support him, and he's a real man's man. Have you seen him with his shirt off? I'm not gay, but if I was, hubba hubba.
 
2022-01-26 3:48:39 PM  
Why isn't he registered as a foreign agent?
 
2022-01-26 3:49:50 PM  

King Something: It's probably not even kompromat or bribery. It's probably just their extremely irrational hatred of Obama.



If Dems want to get Republicans on board, this is the only way:

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2022-01-26 3:50:51 PM  
Well known Russian TV personality would know that being recalled back to Moscow can be a death sentence.
 
2022-01-26 3:53:45 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Why isn't he registered as a foreign agent?


That would ketchup with him
 
2022-01-26 3:54:03 PM  
Traitors gonna treason.

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This is nothing new for them at all.
 
2022-01-26 3:54:37 PM  
The tough on Russia, small government, open markets, open to immigration Reaganites have had no problem ditching Ronnie's sunny outlook and 100% of his policies in favor of Trump-Tucker's protectionist, isolationist, big government, we-love-Russia, celebration of everything dumb and cruel faster than the Donald can tell them to get their shine box.
 
2022-01-26 3:56:06 PM  
Something is cyberattacking Discord right this moment.

Russia, is it you? A you farking around?

Hey Tucker can you ask your best pal Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin to cut that shiat out because I'd like to go spam some cat pictures.
 
2022-01-26 3:56:43 PM  
Ugh, are you farking around.

Ugh, I'm grumpy.
 
2022-01-26 3:58:21 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: Purple_Urkle: JokerMattly: mjjt: "Tucker Carlson is a Commie!" "Why is Fox News so soft on Commies?"

C'mon Dems, keep yelling it loud and clear.

What moron still thinks Russians are communists?
Russians are Authoritarians. Putin is the strongest alpha, and so they let he murder who he pleases.

Kleptocracy with smash & grab economics.

Communism is authoritarian.  Leftist authoritarian.  Put in and Russia are right wing authoritarian.  Fascists and oligarchs.


Finally someone notices the nuance between fascism and authoritarianism.

/I'm not sure authoritarian communists are actually leftists, but I don't know enough theory to debate that point well
//mostly just what I've seen from personal experience with the group
 
2022-01-26 3:58:28 PM  
"But he's a patriot working for the US Supreme Republicans"....
 
2022-01-26 3:59:40 PM  
thank black jesus we got another tucker carlson thread.   that seven minutes since the last one felt like an eternity.
 
2022-01-26 4:00:20 PM  

Fista-Phobia: Liese: ... Am I the only one that saw this headline and thought a RuPaul's Drag Race contestant made the poltab?

YOU BETTER WORK!


Sashay away.
 
2022-01-26 4:00:56 PM  

Peki: I'm not sure authoritarian communists are actually leftists


When you're authoritarian enough, your politics boil down to "cower in fear and serve me, slave, or I'll have you butchered".

The demographic you select your henchmen from might change, but with all authority in one place there's not really much difference in economics or governance worth talking about.
 
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