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2022-01-26 10:32:41 AM  
Oh, I do believe these so-called "pro-lifers" have irrefutably proven their hypcrisy long before the mask thing.
 
2022-01-26 10:50:28 AM  
Does this mean I have to adopt all the unwanted masks?
 
2022-01-26 10:52:13 AM  
WTF is this drivel
 
2022-01-26 11:54:24 AM  

no1curr: WTF is this drivel


Giving a shiat about covid means you're pro-life. We should get matching face tattoos!
 
2022-01-26 11:55:30 AM  
No worries subs. Pro choice can choose either option, that is the definition of choice. You're good.
 
2022-01-26 12:21:23 PM  
I went to buy masks at the store but they said I needed to see doctor first and wait 24 hours before they'd sell it to me.
 
2022-01-26 12:55:11 PM  

edmo: I went to buy masks at the store but they said I needed to see doctor first and wait 24 hours before they'd sell it to me.


Did they force you to look at ultrasounds of what masks look like before you made your decision?
Hopefully none of the neighbors find out what you are doing because if you live in Texas they can sue.
 
2022-01-26 1:03:42 PM  

gunga galunga: Oh, I do believe these so-called "pro-lifers" have irrefutably proven their hypcrisy long before the mask thing.


It's basically a founding principle of American conservatism.
 
2022-01-26 1:04:23 PM  
Its my body, my choice. That's why I fart in elevators and shiat in urinals.
 
2022-01-26 1:05:22 PM  
The pro-life movement has never cared about consistently.
 
2022-01-26 1:07:07 PM  
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2022-01-26 1:08:33 PM  
Really?

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/types-of-masks.html

Masks
Anyone ages 2 years or older who is not vaccinated or not up to date on vaccines should wear masks in indoor public spaces.

Weird how we hate the CDC guidelines now.
 
2022-01-26 1:09:42 PM  
No, there are plenty of no-masks-ever people who don't think you should have the option to wear a mask either.
 
2022-01-26 1:10:27 PM  
We need to find a way to mask fetuses. Especially the ugly ones.
 
2022-01-26 1:10:29 PM  

no1curr: WTF is this drivel


False equivalence with a chaser of whatabout.  It's literally how conservatives do everything, mostly because it's what works when you have no sane platform.  So you run on the insane stuff, stuff that sounds good if you don't think about it for 5 seconds.  And their base has been conditioned to not think about it ever, so it works just fine
 
2022-01-26 1:11:51 PM  
Its pretty easy to be prochoice and pro mask. All you have to do is hold the scientifically proven belief that life begins at birth.
 
2022-01-26 1:13:13 PM  

Decorus: Its pretty easy to be prochoice and pro mask. All you have to do is hold the scientifically proven belief that life begins at birth.


So you disagree with the CDC? Because your science is stronger than theirs?

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/types-of-masks.html

Masks
Anyone ages 2 years or older who is not vaccinated or not up to date on vaccines should wear masks in indoor public spaces.
 
2022-01-26 1:13:17 PM  
I'm pro life, but only for specific people.  For example, I'm pro-life for all the children, but not you Tyler.  I can already tell you're going to be even worse as an adult.
 
2022-01-26 1:13:52 PM  
Yet another lefty who thinks the right cares about calling "gotcha!" on their blatant hypocrisy.

They didn't reason themselves into these positions, so it doesn't matter if they aren't internally consistent.  They revel in being hypocrites.  They thrive on fallacy.

Pointing out that their concern for human life ends appears to end at the moment of birth actually gives them a literal hard on.

You don't reason with right wingers.  You defeat them and marginalize their voices.
 
2022-01-26 1:15:08 PM  
Forcing rape victims to give birth to the offspring of their attackers is wrong.
Not wearing a mask during a respiratory disease pandemic is stupid.
False equivalence fallacy makes the world go around, apparently.
 
2022-01-26 1:15:14 PM  
I hear a Sealion in this thread.  Please don't feed it.
 
2022-01-26 1:15:29 PM  
Liberals really care about pointing out their hypocrisy while being super apathetic year after year at the polls and not realizing right wingers really don't give a shiat as they continue their inevitable march towards authoritarianism and worse.
 
2022-01-26 1:16:12 PM  
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Never Forget!
 
2022-01-26 1:18:05 PM  

TheSubjunctive: No, there are plenty of no-masks-ever people who don't think you should have the option to wear a mask either.


This guy has been in one of those rooms. I've been there too.
 
2022-01-26 1:19:02 PM  

Decorus: Its pretty easy to be prochoice and pro mask. All you have to do is hold the scientifically proven belief that life begins at birth.


Single celled bacterium are alive.  Viruses are arguably alive.  Do you have a point?
 
2022-01-26 1:21:00 PM  
I see Private shiatDepends is in the thread bolding parts of an argument.
 
2022-01-26 1:22:04 PM  

ColonelCathcart: Decorus: Its pretty easy to be prochoice and pro mask. All you have to do is hold the scientifically proven belief that life begins at birth.

So you disagree with the CDC? Because your science is stronger than theirs?

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/types-of-masks.html

Masks
Anyone ages 2 years or older who is not vaccinated or not up to date on vaccines should wear masks in indoor public spaces.


You repeated this twice but I'm not sure what you are trying to say. Care to clarify?
 
2022-01-26 1:22:37 PM  

Decorus: Its pretty easy to be prochoice and pro mask. All you have to do is hold the scientifically proven belief that life begins at birth.


wtf are you talking about? Eh, forget it. I'd argue with you but it's my Egg Fertilization Day and my coworkers got me a cake.
 
2022-01-26 1:22:59 PM  

Decorus: Its pretty easy to be prochoice and pro mask. All you have to do is hold the scientifically proven belief that life begins at birth.


Erm..."Scientifically proven" and "belief" are entirely contradictory statements.

For the record, "birth" is a useless descriptor, because a babby can be removed prematurely from its host mother at very early ages (the youngest on record was 19 weeks, if my Google Fu is up to snuff.) If your only definition is determination rests upon a babby being successfully pulled out of the womb, then you should be against abortion after 19 weeks. And when science improves and it gets down to 15 weeks, then you'll have to keep redefining your view again and again.
 
2022-01-26 1:23:46 PM  

sxacho: ColonelCathcart: Decorus: Its pretty easy to be prochoice and pro mask. All you have to do is hold the scientifically proven belief that life begins at birth.

So you disagree with the CDC? Because your science is stronger than theirs?

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/types-of-masks.html

Masks
Anyone ages 2 years or older who is not vaccinated or not up to date on vaccines should wear masks in indoor public spaces.

You repeated this twice but I'm not sure what you are trying to say. Care to clarify?


A Farker is claimed science on his side completely ignored the actual scienticians point of view from the CDC.

I'd like them to clarify whether they're hypocritical, illiterate, or full of shiat.
 
2022-01-26 1:24:56 PM  

ColonelCathcart: A Farker is claimed science on his side completely ignored the actual scienticians point of view from the CDC.


The CDC is not trustworthy. They just want you to go back to work, health consequences be damned.
 
2022-01-26 1:25:43 PM  

ColonelCathcart: Decorus: Its pretty easy to be prochoice and pro mask. All you have to do is hold the scientifically proven belief that life begins at birth.

So you disagree with the CDC? Because your science is stronger than theirs?

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/types-of-masks.html

Masks
Anyone ages 2 years or older who is not vaccinated or not up to date on vaccines should wear masks in indoor public spaces.


Convenient that you left out the very next line:
This recommendation also applies to people who are up to date on their vaccines when they are in an area of substantial or high transmission.

And if you bother to click the link on their page, you'll see that every county in the US is "substantial" or "high" save four.  Follow the CDC guidance and put on your mask.
 
2022-01-26 1:25:54 PM  

Shaggy_C: ColonelCathcart: A Farker is claimed science on his side completely ignored the actual scienticians point of view from the CDC.

The CDC is not trustworthy. They just want you to go back to work, health consequences be damned.


Biden's CDC is untrustworthy? Please, do go on and tell us why.
 
2022-01-26 1:26:08 PM  

ColonelCathcart: sxacho: ColonelCathcart: Decorus: Its pretty easy to be prochoice and pro mask. All you have to do is hold the scientifically proven belief that life begins at birth.

So you disagree with the CDC? Because your science is stronger than theirs?

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/types-of-masks.html

Masks
Anyone ages 2 years or older who is not vaccinated or not up to date on vaccines should wear masks in indoor public spaces.

You repeated this twice but I'm not sure what you are trying to say. Care to clarify?

A Farker is claimed science on his side completely ignored the actual scienticians point of view from the CDC.

I'd like them to clarify whether they're hypocritical, illiterate, or full of shiat.


Yeah but what are you even trying to say, Private Carhartt?
 
2022-01-26 1:26:58 PM  

Decorus: Its pretty easy to be prochoice and pro mask. All you have to do is hold the scientifically proven belief that life begins at birth.


Hahahaha this is great
 
2022-01-26 1:27:16 PM  

ColonelCathcart: sxacho: ColonelCathcart: Decorus: Its pretty easy to be prochoice and pro mask. All you have to do is hold the scientifically proven belief that life begins at birth.

So you disagree with the CDC? Because your science is stronger than theirs?

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/types-of-masks.html

Masks
Anyone ages 2 years or older who is not vaccinated or not up to date on vaccines should wear masks in indoor public spaces.

You repeated this twice but I'm not sure what you are trying to say. Care to clarify?

A Farker is claimed science on his side completely ignored the actual scienticians point of view from the CDC.

I'd like them to clarify whether they're hypocritical, illiterate, or full of shiat.


Ah. I'm curious if you read that link you posted.
 
2022-01-26 1:28:07 PM  
This thread is like a circular firing squad but instead of guns it's trolling
 
2022-01-26 1:28:24 PM  

ColonelCathcart: science is stronger


Every time I see one of your posts I call my congresscritter and tell them to cut social security
 
2022-01-26 1:30:45 PM  

moothemagiccow: ColonelCathcart: science is stronger

Every time I see one of your posts I call my congresscritter and tell them to cut social security


God bless you sir. You're doing God's work.

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2022-01-26 1:38:31 PM  

ColonelCathcart: sxacho: ColonelCathcart: Decorus: Its pretty easy to be prochoice and pro mask. All you have to do is hold the scientifically proven belief that life begins at birth.

So you disagree with the CDC? Because your science is stronger than theirs?

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/types-of-masks.html

Masks
Anyone ages 2 years or older who is not vaccinated or not up to date on vaccines should wear masks in indoor public spaces.

You repeated this twice but I'm not sure what you are trying to say. Care to clarify?

A Farker is claimed science on his side completely ignored the actual scienticians point of view from the CDC.

I'd like them to clarify whether they're hypocritical, illiterate, or full of shiat.


"Scienticians"?
wooowww......
 
2022-01-26 1:41:21 PM  
Well luckily there are no hypocrites amongst the Pro-Life folks.
 
2022-01-26 1:44:53 PM  

gilgigamesh: Decorus: Its pretty easy to be prochoice and pro mask. All you have to do is hold the scientifically proven belief that life begins at birth.

Single celled bacterium are alive.  Viruses are arguably alive.  Do you have a point?


No, no they're not.

FTA: Living things reproduce. In general, cells reproduce by making a copy of their DNA. Unlike cells, viruses do not have the tools to make a copy of their DNA. But they have found other ways to make new viruses. This is done by inserting virus genetic material into a host cell. This causes the cell to make a copy of the virus DNA, making more viruses.
 
2022-01-26 1:49:46 PM  

ZMugg: gilgigamesh: Decorus: Its pretty easy to be prochoice and pro mask. All you have to do is hold the scientifically proven belief that life begins at birth.

Single celled bacterium are alive.  Viruses are arguably alive.  Do you have a point?

No, no they're not.

FTA: Living things reproduce. In general, cells reproduce by making a copy of their DNA. Unlike cells, viruses do not have the tools to make a copy of their DNA. But they have found other ways to make new viruses. This is done by inserting virus genetic material into a host cell. This causes the cell to make a copy of the virus DNA, making more viruses.


Almost right, but viruses do not find ways to make more viruses. They have no will, and are more mechanical than alive. They're a product of the evolution of life on Earth.
 
2022-01-26 1:54:46 PM  
Why is it always the same people who refuse to wipe their ass after they shiat are the same who refuse to wear masks?
 
2022-01-26 1:55:18 PM  

ColonelCathcart: Biden's CDC is untrustworthy? Please, do go on and tell us why.


They changed the isolation window to five days and dropped the requirement to test before leaving isolation? It's clear that preventing spread of the disease is no longer the default position.

Fauci even explained that the reason for the change was for people to 'get back to their jobs to keep society running smoothly', not because it is a safe way to protect Americans from disease and death. The CDC is doing the bidding of corporate America.
 
2022-01-26 1:55:49 PM  

LarryDan43: Why is it always the same people who refuse to wipe their ass after they shiat are the same who refuse to wear masks?


They wipe their own ass. They just don't wash their hands.
 
2022-01-26 1:59:18 PM  
but abortion is even more contagious than the rona. hell, I once had a miscarriage after walking by someone who'd had an abortion, and I wasn't even pregnant to begin with!

/at least now I have natural immunity to forming babby
 
2022-01-26 2:02:24 PM  

gunga galunga: Oh, I do believe these so-called "pro-lifers" have irrefutably proven their hypcrisy long before the mask thing.


They're not pro-life, they are anti-choice.

They are not anti-vax, they are pro-Covid.

We need to use the right terms to describe these dipshiats.
 
2022-01-26 2:10:44 PM  
"My Body My Choice" doesn't apply when the choice can spread a problem to other people's bodies. Your "choice" can be to stay home.

But of course, you all knew that already!
 
2022-01-26 2:11:22 PM  

ZMugg: gilgigamesh: Decorus: Its pretty easy to be prochoice and pro mask. All you have to do is hold the scientifically proven belief that life begins at birth.

Single celled bacterium are alive.  Viruses are arguably alive.  Do you have a point?

No, no they're not.

FTA: Living things reproduce. In general, cells reproduce by making a copy of their DNA. Unlike cells, viruses do not have the tools to make a copy of their DNA. But they have found other ways to make new viruses. This is done by inserting virus genetic material into a host cell. This causes the cell to make a copy of the virus DNA, making more viruses.


I think you missed my point.  And while the answer is "probably not," whether or not a virus is alive is more of a fluid concept than you state here.  Because what constitutes being alive is open to debate.

Hence my point that declaring that "a zygote is alive therefore debate over" like pro-lifers enjoy doing is a fallacy that probably sounds smart in an echo chamber, but is essentially meaningless in the context of the debate over abortion.
 
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