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(NJ.com)   Rob my grocery store, shame on you. Rob it again, shame on me. Rob it a third time, this is getting crazy. Try to rob it a fourth time in six days and that's just pushing your luck   (nj.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Crime, Hudson County, New Jersey, Robbery, Jersey City grocery store, Theft, Agustin Lopez Jr., 77-year-old Augie Lopez Sr., Store surveillance video  
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2350 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jan 2022 at 1:04 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-26 11:14:02 AM  
Good job
 
2022-01-26 11:51:31 AM  
The first few times were just to case the joint, and rob it a little bit.
 
2022-01-26 1:06:55 PM  
Under the influence of CDS? Wazzat?
 
2022-01-26 1:07:59 PM  
He has to come back in 6 days for the 4th robbery because he got 5 days in jail for the other 3 strong armed robberies.
 
2022-01-26 1:10:05 PM  

lifeslammer: Under the influence of CDS? Wazzat?


Better than being under the influence of LDS.

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2022-01-26 1:25:55 PM  
What's the big deal, he has insurance and is a business owner so obviously is swimming in cash Scrooge McDuck style.
 
2022-01-26 1:27:06 PM  
"No, I didn't bring my own bag...just give me the money already!"
 
2022-01-26 1:30:16 PM  
Hunter Thompson wrote about robbing a Louisville gas station three times in three days [citation required].   He then reconnoitered the place to see it defended by rednecks, shotguns and dogs.  He lamented that he didn't get to steal all the pennies from the bubble gum machine.
 
2022-01-26 1:30:39 PM  

SouthParkCon: What's the big deal, he has insurance and is a business owner so obviously is swimming in cash Scrooge McDuck style.


That's so un-American of you.
"Small business owners" like this guy and Joe the Plumber (real name and profession) and The My Pillow Guy deserve all the government money and protections. We should get rid of their tax burdens, and give them financial incentives. Shift all the tax burden to the "working" (who rarely are willing to work) class, and get rid of services for anyone who isn't a job creator.
 
2022-01-26 1:36:04 PM  
I love the Soviet primer color for the storefront. Seriously, where does this shiat come from? The Cambodians and Vietnamese in Atlanta put this shiat all over their houses.
 
2022-01-26 1:38:05 PM  

Sexy Jesus: I love the Soviet primer color for the storefront. Seriously, where does this shiat come from? The Cambodians and Vietnamese in Atlanta put this shiat all over their houses.


Have another hit
 
2022-01-26 1:47:56 PM  
"I feel much, much safer now," said the 77-year-old Augie Lopez Sr., who told The Jersey Journal last week that he was fearful every time someone wearing a ski mask came through the door.

I'm just going to leave this here. It's New Jersey, after all.
 
2022-01-26 1:51:50 PM  
There's a saying in Texas, and maybe Tennessee, Rob my grocery store, shame on you, Rob it again, um, um, you can't get your grocery store robbed again
 
2022-01-26 2:06:38 PM  

lifeslammer: Under the influence of CDS? Wazzat?


concrete drop syndrome?
 
2022-01-26 2:17:31 PM  
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2022-01-26 2:20:26 PM  
Clearly a cry for help with assisted suicide
 
2022-01-26 2:38:53 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: The first few times were just to case the joint, and rob it a little bit.


User name checks out.

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2022-01-26 2:47:49 PM  
This Rob guy sounds like a bit of a dick.
 
2022-01-26 2:47:49 PM  

lifeslammer: Under the influence of CDS? Wazzat?



I looked up CDS, apparently this fellow was under the influence of the Chicago Dental Society.
 
2022-01-26 2:48:13 PM  

lifeslammer: Under the influence of CDS? Wazzat?


Credit Default Swaps. Still causing problems more than a decade later.
 
2022-01-26 3:11:14 PM  

guestguy: "No, I didn't bring my own bag...just give me the money already!"


Okay, but there's a ten cent charge for that. The nice officer will add it to your charges.
 
2022-01-26 3:54:37 PM  

khatores: "I feel much, much safer now," said the 77-year-old Augie Lopez Sr., who told The Jersey Journal last week that he was fearful every time someone wearing a ski mask came through the door.

I'm just going to leave this here. It's New Jersey, after all.


Looks like I'm needed in this thread too.  And as a bonus, I'm a NJ native.
 
2022-01-26 4:11:11 PM  

lifeslammer: Under the influence of CDS? Wazzat?


found it!
Cornelia de Lange syndrome
 
2022-01-26 7:47:12 PM  
  I hate this new thing of not putting up the mug shot.  I get it, Right wingers can use it to justify their racial bias.   Us normies though just want to see what someone this dumb looks like, dammit! :*(
 
2022-01-26 8:08:58 PM  
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Problem solved, he's just gonna get bail and come back again......
 
2022-01-26 9:35:07 PM  
I can't believe you've all forgotten about CDs already.
 
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