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(ABC7 San Francisco)   Apple CEO Tim Cook stalked by woman demanding sex, mailing him photos of guns, claiming he is the father of her children. No word if she's run in and hurled a sledgehammer at a giant video of Big Brother yet   (abc7news.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Stalking, Restraining order, Apple CEO Tim Cook, Delusional disorder, Erotomania, Virginia woman accused, court papers, Injunction  
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2022-01-26 11:20:07 AM  
"Subby messed up. Your name is actually Tim Apple"
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2022-01-26 11:26:04 AM  
A woman?

LOL
 
2022-01-26 12:42:26 PM  
Who's going to tell her?
 
2022-01-26 12:43:45 PM  
That's the kind of person you set all their sights to high and right so you can run low and left.
 
2022-01-26 12:45:02 PM  
Halfway through the article headline thinking "Tim Cook stalked past a woman and demanded sex from her?"
 
2022-01-26 12:46:26 PM  
FTFA: "This is concerning, and it's potentially dangerous," Dr. Plante told ABC7 News. "And I would hope that Tim Cook would do everything he can to take it seriously and try to protect himself because restraining orders and stuff like that can only take us so far."

lol, that's something only us little people have to worry about. Cook is an oligarch, and a rich and high profile one, so I'm sure his private security force won't have much trouble with her.
 
2022-01-26 12:46:58 PM  
Is her son Joaquin Phoenix's Joker?
 
2022-01-26 12:47:01 PM  

SwiftFox: Halfway through the article headline thinking "Tim Cook stalked past a woman and demanded sex from her?"


I thought the same thing and wondered if it was the same Tim Cook.  Then I realized the error I made.
 
2022-01-26 12:49:35 PM  
Whatever erotomania is, I think I give women the opposite of it.
 
2022-01-26 12:49:46 PM  
It worked out for John Lennon. I say we let her go.
 
2022-01-26 12:50:44 PM  
She sounds fun!
 
2022-01-26 12:51:16 PM  
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2022-01-26 12:51:18 PM  
Is it Billie Jean?  I heard she was a Star F*cker.
 
2022-01-26 12:52:07 PM  
She should use an Apple AirTag on his car.
 
2022-01-26 12:52:44 PM  

mongbiohazard: FTFA: "This is concerning, and it's potentially dangerous," Dr. Plante told ABC7 News. "And I would hope that Tim Cook would do everything he can to take it seriously and try to protect himself because restraining orders and stuff like that can only take us so far."

lol, that's something only us little people have to worry about. Cook is an oligarch, and a rich and high profile one, so I'm sure his private security force won't have much trouble with her.


They do a pretty good job keeping them out of his arcology
 
2022-01-26 12:53:07 PM  
Stalking him? I don't think I'd be able to spot this farker in a lineup. Most generic old white guy you can find
 
2022-01-26 12:54:05 PM  
The article mentions this fact multiple times so it got me wondering, how did they know that the gun in the picture was loaded?1
 
2022-01-26 12:54:16 PM  
She and Hinkley can start the Wrong Tree club.
 
2022-01-26 12:55:14 PM  
Pics or gtfo.
 
2022-01-26 12:55:54 PM  

PaceyWhitter: The article mentions this fact multiple times so it got me wondering, how did they know that the gun in the picture was loaded?1


They don't. It's the media. It might not even actually be a gun. It could be a Granny Smith Apple, and they'd call it a Glock.
 
2022-01-26 12:56:21 PM  

Old Man Winter: Is it Billie Jean?  I heard she was a Star F*cker.


She's heard Apple lets him take home scrap copper
 
2022-01-26 12:57:03 PM  

moothemagiccow: Stalking him? I don't think I'd be able to spot this farker in a lineup. Most generic old white guy you can find


Well, unfortunately the world doesn't use you to identify people on the street, or this could have been avoided altogether.
 
2022-01-26 1:01:20 PM  

mongbiohazard: FTFA: "This is concerning, and it's potentially dangerous," Dr. Plante told ABC7 News. "And I would hope that Tim Cook would do everything he can to take it seriously and try to protect himself because restraining orders and stuff like that can only take us so far."

lol, that's something only us little people have to worry about. Cook is an oligarch, and a rich and high profile one, so I'm sure his private security force won't have much trouble with her.


I worked with a guy who was hounded by a woman who thought he was a musician in a very famous band you've heard of. The emails from this lady were on a level of mental illness beyond anything I could imagine.

The mistaken identity sort of made some sense in that he did have a connection to the band, and he used that to alert their management who was quite aware of the lady. Restraining orders, etc had been issued, but she apparently thought she'd found the musician's personal email address and, wow, just wow.

The emails were all sorts of messed up. She accused him of sending body double of her own family members to spy on her, claimed that the lead singer was in on a plot to keep her away from her love.

To call it insane doesn't do it justice. This went on for years until it just stopped.

We have no idea what happened, but we hope she got help.
 
2022-01-26 1:04:52 PM  
SMITHERS, RELEASE THE GENIUSES!
 
2022-01-26 1:07:20 PM  

CFitzsimmons: mongbiohazard: FTFA: "This is concerning, and it's potentially dangerous," Dr. Plante told ABC7 News. "And I would hope that Tim Cook would do everything he can to take it seriously and try to protect himself because restraining orders and stuff like that can only take us so far."

lol, that's something only us little people have to worry about. Cook is an oligarch, and a rich and high profile one, so I'm sure his private security force won't have much trouble with her.

I worked with a guy who was hounded by a woman who thought he was a musician in a very famous band you've heard of. The emails from this lady were on a level of mental illness beyond anything I could imagine.

The mistaken identity sort of made some sense in that he did have a connection to the band, and he used that to alert their management who was quite aware of the lady. Restraining orders, etc had been issued, but she apparently thought she'd found the musician's personal email address and, wow, just wow.

The emails were all sorts of messed up. She accused him of sending body double of her own family members to spy on her, claimed that the lead singer was in on a plot to keep her away from her love.

To call it insane doesn't do it justice. This went on for years until it just stopped.

We have no idea what happened, but we hope she got help.


One of the family doppelgangers began slipping psych meds into her food.
 
2022-01-26 1:12:47 PM  

Mikey1969: moothemagiccow: Stalking him? I don't think I'd be able to spot this farker in a lineup. Most generic old white guy you can find

Well, unfortunately the world doesn't use you to identify people on the street, or this could have been avoided altogether.


Found the stalker's Fark account
 
2022-01-26 1:13:27 PM  
I didn't have my glasses on when I read the headline. At first I thought it said she was claiming to be the father of his children.
 
2022-01-26 1:26:58 PM  
In emails to Cook, she claims she is the CEO's wife and that he is the father of her twin children.

Does she go by Mrs. Apple?
 
2022-01-26 1:32:27 PM  

Mikey1969: PaceyWhitter: The article mentions this fact multiple times so it got me wondering, how did they know that the gun in the picture was loaded?1

They don't. It's the media. It might not even actually be a gun. It could be a Granny Smith Apple, and they'd call it a Glock.


I'm confident they are simply following the rules of safe firearm handling and treating every gun as if it were loaded.
 
2022-01-26 1:40:42 PM  

Mikey1969: PaceyWhitter: The article mentions this fact multiple times so it got me wondering, how did they know that the gun in the picture was loaded?1

They don't. It's the media. It might not even actually be a gun. It could be a Granny Smith Apple, and they'd call it a Glock.


A fully automatic glock.
 
2022-01-26 1:43:55 PM  
Gawd. This reminds me of the thing with some woman and Bill Gates back in the day.
Halcyon Rose or something like that. Made wild accusations of being kidnapped, flown by helicopter somewhere, and whatnot. And that was back in the 90s (was a Usenet news group thread. That lady also was into aliens or something).

There are all kinds of crazy, but these people.. are special.
 
2022-01-26 1:49:47 PM  
a photo of the suspect seen with her child:
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2022-01-26 2:05:59 PM  

CFitzsimmons: The emails were all sorts of messed up. She accused him of sending body double of her own family members to spy on her, claimed that the lead singer was in on a plot to keep her away from her love.

To call it insane doesn't do it justice.


That sounds a lot like schizophrenia or more accurately, Capgras delusion.
 
2022-01-26 2:19:06 PM  
Wow, she is certainly barking up the wrong apple tree.
 
2022-01-26 2:24:10 PM  

TappingTheVein: CFitzsimmons: The emails were all sorts of messed up. She accused him of sending body double of her own family members to spy on her, claimed that the lead singer was in on a plot to keep her away from her love.

To call it insane doesn't do it justice.

That sounds a lot like schizophrenia or more accurately, Capgras delusion.


Interesting. It's kind of annoying that we don't have a resolution to the situation, but we can only hope she got the help she needed. None of her emails were violent, per se, but she was obviously very frustrated and irrational.
 
2022-01-26 2:27:58 PM  

American-Irish eyes: Mikey1969: PaceyWhitter: The article mentions this fact multiple times so it got me wondering, how did they know that the gun in the picture was loaded?1

They don't. It's the media. It might not even actually be a gun. It could be a Granny Smith Apple, and they'd call it a Glock.

A fully automatic glock.


ah I see you too but airsoft parts and fuel filters on wish dot com
 
2022-01-26 2:29:28 PM  

overthinker: Gawd. This reminds me of the thing with some woman and Bill Gates back in the day.
Halcyon Rose or something like that. Made wild accusations of being kidnapped, flown by helicopter somewhere, and whatnot. And that was back in the 90s (was a Usenet news group thread. That lady also was into aliens or something).

There are all kinds of crazy, but these people.. are special.


Now days they get elected to office by Republicans
 
2022-01-26 2:39:43 PM  
"Sure, and there's a Rex Reed Junior"

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2022-01-26 2:56:21 PM  
She sure is barking up the wrong tree with her main demand. It's like she doesn't even know the object of her affection / obsession.
 
2022-01-26 3:05:27 PM  
Sounds like she might wind up kneeling on the tracks.
 
2022-01-26 3:12:26 PM  

RolfBlitzer: She should use an Apple AirTag on his car.


I came here to say this
 
2022-01-26 3:16:59 PM  
Can't tell if the cray cray is strong with this one Maybe?
 
2022-01-26 3:19:14 PM  
Barking up the wrong apple tree
 
2022-01-26 3:45:34 PM  

yuthinasia: Can't tell if the cray cray is strong with this one Maybe?


oh boy.

(Still would hit it, of course).
 
2022-01-26 4:33:35 PM  
CFitzsimmons: ... The emails were all sorts of messed up. She accused him of sending body double of her own family members to spy on her...

That's a very common schizophrenic delusion.
 
2022-01-26 4:44:50 PM  
Now why can't I meet a nice dedicated girl like this?


Years ago when I worked in radio I did get a few stalkers over the years, one I actually did date she kept the crazy on the DL until the third date and started going on about how she first saw me at an event and just started going to events to see if I was there, talked about moving in and getting married and by that point the red flags were flying high and on fire. Took me a long time to shake her and she had my cell so I would get calls at 2 am from unknown numbers and if I did answer I could hear a TV or radio in the background and they would touch the number pad. It finally just ended and one of my coworkers said they saw her with another guy and eventually I saw her at a club with another guy and I paid no mind to her since I was there with the young lady I was dating.
 
2022-01-26 4:47:33 PM  
Maybe she believes she can 'fix' him with her sexytime moves or her loaded revolver

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2022-01-26 5:20:51 PM  
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2022-01-26 11:36:55 PM  

Walker: "Subby messed up. Your name is actually Tim Apple"
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Came here for this.
 
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