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(ABC7Amarillo)   12-year-old rescued from sewage drain after snakes prevent her escape, as police officer reports he was tired of these monkey fighting snakes in the Monday to Friday drain   (abc7amarillo.com) divider line
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2022-01-26 11:10:25 AM  
One of them, a 12-year-old girl named Tori, had an idea: crawl into a drainage pipe.

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2022-01-26 11:25:34 AM  
And we shall call her "Newt".
 
2022-01-26 12:55:39 PM  
But are the gorillas ok? Awful cold.
 
2022-01-26 12:57:39 PM  
Snakes in a Drain

In theaters, Fall 2022
 
2022-01-26 12:58:16 PM  
Second to last line of the article makes it clear the author knew what they had to work with.

And WTF Mom- a choice? Your kid is trapped in a storm drain, you call 911.
 
2022-01-26 1:02:03 PM  

Walker: One of them, a 12-year-old girl named Tori, had an idea: crawl into a drainage pipe.

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Have you met children?

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2022-01-26 1:02:56 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Second to last line of the article makes it clear the author knew what they had to work with.

And WTF Mom- a choice? Your kid is trapped in a storm drain, you call 911.


Well, calling 911, the kid could or mom may have ended up shot and killed. Or maybe their dog.
 
2022-01-26 1:04:47 PM  
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2022-01-26 1:05:53 PM  
getting caught between two snakes and a storm grate.

WHERE IT'S AT!!!
/that was a good drum break
 
2022-01-26 1:06:16 PM  

NINEv2: But are the gorillas ok? Awful cold.


Word is, they ain't happy, but feeling glad.
 
2022-01-26 1:06:27 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Second to last line of the article makes it clear the author knew what they had to work with.

And WTF Mom- a choice? Your kid is trapped in a storm drain, you call 911.


Author probably left out the part where the kid said she was too embarrassed to have the fire department come (12 year olds) .

In that situation my kid would have chose the snake (which I would have confirmed to be non-venomous by that point).
 
2022-01-26 1:07:51 PM  
Mom should get her some dungeon games so she can find her way out next time.

/+2 Hair ribbon ftw
 
2022-01-26 1:10:49 PM  

WastrelWay: Mom should get her some dungeon games so she can find her way out next time.

/+2 Hair ribbon ftw


Dude. Come on. TWELVE.
 
2022-01-26 1:20:34 PM  

Walker: One of them, a 12-year-old girl named Tori, had an idea: crawl into a drainage pipe.

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because it's friggin awesome that's why.  Grew up next to a large cemetery in Ft Worth where a pipe ran underneath it, a bird sanctuary, and a spill way and dumping into the Trinity river.  Went through that both with and without lights hunched over wading through knee deep water. Scary af, but awesome crawling through a pipe where above you are a bunch of dead and buried people.
The pipe entrance is near the southwest corner of Greenwood Cemetery in Ft. Worth near the maintanence buildings. I haven't been there in 20 somethin years, but I bet you could find some missing people if you went through it yourself. there used to be satanic graffiti in the pipes, and n the nearby woods some porn. As kids we'd crawl through the pipes with Woods porn bonus waiting at the other end.
 
2022-01-26 1:24:01 PM  

New Rising Sun: Walker: One of them, a 12-year-old girl named Tori, had an idea: crawl into a drainage pipe.

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Have you met children?


No, I try not to.
They're all sticky and covered in boogers.
 
2022-01-26 2:16:15 PM  
The only thing I wanted to know: "No snakes were harmed during the rescue."
 
2022-01-26 2:54:16 PM  
Bravo subby, now...

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2022-01-26 2:57:55 PM  
This thread needs more SFW Samuel L Jackson speech.  I want more moody foody talkin' in my mamby famby Fark threads!
 
2022-01-26 3:28:40 PM  

fuhfuhfuh: Snakes in a Drain

In theaters, Fall 2022


4th comment. Did not disappoint!

I have had it with these m*** snakes in this m***  drain!!!!
 
2022-01-26 3:53:41 PM  
Snakes on a Plane - "Monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane" TV version scene (1080p)
Youtube hc4aVX0yHws
 
2022-01-26 11:36:07 PM  
Good one, subby.
 
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