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(ABC News)   Biden warns he may sanction Vladimir Putin directly if Russia invades Ukraine, raising the tragic possibility of Putin having to downgrade to a Saltine cracker   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
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2022-01-26 2:37:27 PM  
The sooner Putin shuffles off this mortal coil, the better.
 
2022-01-26 4:33:16 PM  
That was pretty sneaky, smitty... kudos!
 
2022-01-26 4:33:19 PM  
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2022-01-26 4:33:20 PM  
Just another sign that the democrats are in disarray and Biden is weak. For shame, libs.
 
2022-01-26 4:35:41 PM  
Contrasted with tfg "let's just do whatever daddy pooty poot tells me"

Hard to know the real patriot
 
2022-01-26 4:36:15 PM  

fatassbastard: That was pretty sneaky, smitty... kudos!


Putin will still have a polonium umbrella in his mitt ...
 
2022-01-26 4:37:03 PM  
Putin on the Ritz
Youtube 6AMLF8OBmQM
 
2022-01-26 4:37:08 PM  
Send a collections agent to repo his tiny giraffe collection.
 
2022-01-26 4:37:10 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Just another sign that the democrats are in disarray and Biden is weak. For shame, libs.


Putin misses his lapdog, the Hairless Orange Pussyhound.
 
2022-01-26 4:37:41 PM  
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2022-01-26 4:40:33 PM  
Which raises the question, given all the bullshiat Putin's pulled the past decades, why aren't we sanctioning him personally already?
 
2022-01-26 4:41:21 PM  
We should just threaten to send a single platoon of Finns to defend Ukraine...

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2022-01-26 4:43:18 PM  
Wait a sec,
How do you sanction crack?
 
2022-01-26 4:43:21 PM  
Bad people willing to take things that don't belong to them don't really care if you say "you're not allowed to have this"

Obviously they're willing to just take it
 
2022-01-26 4:45:51 PM  

NephilimNexus: We should just threaten to send a single platoon of Finns to defend Ukraine...

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Foundations of Geopolitics outlines Russia's goal of the Finlandization of Europe.

The White Death was the first thing I thought of when I read that. Careful what you wish for, Vlad.
 
2022-01-26 4:47:17 PM  
Drone-strike the mofo

-Lithuania

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2022-01-26 4:49:07 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Which raises the question, given all the bullshiat Putin's pulled the past decades, why aren't we sanctioning him personally already?


I would imagine behind the scenes the USA and Russia have very secretive meetings that work out all the details like spy swapping, info exchanges and a whole lot of other stuff us normal citizens don't know about.

This is just the tip of the iceberg.
 
2022-01-26 4:49:21 PM  
Smart political move, cut off the RNC money at the source.
 
2022-01-26 4:53:13 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Wait a sec,
How do you sanction crack?


Demonetize Russia's YouTube content.
DJ Blyatman & XS Project - How We Party (Official Video)
Youtube agV86_dFVOE
 
2022-01-26 4:56:07 PM  
I say we send him a tin of poo for Valentine's Day, with a tag that says "From China".

/eat your heart out, Machiavelli
 
2022-01-26 4:58:18 PM  
I'm not sure what personal sanctions against Putin would accomplish. He can insulate himself very well. He is quite possibly the richest person in the world. It's just that most of his wealth is unofficial, so you don't see him on the list with Musk and Bezos and Zuck and that whole crew. But you could deprive him of hundreds of billions worth of assets and he will have easy access to many billions more. He will not suffer, other than being pissed off.
 
Juc [TotalFark]
2022-01-26 4:58:54 PM  

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that's gotta be my favourite gif of recent times.
 
2022-01-26 5:08:15 PM  

Super Chronic: I'm not sure what personal sanctions against Putin would accomplish. He can insulate himself very well. He is quite possibly the richest person in the world. It's just that most of his wealth is unofficial, so you don't see him on the list with Musk and Bezos and Zuck and that whole crew. But you could deprive him of hundreds of billions worth of assets and he will have easy access to many billions more. He will not suffer, other than being pissed off.


Pissing off the richest man in the world is a way of making him suffer as it makes it clear that they aren't quite as powerful as they think they are.  Money is a means, what rich men really crave is power.
 
2022-01-26 5:41:32 PM  
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2022-01-26 5:43:20 PM  

Juc: sleze: [media0.giphy.com image 498x334] [View Full Size image _x_]

that's gotta be my favourite gif of recent times.


Yes.. but the song should play while viewing....
 
2022-01-26 6:06:19 PM  
Taco - Puttin' On The Ritz (ZDF Silvester-Tanzparty, 31.12.1983)
Youtube 4OUnedMCCW0
 
2022-01-26 6:07:44 PM  
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2022-01-26 6:45:54 PM  

bluorangefyre: The sooner Putin shuffles off this mortal coil, the better.


And nothing will change...
 
2022-01-26 6:49:04 PM  

Dr Dreidel: [YouTube video: Putin on the Ritz]


Young frankenstein Putting On The Ritz
Youtube ab7NyKw0VYQ
 
2022-01-26 6:56:04 PM  

OlderGuy: Juc: sleze: [media0.giphy.com image 498x334] [View Full Size image _x_]

that's gotta be my favourite gif of recent times.

Yes.. but the song should play while viewing....


That's not how gifs work
 
2022-01-26 7:33:07 PM  
Total and absolute embargo of EVERYTHING to Russia, Forever.  Nobody in or out.  Total and absolute isolation.  Set up radio jammers and cut all the internet off.  Shoot down their sats.  No Food aid.  No technology, no oil in or out.  Make them evolve into a separate species.  Except one thing.  Have NATO and or Biden put a bounty on Putin.  Immediate citizenship to any NATO country and $5million to any person who kills Putin.  And have Biden issue a warning that in the event of Putin's death, any person who harms the killer will bring annhilation by atomic fusion power to the entirety of Russia.  Then we will salt the earth with cobalt weapons.  Completely wipe russia from the map.  And when we develop the tech, wipe russia from time.  Then we wait for news of Putin's death with one of those giant novelty checks made out for $5 million.
 
2022-01-26 8:21:10 PM  

Super Chronic: I'm not sure what personal sanctions against Putin would accomplish. He can insulate himself very well. He is quite possibly the richest person in the world. It's just that most of his wealth is unofficial, so you don't see him on the list with Musk and Bezos and Zuck and that whole crew. But you could deprive him of hundreds of billions worth of assets and he will have easy access to many billions more. He will not suffer, other than being pissed off.


Enjoy spending his vacations in... Russia.  And when he's tired of Russia, he can go to Belorus.
 
2022-01-26 10:25:04 PM  
Phht. Sanctions. Bitcoin is here to save the day for every tax evading scumbag and sociopathic tyrant on earth.
 
2022-01-26 10:46:28 PM  

sleze: [media0.giphy.com image 498x334]


Came to post this.

High five!
 
HKW
2022-01-27 2:11:31 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Total and absolute embargo of EVERYTHING to Russia, Forever.  Nobody in or out.  Total and absolute isolation.  Set up radio jammers and cut all the internet off.  Shoot down their sats.  No Food aid.  No technology, no oil in or out.  Make them evolve into a separate species.  Except one thing.  Have NATO and or Biden put a bounty on Putin.  Immediate citizenship to any NATO country and $5million to any person who kills Putin.  And have Biden issue a warning that in the event of Putin's death, any person who harms the killer will bring annhilation by atomic fusion power to the entirety of Russia.  Then we will salt the earth with cobalt weapons.  Completely wipe russia from the map.  And when we develop the tech, wipe russia from time.  Then we wait for news of Putin's death with one of those giant novelty checks made out for $5 million.


Hello Mr. Bolton.
 
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