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(NYPost)   Karen Schilling has thoughts on Baseball Hall of Fame voting, how to embezzle $100 million from America's smallest state   (nypost.com) divider line
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2022-01-26 1:03:24 PM  
Those were fine thoughts.
 
2022-01-26 2:32:07 PM  
Later on Tuesday night, he partook in a bizarre 40-minute social media livestream that included him trying to build cabinets, tending to his pet ferrets and more Hall of Fame talk about Ortiz to his own future hopes.

But mainly cabinets and ferrets.
 
2022-01-26 3:06:24 PM  

Sawdust and Mildew: Later on Tuesday night, he partook in a bizarre 40-minute social media livestream that included him trying to build cabinets, tending to his pet ferrets and more Hall of Fame talk about Ortiz to his own future hopes.

But mainly cabinets and ferrets.


Somehow, your user name checks out.
 
2022-01-26 3:12:00 PM  
why oh why did I read the comments on a NY Post article?
 
2022-01-26 3:13:06 PM  
That all seems pretty level headed for him.

Also, ferrets are cute but smell terrible.
 
2022-01-26 3:19:34 PM  
Schilling, whose request to be taken off this year's ballot...

I don't want those grapes anyway.  They look sour.

Schilling said he is still hopeful of reaching the Hall of Fame

Man, I sure would like some of those grapes...
 
2022-01-26 3:23:15 PM  

Uzzah: Schilling, whose request to be taken off this year's ballot...

I don't want those grapes anyway.  They look sour.

Schilling said he is still hopeful of reaching the Hall of Fame

Man, I sure would like some of those grapes...


He more meant getting inducted by the Veterans Committee. He knew he had no chance of going in on this year's regular ballot.

The funny thing is he was only 16 votes away last year, and his year-to-year totals had been going up. If he had managed to just keep his mouth shut about.. well, -everything-, for a full year, he probably would've gotten in.
 
2022-01-26 3:36:32 PM  

The Bestest: Uzzah: Schilling, whose request to be taken off this year's ballot...

I don't want those grapes anyway.  They look sour.

Schilling said he is still hopeful of reaching the Hall of Fame

Man, I sure would like some of those grapes...

He more meant getting inducted by the Veterans Committee. He knew he had no chance of going in on this year's regular ballot.

The funny thing is he was only 16 votes away last year, and his year-to-year totals had been going up. If he had managed to just keep his mouth shut about.. well, -everything-, for a full year, he probably would've gotten in.


This is Schilling we are talking about.  Keeping his mouth shut for 5 minutes is difficult.
 
2022-01-26 3:42:22 PM  
ha ha cry moar.
 
2022-01-26 3:43:02 PM  

The Bestest: why oh why did I read the comments on a NY Post article?


because you're severely masochistic?

/seriously, you should get some help for that
 
2022-01-26 3:43:32 PM  

virulent_loser: The Bestest: why oh why did I read the comments on a NY Post article?

because you're severely masochistic?

/seriously, you should get some help for that


hey, I don't kink-shame you!
 
2022-01-26 3:45:35 PM  

The Bestest: Uzzah: Schilling, whose request to be taken off this year's ballot...

I don't want those grapes anyway.  They look sour.

Schilling said he is still hopeful of reaching the Hall of Fame

Man, I sure would like some of those grapes...

He more meant getting inducted by the Veterans Committee. He knew he had no chance of going in on this year's regular ballot.

The funny thing is he was only 16 votes away last year, and his year-to-year totals had been going up. If he had managed to just keep his mouth shut about.. well, -everything-, for a full year, he probably would've gotten in.


How is that going to help his ongoing grift?
 
2022-01-26 3:54:51 PM  

The Bestest: virulent_loser: The Bestest: why oh why did I read the comments on a NY Post article?

because you're severely masochistic?

/seriously, you should get some help for that

hey, I don't kink-shame you!


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2022-01-26 4:09:06 PM  
The BBWAA is largely a bunch of self important jackasses that regurgitate conventional wisdom as "analysis" and pearl clutch more than Helen Lovejoy, but anytime someone takes ten minutes out of their busy day to fark Curt Schilling I will be there for it.
 
2022-01-26 5:52:07 PM  
It's a safe bet and a time saver to just assume that anyone who owns ferrets is a creepy weirdo you don't want to be associated with.
 
2022-01-26 7:41:11 PM  
As a liberal and a Yankees fan, I FARKING HATE SCHILLING!!!

If I had a Hall of Fame ballot, I wouldn't have thought twice about voting for him.
 
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