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(Twitter)   The newest Biden scandal according to the AP is, and I swear this is the dumbest timeline, eating ice cream in January   (twitter.com) divider line
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2557 clicks; posted to Politics » on 26 Jan 2022 at 11:32 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-26 7:28:08 AM  
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2022-01-26 7:38:45 AM  
Sure, it's a violently stupid criticism, but is it any worse than Obama's Dijon-gate?
 
2022-01-26 7:40:26 AM  
How many scoops though?
 
2022-01-26 7:49:27 AM  
Joe's response:

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2022-01-26 7:54:49 AM  
I scream, you scream, we all scream about everything. And nothing gets done.

It's the American way!
 
2022-01-26 8:04:40 AM  
I don't know what that is, but I assume it's an American owned small business or at least small chain? The cognitive dissonance in some people is astounding
 
2022-01-26 8:25:31 AM  
What a stupid sonofab*tch.
 
2022-01-26 8:29:06 AM  
2 facts in a single tweet?  That's not going to get him a Fox News job.
 
2022-01-26 8:44:12 AM  
Went to Culver's on Monday and had a custard for desert.
 
2022-01-26 9:11:39 AM  

Gubbo: How many scoops though?


According to Colbert last night, it was 2 scoops.  One "light" and one "dark", but nobody knew the actual flavors
 
2022-01-26 9:23:30 AM  
I may have to go to our local icecream shop this afternoon.  Sure there's a foot of snow on the ground, but they put up a little heated tent outside the serving window.  Open all year round.

It's always a good time for ice cream.
 
2022-01-26 9:52:06 AM  
It's genius actually. On a hot day ice cream melts too fast. At 34 degrees Biden can take his time and not risk brain freeze.
 
2022-01-26 11:21:52 AM  
I hear he got two scoops and everyone else could only have one, something about a new tradition
 
2022-01-26 11:23:33 AM  
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2022-01-26 11:33:54 AM  
Imma eat ice cream too, to piss off the conservatives.
 
2022-01-26 11:35:23 AM  
Cold weather is the best time for ice cream.
 
2022-01-26 11:35:28 AM  
Dear God, when it is ever not a good time for ice cream?
Maybe it is time to shut off the internet for a few weeks and let some sense...never mind, I'm being too optimistic again.
 
2022-01-26 11:35:30 AM  

Unrepentant Fool: Sure, it's a violently stupid criticism, but is it any worse than Obama's Dijon-gate?


Well, at least he hasn't hit tan suit-gate.
 
2022-01-26 11:35:58 AM  
There's a local ice cream store who adds a discount based on outside temp once it dips below like 50.
 
2022-01-26 11:36:02 AM  
Pshhh, I bet he drinks coffee during the summer too.
 
2022-01-26 11:36:17 AM  

Peki: Cold weather is the best time for ice cream.


All weather is ice cream weather.
 
2022-01-26 11:36:42 AM  
Don't tell them about Starbucks.  People buy hot coffee in the heat of the summer, too!
 
2022-01-26 11:36:50 AM  

Isitoveryet: Pshhh, I bet he drinks coffee during the summer too.


Smunnied.
 
2022-01-26 11:36:53 AM  
Honestly? That makes Biden sound tough.
 
2022-01-26 11:37:02 AM  
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// any weather is ice cream weather
// below freezing just means it melts slower
// or you could, like, eat it inside
 
2022-01-26 11:37:06 AM  
How it works.  Ice cream and popsicles are great in winter when the inside air is particularly dry.  Eating ice cream from your bare hands, outside in the cold, would be crazy though.
 
2022-01-26 11:37:36 AM  
Peter Doocy: "Is it fair to say that eating ice-cream when it's cold out is a sign of senility?"
Psaki: "Apparently, some of us are already suffering from chronic brain freeze, but no. No it isn't."
 
2022-01-26 11:37:44 AM  
I don't even care how the Flim Flam Führer likes his steak, never mind about Joe Biden eating ice cream.
 
2022-01-26 11:37:53 AM  

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Strong disagree here. Eating icecream in the 20's degree F is one of the best times for it.
 
2022-01-26 11:38:01 AM  
Clearly cause for impeachment.
 
2022-01-26 11:38:14 AM  
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2022-01-26 11:38:15 AM  

inglixthemad: All weather is ice cream weather.


*shakes sticky fist*
 
2022-01-26 11:39:04 AM  
You can't eat ice cream in the winter? Says who? It's food. You eat it when you want to eat it, regardless of the month or the temperature. Guess what? I don't have roast turkey just at Thanksgiving. Ooh! I also make pumpkin pie in July. SO SCARY!!!!

If I rolled my eyes any harder, I'd see what my brain stem looked like.
 
2022-01-26 11:39:11 AM  
Was Biden wearing a tan suit when he purchased the ice cream?? Did he go get a burger after and get dijon mustard in lieu of regular mustard?  If so, OMG!!!! The world is going to end!!! Gah!!!
/s
//people and their criticism are ridiculous
///three
 
2022-01-26 11:39:16 AM  
But was it two scoops? Because that's a REAL scandal worthy of months of vilification and memes.
 
2022-01-26 11:39:29 AM  
Where are you getting The Associated Press out of this subby?

Did I miss a joke?
 
2022-01-26 11:39:38 AM  
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2022-01-26 11:39:44 AM  

Isitoveryet: Pshhh, I bet he drinks coffee during the summer too.


I heard he eats cookies like he owns the place.
 
2022-01-26 11:39:48 AM  
I went to get some Jeni's ice cream in LA on Saturday and they were closed, not opening until 3 p.m.

Thanks, Biden.
 
2022-01-26 11:39:52 AM  

Isitoveryet: Pshhh, I bet he drinks coffee during the summer too.


D'oh!
 
2022-01-26 11:39:54 AM  
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2022-01-26 11:39:58 AM  
"Did somebody say ice cream?"

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2022-01-26 11:40:13 AM  
0 degrees here last week and I bought ice cream! It was 68 in the house so WTF?
 
2022-01-26 11:40:14 AM  

Destructor: Clearly cause for impeachment.


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// not a real flavor, though
 
2022-01-26 11:40:21 AM  
So... liberals eat ice cream to upset the conservatives and conservatives drink urine to upset the liberals.

Sounds about right
 
2022-01-26 11:40:59 AM  

Peki: Cold weather is the best time for ice cream.


Any time is the best time for ice cream (or frozen custard and maybe also for frozen yogurt).
 
2022-01-26 11:41:01 AM  
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Sounds like a heatwave and I'll eat ice cream whenever the fark I want to.
 
2022-01-26 11:41:44 AM  
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2022-01-26 11:42:06 AM  
Phone background for several years.

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2022-01-26 11:42:20 AM  
Next thing you know they will be calling him Joey Cold Scoops.
 
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