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(Yahoo)   Matthew Stafford can't figure out why Ndamukong Suh hates him. Maybe because Stafford doesn't kick everyone in the balls, "accidentally"   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Detroit Lions, Super Bowl, National Football League, American football, St. Louis Rams, sense of Ndamukong Suh, Matthew Stafford, Kelly Stafford  
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902 clicks; posted to Sports » on 26 Jan 2022 at 6:55 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-26 7:06:07 AM  
If you're not a regular listener to "The Morning After with KellyStafford," you're missing out

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2022-01-26 7:10:09 AM  
I don't need to hear another word from Kelly Stafford, thanks.
 
2022-01-26 7:10:25 AM  

Rapmaster2000: If you're not a regular listener to "The Morning After with KellyStafford," you're missing out

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2022-01-26 7:14:53 AM  
I don't know, I'd probably figure if a jerk like Suh hates me then I must be doing something right.
 
2022-01-26 7:20:33 AM  

alechemist: Rapmaster2000: If you're not a regular listener to "The Morning After with KellyStafford," you're missing out

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Can I blame Fark?  If it's real journalism, it probably has a paywall, and if it has a paywall, Fark loses its mind.
 
2022-01-26 7:26:01 AM  
Maybe-just maybe-Suh is an asshole.
 
2022-01-26 7:45:49 AM  

Rapmaster2000: If you're not a regular listener to "The Morning After with KellyStafford," you're missing out

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There was another press piece about a recent episode where she talked about a vacation with Matt Ryan and his wife.  They were at some fancy Caribbean island resort and got into a drinking game with Leonardo DiCaprio and his girlfriend.  The hook for the piece was how Leo licked Matt Ryan's wife's ear.
 
2022-01-26 7:50:13 AM  
We are officially at the point where anyone tangentall related to a celebrity gets celebrity status and influence.
 
2022-01-26 7:58:59 AM  
After reading that, I have to disagree with the author of the article: it was not interesting.  She didn't give us any insight, nor any knowledge.  She came off as boring.

Did anyone find that interesting?  Why?

Is Fark short on Sports submissions?
 
2022-01-26 8:14:07 AM  
Even if the Matt does go on to win a SB with the Rams, Mrs. Stafford leaving made the trade worth it for this Lions fan.  She's insufferable.
 
2022-01-26 8:40:31 AM  
Suh is one of the dirtiest players in the NFL, him trying to call someone else out is pretty hilarious.
 
2022-01-26 9:15:25 AM  
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2022-01-26 9:31:23 AM  

LL316: Even if the Matt does go on to win a SB with the Rams, Mrs. Stafford leaving made the trade worth it for this Lions fan.  She's insufferable.


I don't recall hearing much from her when she was in Detroit.  I heard about them having a kid (maybe two) and her cancer.  Those are news stories you'd hear about from a star on any team though.
 
2022-01-26 9:36:43 AM  
Ndamakong Suh is upset he got kicked?

Suh has stomped more people than Godzilla.
 
2022-01-26 9:39:36 AM  
Kelly Stafford is what they call, "a lot".
 
2022-01-26 9:41:26 AM  
I don't know much about Mrs. Stafford, except that she had a brain tumor and runs her mouth sometimes but this is pretty good:

"The best way to say 'F you' to someone without having to actually say it is to throw a dime right in their face at a zero all-out blitz right as he's coming for you. And you throw it right as he hits you and it hits Cooper (Kupp) right in the hands, and your kicker kicks a game-winning field goal. ... Matthew has done very good against an all-out blitz all year, so it was a very interesting call. So he saw it coming and just waited until Suh got as close as he could and just launched it right in his face."
 
2022-01-26 9:59:35 AM  

Jack Sabbath: Cooper (Kupp)


I still can't believe Cooper Kupp is a real name.
 
2022-01-26 10:04:26 AM  

Magnus: After reading that, I have to disagree with the author of the article: it was not interesting.  She didn't give us any insight, nor any knowledge.  She came off as boring.

Did anyone find that interesting?  Why?

Is Fark short on Sports submissions?


It's just a game people-interest-fluff-piece.
 
2022-01-26 10:17:58 AM  
I don't think she should spend much time trying to figure it out, there's nothing special about her husband to cause this, I think Suh just hates everyone he plays against, doesn't need a reason.
 
2022-01-26 10:21:48 AM  

Arkanaut: Jack Sabbath: Cooper (Kupp)

I still can't believe Cooper Kupp is a real name.


Cooper Kupp sounds like a race in MarioKart.

It's also hilarious that Suh is being a crybaby biatch when someone gave him a cheap shot for once.

At this point of the playoffs, I don't care who wins (except the Rams, fark OBJ), so long as my bets win.
 
2022-01-26 10:24:35 AM  

Arkanaut: Jack Sabbath: Cooper (Kupp)

I still can't believe Cooper Kupp is a real name.


He has a brother named Ketner Kupp.
 
2022-01-26 10:25:03 AM  
Bubby Brister's wife has a much better podcast, but I'd put Kelly Stafford's in the top 15 of my "Pro Quarterback's Wife's podcast" rankings. It's a very competitive field.
 
2022-01-26 10:25:53 AM  

Arkanaut: Jack Sabbath: Cooper (Kupp)

I still can't believe Cooper Kupp is a real name.


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2022-01-26 10:36:22 AM  

Cyber Duck: I don't think she should spend much time trying to figure it out, there's nothing special about her husband to cause this, I think Suh just hates everyone he plays against, doesn't need a reason.


I think Suh hates everyone not named Suh.
 
2022-01-26 11:21:04 AM  

Muta: Cyber Duck: I don't think she should spend much time trying to figure it out, there's nothing special about her husband to cause this, I think Suh just hates everyone he plays against, doesn't need a reason.

I think Suh hates everyone not named Suh.


Less than irrelevant but extremely important story you most definitely asked for: A diner in Nebraska, in the midst of Ndamukong Suh's 2009 season, had a sign that said "Anybody named Ndamukong eats for free" or similar words amounting to that. Nebraska asked them to take it down once it got some "sensible chuckles" due to hitting the national news. Thus, democracy was saved.

The pics of the sign and even mention of this have apparently been scrubbed from the internet.

I know what you're thinking. You're welcome.
 
2022-01-26 12:07:49 PM  

Arkanaut: Jack Sabbath: Cooper (Kupp)

I still can't believe Cooper Kupp is a real name.


I can't believe he doesn't have a Moscow Mule themed nickname.
 
2022-01-26 2:59:32 PM  
Lions owner gives me weird boner

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