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1165 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 25 Jan 2022 at 11:30 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-01-25 6:51:44 PM  
Big Mouth strikes again
 
2022-01-25 7:06:57 PM  
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
 
2022-01-25 7:14:00 PM  
"We Hate It When Our (Former) Friends Become Successful"
 
2022-01-25 8:54:53 PM  
I had a nice juicy steak for dinner today.
 
2022-01-25 11:02:50 PM  
Every time I hear Morrissey sing I think Kermit the Frog's testicles finally dropped and then sucked back into his body.
 
2022-01-25 11:48:24 PM  
I can't stand Morrissey. But this was actually rational and decent. Dude is a total douche IMO so I'm assuming someone else wrote this for him.

So, to be fair....
 
2022-01-25 11:51:14 PM  
I don't know Morrissey personally and probably never will. Won't stop me from saying that he seems like a complete knob who needs to keep quiet.
 
2022-01-25 11:56:29 PM  
He's not entirely wrong, but he's still a douche.
 
2022-01-25 11:56:31 PM  
Man, that sure that sued a cartoon sure doesn't like people acknowledging he's a piece of shiat.
 
2022-01-25 11:56:53 PM  
I read Morrissey's letter to the tune of "Frankly, Mr Shankly".

//It works
 
2022-01-25 11:59:36 PM  
What Difference  Does It Make ?
 
amb
2022-01-26 12:00:21 AM  
Wow. I guess I can agree with Morrissey. It's been 35 years since the Smiths broke up? Yeah, it is probably a good time to let it rest.
 
2022-01-26 12:08:02 AM  
Sparks - "Lighten Up Morrissey" (official video)
Youtube LwIrFTo495E
 
2022-01-26 12:17:07 AM  
This joke isn't funny anymore.

/never was really
 
2022-01-26 12:24:31 AM  
All I really want to know about Morrissey is one thing. He's a hardcore vegan, so which high-fat veggie is he gorging on that the rest of us might want to avoid? I've got friends whose diet is practically nothing but pizzas and Big Macs and they're in better shape than he is.
 
2022-01-26 12:37:53 AM  
It's not Marr's fault he gets asked questions about Moz. What's Marr supposed to say? "I'm sorry, mate, that name doesn't ring a bell."

I sometimes think this is how Lennon and McCarthy would have treated each other if Lennon were still alive, and it's kinda funny.

What is it about musicians being such prima donna assholes?
 
2022-01-26 12:43:21 AM  
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Morrissey is Meat
 
2022-01-26 12:49:35 AM  

spaceherpes: [Fark user image 425x487]Morrissey is Meat


Some girls man boobs are bigger than others
 
2022-01-26 1:35:42 AM  
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2022-01-26 3:49:23 AM  
I hate that I can't quit listening to The Smiths and Morrissey. I hate it. It's such a perfect case of trying to separate the art from the artist. He's such an awful creep but I still really enjoy his work.
 
2022-01-26 8:25:35 AM  

cretinbob: Big Mouth strikes again


Get the lights...
 
2022-01-26 9:13:21 AM  
We need to start a GoFundMe or similar to pay Robert Smith to punch him in the arm every year.
 
2022-01-26 10:12:22 AM  
Every morning I wake up and thank god I'm not morrissey

Henry Rollins
 
2022-01-26 12:03:19 PM  

EdgeRunner: All I really want to know about Morrissey is one thing. He's a hardcore vegan, so which high-fat veggie is he gorging on that the rest of us might want to avoid? I've got friends whose diet is practically nothing but pizzas and Big Macs and they're in better shape than he is.


From Wiki - In a 2018 interview, Morrissey stated that he "refuse[s] to eat anything that had a mother" but has always had difficulties with food, stating that he only eats bread, potatoes, pasta, and nuts despite the increasing availability of more varied vegan food than ever before.

So his diet consists of carbs, carbs, carbs, and fat - no wonder he's a tubbo.
 
2022-01-26 4:29:19 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: We need to start a GoFundMe or similar to pay Robert Smith to punch him in the arm every year.


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He probably won't have to, sounds like Morissey will cry either way.
 
2022-01-26 5:43:42 PM  
MST3k Morrissey
Youtube XQR78U6zvGI


/better late than never
 
2022-01-26 5:53:09 PM  
Oh, come on. He expects Johnny never to say the word "shiat" ever again?
 
2022-01-26 6:09:51 PM  
If you wanted to get laid in High School in the 80's you better know some Smiths. Not be a fan necessarily...I always liked Marr's work, as I got older I was able to appreciate Morrisey's vocals more. I think Marr's guitar work will stand out longer. I just wish they'd stop biatching at each other and play. But you know, Brits...
 
2022-01-26 9:27:38 PM  

FlippityFlap: If you wanted to get laid in High School in the 80's you better know some Smiths.


WTF? Were you cruising the razor blade section at the drug store?
 
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