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2022-01-25 3:10:13 PM  
Now they're REALLY not going to give you a good seat next to your Uncle and Cousin at the Reinstatement of Trump on the 34th of Februtember.
 
2022-01-25 3:10:43 PM  
"I'm not sorry I said it, I'm just sorry that I'm facing consequences for saying it."
 
2022-01-25 3:24:47 PM  
Dear Cheryl Hines,
I likely don't have the money this Kennedy guy has, but I also don't have the baggage his family does, and, when confronted by someone smarter than myself with facts about science, instructions from immunologists, and anything astronomers ( the space guys, not the birth-date hucksters) have to say, I listen to them and try to learn. Also, I have a cool car and I'm not gross to look at.

Call me.
 
2022-01-25 4:01:47 PM  
He seems to apologizing a lot for comparing everything to the Holocaust.

F*ck him.
 
2022-01-25 4:37:49 PM  
This season of Curb got dark really fast.
 
2022-01-25 4:41:44 PM  
Did he ever figure out that Anne Frank...

(a) Lived in Amsterdam, not Germany
(b) Died.
 
2022-01-25 5:05:02 PM  

NewportBarGuy: He seems to apologizing a lot for comparing everything to the Holocaust.

F*ck him.


This is just like how the Nazis kept making the Jews apologize.  Practically the same thing.
 
2022-01-25 5:11:47 PM  
Sit down and STFU, little man.
 
2022-01-25 5:11:52 PM  

gunga galunga: Did he ever figure out that Anne Frank...

(a) Lived in Amsterdam, not Germany
(b) Died.


and

(c) Could not fly a plane.
 
2022-01-25 5:12:39 PM  

NewportBarGuy: He seems to apologizing a lot for comparing everything to the Holocaust.

F*ck him.


Yeah, it'd be easier to take him seriously if this wasn't basically a rewrite of his apology from 2015 for doing the same thing.

/still wouldn't take him seriously
 
2022-01-25 5:12:55 PM  
A night on the couch will do that to you, eh Mr. Cheryl Hines?
 
2022-01-25 5:15:07 PM  
"I referred to Anne Frank's terrible two-year ordeal only by way of showing that modern surveillance capacity would make her courageous feat virtually impossible today," he said in a statement to the Associated Press

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2022-01-25 5:15:39 PM  
if this motherfarker wins the GOP nomination
 
2022-01-25 5:16:35 PM  
"To the extent my remarks caused hurt, I am truly and deeply sorry," he added.

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Try again. This time apologize for the remarks.
 
2022-01-25 5:17:19 PM  
"To the extent my remarks caused hurt, I am truly and deeply sorry," he added.

Stop lying, fake RFK.  OAN up to your Derp.
 
2022-01-25 5:17:42 PM  
Where's a disgruntled asshole from the 60s when you need one?
 
2022-01-25 5:20:20 PM  
Actually, all she has to be completely unidentifiable to surveillance devices, including SOTA facial scanners is wear a bright yellow zentai.
 
2022-01-25 5:21:02 PM  

gunga galunga: Did he ever figure out that Anne Frank...

(a) Lived in Amsterdam, not Germany
(b) Died.


She's as alive as JFK and JFK Jr.

/ it's real to them god damnit
 
2022-01-25 5:21:04 PM  

snowybunting: Dear Cheryl Hines,
I likely don't have the money this Kennedy guy has, but I also don't have the baggage his family does, and, when confronted by someone smarter than myself with facts about science, instructions from immunologists, and anything astronomers ( the space guys, not the birth-date hucksters) have to say, I listen to them and try to learn. Also, I have a cool car and I'm not gross to look at.

Call me.


I get it.
I had a crush on her too.
But after a recent Never Not Funny podcast with her.....eh....I think she's damaged goods now.
 
2022-01-25 5:21:20 PM  
Choooooooosing not to get a vaccine is the farking opposite of being born Jewish and having no control over the fact that your bloodline is what it is.

If you choooooose to be a pariah that's on you. Don't compare it to being Jewish or black and enslaved or raped or murdered. Those arent choices. You can take your CHOICE and go stick it up your ass. Why don't you open Hyannis Port as a leper colony, or rather a covidiot colony?
 
2022-01-25 5:22:18 PM  

Karma Chameleon: Where's a disgruntled asshole from the 60s when you need one?


I'm disgruntled, and I was born in 1964 if that helps.

Not an asshole though. Maybe a little north of there.
 
2022-01-25 5:23:00 PM  
Should I have gone with Joke A or Joke B?

a) RFK Jr. proves that the only good Kennedy is a dead Kennedy.

b) RFK Jr. is like Paul McCartney. He's been dead for decades and lives on only in conspiracy.
 
2022-01-25 5:23:59 PM  
His dad would have hated him and cut him from his will if he lived long enough.
 
2022-01-25 5:27:38 PM  
I feel like statements like this are done intentionally to cause controversy to draw attention to the events.

I imagine there's a bunch of people that had no idea that this defeat the mandates rally rally happened.

Now it's on the front page of virtually every major news site
 
2022-01-25 5:27:45 PM  
He knew exactly what he was saying, and it was premeditated and planned.  He's scum
 
2022-01-25 5:28:16 PM  

mrparks: Actually, all she has to be completely unidentifiable to surveillance devices, including SOTA facial scanners is wear a bright yellow zentai.


or be black...

/or did they "fix" that "bug".
//how to make an entire race look "suspicious"
 
2022-01-25 5:28:41 PM  
 
2022-01-25 5:31:36 PM  

WillofJ2: I feel like statements like this are done intentionally to cause controversy to draw attention to the events.

I imagine there's a bunch of people that had no idea that this defeat the mandates rally rally happened.

Now it's on the front page of virtually every major news site


It's not on the front page. "The Blog Briefing Room" sounds like what they call the toilet stall with a plugged drain.
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In other news, ad bots are judgmental assholes.
 
2022-01-25 5:31:46 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Karma Chameleon: Where's a disgruntled asshole from the 60s when you need one?

I'm disgruntled, and I was born in 1964 if that helps.


Quick! Onstage now! Now!
 
2022-01-25 5:32:30 PM  
The Diary of Anne Frank, a Hollywood production:
Snakes on a Plane: How Hollywood Really Works
Youtube nOIBOiRbcJM
 
2022-01-25 5:33:35 PM  
"I apologize for my reference to Anne Frank, especially to families that suffered the Holocaust horrors. My intention was to use examples of past barbarism to show the perils from new technologies of control. To the extent my remarks caused hurt, I am truly and deeply sorry. "

Oh, piss off Subby.  The guy's an asshole, but there's no "if I offended" in his apology.  There are plenty of people saying horrible shiat who offer that kind of half-ass apology or less.  No need to isolate one that isn't.

No, I don't think he meant it.  Yes, he's a piece of shiat.  Yes, him clarifying his intent weakens his apology, but that doesn't excuse Subby's misleading headline.
 
2022-01-25 5:38:07 PM  

Zombie DJ: snowybunting: Dear Cheryl Hines,
I likely don't have the money this Kennedy guy has, but I also don't have the baggage his family does, and, when confronted by someone smarter than myself with facts about science, instructions from immunologists, and anything astronomers ( the space guys, not the birth-date hucksters) have to say, I listen to them and try to learn. Also, I have a cool car and I'm not gross to look at.

Call me.

I get it.
I had a crush on her too.
But after a recent Never Not Funny podcast with her.....eh....I think she's damaged goods now.


And she's morphing into something not of this world lately.  She always was kind of weirdly hot, but I think she's had too much work done or something.

/not studman
 
2022-01-25 5:41:42 PM  
Leave it to a republican to complain that there isn't enough loopholes or latitude to be able to casually break laws.
 
2022-01-25 5:49:39 PM  
Well, it's too bad that Sirhan Sirhan was denied parole recently. Such a shame, really...
 
2022-01-25 5:51:03 PM  
Forget whether your comments were grossly offensive or not based on content (they, of course, were.)  But for f*ck's sake, what kind of logic do you have? 

ace in your face: Choooooooosing not to get a vaccine is the farking opposite of being born Jewish and having no control over the fact that your bloodline is what it is.

If you choooooose to be a pariah that's on you. Don't compare it to being Jewish or black and enslaved or raped or murdered. Those arent choices. You can take your CHOICE and go stick it up your ass. Why don't you open Hyannis Port as a leper colony, or rather a covidiot colony?


I think he's saying something a little different:

Presuming somebody is unvaccinated - for whatever reason - THEN your freedoms are drastically curtailed.  Like, seriously, would you rather be a patriotic American, who for no reason other than the fact that you value the freedom to control what goes into your body, DOESN'T have the freedom to go to certain concerts and restaurants, or Anne Frank, who you know, other than the threat of constant death, was free to move about that attic in any way she chose?
 
2022-01-25 6:06:34 PM  
"Like Anne Frank, I wasn't expecting the fuhrer."
 
2022-01-25 6:09:03 PM  

foo monkey: "I apologize for my reference to Anne Frank, especially to families that suffered the Holocaust horrors. My intention was to use examples of past barbarism to show the perils from new technologies of control. To the extent my remarks caused hurt, I am truly and deeply sorry. "

Oh, piss off Subby.  The guy's an asshole, but there's no "if I offended" in his apology.  There are plenty of people saying horrible shiat who offer that kind of half-ass apology or less.  No need to isolate one that isn't.

No, I don't think he meant it.  Yes, he's a piece of shiat.  Yes, him clarifying his intent weakens his apology, but that doesn't excuse Subby's misleading headline.


The rule of apologies is that anything before "but" is horseshiat. In this case, it was anything before the last sentence.
 
2022-01-25 6:14:45 PM  

Karma Chameleon: Where's a disgruntled asshole from the 60s when you need one?


I pray every day for a lone wolf D to take one for the team. ☹
 
2022-01-25 6:17:22 PM  

ace in your face: Choooooooosing not to get a vaccine is the farking opposite of being born Jewish and having no control over the fact that your bloodline is what it is.

If you choooooose to be a pariah that's on you. Don't compare it to being Jewish or black and enslaved or raped or murdered. Those arent choices. You can take your CHOICE and go stick it up your ass. Why don't you open Hyannis Port as a leper colony, or rather a covidiot colony?


There is no "Jewish" bloodline. It's a religion, not an ethnicity.

And if it was a bloodline somewhere, it would be eitger Palestinian, Middle Eastern, or Arabic.
 
2022-01-25 6:19:14 PM  
Apology not accepted, asshole. You already said what you wanted and it got to all your Nazi brethren. They won't pay attention to any apology. They know it's bullshiat as much as I know it's bullshiat.
You're as big a Nazi anti-Semite as your grandad Joe.
fark you.
 
2022-01-25 6:21:02 PM  

suebhoney: ace in your face: Choooooooosing not to get a vaccine is the farking opposite of being born Jewish and having no control over the fact that your bloodline is what it is.

If you choooooose to be a pariah that's on you. Don't compare it to being Jewish or black and enslaved or raped or murdered. Those arent choices. You can take your CHOICE and go stick it up your ass. Why don't you open Hyannis Port as a leper colony, or rather a covidiot colony?

There is no "Jewish" bloodline. It's a religion, not an ethnicity.

And if it was a bloodline somewhere, it would be eitger Palestinian, Middle Eastern, or Arabic.


Yeah, Jews tried telling that to Spanish Inquisitors, but it didn't work.
That was the beginning of the bloodline thing.
 
2022-01-25 6:21:30 PM  
Dear Mr. Kennedy,
  Get f*cked you worthless c*nt. I'm sorry if the extent my remarks caused hurt, I am truly and deeply sorry.

Sincerely,
Reverend J
 
2022-01-25 6:26:21 PM  

KodosZardoz: suebhoney: ace in your face: Choooooooosing not to get a vaccine is the farking opposite of being born Jewish and having no control over the fact that your bloodline is what it is.

If you choooooose to be a pariah that's on you. Don't compare it to being Jewish or black and enslaved or raped or murdered. Those arent choices. You can take your CHOICE and go stick it up your ass. Why don't you open Hyannis Port as a leper colony, or rather a covidiot colony?

There is no "Jewish" bloodline. It's a religion, not an ethnicity.

And if it was a bloodline somewhere, it would be eitger Palestinian, Middle Eastern, or Arabic.

Yeah, Jews tried telling that to Spanish Inquisitors, but it didn't work.
That was the beginning of the bloodline thing.


Doesn't change that it's still a farce.
 
2022-01-25 6:31:17 PM  

foo monkey: "I apologize for my reference to Anne Frank, especially to families that suffered the Holocaust horrors. My intention was to use examples of past barbarism to show the perils from new technologies of control. To the extent my remarks caused hurt, I am truly and deeply sorry. "

Oh, piss off Subby.  The guy's an asshole, but there's no "if I offended" in his apology.  There are plenty of people saying horrible shiat who offer that kind of half-ass apology or less.  No need to isolate one that isn't.

No, I don't think he meant it.  Yes, he's a piece of shiat.  Yes, him clarifying his intent weakens his apology, but that doesn't excuse Subby's misleading headline.


"To the extent my remarks caused hurt" is a real "sorry for hurting your feelings, not sorry for saying something atrocious"
 
2022-01-25 6:33:40 PM  

suebhoney: ace in your face: Choooooooosing not to get a vaccine is the farking opposite of being born Jewish and having no control over the fact that your bloodline is what it is.

If you choooooose to be a pariah that's on you. Don't compare it to being Jewish or black and enslaved or raped or murdered. Those arent choices. You can take your CHOICE and go stick it up your ass. Why don't you open Hyannis Port as a leper colony, or rather a covidiot colony?

There is no "Jewish" bloodline. It's a religion, not an ethnicity.

And if it was a bloodline somewhere, it would be eitger Palestinian, Middle Eastern, or Arabic.


Incorrect. People who were not practicing Jews were still considered Jewish because of their blood and tortured and killed for it. Pick up a farking book you moron
 
2022-01-25 6:38:31 PM  

suebhoney: KodosZardoz: suebhoney: ace in your face: Choooooooosing not to get a vaccine is the farking opposite of being born Jewish and having no control over the fact that your bloodline is what it is.

If you choooooose to be a pariah that's on you. Don't compare it to being Jewish or black and enslaved or raped or murdered. Those arent choices. You can take your CHOICE and go stick it up your ass. Why don't you open Hyannis Port as a leper colony, or rather a covidiot colony?

There is no "Jewish" bloodline. It's a religion, not an ethnicity.

And if it was a bloodline somewhere, it would be eitger Palestinian, Middle Eastern, or Arabic.

Yeah, Jews tried telling that to Spanish Inquisitors, but it didn't work.
That was the beginning of the bloodline thing.

Doesn't change that it's still a farce.


Um, the Holocaust was not a farking farce.
 
2022-01-25 6:40:00 PM  
$1 on he does the same comparison act again two weeks to a month from now.

/anyone chronicle how this guy became Nurgle's spokesperson?
 
2022-01-25 6:54:10 PM  

ace in your face: Choooooooosing not to get a vaccine is the farking opposite of being born Jewish and having no control over the fact that your bloodline is what it is.

If you choooooose to be a pariah that's on you. Don't compare it to being Jewish or black and enslaved or raped or murdered. Those arent choices. You can take your CHOICE and go stick it up your ass. Why don't you open Hyannis Port as a leper colony, or rather a covidiot colony?


Americans can choose to be sh*tty religious people, and for some reason we have to accommodate that. I'm still unclear as to why I have to accommodate someone else's choices that way.
 
2022-01-25 6:55:42 PM  

suebhoney: KodosZardoz: suebhoney: ace in your face: Choooooooosing not to get a vaccine is the farking opposite of being born Jewish and having no control over the fact that your bloodline is what it is.

If you choooooose to be a pariah that's on you. Don't compare it to being Jewish or black and enslaved or raped or murdered. Those arent choices. You can take your CHOICE and go stick it up your ass. Why don't you open Hyannis Port as a leper colony, or rather a covidiot colony?

There is no "Jewish" bloodline. It's a religion, not an ethnicity.

And if it was a bloodline somewhere, it would be eitger Palestinian, Middle Eastern, or Arabic.

Yeah, Jews tried telling that to Spanish Inquisitors, but it didn't work.
That was the beginning of the bloodline thing.

Doesn't change that it's still a farce.


Not when you're exterminated for it.
 
2022-01-25 7:09:03 PM  
Not offended. I know an idiot when I see one. Bless your heart.
 
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